Chapter 4- The attention- Kane

"How does that feel, are you comfortable? Can I get you anything?" asked Sara as she adjusted everything for me. This was screwed up beyond anything I have endured so far from Raiden… seriously! I didn't see this coming. It was an odd thing to have to do… yet… it made me respect what women go through. I am now the reluctant father/ Mother(?) of six, and damn, I am getting hungry again!

"You sure know how to pamper a man" I smirked to Sara only to have my wife slap me playfully in the arm. "Watch it," she warned. "So… you think I would be use to this by now and you go and get this done!"

"It's not my fault! Really!" just then we heard strange noises, they were like the calls of baby crocodiles, a low-pitched whimper almost. "What the hell is that?" I asked.

Sara smiled as she pointed to my pouch. "I think some little ones are seeking attention," she laughed. Peering in the strange new compartment of my scales, I looked in. It was them! Cooing and calling yet all they did was shift about and got comfortable again. I got to admit. They were pretty damn cute.

We soon weren't alone as Randy walked in with the book I was supposed to have read ahead of time. "How can you read that?" I asked of him.

"Scorpion! Hello! He was dead for over 10,000 years, what else is he going to do besides kick ass and take names huh?" Randy snapped back. He read all the marked pages then closed the book. "It says that the males tend to the young dragons. However normally in dragon nature, if they are not the same blood as the father… they are usually killed," he announced. That… wasn't a good thing. "BUT!" he continued. "Dragons know when their population has decreased and only evil dragons do such a thing, the King of them would seek out abandoned nests and orphan fledglings only to raise them himself without a second thought until they are old enough to live on their own"

"Well… that explains it then. Question is, how the hell am I feeding them!"

"They latch onto you from your pouch, and feed off of the fat… like mini liposuction machines. Which is why we found you skinner than Jeff earlier today. You need to keep eating to keep them alive, but you won't gain a single pound from it!"

"Lucky" growled the girls.

I couldn't help but laugh at that. "I've been eating pigs whole… that's not lucky… it's rather disturbing," I announced to them as I slowly forced myself up. Matt soon came into the room with a crap load of yarn, he stared at me quite abit before nodding his head… he began to knit. "Matt… what are you doing?" I asked.

"I am knitting you a snuggy!" he announced.

"What the hell's a snuggy?" questioned Sara.

"You'll see!" the young Hardy grinned as he got right to work. I was getting worried about that boy.

My wife Melissa cuddled up next to me, she let out a sigh but smiled. "You know, you are making a very good father right now" she said with a grin.

"Yeah, who knew huh? Question is, how long is this going to last?" I asked of her.

Before she could answer, did the girl Shannon arrive. She paused oddly at me before walking into the room. "Damn it" she said aloud.

"What? It's not that disturbing is it?" I asked.

"No, I write all the time and this is how I wrote dragons tending to their young! Normally when I write a least some twisted little bit is true and I don't even know it!" she announced. "Well, now that I am here, what can I do to help?" she asked.

Orton smirked to her. "How's your pig wrangling?" he asked her with a grin.

Shannon looked to me oddly. "Why do I have the feeling this isn't going to be pretty?" she asked as she followed Orton out of the locker room.

We weren't alone for long as Shao came in with a grin on his face. "My brother really stuck it to you this time huh?"

"He didn't give me time to read the damn book!" I growled to him lowly. "What is this to prove anyway? Yes, I can swallow a pig whole! Yes, I do freak out when something strange happens…"

"Naw, you'll see soon enough" Shao smirked. "Besides, those little ones came from the Shokans themselves! I'll bet you didn't know that!"

"Shokans?" asked the yarn covered Matt Hardy. "Those things are real!?"

"They are willing to pay you a visit, if you wish, you have an iron clad alliance with them" Shao Kahn grinned. "I know Goro wishes to see his cousin"

"If Raiden is ok with it and they don't try and kill anyone… I suppose it's ok…"

"Great! They shall arrive tomorrow!"

"Tomorrow!?" I demanded. "Does Vince know!"

"Well… he will… soon enough!" Kahn gave out a sickening laugh… this wasn't good… not good at all.

"Something tells me he is really enjoying this huh?" Melissa asked.

"Hon, you ain't see nothing yet" Sara replied. "I better go warn Mark"

"Make it McMahon too!" I called to her as she left. Why do I always have to deal with the strange stuff?!