Now that Time Moves On is done, this is my priority. I decided to redo this chapter because it didn't seem right, and the italics disappeared, and made it slightly confusing…

I am Stephenie Meyer. This April person you speak of, she is stealing my work. Now, I have an appointment in 10 with the men in the pretty white coats…

BPOV

We all agreed with Edward's idea, was pretty good. We decided Emmett could go next, seeing as it'd been a while for him. He asked to stop at home first, and change, and then go. We, of course, agreed.

5 minutes later, Emmett walked out of the house, wearing a trench coat with God knows what underneath.

Or, what if…* shudder, shudder, twitch * he had nothing on underneath? *twitch, twitch, shudder *

"Bella, are you okay? That twitch doesn't look normal? Carlisle is just over there…"

"No, I'm fine…"

We continued on to the town, where Emmett halted. Directly. In. Town. Center.

Crap.

Emmett shrugged out of his little trench coat thingy, and…

I screamed.

I couldn't help it.

It. Was. Freakish.

Emmett was wearing a pink, bedazzled Speedo, with that freaky faux fur on the border. The word 'dangerous' was written across his "parts" in GOLD GLITTER!!!! And he had gold and silver glitter gel in his hair.

*shudder, shudder, twitch, shudder, twitch *

"Bella, are you sure that you don't need that to get checked out?"

"Yeah! Mm-hmm! Yepperdoodles!"

"Ok…"

Emmett began to strut around the square.

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Emmett walked up to Jessica Stanley who was prancing around the town like the spaz that she is, and began walking behind her, following her every move.

I'm a blonde bimbo girl, in the fantasy world

Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly

You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,

kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Jessica looked scared; I didn't blame her.

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,

hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Emmett bowed, and grinned.

We couldn't stop laughing. Alice froze in a vision, and then turned to us.

"Charlie is coming! Go, we need to go to avoid getting caught!"

A/N Better… sort of. I'll have the next real chapter up in a few. Tomorrow is my parents 16 year anniversary, so I'll be able to update tomorrow a bit, because I'll be home alone while they par-tay! It's almost 2009! My birthday is in 5 days, think I can have 70 reviews? If I can get two chapters out a day until then, and you guys give me 100 reviews, I'll post on my birthday, which I hadn't planned on doing. Please?

I made a Twilight shrine in my room, with both of my copies of each of the books, and then I will have framed pictures of everybody up soon. I'm a spaz, but it's why you love me so. And if you still haven't---- go check out xTwilightForeverx's story, Secrets. It rocks, and I beta-ed it.