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H.N. Elly (Kirsten)

"Dear gods, I hate heights" were his thoughts as he was being effortlessly carried by the witch's minions Daniyyel & Jennifer (mannequin dolls with halos that were always in pairs one had a crude etched smiling face while the other had a kiddy bunny stick on it's neither regions, each pair shared a pair of wings with each only having one wing while their partner had the other forcing them to fly close together) this also applied to him since they were flying by them holding him by his wrists and at the same time with their arms slung over the other shoulders. Setting him down on the top box that served as the witch's platform the doll duo fluttered away with him waving good-bye to them, as he was walking towards the center of the platform he past numerous floating glass boxes some containing something ordinary (pair of reading glasses) to some that had something very disturbing (a human hand with a shiny ring on it) since she kept what she loved in floating glass boxes it made her barrier world a sought of museum.

Reaching the center he saw her admiring one of her numerous boxes. Her appearance wasn't as off-putting as some might think since her body was a computer box monitor with her head, shoulder, arms, and her VERY long hair emerging from the top of it, before announcing his arrival he had only one though regarding her appearance "well she said her favorite movie was The Ring". She turned her bang covered face towards him and gave a casual wave. With her he didn't need a mental connection since she spoke using her monitor "Hai, Hai, Hello (^o^)" were the words that appeared on the pink screen, which caused him to think, "so H.N. Elly is in charge". This witch was a special case since she had two personalities: her ideal personality H.N. Elly (her upbeat pop idol like persona who used net-speak and emoticons) and then there was her original personality Kirsten (her shy timid self who used normal words and emoticons). "Yo, Elly how's it hanging" he asked "oh, u no N/M but everything's GR8 d^_^b" he smiled seeing those word since H.N. Elly was the more outgoing of the two, she always sounded happy but he knew when something was not right her body language didn't match her words, she wasn't lying but she was telling the whole true "And how has Kristen been doing?" that caused her to freeze up (both her body and the computer screen) realizing she had been caught, she lowered her had as her response appeared on the screen "don't know (-_-), she hasn't been talking 2 me" her response caught him off guard, Kristen told H.N. Elly everything and looked to her for comfort so for her not to be talking must be something serious.

"How about I try?" he suggested to her, swaying side to side her answer was soon visible "u better find out, alright cutie (^_~)" as she slumped forward which meant they were switching. "Ever the flirt" he thought as he watched they unmoving body, the only way to know if anything was happening was the rotating pink and blue yin-yang loading symbol on the white screen. Taking in her full immobile appearance he noticed that she/they were wearing the bright pink and blue striped ribbons he brought them on one of his early visits (which also was the key in getting both of them to open up to him). After about three minutes of silent waiting the screen went black then booted up to a blue one. The witch's slowly head moved up then turned to see she had company, and then quickly jerked her face to look the other way "oh. he..hello, Elly didn't tell me you were already here (=^_^= )", Kristen was the only person who got away with calling her just Elly since H.N. Elly insisted that she be addressed by her full name. "She told me that your not talking to her, why you always are there for each other so what happen to make you stop talking?" all she did in response was lower her head and cover something that appeared on her screen "what was that" she shook her head violently showing she didn't want him to see her answer "KRISTEN" the sternness of his voice made her look at him in despair "I promise I wont get mad and I'll explain it to her, ok?"

Kristen couldn't say no to such a sincere promise (and he always kept his promises) so she due her hands back letting him see what was on the screen as her body started to shake in silent tears "Elly lost the photo-album you gave us (;_;), I even put it in a special box so I could find it any time (T~T)" (most of her boxes were transparent but her favorites were kept in a bright red boxes). He hugged her so she would calm down, as she clung to him sobbing into his chest he started slowly rubbing her back with one hand and petted he head with the other. "Lets get her to say what happened so we can find it" she nodded into his chest then pulled away, the right half of the screen faded to black then in a few seconds later had a pink glow on it with the question "so u find out what's wrong? (O?O)" "why don't you ask her yourself" H.N. Elly hadn't realized that they were sharing the screen/body until he pointed it out "OH, hi Kristy (^_^')" watching her body in these moments was a little strange since nothing but the arms moved (each controlled by one of them) and the head twitched occasionally. "You lost one of her favorites" he said "WHAT NO WAY I WOULD NEVER (O_O)" appeared on the pink side of the screen with the right arm shooting into the air in surprise "YES YOU DID! YOU LOST THE PHOTO ALBUM HE GAVE US! (_)" was on the blue side as the left hand pointed accusingly at the right. As they bickered back and forth he saw that it wasn't going anywhere fast, a yell of "HOLD IT" caused both arms to freeze "H.N. Elly please try and remember last time you saw the album then maybe with can figure out what happened."

As she thought of the photo album the pink half of the screen was gently humming with only "…" being seen on it, after a few long minutes there was a new message on the pink screen which caused both him to fall on his face and Kristen to face-palm "...zzz..." "ELLY! 9(x.x)9" was apparent on the blue half as the left fist was shaking violently. "Huh wha happen (O?O)" was her drowsy response "you fell asleep" her male friend replied "Really? Sorry (^_^')" "please tell me you at least remembered where the album is? (¬_¬)" at Kristen's question the right arm start to fidget a little which didn't go unnoticed by their visitor "you remember don't you?" he spoke which was more of a statement then a question. Slowly nodding with the right hand her explanation showed up on the pink screen "I was looking at the book and saw that it's box was dusty so I cleaned it but I dropped the box and it broke so I put the book in2 another red box, IMSS. (T~T)" reading/feeling what had happened the left hand went and held the right hand "Elly I didn't know I'm sorry for yelling at you (;_;)" "no I'm whose sorry I should have told u but I didn't want to upset u (T~T)" then the witch's arms stated hugging its own body which let him know they had made up.

"So which box was it?" he asked hoping to finally put this problem to bead "the 1 with the long green ribbon. (;_;)" was her answer. "I'll call for it, Daniyyel & Jennifer should have it here in a few minutes ツ" looking behind himself "or maybe in a few seconds" on cue the flying doll duo had with them a red box about three times their size but they carried it with ease. Placing the box in front of their master the dolls bowed then took off again to do who knows what, opening the box he found exactly what H.N. Elly mentioned there on top of a large green ribbon was the cream colored leather cover with the simple title written in cursive My Friends. "Well I glad that was fixed now to make sure it doesn't happen again…" he reached into the box and took out the green ribbon as H.N. Elly/Kirsten (since they are still sharing the body) looked on. He had tied a piece of the ribbon on to the book so it stuck out like a bookmark, placing the book back into the box he used the rest of the ribbon and tied it around the box when he finished he presented it to his witch friend. Now the red box looked more like a red Christmas present, both arms took the box and held it to their head "this way you will be ably to find it faste...ACK" before he could finish his sentence he was enveloped in a bone crushing as one sentence passed through both the blue and pink half of the screen "THANK U (^3^)" "welcome…girls…can't…breath…" hear his grunts they let go of him and he fell on the floor gasping for air "Sorry (^_^')" was spelled across both halves.

Picking himself off the floor his clock let out its familiar beeping "looks like I'm off" he said looking at the now sulking witch. On the screen was "not much of a visit was it?" Looking upwards he asked "How about next time I come here, I being a gift?" shyly tilting her head to look at him she asked "what kind of gift?" "Anything you'd like, I'll bring something for the both of you." He knew H.N. Elly had a bit of a jealous streak in her but she did cared about Kirsten all the same. "We'll leave up to you ツ" with that and a goodbye nod he jumped off the platform, free falling of the tower of large boxes he saw that he was falling straight for his rift opening. Seeing this allowed him to start thinking on what they gifts should be. Back at the top of the tower the witch was busying her self with rearranging boxes so they formed a chair so their friend could sit next time he visited "IMSS bout the box Kristy (^_^')" "it's ok Elly no harm no foul… still you winked at him ツ, I thought we agreed to share everything (^_~)". Elly's arm twitch "yeah everything and anything cause we're closer then sisters, your me and I'm you" "that's true Elly we're 2 sides of the same coin" after this the witch's whole body shook with happy silent laughter.

The meanings/translations for the net speak and emoticons.

N/M: Nothing much

GR8: Great

d^_^b : thumbs up

(-_-) : upset, no amused

(^_~) : wink

(=^_^= ) : blushing

(;_;) : light crying

(T~T) : heavy crying

(O?O) : question face

(^_^') : nervous, sweat-drop

(O_O) : surprise

(_) : angry

9(x.x)9 : very angry/shaking fists

..zzz... : sleeping

(¬_¬) : annoyed

ツ : smile

IMSS: I Am So Sorry

(^3^) : kiss


Well this took awhile to finish, I need a short break.

Please if anyone reads this: review, comment, say if I made any mistakes, I welcome it in hope of improving my writing/typing.

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