"I'll have my steak rare and some of your best whisky." I handed the waiter the menu as I leaned back in my seat. He nodded and began to walk away. Kyu groaned in the seat next to me. "No rush as well sir, i'd like to enjoy the atmosphere." The waiter acknowledged me with a quick wave over his shoulder. I let out a sigh and let myself relax. Meanwhile Kyu slammed her head against the table in frustration. "You don't have to be here you know." She looked at me like I was in idiot. Getting way to used to that.
"No way am I missing a minute of this." She stated and a smile slowly spread across her face. I was beginning to hate that smile. "After all, you're gonna be going after Jessie Maye star of the legendary Back door Rodeo 3, the superb Fondel and Gropsel, the entire Fuck me till I break Trilogy…" She kept going. And going. For the next hour she went on listing every single piece off Jessie's film biography. I'm not sure if it was from memory or magic, either way both her and Jesse's feats were amazing. I ate my meal at twice the speed, barely savoring its perfection. She's no fairy, more like a devil. Only such a creature would dare ruin good steak. She was still going as we left, turned the corner into an alley and warped to the other side of town with the Hunnie Bee.
"And last but not least, my personal favourite, A Midsummer's night swap." Finally she seemed satisfied as reality came back into focus. We were outside a lovely bar downtown. One I was slightly familiar with thanks to my college days. It's large bar space, fancy atmosphere and lovely lighting made it a fantastic place for dates. Or a great place for a lonely loser to indulge in some high quality whisky and drown his sorrows. It was bustling inside but even from here Jessie stood out amongst the crowd. I slid into an ally and got out the HunnieBee to make the change.
This time the button was red with what looked like a sweat drop in it. Appropriate. Light. A fire lit inside me. Burning, some pain even as I could feel myself getting shorter and felt my body fat melt away. As the light faded I took in the new me. Skinny but with some good muscle, skin felt smooth and clear, hair slicked back and combed. I cared about how I looked, this took effort. The suit I was wearing added to this. I could tell at a glance that it cost money. Lots and lots of money. It was simple and black with a purple color shirt and tie to match. The rest of it was black, vest, jacket and pants all a sleek formal black. Fancy, expensive, classy. I somehow knew I was a businessman and an important one at that. As I took my first step into the bar everyone else knew it too. I could get used to this.
I grabbed a seat at the bar and ordered one of their more expensive whiskies, glad my love of that hasn't changed. Jessie was sitting a few seats down. Oddly enough, she looked even better properly dressed than in the bikini. Her leopard print top hung low and loose showing off a deep valley of cleavage. While her simple blue shorts allowed everyone to get a good look at her legs. For a woman who must be in her mid thirties she barely looked a day past twenty five. My drink arrived and I grabbed it getting ready to go introduce myself when I heard the HunnieBee chime and a new girl caught my attention as she stepped out of the restroom.
Wow, That was some hair, it was styled into a ring of long spiral curls that went around her head. She was in good shape with some above average assets up front. Most interesting though was how her skin was the same sweet color as smooth milk chocolate. She wore what looked to be a light blue dress that cut off mid thigh. The white fishnet stockings and boots she wore contrasted perfectly with her dark skin. She wore some odd white gloves that cut off mid palm and a matching white scarf that pulled the outfit together. Her dark grey eyes gave her look of focus and her confident smile only enhanced this. Oddly enough I felt as though I had seen this outfit before some place. Gotta admit she was pretty. Not much compared to Jessie but not horrid either. Happy she was in the Hunniebee.
"Hey Lola! Aww you bitch, you didn't tell me you were back in town!" Jessie called out to here from across the room while waving her over.
The new girl ran over her hair bouncing all over as she did. "Hey lover! Just got in a couple days ago. Missed you!" She stated as the two shared a quick embrace.
"Excuses! You know you're supposed to check in with me as soon as you hit the ground," She scolded the new woman, while actually managing to look a little upset.
The new girl just smirked at her
"Of course! What was I thinking? I'm sorry honey, won't happen again." She threw in an adorable pout as she apologized.
"That's more like it. Jessie's smirk was back and she relaxed again as she took a sip from her drink.
"How've you been my darling? Staying out of trouble?" The new girl was back to a smile now, with a bit of mischief thrown in.
"Well, I try, but trouble has a hard time staying out of me." She said with obvious implications.
"Sooo, I take it work is good?"
"Never better." She stated confidently. "But enough about me. What's goin' on you? Any new mischief to share?" She had a hungry look in her eyes, at the end of the days I guess girls really always do love their gossip.
"Where do I start?" Her eyes wondered off as she seemed to let her mind drift a bit.
"Hold that thought. Have a seat, I'm gonna go grab you a drink. I want to hear all about it." She was visibly excited and was bouncing in her seat… some of her kept bouncing longer than the rest.
"Ahhhh, I'd love to…" She seemed to deflate a bit and Jessie did the same.
"Buuuut…?" The frown on her deepening.
"Yeah, I've got an early day tomorrow. I just stopped in for a second."
"Ahhh, coooome ooon. You're not going to make me sit here and drink all by myself are you?" She's one hell of an actress that's for sure, almost looks likes she's gonna cry.
"Lola took a quick look at the time and perked back up. Raincheck. I'll call you later this week; girls night out, all the way." Jessie let out a sigh and turned back to her drink.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get out of here already."
"Love you baby!" She gave Jessie a soft peck on the cheek as she ran out the door. Thankfully this put a smile back on the blond's lips.
I let out a sigh of relief as the new girl took off, don't know if I could handle two girls at once yet. I braced myself as a certain pink fairy fluttered back into view.
"Ooh! MIlf alert! Looks like a total cougar too." If I remember correctly she starred in the short total couger as well. "I don't think you realize the gravity of the situation here. This is what separates the men from the boys. You've got to be aggressive. That nice guy shit isn't gonna cut it." Kyu had a fire in her voice. I don't think she wanted me to get with a girl as much as this one. I simply nodded took a long sip from my drink and started my approach.
"How much?" I asked as I slid onto the stool next to her.
"How much ya got?" No hesitation, classy. "I don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting you. The cute ones are always hiding." She slowly looked me up and down before finishing what little was left in her glass. "Hun, do me a favor and help me out with my empty glass? Pretty please?" She was pouring on the mock innocence. I started to raise my hand to signal for the bartender but stopped and turned back to her.
"What's in it for me?" I looked her straight in the eyes and shot her a smile.
"Ooohh, I can make it worth your while sweetie. Trust me." She practically moaned that out as she leaned in a bit offering me get a fantastic view of her cleavage. I accepted said offer, as I motioned for the bartender to refill her glass.
"How many drinks does it take to get underneath that shirt?" I couldn't help but pat my wallet as I pulled my eyes away from the gorgeous view and back to her eyes.
"Only one way to find out, huh?" She leaned back taking a sip from her fresh drink. "You haven't even asked my name yet. I'm more than just a pretty face you know. Most gentleman your age know me as Misty, but you can call me Jessie. You should feel honored." I only share that secret with people I like.
"Ahh so would that make you the illustrious Jessie Maye?" I asked with a sip of my drink.
"Ohhh a fan of mine are you?" She threw some extra lust into her voice, sounded just like the movies.
" A casual fan." Your reputation proceeds you after all."
"And yet you didn't recognize little old me?"
"Only because I couldn't believe a celebrity such as yourself would be hanging out at such a simple place." I motioned to the very nice bar around us with a scoff.
"Simple huh? A man of expensive tastes I take it?"
"Only the best for a man such as myself." I leaned back looking her up and down. Gorgeous.
"Hmmm I see. Maybe it's time I try out the best then." She gave a lick of her lips as she locked eyes with me.
"Why don't we get out of here and i'll show you that and then some."
She picked up and finished her drink, with a relaxed sigh she placed the glass back on the bar.
"As fun as that sounds sweetie it's been a long night already and I'm afraid I have quite the day planned for tomorrow." She pulled a pen out of her purse and wrote her number down one of the bar napkins. She folded it over and sealed with a kiss.
"Aww and here I thought we were starting to really connect?"
"We are sweetie, but i'd hate for you to simply be a one night stand. She said with a laugh as she handed me the napkin. Her lipstick mark was a lovely shade of red.
"Give me a call sometime though i'm sure we can work something out." I tucked it into my suit pocket not even giving it a look.
"If I can make time, I'll give you a call."
"Just don't forget about me sweetie." She said with a mock pout as she got up and strolled out of the bar.
I sat there for a second and sipped my drink a bit more when I was surprised by the presence of a new person sitting next to me. It was a girl, she had some ok curves to her a bit pear shaped maybe. Her face was alright, a little to pale and although her dark hair went well with her complexion she just didn't look like anything special.
"Hi there, struck out huh? Such a shame." She asked obviously interested in me. For some reason though I had no interest in her. I paid the bartender giving him a hefty tip as I stood up.
"My name is Matthew Amado and I have no interest in mediocre." I walked away leaving that sting of a sentence hanging in the air.
Soon I was outside the bar and heading down the street. With a flick of a button I was back to my old self. This also came with the crushing realization of everything that just happened. I checked the hunniebee and found I now had Jessie Maye's phone number. Every young man's dream achieved. Next to her profile was also one set aside for the beauty Jessie was talking to. The girl I had dismissed though wasn't here. Also what happened there. A girl comes on to me for once and I toss her to the side like hot garbage. I might have been able to get laid tonight. I just didn't have interest in her… at all. Why was I so mean then, I didn't want to be but it just kinda flowed out. I need to sleep, it's late. Maybe i'll wake up tomorrow and this will all have been one wonderful dream. If not, I got a new girl to follow up on.
Author's note: Well there we have chapter four. I hope you all enjoyed. As always i'd like to thank my friend and editor for his work on getting this and all of my chapters up to grade. Feel free to give him a pm ~omegalittlebob I hope you all enjoy and remember you can follow me on tumblr blog/lovehinadude28 for updates and feel free to send me asks or critiques at any time.
