Hehe, I have been dying to do this chapter, but having to go to work kinda kills my time on the computer. And Lexi is always so hyper...its actually fun at times. Like right now, Sierras over here cuz she just got three days off, and they're going to be writing down dares and truthes and stuff for the characters for this story and when Lexi's hyper, she always comes up with the most funniest stuff ever! But anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter and if you like sasuke...then dont yell at me...also, who im making him kiss...hehe, I DO NOT SUPPORT THE COUPLE!! I dont even know if it counts as a couple...
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Sasuke stared at the bottle that was pointing at him, and frowned. Shino's eyebrow twitched. Damn, he thought. It was suppose to land on Kiba so I could make him kiss Akamaru! Now what!?
Everyone looked back and forth between the two. Sasuke frowned ever deeper. This wasn't a Dare...it was a Kiss...and that ment...HE WOULD HAVE TO KISS SOMEONE! AND THAT SOMEONE COULD BE A FANGIRL! Oh the agony...
Shino frowned. This sooooooo wasn't right...who was Sasuke suppose to kiss? Hmmmm...I could make him Kiss Sakura or Ino, they both look pretty happy that it landed on him...but then the author might hit me again...I need to make him kiss someone...special. Shino thought. This had to be soooo hard!
Shino and Sasuke weren't the only ones having a hard time...
"SHINO! CHOOSE ME TO KISS HIM!" Ino shouted. Sakura glared at her. "NOOOO! SHINO! CHOOSE ME TO KISS HIM!"
"NOOOO! ME!"
"NO! ME ME ME ME ME ME!"
"MEEEE!"
"SHINO DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU! SO HE WONT CHOOSE YOU!"
"HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU EITHER!"
They both glared at each other again, while the others sweat dropped. Kiba wasn't in his happy place either. He was panicking...badly.
Oh...NOOOOO! If Shino wants revenge...HE MIGHT MAKE SASUKE KISS ME!! NOOOO I DONT WANNA KISS THAT EMO BITCH!! Ugh...I thought he didn't even remember the first dare...maybe it has something to do with putting Buzzy in trouble...wait...Who's Buzzy again? he thought, blinking, still terrified.
"SASUKE-KUN LOVES ME!"
"NO SASUKE-KUN LOVES ME!"
Sakura and Ino were still fighting, Kiba was panicking, Sasuke was staring at the bottle,Shino was having trouble with his thoughts, Naruto was trying to get Sakuras attention, Shikamaru was calling Ino troublesome, Choji was eating chips, Hitomi was watching her cousin panic, Hinata was watching Naruto, Tenten was staring down at Neji, Neji was still unconscious, Lee was twitching with excitment, and Jenny was looking at Shino.
Shino shook his head. I can't think of anything good. Hm...Kurenai? No...she would never forgive me...Temari? No...she would hit me with her fan...Kankuro? No...would kill me with his puppets...Sakura or Ino? No...to predictable...Ugh...I GIVE UP!
And...that was when it hit him. A Kissing Dare so dangerous...that Sasuke may never come back. Oh yes...he had his Kissing dare down...mwhahah.
"Sasuke," Shino started. Everyone stopped what they were doing at looked at Shino. Sasuke froze then looked up, and Kiba began to twitch.
"Sasuke," Shino said again. "I have figured out who your gonna kiss..."
Ino and Sakura glared at each other, and Kiba gulped. Sasuke frowned. It better not be a fangirl...
"You have to Kiss..."
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Shino walked over to Sasuke and Whispered something in sasukes ear. Sasuke froze, and his eyes almost popped out of his head. He twitched as he slowly turned his head to look at Shino.
"No...Freakin'...way..." he said. Shino smirked. "Oh yes freakin' way. No you go, we'll all follow." he said. Kiba frowned.
"W-who does he have to kiss?" he asked. Shino looked at him, a small smirk placed on his lips. "You'll see."
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Everyone followed Shino and Sasuke out of Narutos house, and followed them. Sasuke looked like a zombie, Shino was happy, yet Kiba was scared shittless, and Sakura and Ino still had hope that it was one of them.
"I'm gonna die." Sasuke mumbled. Everyone (Except Neji, but Tenten was dragging him along anyway) stared at him, their eyes wide.
"W-what?" Sakura and Ino said. If some one hurt their Sasuke-kun...they would pay...
"I'm gonna die." Sasuke replied. Kiba raised an eyebrow. Hmmm...maybe it's not me...but if it's not me, then who? I wonder...Kiba thought.
That was when it hit him. He knew who Sasuke was gonna kiss. It was so...simple! He knew where they were heading! HAHAHA! This is was going to be good...and yes, Sasuke was going to die. Sorry fangirls.
Kiba then walked past everyone until he was near Shino. "Hey, Shino?"
"Hm?"
"I know who it is." he whispered it low enough that only Shino heard. Shino looked at him. "Do you now?"
"Yep. It's..."
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Shino raised an eyebrow. "Yep, how did you know?"
"I'm smartical."
"..."
Shino then stopped after another few minutes. He looked over Sasuke. "Are you ready?" he asked Sasuke.
"No." Sasuke growled.
"Good. Now go!" Shino commanded. Everyone looked at Shino, confused as Sasuke walked, slowly, away from the group.
"WHAT!? WE DONT GET TO SEE WHO HE KISSES!?" Naruto shouted...right near Sakuras ear.
BAM! POW! KAPOW! BOOM!
Poor poor Naruto...
Shino shook his head. "He'll be back in a minute with his little kisser. But we must hide first before they come." he said. Shino had brought them all to the middle of some random forest, cuz I said so, and they all hid in bushes and trees.
"Psst. Shino," Naruto whispered. Shino glanced at him. "What?"
"How much longer is this gonna take?" he whined. Shino frowned. "Naruto, Sasuke left about a half a minute ago, so in a few minutes."
"But I have to go to the bath room."
"Shhh!" Sakura shhhed him. Naruto frowned and began to sulk. "Sakura-chan...I really have to go!"
"Shhh!"
"I'm gonna pee my pants!"
Everyone shhhed him, and he remained quiet, trying to hold it in.
That was when Sasuke returned...with...
"O...M...G...no way!" naruto whispered.
"No..." Sakura said, tears in her eyes.
"Why..." Ino said, tears in her eyes as well.
"Shino...how did you...?" Lee said, his eyes wide.
Shino smirked, knowing he was now a genius.
They watched...
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"Alright Sasuke, what is it that you wanted to show me?"
"Er...well...uh..."
"What is it!? I need to get back to my paper work!"
Have you figured it out by know? Yes? No? Maybe? Take a minute to guess!
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"Well, Tsunade, I uh...need to live! I need to get my revenge. I love life. Life is my life. And I ask that you dont take it."
Tsunade stared at him, questionaly. "What are you talking about?"
"Tsunade...I am...SOOOO sorry for this!"
"Sorry for wh-"
Sasuke did it. He did it. He reached up, grabbed Tsunade's face, and pressed his lips against hers.
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"S-S-S-S-Sasuke-kun...!" ino and Sakura cried, in a low voice. Everyone stared, shocked. Sasuke...just kissed...Tsunade...the strongest woman alive... yet she looked just as shocked as the others did.
Sasuke was freaking out. Oh...wow...her lips...they're so...so...so soft. And they taste like...strawberries...I dont think I wanna stop. But if I dont, she'll kill me...oh well, it's a fair share. he thought. Hm...Sakura or Ino would be horrible at this...Tsunade, shes not even kissing back! And it's still wonderful! OMG! OMG! OMG! WEEEEE! ITS LIKE A DRUG!!
Naruto frowned, and bit his lip. He whined. "I have to go pee!" he whispered. Everyone ignored him.
Naruto bit his lip even harder. Oh man! This is good black mail on Sasuke and all...but I'm about to piss my pants here! I-I-I can't hold it any longer! I. Must. Go. PEE!!
"AGH!" Naruto jumped from the tree he was in, and into the space where Sasuke and Tsunade were. Sasuke quickly pulled away from Tsunade, who was still shocked, and stared at Naruto.
"I NEED TO PEEEEEEEE!!" Naruto shouted, and ran past them, back to his house.
Sasuke jumped away from Tsunade and watched as Naruto ran away. He slowly turned around, to see Tsunade, who now had her arms crossed and a nice angery look on her face. Oh how Sasuke was gonna get it.
Everyone then jumped out of the bushes and trees and exclaimed, "RUN!!"
And with that, they all ran, Neji was dragged, all the way back to Narutos house.
Tsunade stood there, totally confused. She blinked a few times.
"Lucky Bastard." she heard Jiraiya mumbled from one of the bushes.
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Everyone was back at Narutos house, and the questions were being asked.
"How was it?" Naruto asked, happy that he had finally gone to the bathroom. Sasuke didn't answer.
"That bad?"
"..."
It wasn't bad at all. It was like kissing an angel...but Sasuke wasn't going to say that out loud.
"It's my turn." he said, grabbing the bottle as everyone sat back in a circle. "It's gonna be a Dare." He spun it.
Spin...
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Spin...Stop. It landed on...Ino.
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OK BE FORE I SAY ANYTHING! DO NOT FLAME ME IF YOU LIKE SASUKE! I only made Sasuke Kiss Tsunade becuz I thought it would be kinda funny to see and good black mail for naruto to use later. Besides I dont even think theres such thing as that couple...right? RIGHT? Oh well, anyway, I have no idea what Inos dares gonna be...what would Ino need that would be funny...? Hm, I'll ask Lexi. Well Review and remember, dont flame me! ...hehe...Jiraiya was hiding in the bushes...I couldnt help myself but to add him...who knows, maybe he and Tsunade will make another appearance in this story...REVIEW AND SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
