Disclaimer:I don't own Left 4 Dead only the characters I made

Author's note:I knew my humor is only like of a 5 yr old.(I'm only human!) and I know this sucks(DO NOT FLAME)I just hope you people will like this in a way.(Have Mercy!)

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Chapter 4:The Dead Run Not Walk

It was dark,they were everywhere by now,the survivors were still tired since they're encounter with the new wounds were not that serious but it kept them a bit sky was pitch black,they couldn't see much outside,the only thing they can see is the blood shed all over the were blood stains on the walls and the floor,the safe room didn't feel like home more like a hellish cage protecting them from the demons was awake,he had only a few hours of sleep,he couldn't bear to think about what he was the time he would need to recall what thought in his mind about the infected that attacked them,they were a bit more dangerous than the ordinary ones they would encounter had they're own differences and capabilities,they could think and act at the right time,they were as 's only been a few days after the virus broke out and it looks like its dead were more than usual,they're stench could me sniffed a mile were several writings on the wall,there were some survivors here back recalled in his mind that he saw several dead corpses before they got in the safe house,possibly the past inhabitants.

He had time to recall his old memories now,his comrades were still asleep so it was his alone time layed down on the floor and stared at the wall,he moved his arm,inserted it into his pocket and pulled out from his wallet a picture of his family and his took a long look at it,he didn't cry,he didn't felt any sad,but only wished he didn't leave them but he had to in order to 're happy faces haunted his thoughts as he took deep breaths,his family,the closest people he had,were possible thought of that long ago since the starting of their campaign,he grinned,and hid the photo again in his wallet,he peered his eyes and kept on thinking about the special infected they faced.

"Maybe I should come up with names for them."Skurai said to himself as he layed his finger right under his lip and kept started to wake up,he gave out a nice long yawn before he would start to stretch his thin started at him questioning what he was doing back there and they started to chat about the topic.

"You are going to name those things we fought before?"He asked him.

"Ya,I think its a great idea to give those things names so we could warn each other if we would face them again."

"Hmmm,well I never though of that....what a splendid idea then!"

"Thanks dude."

"So what do you have in mind about the things?cause I think I have some too."

"You too?"

"Well.........let's call it a last minute idea."

"Ok then,I'll start off first then you'll give yours after ok?"

"Ok."

"Remember that thing I told you that tried to hug rape me to death?"

"Oh yeah the Rock Balboa convention reject."

"Right.....so like I said we will now call it The Hunter."

"Ok...now the other ones."

"The one which fired the tentacle thingy,we will call it The one who barf at you and also went boom,we will call it The big muscular monkey we fought,we will now call it The Tank and lastly the white bitch you said will be now be called The Witch."

"..."

"What ya think?good enough?"

"Right...its a bit ,time for mine,I'll just follow the way you called them in order."

"Well...ok then."

"How bout this,The Glomper Of Doom,Tongue Rapist,Ric's More Handsome Fatass Brother,Steroid Abused and The Crazy White Bitch That Lost Her Pimp."

"..........."

"What ya think?"

"How bout we just use my idea."

"Why?wheres the fun in that."

"There is no fun in zombie apocalypses"

"Then why did you laugh maniacally like you were on pot at school?"

".....Thats an exception."

"But-"

"Just do what I say and I wont tell the others you once slept with a Barney doll."

"But you were the-"

"They wont believe you."

"Damn you."

"Same to you."

So they both accepted the idea,shunning Eman's retarded idea(who wouldn't,well...possible you).They woke up the other two and told them the news and they all gathered up in front of the safe house exit door.

"Okay guys we are almost to the mall so lets all stay nice and frosty."Skurai proclaimed.

"You think there maybe a lot of them there?"Ric asked Skurai.

"Possibly yes,there maybe like oh well a 1000 of them waiting to kill us but,we must not fail."

"....1000?we nearly got through a hundred now a thousand?!??!"Marvin whined.

"Stop being a wuss Marvin,treat this like a game,every ending we get a prize in store for us."Eman replied to him.

"Like what?a trip with a tank?"

"No,well maybe a tank and or maybe a smoker and boomer."

"Your not helping."Skurai said back to Eman.

"Well, just saying so though."

"Just shut up and get yer are some first aid kits there,be sure to bring one with you."Skurai reminded them.

"Hey,what about those bottles over there?"Marvin asked.

"Eh?those aren't ordinary bottles boy,those are molotoves."

"Wha?"

"Molotoves are alcoholic bottles with a piece od cloth on they're necks,since alcohol is flammable the cloth on top will be lit if the user is ready to throw it,if it is thrown,when the glass breaks the fire on the cloth with lit the flammable water and splash out a field of fire on the target zombies are not impervious to fire then it will be like a cannibal's barbeque."

"....Wow."Marvin muttered out.

"Dude I bet you got that from Order of Duty 5."Eman commented.

"Well,a little but only the important parts."

"Right...."

"Okay enough with the senseless jibber jabber let's move out!me and Ric will get the molotovs."

"That's unfair."

"Fine,if we find any pipe bombs you can have it."

"Pipe bombs?"

"The white stick I used before to attract the infected away before it goes boom."

"Ohhhhhhhh."

"Now you get it."

"Actually,who made you the boss?!?"

"...."

So then,everyone were perked up and removed the pipe locking up the safe house door and gave a few words of wisdom.

"When we get to the mall expect to see zombie paper boys and old people."

"What about zombie teen hooligans?"Eman added.

"Well...that too maybe."

"What about zombie cashier operators?"Marvin also said.

"Maybe.."

"Zombie children?"Ric also added.

"Possibly.."

"Zombie pimp?"

"Zombie kids which tried to buy shakes?"

"Zomibe jogging old people?"

"Zombie mall rats?"

"Zombie popstar wanabe-"

"ENOUGH!!!JUST SHOOT ANYTHING WHICH MOVES LIKE IT WAS ON STEROIDS!"

"Geez,all you had to do was 't get your hippy pants in a knot."

"...."

"Dude calm take a deep breath and-"

Skurai grabs Eman by the arm and beforms a perfect backbreaker.

"Oh nevermind,Ric try to make sure Eman is still ...this is going to get more troublesome."

Marvin proceeded to the door and opened were none of them there but they're smell still reached the survivors.

"Guys I can see the mall from here and there are no infected..for now,so keep your guard up."Marvin informed went to him as said to him with a smirk,"You dont have to tell me that boy.I was born ready."Eman stood behind him and added up with a straightforward look,"Then what about the time you got raped by the Rocky Balboa Reject?"Skurai turned and spoke up,"Errr...lets make that an exeption."Everyone looked at him with disapproval written on theyr'e faces."Oh come on it was dark!",eveyone still stared,"Fine okay,I was not ready that time,happy?"."We are satisfied."Eman said with a grin.

They ran out of the safe house with speed,they ignored all the obstacles they face and went directly to the mall."There's the mall!were almost there boys!"Ric yelled back to moved a bit slower after hearing it before he stopped on his tracks."Marv whats wrong?"Eman asked him."It's nothing,I'm just catching my breath."He said with a worried face."Marv,even I know your not that happy bastard I met."Skurai said back to him."Its just...well...where are they?"Marvin replied."Heh,were better off not knowing,besides its good to not fight the dead always,well..come on were almost to the mall and nothing will stop us no-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

"Oh fufu."Skurai said while his face turned 3rd bulding next to the mall just exploded on it lower dead finally came out,but in an extremely large numbers."What the fuck!"Eman yelled out,"Everyone hurry to the mall!try to barricade the doors when we get there!".The dead weren't after them but the others."Guys look!survivors!and theres a lot of 'em!"Ric cried out while he pointed at the cloud of were survivors and there were a lot of them were atleast 14 of them rushing also to the mall for 's team were heading at they're direction trying to help them get there."Guys!provide supporting fire!help them get through!"Skurai commanded at them."You don't have to tell me twice!"Eman yelled back.

The other survivors ran as fast as they could as the horde were tailing at 's team decimated the infected that tried to reach them but,it wasn't enough,one of them tripped and was easily ripped apart at the horde reach him in massive numbers."AAHH!!!!HELP ME PLEASE!"the man cried to the others,but they didn't stop."Idiots!why aren't they helping him!"Marvin protested."Looks like they abide the law last man standing,selfish bastards."Skurai said while he reloaded his other survivors caught eyesight at Skurai's group and fled after a few seconds of stoping.

One of them was a priest,a young girl,a police woman,2 boys and another weren't armed to the teeth with weapons though,they only had 1 gun which the police woman held and some crowbars and lead were done for,they attracted the biggest horde any of the survivors ever number of infected were simply breathtaking and horrific at the same man that was caught before,his head was the only thing left from the carnage."Everyone hurry!were almost there!"the policewoman yelled."The dead walk the earth!"the priest screamed at he performed the sign of the cross while he ran."The dead aren't walking they are running actually."one of the boys added."Oh sorry my dead run the earth!"the priest the priest was old he eventually fell to his knees."Stand up Father!"the boys yelled at him with great concern."I'm sorry boys,everyone,it seems God is ready to take me now..please..go...live.."he said to them while he gasped for air."Are you crazy!!?were almost there!"the man yelled at him."My brother,please take care of everyone,let God give you the strenght to push on with the hardships of life....a bid you adeiu."he said as his voice weakened."HUNTER!!!BEHIND YOU!!!"Ric tried to warn was too late for the old man to react,the hunter just lept out behind the massive sea of undead and tackled the man down,the infected followed as his death was blood splattered everywhere as the hunter ripped out his flesh and ate his inerds,the infected also feasted upon the corpe pulling out his bones and gnawing on his priest's cross was left on the ground,stained in man picked it up and ran again to could not stomach the incident,he ran a bit slower than before and had great sorrow of his death."My God...."Ric spoke out seemed the others were almost to safety now since the survivors were covering they're backs,but even they knew that things are going to get worse.

"Were almost there folks!just a little bit more!those guys over there are giving us cover!Hang on!"the police woman informed the remaining were only a few more meters till they were safe until......

YAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

"TANK!!BESIDE YOU!!RUN!!"Skurai yelled at the slow looked on his left only to be filled with fear as the tank lifted up a big chunk of the had no time to react and breathe his last as the tank pulverize his body to limbs flew everywhere as the tank smashed the area again and again,his blood spilled all over the crater where his body was utterly tank lifted its gigantic bloody arm in the air and roared in victory."Goddamnit!Kill the fucking thing!"Eman commanded everyone."You don't have to tell me twice!"Skurai tank wasn't finished yet,even after a hail of bullets piercing through lifted up a car and launched it at the 2 boys and the girl."NO!!!RUN AWAY!!PLEASE!!"Marvin yelled on the top of his lungs at the doomed car landed closed to them,missing them by a few was relieved until..

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

The car exploded in a fiery blaze behind the children,incinerating dropped his gun and fell to his knees at the and Skurai rushed forward to finally get rid of the arm flew in the sky covered in flames,pitch black like police woman stopped for a few seconds to her shock.A small body moved out of the wall of fire,it was the girl,her eyes were already burned out and her skin was already pitch moved out slowly before she collapsed to the ground tank finally fell from the wounds it last survivors finally got to at what cost?

"Let's move it while the horde are still feasting on the priests remains!"Skurai told Ric."Wait.."Ric pulled out the cross from the severed arm of the man and ran back to the others."Gahh...finally we made it,lets go in already."Eman spoke out in was still saddened and didn't spoke while Ric kept looking at the cross."Well...atleast we save someone."Skurai said in conclusion.

The police woman catched her breath and ran to the boys,ready to speak something urgent to was almost there until...

BLLLLLLAAAAAACCCHHHH!!!

"SMOKER!!!!BEHIND THE HORDE!!!"Skurai pointed out.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The smoker shot its tongue right on her,it coiled around her arms and waist,it had a tight grip and pulled her to the hungry demons waiting for nourishment."WE GOTTA SAVE HER!!"Skurai told his comrades.

"We got no time for that!"Eman knocked some sense into him."It's either her life or our lives!"

"We have to!"

"You should know by now that we can't save everyone!"

"B-b-but.."

"Tell me,would it be better for her to be gone...or us."

"..."

Skurai bit his lip and ran in the mall."I'm...sorry..."he murmured out used her now as a the object of attraction while they barricaded the door and windows with anything they sounds of screams echoed they're tainted minds,the haunted visions of the people they failed to help started to pop up in their sounds of the infected gorging on her insides and munching on her bones felt like a shotgun fired near they're felt sat down in a dark corner pretending nothing had prayed the rosary while rubbing on the leaned on the wall with his face a bit layed his hands on the wall opposite to Eman,punching it till his fist bleeded.

"DAMN IT!Why did it end this way!."

Dawn finally broke over the infected city,scattered bodies layed everywhere and the dead walk of the face of the survivors finally faced the true reality when it comes to this......Everything will have a cost,whether little or large...Death takes no prisoners.

End Of Chapter.

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This kinda sucks a bit..but plz. R&R!!you people are the source of my success _

Not as gory..but I wished it was a bti more sadly :( hope you people like it......