DISCLAIMER: I do not (unfortunately) own the Twilight series or AIM. (Or Edward Cullen sob)

AIM Usernames

-vampiregirl - : Bella

theinnocentkiller : Edward

can'ttouchthis: Emmet

0shoppingspree0: Alice

soldierboy: Jasper

deathroses: Rosalie

thedesperatehousewife: Esme

DoctorC: Carlisle

fistsoffury: Charlie

russetwolfdude: Jacob


theinnocentkiller has entered the chat room

soldierboy has entered the chat room

theinnocentkiller: Still no sign of Alice?

soldierboy: Nope. What about Bella?

theinnocentkiller: For all I know she could be dead

soldierboy: You don't sound very sympathetic

theinnocentkiller: She tried to kill me the other night! What do expect?

can'ttouchthis has entered the chat room

can'ttouchthis: Guys! Rose is missing!!

soldierboy: And so it begins…..

theinnocentkiller: Emmett! I thought I buried you!

soldierboy: You did what to him!?

theinnocentkiller: Ummmm…… So Emmett what about Rosalie again?

can'ttouchthis: It's all Jasper's fault!

soldierboy: WHAT?!

can'ttouchthis: This thing where our girlfriends running away all started with Alice who is Jasper's girlfriend than it was Bella and now Rose!! You're a disease man! A disease!

soldierboy: Emmett? Do want to go in the box again?

can'ttouchthis: No! It's dark in there!

russetwolfdude has entered the chat room

soldierboy: Who's that?

theinnocentkiller: I'll give you three guesses, its big and fury and smells like Emmett

can'ttouchthis: HEY!

russetwolfdude: That was so not funny.

soldierboy: Have you even smelled Emmett lately?

russetwolfdude: ………….

theinnocentkiller: What do you want pup?

russetwolfdude: Well actually I thought this was Sam's chat room.

can'ttouchthis: Can you smell my butt? You know since you r a dog and stuff. Don't they do that? Or is it cats? And how do dogs have you-know-what

russetwolfdude: No I will not sniff your butt!!

theinnocentkiller: On to other more important issues……

soldierboy: I'll go get the box

can'ttouchthis: NO!! He didn't even answer my other question!

can'ttouchthis has signed off

soldierboy: How can you even afford a computer Jake? Aren't you like dirt floor poor?

russetwolfdude: HEY! Have even seen my house?

theinnocentkiller: House? I thought that was a shed

russetwolfdude: I would go over there to kill you right now but Bella would hurt me first

soldierboy: Actually Bella isn't here right now

theinnocentkiller: JASPER!

soldierboy: What? He can't do anything! That would be crossing the lines

russetwolfdude: I can't wait till the day I get to kill you guys –sigh-

theinnocentkiller: only in your dreams pup

russetwolfdude: I've gotta go. Some people don't have the money to pay for the internet

russetwolfdude has signed off

soldierboy: Such a wonderful little boy. That reminds me, why do IM each other when we're in the same house?

theinnocentkiller: Because Jasper, that's what rich people do.

soldierboy: Ah.

theinnocentkiller has signed off

soldierboy: Oh come on! I'm not that boring!

soldierboy: Edward?

soldierboy: Crapples

soldierboy has signed off

A/N: I changed Jake's name to russetwolfdude. I'm sorry it may have stunk a little but I wanted to write one before I go away for the weekend. Which brings me to the point of where are all of the girls? No seriously, I need some suggestions I don't know. Or if you want anybody to be in the story just say something!