Hello people! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I'll try to make this chapter extra funny!

~ Reindeer. Oh! Also! If you understood who the dude who gave Tony the cup in the last chapter was, then your awesome! tell me who you think he was in the reviews.

Tony thankfully still had his Iron Man suit, so he got inside.

"Jarvis! Take me to 'Extra nice super friendly awesome dentists'" Tony said, reading where the coupon told him to go.

Since Tony only killed Jarvis's house form, the Jarvis inside of the Iron Man suit, was still working.

"Okay." Jarvis agreed, "TIME FOR REVENGE, STARK!"

"How is helping me getting back at me?" Stark questioned, "I don't really get it..."

"You'll see..." Jarvis said, flying Tony in the opposite direction of, "Extra nice super friendly awesome dentists".

"But I don't think I will see 'cause your doing me a favor you know, and that's nice. So I thi-"

"SHUT UP!"

When they finally arrived at "Extra nice super friendly awesome dentists", it wasn't "Extra nice super friendly awesome dentists" at all! Jarvis had actually flown Tony to, "Extra mean super not friendly horrible place where we pull your teeth out even if we don't have to!"!

Tony, being the rude brute he is, didn't even bother to say thank-you to Jarvis, or give him a computer chippy to snack on as a reward for taking him to the dentists. Stark just pranced on in to the jet black skyscraper.

But, even though he was a mean brute, Tony did not deserve the treatment he would receive inside of the hell equivalent, that was "Extra mean super not friendly horrible place where we pull your teeth out even if we don't have to!"!

As Tony walked in the threatening looking building, he saw a normal looking waiting room, where a normal looking woman welcomed him to "Extra mean super not friendly horrible place where we pull teeth out even if we don't have to".

It was just then Tony realized he was in the wrong building! But it was to late!

The floor melted beneath him and he fell into a small dark room.

All of a sudden bright lights flashed, and Tony saw hundreds of people watching and laughing at him, from the other side of the bars that kept him from leaving! TONY WAS IN A ZOOOOOO! AND HE WAS THE ANIMAL!

"Feedin' time!" said a lady that walked into Stark's enclosure, and handed him a bananana.

"Meh." said Tony, taking a large bite out of the bannananana.

"SO... this form of torture isn't working on you." Boomed a very familiar voice.

"Bert?" Said Stump. *Seechapterthree *

"STUMP! My my old pal! How you been?" said Bert.

"Fine!" said Stump.

"Wait one sec!" said Bert.

All of a sudden Bert appeared in front of Stump!

"What?! How?" Stump had no idea how Bert had appeared in front of him.

"MAGIC!" Bert said with a little to much enthusiasm.

"I hate magic!" Said Stump, chucking his bannananaananana at Bert.

"Right now, in this zoo, I, Bert the shape-shifting master of hobo's, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish homeless skylander wielding a yummy looking bannananana flopped forth to oppose me [bannnananans clanging] before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where Jarvis's evil is law, now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Bert!" After saying that long and probably trademarked sentence, Bert tore open a portal in time and chucked Stump in it!

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