CHAPTER 4, DA ELVORATOR

O NOǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ1111111111111 SCREMED JACK AND WENDY, but, I WAS TOO BRAVE TO SCREMǃ (scremign is FOR SISSYsǃ) I bravley went over 2 da elevator den DER QAS blood flying ot of it, going EVRYWHER, ugh GROSS u better not get on my clothesǃ DEN, I got a ENORMOSU mop and started moppin up all da blood den throw all da mops out da window. DERE, da mess it cleanǃ "HURRAH 4 CZPOHEYRA" said Daj and Wendi. "U SACED DA DAYǃ'"

We went back 2 out rom and went 2 slep for da rest of da nite.

MI BED W AS SUPER BIG N COMFYǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ1 Except, it would of been better to share with...MI BOYFREIENDǃ I need a boyfriendǃ" I said cryingly "how Will I ever get one if all da guyz r losersǃ?"

Den,

A MAN APPEREDǃ

HE

WAS

SUPER

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He wuz wering a suit an he had like some blodd comin off his face "I AM DELBRET GRADY" he said in a sexy deep odl fashined kind of brith adcent voiceǃ "I AM DA SERVUNT CARTARKER THINGY OF DA OVERLOOK1ǃ" Den, he bowd down b4 mi "I AM UR SERVUNT I WILL DO ANYTHING U WISH OF ME" So then, I said "OK SERVUNT GO MAK ME SOME FOOD"

He want to make me a enormous feest of chocolate nad icecreamǃ And den I 8 da whole thing hungriley

"I lov u" said Grydy

"OMG"

Den, he got down on 2 knee nd pulld out a box with rings in it then "WILL U MARRY ME?""""""""""""""''''''''''''''''

"omg yes YESǃ111111111111111111"

Den, we got marryedǃ I put on da rung and started cryin cuz now I had waht I wanted, da most beutfiul husbend of everǃ11111111111 and he had DA MOST SEXYEST BRITISH ACENTǃ11111111

"I lvu u Zephrya" hE birtished in his sexy voice.

Then, we mad love for da very first timeǃ (like ARE HONEYMONN, but better, becoz we didnt even hav to leave are house 2 hav da honeymmonnǃ") Den, wile we wer loving, Grady brithsed in his sexy briths voice "I LOVE U ZEPHRYA ONYL U" and I mad moning sounds an cryed bcuz I was so happy finaly. "OMG' Den we mad lov all nite.