DISCLAIMER: I do not (unfortunately) own the Twilight series or AIM. (Or Edward Cullen sob)
AIM Usernames
-vampiregirl - : Bella
theinnocentkiller : Edward
can'ttouchthis: Emmet
0shoppingspree0: Alice
soldierboy: Jasper
deathroses: Rosalie
thedesperatehousewife: Esme
DoctorC: Carlisle
fistsoffury: Charlie
russetwolfdude: Jacob
theinnocentkiller has entered the chat room
soldierboy has entered the chat room
theinnocentkiller: Still no sign of Alice?
soldierboy: Nope. What about Bella?
theinnocentkiller: For all I know she could be dead
soldierboy: You don't sound very sympathetic
theinnocentkiller: She tried to kill me the other night! What do expect?
can'ttouchthis has entered the chat room
can'ttouchthis: Guys! Rose is missing!!
soldierboy: And so it begins…..
theinnocentkiller: Emmett! I thought I buried you!
soldierboy: You did what to him!?
theinnocentkiller: Ummmm…… So Emmett what about Rosalie again?
can'ttouchthis: It's all Jasper's fault!
soldierboy: WHAT?!
can'ttouchthis: This thing where our girlfriends running away all started with Alice who is Jasper's girlfriend than it was Bella and now Rose!! You're a disease man! A disease!
soldierboy: Emmett? Do want to go in the box again?
can'ttouchthis: No! It's dark in there!
russetwolfdude has entered the chat room
soldierboy: Who's that?
theinnocentkiller: I'll give you three guesses, its big and fury and smells like Emmett
can'ttouchthis: HEY!
russetwolfdude: That was so not funny.
soldierboy: Have you even smelled Emmett lately?
russetwolfdude: ………….
theinnocentkiller: What do you want pup?
russetwolfdude: Well actually I thought this was Sam's chat room.
can'ttouchthis: Can you smell my butt? You know since you r a dog and stuff. Don't they do that? Or is it cats? And how do dogs have you-know-what
russetwolfdude: No I will not sniff your butt!!
theinnocentkiller: On to other more important issues……
soldierboy: I'll go get the box
can'ttouchthis: NO!! He didn't even answer my other question!
can'ttouchthis has signed off
soldierboy: How can you even afford a computer Jake? Aren't you like dirt floor poor?
russetwolfdude: HEY! Have even seen my house?
theinnocentkiller: House? I thought that was a shed
russetwolfdude: I would go over there to kill you right now but Bella would hurt me first
soldierboy: Actually Bella isn't here right now
theinnocentkiller: JASPER!
soldierboy: What? He can't do anything! That would be crossing the lines
russetwolfdude: I can't wait till the day I get to kill you guys –sigh-
theinnocentkiller: only in your dreams pup
russetwolfdude: I've gotta go. Some people don't have the money to pay for the internet
russetwolfdude has signed off
soldierboy: Such a wonderful little boy. That reminds me, why do IM each other when we're in the same house?
theinnocentkiller: Because Jasper, that's what rich people do.
soldierboy: Ah.
theinnocentkiller has signed off
soldierboy: Oh come on! I'm not that boring!
soldierboy: Edward?
soldierboy: Crapples
soldierboy has signed off
A/N: I changed Jake's name to russetwolfdude. I'm sorry it may have stunk a little but I wanted to write one before I go away for the weekend. Which brings me to the point of where are all of the girls? No seriously, I need some suggestions I don't know. Or if you want anybody to be in the story just say something!
