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Regina had been hiding in her vault all day, mainly trying to avoid the Charming's; she was sat on a trunk flicking through a spell book, one which was of no relevance, but it was something to do. This place was where she came to get away from everything, because seemingly her own chambers weren't a safe haven anymore, Snow White had nearly walked in on her and Robin more times than she would like to recall and quite frankly, Regina was getting increasingly more annoyed at her for it.

It had been a month since she and Robin had first made love and they were still hiding their relationship from everyone else in the castle, which Regina was astounded by. She was surprised that they hadn't been caught yet, because it almost seemed as though they had been trying to get caught at some points; sharing kisses in doorways, one particular kiss had resulted in her pinned up against the wall with her skirt hitched up, that had been the time they were nearly caught by Granny as she had been on her way out of the kitchen. So no, it was safe to say that they had not been very discreet in both their relationship and their love making.

Regina had loved spending time with Roland, it was as though he was already a son to her, she loved him as though he were. She had yet to take him riding as she had promised, maybe tomorrow would be the perfect day for that, but today was a day where she would rather just sit in her dark vault and forget about the world around her.

She licked her thumb and flipped the page in her book, coming to an invisibility spell. "Hmm." She could have fun with that one, smirking she stood up and collected the correct ingredients, before pouring them into her chemical flack and swirling it around. She watched the potion change colour and noted that it was correct before she downed the potion and waited for the effects to take hold. Wandering across her vault she watched herself disappear as she looked in the mirror, it was rather strange as if she were a conscience floating about the air, a lost soul.

She changed her mind about staying in the vault, waving her hands, she appeared in the dining room which was full as it usually was at this time. She spotted her thief immediately, sat laughing with his Merry Men, she rose her eyebrows and smiled, yes, this could be very, very fun. Putting thoughts of how she could drive Robin crazy aside, she made her way towards the Charming's table.

"She's a pain in the arse that woman." Grumpy moaned.

"Give her a break, she lost her son."

"We've been here a month and a half, isn't she over that already?" He scoffed.

Regina narrowed her eyes at him and did her best not to make any noise, not to be detected.

"Leroy, Regina loved Henry and now he doesn't remember her and she has no way of ever returning to him, what do you expect?" Snow shook her head.

"I get your point sista, but if she don't wanna be here, then why doesn't she go burden some others with her presence?"

Charming rolled his eyes "Leroy, as much as you might not like Regina, we need her, she has magic and she'd never admit it, but she needs us too."

So, David was standing up for her, well that was new, he wouldn't be doing that if she were there, not that she would give him the chance to.

"Regina is keeping everyone in this castle safe." Snow nodded in agreement with her husband. "It's her home as much as it is everyone else's."

"I bet Robin would agree with me." Leroy scoffed.

"Don't be so sure." Snow quipped. "I think they have a soft spot for one another."

"What the queen and Robin?" Grumpy shook his head "Don't make me laugh, they despise each other, completely."

"Maybe that's what they want us to think." Regina's eyes widened as she stared at Snow, how did she know, how had she worked it out? She had never actually walked in on them and they had always made sure that Robin was well hidden; how had she seen through their act, which seemed to fool everyone else.

"I dunno Snow." David shook his head "I think they are pretty hateful towards one another, she's nearly throttled him once or twice."

"Mmm, but she's never gone through with it."

"Because she wants to reform."

"No, because they are acting." Snow shrugged her shoulders. "Just a hunch."

"A crazy hunch." Leroy laughed.

"So it may be."

Regina shook her head, so, Snow White had seen through their act, they would simply have to be more careful from now on, pile on the hatred. Slowly she wandered across to the other side of the dining room to where he was sat, her man. She stood behind him and listened to his conversation.

"When are you going to quit it with the fighting and fuck her already."

"Lalala." Robin covered Roland's ears "Excuse me? Children present if you don't mind." He scolded, casting Will a deathly stare.

Will shrugged "Sorry Robin, forgot."

"I don't know who you are talking about." Robin shook his head as Roland jumped up out of his seat and hurried over to play with some of the other children.

"Don't play dumb with us, we know you're with someone."

"With someone?"

"Nobody glows like that unless they're being satisfied."

Regina smiled smugly, she was satisfying him alright and then some.

"Will…"

"Who is she Robin? Come on, who's the mystery woman?"

"A gentleman never kisses and tells." She moved closer to him, sitting in Roland's now vacant seat, being invisible did come in handy for finding out information that would otherwise be missed.

"So you have been kissing someone?" Will rose his eyebrows at his friend. "Was she a good kisser?"

Regina stared at him waiting for his answer, his face had reddened slightly and if she wasn't undercover she would have been taunting him about it. "She is."

"Is that it?"

"She is the best kisser I have ever had the pleasure of kissing." He quipped, before taking a bite of his bread roll.

Regina sat with a proud as punch look on her face, she was the best kisser he had ever kissed. She felt quite smug to be honest and adjusted her position in her seat.

"So mate, more than kissing?"

"Now that is definitely not going to be discussed." He shook his head.

"Who is it then?"

"I'm not going to tell you Will."

"Is she in this room?"

"No she is not." Robin stated as he laughed into his cup

"Where is she then?"

"How should I know, she's her own person, she can go wherever she wants." He shrugged.

Will narrowed his eyes at Robin "Are you sure it's not the queen?"

Robin looked down and ate some of his stew "Will you are never going to guess, so you might as well give up."

"Don't play dumb with me Robin, I know you and I have seen the looks you throw her way."

"I don't know what you think you see mate, but I think you need your eyes tested."

He was keeping their secret, was it for her or for him, because clearly there was suspicion on both sides. From both the Merry Men and from Snow.

"Okay mate, tell me one thing, just one last thing."

"What?"

"How many times have you, you know?"

"Will!" Robin scoffed and Regina tried really hard not to chuckle, but accidently a slight laugh slipped past her lips, causing them both to look around. She felt as though Robin was looking right at her, his eyebrows furrowed, he couldn't see her, she knew he couldn't, but it was rather odd.

"Did you hear that?" Will asked.

"Hmm." Robin nodded "Probably just the wind."

"It sounded like someone laughing."

"It wasn't anyone laughing." Robin shook his head as he went back to his food.

The Regina suddenly came up with the perfect idea, she stood up behind him and slowly ran her finger along the back of his neck, he froze immediately, staring straight at Will.

"Robin?"

"Somethings on my neck." He stated, his eyes wide.

Will laughed "Robin, it's probably just the wind."

He shook his head and Regina grinned at herself, before lowering her head to his neck and touching it with her lips, licking and kissing her way up to his ear lobe.

"I'm pretty sure that isn't the wind." Robin gasped as he went to stand up and Regina pushed him back down in his chair.

"You're just being paranoid."

"Yes, just paranoid." She whispered for only him to hear and she kissed him just below his ear. He immediately turned around and she saw the pure shock and confusion on his face when he was met with the sight of nothing. "Sit back and relax thief."

"Robin what is up with you?"

"Me? Um… I… nothing." He gulped.

"Am I the best you ever had Robin?" She whispered, nuzzling his neck with her head, her hands running down his chest as he nodded discreetly.

"Mate." Will narrowed his eyes at him.

"I think you better try not to react." She taunted, "don't want your friend thinking that you have an imaginary girlfriend now do we."

"I'm fine." Robin shuddered before picking up something to stop himself from reaching out for her.

She liked this, she was in total control and he could lose whatever he had left of his at any moment. Slowly she dropped her hands from him and kissed back up to his ear. "Since you're so fond of our little games, how about this one, try not to react while I do as I please with you. Don't let your little friend know." She chuckled lowly.

He nodded and swallowed hard, gripping the chair with both hands as he felt her run her fingers down the whole length of his body. He followed the sensation with his eyes and saw the tablecloth move up and then drop back down again.

She chuckled, she knew this was completely scandalous, but she loved it, she loved the feeling of power she had, him not even being able to see her, or touch her. Her hands moved up his legs and she heard him begin to have a conversation with Will, knowing he was trying to stop himself from reacting to what she was doing. She slowly undid the buttons on his pants before pulling them down slightly and running her hands inside, as soon as she took a hold of him she heard his words falter, just as she had wanted them to, she wanted him to come undone in the middle of the dining hall.

"So Robin, where do you suppose the queen is? I haven't seen her come in like she usually does around this time." She heard Will say, he was muffled through the solid wood of the table.

"I'm sure she's got other things on her mind at the moment." he stuttered a she moved her position so she was in between his legs, she dipped her head and kissed the area of skin just below his navel, before slowly moving lower and just before she took him in her mouth, she pulled back. He shuddered under her touch as she slowly began to run her hands under his shirt, feeling goosebumps rise under her fingertips.

"Robin, you sure you're alright mate?"

"Yeah, I'm good." His knuckles were white from where he was gripping the chair. She lowered her head again, she didn't usually make a habit of doing this particular action, but right now she was turned on with what she was doing and she wanted to make him work to hide his satisfaction. She kissed him again but this time she didn't stop at his waist, instead she continued all the way down to his tip. Taking him in her mouth she sucked, this caused him jerk upwards as she expertly moved her tongue, flicking him.

"So the queen, she's hot." Will stated.

"Yeah." Robin nodded.

"What?"

"What?"

"Did you just agree with me that the queen was hot?"

Her tongue swirled over his tip and he literally jumped in his seat "The queen, god Regina."

"That's her name isn't it?"

"Will, I… holy shit." She moved her hand up to pump him while she continued to suck, nibbling gently with her teeth every now and then. His hands dropped down to his thighs and she moved her other hand to take his.

"Robin what the hell mate?"

"I… um… I."

"Robin!" She heard Will's chair move back "Are you just being a dick now?"

"What?"

"Robin, what is happening?"

"Nothing, carry on." He squeezed her hand back as she continued her movements.

"So the queen."

"What about her?" His eyes flickered shut for a brief moment before he looked back at Will.

"I asked you if you thought she was hot."

"Of course she's fucking hot." He groaned as she sped up and changed the direction of her hand, before dropping him from her mouth and carrying on using her hands.

"So you would then?"

"I would what?" He asked, his mouth dropping open as his head dropped to the table.

"I actually think you are having some sort of fit there mate."

"No, I'm fine, it's indiges…tion."

She giggled, he was doing pretty well considering that he was on the brink of orgasm; lightly she blew on him, cool air hitting where her mouth had been, causing him to nearly fall off his chair.

"Oh god." He gripped the edge of the table.

"Pretty bad indigestion."

"Mmm, what were we… oh god." Her mouth was back on him again, spotting kisses up his length, before she laughed against him. Wow she was good at this, making him lose all coherent thought, she knew that Will probably thought that his friend was going insane.

"Should I go get doc?"

"No! No it'll pass. Shit!"

"Right, do you want me to distract you?"

"Shoot." He muttered.

Regina knew it wouldn't take much more to make him come, slowly she began to run her hand over him, teasing, before speeding up and every so often changing directions.

"Right, so the queen then."

"What is… your obsession with… Regina?" He managed.

"She's hot, I mean those breasts…"

"Oh god!"

Regina chuckled, knowing that Will giving Robin a mental picture of her body would not be helping him in the slightest; he was so close.

"Robin, you actually sound like you are getting off on the picture I'm giving you of Regina." Will laughed. Little did he know, Regina thought. She then realised a slight throbbing feeling in her knees, oh shit, she never checked how long the darn potion actually lasted, she was going to have to hurry this up and get the hell out. Speeding her hand up, she heard Robin groan as he wriggled in his chair.

"Robin seriously."

Regina tugged him in a different way and that was it, he was gone. "Oh god!" He banged his head lightly on the table. She quickly wiped her hands on his pants before checking to make sure that the spell was still working, moving the table cloth and standing up.

"Enjoy that lover?" She whispered, kissing his neck once more before hurrying off, back to her vault.

She stared at her reflection in the mirror, a smug smile on her face, that had been rather enjoyable. She ran her hands over her tight blue backless dress before making her way back to the dining room, visible this time.

She peered her head around the door and caught sight of Robin still sat with his head on the table. "Someone looks as though they've had a day of it." She sniggered as she walked past, she couldn't resist. "You don't look well thief, if I might say, you look a little, hot." She drew out the last words in a sexy drawl that had his eyes widening.

"What can I say your majesty, I have that effect on women."

She smirked and shook her head "Which women? Because I don't see any queuing around the corner; unless I missed them?"

"You may have."

"Hmm, or, maybe they were just, invisible."