Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: Reed and Shane have stepped up in their relationship, The Duchess has been suffering from T.A.S (Tweedle Affection Syndrome). Based off CP Coulters 'Dalton'.
Warning: Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff.
Rating: T
Couples: Klaine, Rane, Evira, Wevid
A/N: Well, apparently you wanted more. I don't know why you would, but I'm a people pleaser so... Here you go. xD I hope you enjoy this third installment (Chap 1&2 count as a whole because its a duel ending.). As stated Evira is Evan and Kira. This little chat takes place after the twins first week of showing Kira just how much they care...0.o R&R
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor Branch
Topic: Painting the Roses Red...
Duchess: Blaine, If you happen to notice a lack of two identical blondes, just go with it.
WhiteRabbit: What did they do?
Duchess: Oh would you like before I got detention for causing my English room to be flooded with flowers or the AFTER?
MarchHare: They didn't!
Duchess: Oh, THEY DID!
WhiteRabbit: TWEEDLES!
- TweedleEth, TweedleEv, and tweedles have signed in -
tweedles: Yes? :D
TweedleEth: Dear Rabbit why are you yelling?
TweedleEv: Yes why? Oh, hello Duchess!
WhiteRabbit: How about you scroll through the chat and see for yourself!
tweedles: ?
TweedleEth: Oh! The flowers!
TweedleEv: Did you like them?
Duchess: Oh they were gorgeous.
tweedles: :D!
Duchess: My teacher and classmates were very happy with the bouquets I gave them, because my room is now overstocked. -.-'
- MadHatter, Alice, and Dormouse have signed in -
tweedles: Hi guys!
MadHatter: Hey
Dormouse: Hi Kira!
Alice: You boys sent the flowers to her classroom?
TweedleEth: You said a gesture.
TweedleEv: It was a gesture!
Duchess: Kurt! You told them to do this?
Alice: No. I said a simple gesture. Like perhaps bringing her a bouquet of flowers. I did not say flood her classroom with them!
WhiteRabbit: Kurt, maybe next time you should be more... specific.
tweedles: He was specific!
TweedleEth: He said give her flowers!
TweedleEv: and take her out!
Duchess: So I got about three flower shops worth and kidnapped. (and Hi, Reed! how are you Darling?)
MarchHare: They kidnapped you O.o
MadHatter: Then what?
Dormouse: I'm good, how are you. besides being showered with tweedle affection?
WhiteRabbit: You two are kidnapping girls now?
TweedleEv: We woke her up first!
TweedleEth: we went out to catch fireflies!
tweedles: It was fun!
Duchess: It was 2 in the and I was so hoping I was hallucinating until I woke up with a jar of them next to me. (That's good, and I'm doing alright.)
MarchHare: Do you normally dream about dates with the twins?
Duchess: o.o
MadHatter: Me thinks...YES. Hey Reed? Got a question for you!
TweedleEth: Do you dream about us, Duchess?
TweedleEv: If so what do we do? :D
Duchess: I have to go.
tweedles: No!
Dormouse: But I wanted to tell you something!
MarchHare: David?
MadHatter: Lover?
Alice: you two are sick.
MarchHare: hush Alice. and David do feel as though Reed is ignoring us?
MadHatter: Hmm? Reed?
Duchess: What is it darling?
TweedleEv: you're still here!
Dormouse: I finished my painting!
Duchess: That's great! I can't wait to see it.
Dormouse: I'll send it to you!
MadHatter: Yes, My Wesley. We are being ignored.
MarchHare: Why does he hurt us?
WhiteRabbit: Okay you two are really starting to make me believe that you're a couple.
Alice: Ditto.
Duchess: I already figured they were...
MarchHare: Huh?
MadHatter: Really?
Duchess: Yeah. Just not as open about it as Blaine and Kurt.
Dormouse: Blaine and Kurt need to be less open...
Alice: REED!
MarchHare: ooooh? Tell us more.
MadHatter: don't leave us hanging Reed!
tweedles: we want to know too!
Duchess: That's enough out of you four. Its their private business!
Alice: thank you.
Duchess: But if Reed feels like sharing...
WhiteRabbit: You've been corrupted!
Reed: Well I walked into a *study session*
Duchess: why the stars?
MadHatter: ...
MarchHare: wait for it.
Duchess: Oh my stars! Blaine!
WhiteRabbit: o.o Yeah?
Duchess: Its called a lock.
Alice: We live with the tweedles.
Reed: 'Do Not Disturb' sign?
MarchHare: Yeah, like that would help. xD
TweedleEth: We are hurt.
TweedleEv: Yes we would respect their privacy.
tweedles: for a few hours.
Duchess: ...what have I got myself into.
MadHatter: Nothing you can get out of.
MarchHare: yeah you're stuck with us.
Dormouse: But its okay!
Duchess: Why is it okay Darling?
Dormouse: because we're pretty nice. except maybe the Hatter and Hare.
Alice: okay he's using the nicknames...
WhiteRabbit: What did you two do to Reed?
MarchHare: Nothing! We just wanted to ask a question.
MadHatter: Yeah, and its regarding the 'Do Not Disturb' sign...;)
Alice: O_O wait are you...what are you two saying exactly?
Dormouse: Nothing! Drop it please.
- ShaneA has signed in -
WhiteRabbit: Shane, what did you do to Reed?
ShaneA: O.O Huh? nothing... Reed?
Dormouse: Hi, Shane.
MarchHare: Yes hi Shane.
MadHatter: get home safe did you?
ShaneA: oh god...
Dormouse: ~crawls into hole~
Duchess: Oh. My. God! Reed!
Alice: I was confused, now I'm not and Reed is the twin of a tomato right now.
ShaneA: I bet he still looks perfect.
Dormouse: SHANE!
WhiteRabbit: I did not need this information about my brother. Dammit you two!
TweedleEth: Oh dear Dormouse.
TweedleEv: ...all growed up?
tweedles: ~collapse in happy tears~
Duchess: Well, my Darling?
Dormouse: ~buried in hole to die~
ShaneA: ~unburies and moves to sit with~
MarchHare: cute.
MadHatter: very cute.
MarchHare: but not as cute..
MadHatter: As us!
Alice: That was planned...
MarchHare: WAS NOT!
WhiteRabbit: far too tweedle for you two.
MadHatter: oh shut up. Reed and Shane made out. Talk about that!
- Dormouse has signed out -
ShaneA: awe v.v Look what you did!
- ShaneA has signed out -
WhiteRabbit: nice going guys!
Duchess: Yeah good job. I have to go my phones dying I'll switch to the laptop.
TweedleEv: hurry back!
TweedleEth: Yes, we'll miss you!
Duchess: You two are weirdos.
tweedles: u.u
Duchess: But i like it :D
tweedles: YAY!
- Duchess has signed out -
Alice: I think Reed is committing suicide by pillow.
WhiteRabbit: !
MarchHare: damn.. sorry!
MadHatter: Steal the pillows Tweedles!
TweedleEth: okay!
WhiteRabbit: N... never mind, I can here them running.
Alice: Yeah their wrestling him now...
MadHatter: too bad Shane signed out before you could plant THAT image.
WhiteRabbit: David..
MadHatter: Yeah?
WhiteRabbit: RUN.
MadHatter: O_O Is he... oh I can hear him BYE
Alice: Well, this chat cleared out fast.
MarchHare: I didn't know David could hit that note o.O
Alice: wow. I don't think I could hit that note.
MarchHare: hurtin...
- Duchess has signed in -
Duchess: back. why is David hitting high notes?
MarchHare: just.. scroll up. -.-'
Alice: Yeah..
Duchess: Oh wow... I may need to was a slasher to remove that mental shot.
Alice: That is not what I meant. you people are SICK
MarchHare: Yet you love us.
Duchess: loves me more.
MarchHare: DOES NOT!
Duchess: sure do!
MarchHare: SURE DON'T!
Duchess: Do.
MarchHare: Don't
Duchess: yes He do.
MarchHare: No he don't!
Duchess: Oh I think he does
MarchHare: Well, you'd be wrong!
Alice: GUYS!
Duchess: Yes, Dear?
MarchHare: M hmm?
Alice: Stop.
Duchess: admit you love me more and maybe Wes will stop
MarchHare: THAT IS A LIE!
WhiteRabbit: Whoa? who loves who more?
MarchHare: Kira thinks Kurt loves her better than me.
Duchess: because he does.
MadHatter: FALSE!
Alice: Hey David, stick got a voice box?
Duchess: It's true!
MadHatter: barely! NO IT IS NOT TRUE!
TweedleEth: We love you better Duchess
TweedleEv: Yes definitely!
Duchess: Thank you, My Loves.
MarchHare: Well that I believe, but Kurt loves me better!
WhiteRabbit: Guys, guys we all know there is ONE person Kurt loves more then you all combined.
Alice: Exactly.
WhiteRabbit: Alexander McQueen.
Alice: y.. what? xD
Duchess: That I will agree to.
MarchHare: I'm higher up on his list then YOU.
WhiteRabbit: while I tried v.v
Alice: They won't stop till I choose will they.
Duchess: their is no choice you love me better then you love Wes.
MarchHare: NO!
Duchess: or David.
MadHatter: WHAT?
tweedles: Duchess, you fit in splendidly.
Duchess: thank you. and no I will not stay up until midnight to break into a public pool.
TweedleEth: but it will be fun.
TweedleEv: we'll have cake!
Duchess: No what it will be is illegal!
WhiteRabbit: Exactly, and you two are on house arrest.
Alice: since when?
WhiteRabbit: I will handcuff them to their bed if I have to.
MarchHare: Yes, Blaine. Lay out the bed sharing for all to see.
WhiteRabbit: I wrote beds.
MadHatter: You wrote bed.
WhiteRabbit: well then I didn't hit the s hard enough.
MarchHare: We shall take that sentence in a very clean not smutty way.
MadHatter: sort of.
Alice: Wow you two are definitely gay with each other.
Duchess: beyond a shadow of a doubt. STOP TEXTING ME TWINS!
TweedleEth: not until you agree.
TweedleEv: yes the cake is already been ordered.
TweedleEth: It's all set up.
TweedleEv: If you don't come then we will be sad.
tweedles: very very sad.
Duchess: HOW you managed to text from your phones AND type for thee accounts is beyond me but I'm impressed.
Alice: How they do half the stuff they do is beyond me.
WhiteRabbit: yeah, I'm surprised you even...o.o
MadHatter: even...?
MarchHare: even what, Blaine?
Alice: Nothing! He's being strange. Comes from living with you people.
MarchHare: what do you mean you people?
MadHatter: I am offended.
Duchess: are you talking about...weirdness. Blaine's weirdness. Are you talking about Blaine's weirdness, Kurt?
MadHatter: that was a weak save.
Alice: Yes, Kira. We are.
WhiteRabbit: I'm no more weird then the rest of us.
MarchHare: TELL US!
TweedleEth: Or we will.
Alice: you know!
TweedleEv: we were just in your room.
TweedleEth: we saw it.
TweedleEv: But we had to return to Duchess.
MarchHare: it..room..tweedles sad to back off..
MadHatter: KURT MADE COOKIES!
Alice: Help. Me. O_O
Duchess: Sorry! can't. D:
WhiteRabbit: Well this conversation is probably over.
Duchess: fine with me. I might as well have a cat nap if I'm going to be up at midnight.
WhiteRabbit: Just..don't let them steal anything.
Duchess: I'll do my best. Go get some cookies man!
WhiteRabbit: I plan to. Bye!
Duchess: Bye...
- Duchess has moved to Windsor/Stuart Commons -
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor/Stuart Commons
Topic: Derek needs less girlfriends.
KingOfHearts: I'm serious man she did!
CheshireCat: you are sick, how you manage to keep those girls I'll never know.
Knave: I wouldn't want to know.
KingOfHearts: whatever. you both are just jealous I get it regularly.
CheshireCat: and I don't?
KingOfHearts: not according to the tabloids.
CheshireCat: So because I'm discreet I don't get any?
Knave: would you two stop, there IS a lady present.
KingOfHearts: got something you want to tell us Lo?
Knave: I was referring to Kira actually.
CheshireCat: and when did Kira come into conversation.
Duchess: about 3 minutes ago.
KingOfHearts: Hello, Kira.
Duchess: Don't even try.
CheshireCat: shut down.
KingOfHearts: Shut up, Jules. And all I said was Hello. pretty full of yourself aren't you Duchess.
Knave: Lay off Derek. Just because she shut you out.
KingOfHearts: You guys suck.
- KingOfHearts has signed out -
Duchess: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cause I fight between you.
CheshireCat: Their would of been a fight with or with out you. He is really starting to get on my nerves.
Knave: been on mine since freshman year. Hello, Kira how are you?
Duchess: I'm good Babe, how are you?
CheshireCat: babe?
Knave: I'm as well as can be expected with a womanizer and a primadonna for best friends.
Duchess: I will trade you for the tweedles.
CheshireCat: seriously, whats with the babe?
Knave: Jealous?
CheshireCat: No. more shocked that you seemed to take it like it was an everyday occurrence.
Duchess: it is.
CheshireCat: and just how did you convince his Majesty to let you get away with Babe?
Duchess: His Majesty?
Knave: occupational hazard.
Duchess: regarding your holier-than-thou air?
CheshireCat: exactly.
Knave: excuse me?
Duchess: I didn't mean it that way.
Knave: well what did you mean.
CheshireCat: that your a spoiled brat!
Knave: shut up Jules!
Duchess: Wow I am just a magnet for fights today.
CheshireCat: Yes, your highness. ;)
Knave: It's nothing. Just explain what you meant.
CheshireCat: Or heads will roll.
Knave: JULIAN!
CheshireCat: I gotta get back to set.
- CheshireCat has signed out -
Knave: still up for that friend trade?
Duchess: I am so sorry. I didn't want to cause problems. but Kurt made cookies so all the Windsors sort of ditched.
Knave: Well that's rude. But I have had Kurt's cookies so I can only empathize a little.
Duchess: so have I, and I don't blame them, or you.
Knave: well you've certainly stirred up our side of things?
Duchess: How do you mean?
Knave: Oh I'm sure Jules with let Derek in on your pet name.
Duchess: It's my thing. I usually suck at names and now I have three names for everyone. While four for the twins...
Knave: Their real ones, their separate tweedles and then joint tweedles and the fourth?
Duchess: they've decided I should call them my loves.
Knave: Of course they did. I hear you've been bombarded with flowers.
Duchess: How'd you hear that?
Knave: one of Derek's girlfriends is complaining that he never does those things.
Duchess: Believe me she shouldn't complain. My room and everything in it smells like flowers.
Knave: well that shouldn't be too bad.
Duchess: freesia, rose, orange blossoms, blue bells, tiger lilies. They gave me an orchid when they kidnapped me last night.
Knave: fireflies or swimming? or did they sneak you onto a movie set?
Duchess: O_O How do you know this? and fireflies.
Knave: I told you. We went to middle school together.
Duchess: ahh.. Well I apparently I am being kidnapped again to go swimming.
Knave: Illegally?
Duchess: Of course.
Knave: Nice. Well sleep well. I'm going to practice a little and then pretend to be asleep for 6 hours.
Duchess: Trade you?
Knave: No
Duchess: damn...
Knave: Good Night.
Duchess: You too!
A/N: Okay that was even more pathetic but if you so desire to see it the next one WILL be better. Oh and as mentioned. I HATE DEREK :( [No offense to Mama CP she's amazing]. Oh, and don't go jacking my T.A.S, man. That would hurt my feelers. xD
