AJ was curling her hair for her segment on RAW that night, with, of course, a chipper and talkative Kaitlyn by her side. Well, when was Kaitlyn not talkative?

"Soo, are you excited?" Kaitlyn asks, bouncing back and forth on her feet, "I am, and it's not even my story line."

AJ rolls her eyes at Kaitlyn as she allows another curl to fall, "This interrupted my Pokemon marathon."

Kaitlyn makes a face at AJ, "It's on DVD, you can always watch it when we get back. So I was talking to CM Punk-"

"You actually talk to him?" AJ asks Kaitlyn, wide eyed.

"Hey, don't give me that look, a girl's gotta know her best friend's possible boyfriend." Kaitlyn brushes AJ's comment off with ease, "Anyways, like I was saying, he's bringing Colt Cabana."

AJ can't help the smile that rose to her lips, "You mean the Colt Cabana? The one you obsessive stalked and drooled over for a year or so?" AJ wiggles her eyebrows at Kaitlyn.

Kaitlyn flushes a bright red, "Would it matter if it was the same guy?"

AJ laughs at Kaitlyn, "I bet your fan girl heart exploded."

"Exploded? No. Shattered into millions of fan girl pieces, yes." Kaitlyn verifies, leaning back in her chair, "So which Madea movie is it going to be?"

"Um.. Madea goes to Jail?" AJ suggests.

Kaitlyn rolls her eyes, "Are you seriously suggesting the movie that lacks majorly in Madea and also, is basically about a prostitute? You're getting sappy on me, Lee."

"Hey AJ." A familiar, irritating voice pipes from next to her.

This was certainly going to be the last time AJ got prepared near the Superstars locker room. She turns to see Daniel Bryan, and she fights the urge to use profanity.

"Daniel." AJ says through tight lips, "What's up?"

Daniel Bryan had that cocky smirk hidden underneath his beard, "I just thought I'd let you know I'm excited to see you in my story line." He pauses for a few minutes, "Crazy unstable ex girlfriend suits you."

Kaitlyn doesn't bother holding back, "Oh yeah? And not-over-her ex boyfriend suits you perfectly."

Daniel turns to Kaitlyn, "It's okay, sweetie. There's more than enough Bryan to go around." He turns away from her back to AJ. Kaitlyn does gagging noises behind his back, "You read the script?"

AJ rolls her eyes, "Obviously. It's not like I'd go into a segment and just wing it, why, you jealous?" AJ asks, turning to face him with a quirked eyebrow.

Daniel Bryan turns a bright red, "No.. no.. no!" He chants this as he skips away from them.

"I am so over that catch phrase already." Kaitlyn says as she helps AJ with her mascara, "I swear, I'm going to jab your eye out if you don't stop being fidgety."

AJ grimaces then grins, "Yes, yes, yes." AJ says menacingly and slow, "I say it way better than him."


"I sort of dig crazy chicks." CM Punk says to her, before stalking off.

AJ smiles for the camera then does a weird sob.

The camera man shouts cut, "Great job everybody." He says, "Now lets go catch Daniel Bryan for backstage fall out." Then they all scurry away, leaving AJ and CM Punk.

"Oh, hey, so I was wondering what your hotel room was? Kaitlyn said she didn't remember." CM Punk asks her.

"How can Kaitlyn now remember? We share a freaking hotel room-" AJ pauses then realizes what Kaitlyn had done, "Oh, yeah, it's 25B. 2nd floor." AJ says, "Question, are you bringing Colt or Kofi? Kaitlyn dazed and didn't catch it."

"Colt, Colt Cabana." CM Punk itches the back of his head, "Heard of him?"

AJ smiles, "Of course I have. Indy wrestler, used to be in WWE, I got it." She doesn't add the part that Kaitlyn is absolutely obsessed with him and pretty much has burned every single one of his matches.

"I'll see you guys tonight." CM Punk says, a smirk set between his pierced lips as he walks away from her.

AJ smiles to herself and walks in the opposite direction towards the locker room. Then suddenly, she's being lifted into the air, pressed against the wall, a hand around her throat.

"What were you doing, talking to him?" Daniel Bryan hisses in her face.

AJ gasps, "You read the script didn't you?" She chokes out, clawing at his hands. He lifts her up until her feet are dangling.

"I'll see you tonight?" Daniel growls, "What are you, some kind of whore now? I dump you and you go off the deep end?"

"I went off the deep end?" AJ snaps, she kicks him where she knows it's going to hurt, he keels over and her feet touch the ground. She puts a hand to her aching throat.

"What the hell is going on?" CM Punk suddenly asks, apparently he had turned around and heard their commotion.

"Nothing, buzz off straight edge." Daniel Bryan says as he gathers himself, fury directed at AJ.

CM Punk looks between AJ and Daniel Bryan, he walks over to her and holds up her chin, examining her neck to see a hand mark. He looks over at Daniel Bryan, taking his hand from AJ.

Before AJ can even blink, CM Punk has Daniel pressed up against the wall as if he were a doll.

"If you ever touch her again, I'm going to end your career." CM Punk growls.

Daniel nods furiously and CM Punk drops him to the ground.

He stalks over to AJ and grabs her by the hand, tearing down the hallway. They end up at his locker room, by this point, AJ is beyond dazed and is in looney land.

He sits her down in a chair and grabs a pack of ice and hands it to her, "You okay?"

"As fine as I can be after that." AJ mutters.

CM Punk pulls up a chair and sits on it backwards, staring at her, "How long has this been happening?"

AJ looks at him curiously, "What are you talking about?"

CM Punk points at her neck, a eyebrow raised, "This, the violence."

"This is the first time." AJ says, shuffling in her seat to re adjust the ice bag on her neck, flipping her hair over to the other side of her neck.

CM Punk looks down at the floor, biting his lip, "I'm sorry." AJ raises a eyebrow at him, "For not being there in time."

"I don't need any help." AJ remarks, "I got out just fine."

CM Punk smirks, "We still up for movie night?"


AJ leaves when CM Punk has to do his match, she wishes him luck before she goes skipping down the hallway. She skips right into Kaitlyn, who has a heavy eye.

"Huh, you coming out of CM Punk's locker room? I knew you were a dirty girl, but hell." Kaitlyn grins, leaning against the wall, then she notices the ice, "What the hell is that for?"

AJ sighs, reluctantly lifting the ice from her neck to reveal a big bruise, "Daniel-" She begins, but Kaitlyn cuts her off by charging past her.

"I'm going to kill that goat faced loser!" Kaitlyn shouts, by now, most of the locker room is staring at them. AJ grabs her by the arm and barely has the strength to pull her back.

"Calm down! It's fine, Punk dealt with it." AJ reassures her best friend with pleading eyes, "Don't worry about me. I'm fine."

Kaitlyn looks defeated by the news, "He dealt with it? If he did, that means I can't go beating on him." Kaitlyn makes a face, "I'm sure a good knee between the-"

"Kaitlyn!" AJ interrupts, "I-I need some time to think, okay? I'm going to go."

Kaitlyn nods, "Sure, the boys are coming over at eight tonight, so don't try to skip out on me."

AJ nods and begins to walk away, then she realizes something, "Oh! Kaitlyn?" Kaitlyn whirls around, "It's Colt Cabana that's coming with him." A grin spreads across Kaitlyn's face and she gives AJ a thumbs up.

AJ grins and skips to no mans land. There are storage people passing her with large stage booths, she barely sneaks past them to get into the storage room.

She see's someone in the ring.

CM Punk.

CM Punk turns to face her with a amused expression, "How'd I know you'd come here?"

AJ shrugs and walks towards the ring, folding her arms over her chest, "Ah, I usually come here after being aggressively attacked by my story line ex boyfriend. It's sort of my thing."

They suddenly hear voices, "Come on, we gotta grab a few extra turnbuckle padding. Dolph Ziggler keeps ripping them out." AJ squeals and CM Punk slides out of the ring.

She grabs him by the hand and drags him behind a large storage box. She tries to breathe quietly, she can feel CM Punk huddled up behind her. Not to mention she can hear him chuckling.

"What was that?" One of the men say.

AJ turns to Punk with wide eyes, putting her finger to her lips.

"Probably nothing, come on." One of the other men reply, they hear footsteps. AJ stands up to peer over the box and see's they left.

AJ sighs of relief, "You can stand up, Mr I chuckle too much."

He chuckles again, "Hey, it's not my fault, I thought they wouldn't hear me."

"Jeesh, you almost got me in trouble!" AJ protests, shoving him when he gets up.

"The most you would have gotten was a slap on the wrist." CM Punk rolls his eyes, picking his championship up off of the floor and hoisting it over his shoulder.

"We can't all be WWE Champion." AJ says, tapping the championship with one finger, then resting her hands on her hips, "How heavy is that thing anyways?"

CM Punk holds out the championship to her and she takes it with a greedy smile.

The championship pretty much drags her down, CM Punk helps her lift it up.

"Okay, note to self, if you ever become WWE Champion, either weigh more or cut the thing up and carry it in pieces." AJ mumbles, earning a chuckle from CM Punk.

"It probably weighs more than you." CM Punk remarks, taking it back from her and easily putting it back on his shoulder, "So how did your 14 seconds of fame go?"

AJ smiles, "It went absolutely fabulous, thanks for asking." Her cell phones chimes with a text from Kaitlyn.

You done moping? Getting bored.

AJ rolls her eyes at the texting, looking up to CM Punk, "Just Kaitlyn."

"Of course." CM Punk says, when AJ gives him a questioning look, "You two are about as close as me and Colt."


AJ and Kaitlyn were preparing for movie night. Popping the appropriate amount of popcorn, and of course, Kaitlyn took the time to pick out her and AJ's pajamas.

"Sooo, I was thinking you could wear your Harley Quinn pajamas and I could wear my Joker pajamas, because I think it'd match in a creepy cute way." Kaitlyn smiles, waiting for the microwave to beep.

"That'd be cool." AJ says as she searches through their movie pile for Madea's Christmas special, "It's kind of weird watching a Christmas movie in the middle of summer."

Kaitlyn just shrugs as the microwave beeps, "It's funny as hell, so why not?"

AJ finally finds it, grabbing it out without thinking. She realizes then her mistake, the DVD tower pretty much falls, "Oh shit." AJ curses as she begins to stack them up again, tossing the Madea movie aside.

A knock at the door.

Kaitlyn glances over at AJ, "Really AJ? Do you really have to make a mess so quickly?" Kaitlyn glances at her clothes, "We need to change.." She pauses, "Just a few minutes!" Kaitlyn calls, grabbing AJ and scurrying to the bed room.

The two change at lightning speed.

AJ slips her feet into her batman slippers as Kaitlyn slips out the bed room door, leaping over the couch to the door. Only pausing in front of a mirror to make sure her pony tail looked cute.

AJ calmly walks out of the room and tries to fix her fallen DVDS again.

"Kaitlyn, why do we have so many DVDs? To be more specific, why on earth did we put them in a tower?" AJ says to Kaitlyn.

Kaitlyn sighs, "AJ, Colt and Punk are here now."

AJ shifts around so she's looking at them, "Oh, hi. Sorry, I sort of.. made a mess." She trails off, eyeing the fallen DVDs with much distaste.

"So we heard." Colt Cabana says, "You're Kaitlyn, right?" He asks, turning to Kaitlyn.

"Yep, the winner of NXT." Kaitlyn boasts, she usually pulls the NXT card.

"Hey, I basically won if you don't watch the last two episodes." AJ retorts as she begins to pile up the DVD's again.

Kaitlyn rolls her eyes, "That's AJ, the chick hastily putting back together the DVD pile she knocked down moments before you guys showed up."

AJ turns around to glare at Kaitlyn, "Maybe if you didn't tower them I wouldn't be tempted to knock it over."

Kaitlyn clicks her tongue, "Well, obviously you're getting pretty sassy, Lee."

AJ can't hide the smile that crosses her face, "So sorry, Lyn, but if you aren't careful, your Dog the Bounty Hunter collection is next."

Kaitlyn mockingly gasps, holding a hand to her heart, "If you dare go near my Dog, I will.."

"Draw a mustache on me while I sleep? I don't think I'd be particularly offended by that." AJ says, finally finishing her stacking and standing up, "Okay, all done!"

Colt grins and turns to CM Punk, nudging him, whispering: "You're right, she is cute."

AJ pretends she didn't catch that, but she's blushing furiously.


Everyone is laughing so hard AJ has started to cry. Her stomach hurts and she's rolling into Kaitlyn.

The movie finally ends and Kaitlyn puts a kettle on the stove to make tea.

They all sit at the kitchen counter, smiles on their faces.

"The Chickbusters, huh?" Colt asks, staring at Kaitlyn with a wicked grin across his face.

"Yep, it's on my business card and everything." Kaitlyn replies with a sincere smile.

AJ nods with her, "Yep, it says, 'we're in the business of busting chicks'. It doesn't help with getting jobs." The kettle begins to scream and Kaitlyn quickly grabs it. Pouring hot water into four cups.

She places a chai tea bag in each cup and hands a cup to each person.

"Apparently slogans about beating up people don't go over well in the corporate world." Kaitlyn says, stirring her tea cup.

CM Punk laughs and so does Colt, "So AJ, I hear you're in a story line with my buddy over here." Colt pats CM Punk on the back.

"Yep, seems like it's going to be like that for a few months." AJ offers a smile to Punk.

"You don't have to worry about a thing, I hear he's a good kisser." Colt says, Punk shoots him a look, "Okay, at least from what I hear. "

AJ laughs and takes a sip of her tea, making a face at the hot water, "He might have paid them to say that."

Colt raises his eyebrows at Punk, nudging him in the ribs, "Are you making chicks lie to me, man?"

CM Punk grins, scratching his beard, "How ever did you find out."


Fun with Colt, Punk & the Chickbusters will continue in the next chapter!

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