Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: Reed and Shane have stepped up in their relationship, The Duchess has been suffering from T.A.S (Tweedle Affection Syndrome). Based off CP Coulters 'Dalton'.
Warning: Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff.
Rating: T
Couples: Klaine, Rane, Evira, Wevid

A/N: Well, apparently you wanted more. I don't know why you would, but I'm a people pleaser so... Here you go. xD I hope you enjoy this third installment (Chap 1&2 count as a whole because its a duel ending.). As stated Evira is Evan and Kira. This little chat takes place after the twins first week of showing Kira just how much they care...0.o R&R


CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor Branch

Topic: Painting the Roses Red...

Duchess: Blaine, If you happen to notice a lack of two identical blondes, just go with it.

WhiteRabbit: What did they do?

Duchess: Oh would you like before I got detention for causing my English room to be flooded with flowers or the AFTER?

MarchHare: They didn't!

Duchess: Oh, THEY DID!

WhiteRabbit: TWEEDLES!

- TweedleEth, TweedleEv, and tweedles have signed in -

tweedles: Yes? :D

TweedleEth: Dear Rabbit why are you yelling?

TweedleEv: Yes why? Oh, hello Duchess!

WhiteRabbit: How about you scroll through the chat and see for yourself!

tweedles: ?

TweedleEth: Oh! The flowers!

TweedleEv: Did you like them?

Duchess: Oh they were gorgeous.

tweedles: :D!

Duchess: My teacher and classmates were very happy with the bouquets I gave them, because my room is now overstocked. -.-'

- MadHatter, Alice, and Dormouse have signed in -

tweedles: Hi guys!

MadHatter: Hey

Dormouse: Hi Kira!

Alice: You boys sent the flowers to her classroom?

TweedleEth: You said a gesture.

TweedleEv: It was a gesture!

Duchess: Kurt! You told them to do this?

Alice: No. I said a simple gesture. Like perhaps bringing her a bouquet of flowers. I did not say flood her classroom with them!

WhiteRabbit: Kurt, maybe next time you should be more... specific.

tweedles: He was specific!

TweedleEth: He said give her flowers!

TweedleEv: and take her out!

Duchess: So I got about three flower shops worth and kidnapped. (and Hi, Reed! how are you Darling?)

MarchHare: They kidnapped you O.o

MadHatter: Then what?

Dormouse: I'm good, how are you. besides being showered with tweedle affection?

WhiteRabbit: You two are kidnapping girls now?

TweedleEv: We woke her up first!

TweedleEth: we went out to catch fireflies!

tweedles: It was fun!

Duchess: It was 2 in the and I was so hoping I was hallucinating until I woke up with a jar of them next to me. (That's good, and I'm doing alright.)

MarchHare: Do you normally dream about dates with the twins?

Duchess: o.o

MadHatter: Me thinks...YES. Hey Reed? Got a question for you!

TweedleEth: Do you dream about us, Duchess?

TweedleEv: If so what do we do? :D

Duchess: I have to go.

tweedles: No!

Dormouse: But I wanted to tell you something!

MarchHare: David?

MadHatter: Lover?

Alice: you two are sick.

MarchHare: hush Alice. and David do feel as though Reed is ignoring us?

MadHatter: Hmm? Reed?

Duchess: What is it darling?

TweedleEv: you're still here!

Dormouse: I finished my painting!

Duchess: That's great! I can't wait to see it.

Dormouse: I'll send it to you!

MadHatter: Yes, My Wesley. We are being ignored.

MarchHare: Why does he hurt us?

WhiteRabbit: Okay you two are really starting to make me believe that you're a couple.

Alice: Ditto.

Duchess: I already figured they were...

MarchHare: Huh?

MadHatter: Really?

Duchess: Yeah. Just not as open about it as Blaine and Kurt.

Dormouse: Blaine and Kurt need to be less open...

Alice: REED!

MarchHare: ooooh? Tell us more.

MadHatter: don't leave us hanging Reed!

tweedles: we want to know too!

Duchess: That's enough out of you four. Its their private business!

Alice: thank you.

Duchess: But if Reed feels like sharing...

WhiteRabbit: You've been corrupted!

Reed: Well I walked into a *study session*

Duchess: why the stars?

MadHatter: ...

MarchHare: wait for it.

Duchess: Oh my stars! Blaine!

WhiteRabbit: o.o Yeah?

Duchess: Its called a lock.

Alice: We live with the tweedles.

Reed: 'Do Not Disturb' sign?

MarchHare: Yeah, like that would help. xD

TweedleEth: We are hurt.

TweedleEv: Yes we would respect their privacy.

tweedles: for a few hours.

Duchess: ...what have I got myself into.

MadHatter: Nothing you can get out of.

MarchHare: yeah you're stuck with us.

Dormouse: But its okay!

Duchess: Why is it okay Darling?

Dormouse: because we're pretty nice. except maybe the Hatter and Hare.

Alice: okay he's using the nicknames...

WhiteRabbit: What did you two do to Reed?

MarchHare: Nothing! We just wanted to ask a question.

MadHatter: Yeah, and its regarding the 'Do Not Disturb' sign...;)

Alice: O_O wait are you...what are you two saying exactly?

Dormouse: Nothing! Drop it please.

- ShaneA has signed in -

WhiteRabbit: Shane, what did you do to Reed?

ShaneA: O.O Huh? nothing... Reed?

Dormouse: Hi, Shane.

MarchHare: Yes hi Shane.

MadHatter: get home safe did you?

ShaneA: oh god...

Dormouse: ~crawls into hole~

Duchess: Oh. My. God! Reed!

Alice: I was confused, now I'm not and Reed is the twin of a tomato right now.

ShaneA: I bet he still looks perfect.

Dormouse: SHANE!

WhiteRabbit: I did not need this information about my brother. Dammit you two!

TweedleEth: Oh dear Dormouse.

TweedleEv: ...all growed up?

tweedles: ~collapse in happy tears~

Duchess: Well, my Darling?

Dormouse: ~buried in hole to die~

ShaneA: ~unburies and moves to sit with~

MarchHare: cute.

MadHatter: very cute.

MarchHare: but not as cute..

MadHatter: As us!

Alice: That was planned...

MarchHare: WAS NOT!

WhiteRabbit: far too tweedle for you two.

MadHatter: oh shut up. Reed and Shane made out. Talk about that!

- Dormouse has signed out -

ShaneA: awe v.v Look what you did!

- ShaneA has signed out -

WhiteRabbit: nice going guys!

Duchess: Yeah good job. I have to go my phones dying I'll switch to the laptop.

TweedleEv: hurry back!

TweedleEth: Yes, we'll miss you!

Duchess: You two are weirdos.

tweedles: u.u

Duchess: But i like it :D

tweedles: YAY!

- Duchess has signed out -

Alice: I think Reed is committing suicide by pillow.

WhiteRabbit: !

MarchHare: damn.. sorry!

MadHatter: Steal the pillows Tweedles!

TweedleEth: okay!

WhiteRabbit: N... never mind, I can here them running.

Alice: Yeah their wrestling him now...

MadHatter: too bad Shane signed out before you could plant THAT image.

WhiteRabbit: David..

MadHatter: Yeah?

WhiteRabbit: RUN.

MadHatter: O_O Is he... oh I can hear him BYE

Alice: Well, this chat cleared out fast.

MarchHare: I didn't know David could hit that note o.O

Alice: wow. I don't think I could hit that note.

MarchHare: hurtin...

- Duchess has signed in -

Duchess: back. why is David hitting high notes?

MarchHare: just.. scroll up. -.-'

Alice: Yeah..

Duchess: Oh wow... I may need to was a slasher to remove that mental shot.

Alice: That is not what I meant. you people are SICK

MarchHare: Yet you love us.

Duchess: loves me more.

MarchHare: DOES NOT!

Duchess: sure do!

MarchHare: SURE DON'T!

Duchess: Do.

MarchHare: Don't

Duchess: yes He do.

MarchHare: No he don't!

Duchess: Oh I think he does

MarchHare: Well, you'd be wrong!

Alice: GUYS!

Duchess: Yes, Dear?

MarchHare: M hmm?

Alice: Stop.

Duchess: admit you love me more and maybe Wes will stop

MarchHare: THAT IS A LIE!

WhiteRabbit: Whoa? who loves who more?

MarchHare: Kira thinks Kurt loves her better than me.

Duchess: because he does.

MadHatter: FALSE!

Alice: Hey David, stick got a voice box?

Duchess: It's true!

MadHatter: barely! NO IT IS NOT TRUE!

TweedleEth: We love you better Duchess

TweedleEv: Yes definitely!

Duchess: Thank you, My Loves.

MarchHare: Well that I believe, but Kurt loves me better!

WhiteRabbit: Guys, guys we all know there is ONE person Kurt loves more then you all combined.

Alice: Exactly.

WhiteRabbit: Alexander McQueen.

Alice: y.. what? xD

Duchess: That I will agree to.

MarchHare: I'm higher up on his list then YOU.

WhiteRabbit: while I tried v.v

Alice: They won't stop till I choose will they.

Duchess: their is no choice you love me better then you love Wes.

MarchHare: NO!

Duchess: or David.

MadHatter: WHAT?

tweedles: Duchess, you fit in splendidly.

Duchess: thank you. and no I will not stay up until midnight to break into a public pool.

TweedleEth: but it will be fun.

TweedleEv: we'll have cake!

Duchess: No what it will be is illegal!

WhiteRabbit: Exactly, and you two are on house arrest.

Alice: since when?

WhiteRabbit: I will handcuff them to their bed if I have to.

MarchHare: Yes, Blaine. Lay out the bed sharing for all to see.

WhiteRabbit: I wrote beds.

MadHatter: You wrote bed.

WhiteRabbit: well then I didn't hit the s hard enough.

MarchHare: We shall take that sentence in a very clean not smutty way.

MadHatter: sort of.

Alice: Wow you two are definitely gay with each other.

Duchess: beyond a shadow of a doubt. STOP TEXTING ME TWINS!

TweedleEth: not until you agree.

TweedleEv: yes the cake is already been ordered.

TweedleEth: It's all set up.

TweedleEv: If you don't come then we will be sad.

tweedles: very very sad.

Duchess: HOW you managed to text from your phones AND type for thee accounts is beyond me but I'm impressed.

Alice: How they do half the stuff they do is beyond me.

WhiteRabbit: yeah, I'm surprised you even...o.o

MadHatter: even...?

MarchHare: even what, Blaine?

Alice: Nothing! He's being strange. Comes from living with you people.

MarchHare: what do you mean you people?

MadHatter: I am offended.

Duchess: are you talking about...weirdness. Blaine's weirdness. Are you talking about Blaine's weirdness, Kurt?

MadHatter: that was a weak save.

Alice: Yes, Kira. We are.

WhiteRabbit: I'm no more weird then the rest of us.

MarchHare: TELL US!

TweedleEth: Or we will.

Alice: you know!

TweedleEv: we were just in your room.

TweedleEth: we saw it.

TweedleEv: But we had to return to Duchess.

MarchHare: it..room..tweedles sad to back off..

MadHatter: KURT MADE COOKIES!

Alice: Help. Me. O_O

Duchess: Sorry! can't. D:

WhiteRabbit: Well this conversation is probably over.

Duchess: fine with me. I might as well have a cat nap if I'm going to be up at midnight.

WhiteRabbit: Just..don't let them steal anything.

Duchess: I'll do my best. Go get some cookies man!

WhiteRabbit: I plan to. Bye!

Duchess: Bye...

- Duchess has moved to Windsor/Stuart Commons -

CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor/Stuart Commons

Topic: Derek needs less girlfriends.

KingOfHearts: I'm serious man she did!

CheshireCat: you are sick, how you manage to keep those girls I'll never know.

Knave: I wouldn't want to know.

KingOfHearts: whatever. you both are just jealous I get it regularly.

CheshireCat: and I don't?

KingOfHearts: not according to the tabloids.

CheshireCat: So because I'm discreet I don't get any?

Knave: would you two stop, there IS a lady present.

KingOfHearts: got something you want to tell us Lo?

Knave: I was referring to Kira actually.

CheshireCat: and when did Kira come into conversation.

Duchess: about 3 minutes ago.

KingOfHearts: Hello, Kira.

Duchess: Don't even try.

CheshireCat: shut down.

KingOfHearts: Shut up, Jules. And all I said was Hello. pretty full of yourself aren't you Duchess.

Knave: Lay off Derek. Just because she shut you out.

KingOfHearts: You guys suck.

- KingOfHearts has signed out -

Duchess: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cause I fight between you.

CheshireCat: Their would of been a fight with or with out you. He is really starting to get on my nerves.

Knave: been on mine since freshman year. Hello, Kira how are you?

Duchess: I'm good Babe, how are you?

CheshireCat: babe?

Knave: I'm as well as can be expected with a womanizer and a primadonna for best friends.

Duchess: I will trade you for the tweedles.

CheshireCat: seriously, whats with the babe?

Knave: Jealous?

CheshireCat: No. more shocked that you seemed to take it like it was an everyday occurrence.

Duchess: it is.

CheshireCat: and just how did you convince his Majesty to let you get away with Babe?

Duchess: His Majesty?

Knave: occupational hazard.

Duchess: regarding your holier-than-thou air?

CheshireCat: exactly.

Knave: excuse me?

Duchess: I didn't mean it that way.

Knave: well what did you mean.

CheshireCat: that your a spoiled brat!

Knave: shut up Jules!

Duchess: Wow I am just a magnet for fights today.

CheshireCat: Yes, your highness. ;)

Knave: It's nothing. Just explain what you meant.

CheshireCat: Or heads will roll.

Knave: JULIAN!

CheshireCat: I gotta get back to set.

- CheshireCat has signed out -

Knave: still up for that friend trade?

Duchess: I am so sorry. I didn't want to cause problems. but Kurt made cookies so all the Windsors sort of ditched.

Knave: Well that's rude. But I have had Kurt's cookies so I can only empathize a little.

Duchess: so have I, and I don't blame them, or you.

Knave: well you've certainly stirred up our side of things?

Duchess: How do you mean?

Knave: Oh I'm sure Jules with let Derek in on your pet name.

Duchess: It's my thing. I usually suck at names and now I have three names for everyone. While four for the twins...

Knave: Their real ones, their separate tweedles and then joint tweedles and the fourth?

Duchess: they've decided I should call them my loves.

Knave: Of course they did. I hear you've been bombarded with flowers.

Duchess: How'd you hear that?

Knave: one of Derek's girlfriends is complaining that he never does those things.

Duchess: Believe me she shouldn't complain. My room and everything in it smells like flowers.

Knave: well that shouldn't be too bad.

Duchess: freesia, rose, orange blossoms, blue bells, tiger lilies. They gave me an orchid when they kidnapped me last night.

Knave: fireflies or swimming? or did they sneak you onto a movie set?

Duchess: O_O How do you know this? and fireflies.

Knave: I told you. We went to middle school together.

Duchess: ahh.. Well I apparently I am being kidnapped again to go swimming.

Knave: Illegally?

Duchess: Of course.

Knave: Nice. Well sleep well. I'm going to practice a little and then pretend to be asleep for 6 hours.

Duchess: Trade you?

Knave: No

Duchess: damn...

Knave: Good Night.

Duchess: You too!


A/N: Okay that was even more pathetic but if you so desire to see it the next one WILL be better. Oh and as mentioned. I HATE DEREK :( [No offense to Mama CP she's amazing]. Oh, and don't go jacking my T.A.S, man. That would hurt my feelers. xD