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Fourth chapter is now up, and we have Sera pulling a prank!

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THE ECCENTRICITIES OF SKYHOLD HIGH

BOOM!

"What's that?" Michelle asked as they approached the Chemistry Lab, where their next class would be. There were a tad early - Adam had a thing for Teacher Sera so he tended to drag his friends with him earlier to her classes.

"Someone's... shouting?" Amanda said, trying to pay attention.

"It's coming from the lab!" Adam yelped, before rushing in the direction of the class, worried.

The two girls looked at each other before shrugging and following their friend. The sight that met them was not an expected one:

Just inside the spacious room, resting against one of the counters in the middle of the room, was Headmistress Lavellan, looking, at the same time, amused, tired and exasperated; left arm around her middle, and right hand massaging her temple. Besides her, was Teacher Solas; arms crossed and he looked more amused than anything else. Both, however, were looking at the front of the room, which - as it became clear - was the source of the noise they'd heard.

"All of my cups! All of them, and my plates!" Teacher Morrigan was shouting, looking livid, at a (maniacally) grinning Teacher Sera.

"And silverware..." Added Sera, helpful.

"And silverware..." started Morrigan before stopping. Her eyes narrowed in the smaller woman's direction, and even though Amanda was far away, she almost felt like running for her life. By the tensing on her friends' shoulders, they were thinking along the same lines. "What?" asked the theoretical chemistry teacher, her voice having gone deadly quiet.

"Oh, well, you know. Haha!" Sera said, though Amanda could see her grin was becoming a bit smaller.

"I. will. kill. you, you little rat!" Teacher Morrigan said raising her hands and walking, menacingly, towards the other chemistry professional.

Amanda did not know what caused Adam's reaction - probably fear for his crush's life - but his gasp was loud enough to make everyone in the room look at them. The girl wanted to slap her forehead. It seemed she had a knack for finding the teachers in situations students were not supposed to. Fortunately, this time their presence seemed to have helped, as it gave time for the Headmistress, who recovered rather quickly, to position herself between the two female teachers.

"There, there, Morrigan. No need for violence. Sera did not mean any harm, and none was done. So-" Lavellan started saying, and Morrigan became livid again.

"No harm was done? The blasted glass broke! 'Twas only luck that I had placed it on my table, and not taken to my lips at once. 'Twas a warning, at least, so I paid attention when getting my plates, and found metallic sodium powder on them as well!" Morrigan said, basically in one breath.

Amanda's eyebrows rose. If she was not very much mistaken - Chemistry had never been her best subject - metallic sodium combined with water resulted in...well, an small explosion.

"-So," Lavellan tried to continue, eyeing Morrigan meaningfully, "I will have a very serious conversation about... this with Teacher Sera, and she'll help you clean everything up." The headmistress said, sounding hopeful.

The dark-haired teacher narrowed her eyes again at Sera's growing smile at such prospect.

"I'll take care of it myself later, I believe. 'Tis for the best." Morrigan said, to which Lavellan quickly agreed - personally, Amanda agree with both, not quite sure she'd trust teacher Sera with her things. "You'll talk to her." She said, her statement sounding more like a question.

"You have my word, Morrigan." Lavellan said, tilting her head forward in her old fashioned way. That seemed to please and calm the other teacher a great deal.

All seemed solved.

Amanda, of course, was being too optimistic.

"Once question still remains however," Teacher Solas said, making Amanda and her friends jump - she had completely forgotten the bald professor there, looking even more amused than before.

"And what would that be?" Morrigan demanded, disdainful.

"Simple; why did you do that, Sera?" Solas asked, and all eyes looked at her.

"I just noticed our resident bird a bit uptight lately, yeah? And wanting to help all the staff, I thought I could do something! That maybe you needed a 'boom' to get you going!" Sera answered happily, making the students, the headmistress and Morrigan to widen their eyes, and Solas to chuckle. To Amanda's surprise it also caused the tall female teacher to go red on the cheeks. "You know, sexu-" the smaller teacher continued, and Amanda felt blood rush to her cheeks.

"Sera!" Lavellan shouted, preventing Amanda and her friends to understand the rest of the phrase (not that it was hard to guess...). "That's enough!" Though the headmistress was trying to sound stern, it was obvious the laughter in her voice. She took a deep breath, before continuing "I'll see you at my office after classes today. Go straight there, understood?"

Sera merely did a mock salute, causing the headmistress to shake her head. She turned back to Morrigan.

"Morrigan? Let's go, there will be a class soon." Lavellan pointed at the door.

Morrigan hesitated briefly, glaring daggers at the other chemistry teacher - and Amanda could have sworn she was at least considering having a go at her even if caused trouble latter. Grunting, however, she only turned away and walked straight towards the door, walking in a hurried furry, making the students jump out of her way to avoid being hit.

"Sera, be nice, please." Lavellan said lastly, before following her worker, motioning with her head to Teacher Solas, who was still chuckling, to follow her. "Have a nice class, students." The Headmistress said, waving at them before turning on a corner.

The three students turned their eyes back to inside the classroom, where their teacher was already going all over her things on the cabinets, as if nothing had happened. Amanda blinked, thinking, not for the first time (or hundredth for that matter), that this was a very weird school - even shipping students aside.

"Now! What crazy thing can I teach you to do, today?"