Hi everyone! I'm using Broken Mantrna's thing because her ideas are just too cool for school
the bleach thing is coming up I promise
Why pokemon is gay
Chapter 4: kisame's crush
"Good morning Sempai!!!!!!!" tobi sang at the blond
"What do you want tobi?" deidara said angrily to the masked man
"itachi-san did the mangaku sharingan on sempai again" tobi said like it was a good thing
"were is that weasel!?" deidara yelled angrily
"the Akatsuki went to that red building over-" Tobi tried to say
"I'MM GONNNNNNNNNNAAAAAA KKKKKKILLLLLLL YOOOOOUUUUUU UNNnnnn!!!" dedara threw him self out the window.
"SEMPAI!!! Watch out for that-" tobi yelled out the window "…old lady"
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" deidara yelled
"I'm not an old lady!!! I'm only 23!!!!!"
"that's old" deidara thought out loud
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"Deidara! Why are you so late? You moron I told you to be here 5 hours earlier" pein scolded
"you're pokemon is now fully healed thank you for waiting" a pink haired lady said kindly
"sakura? Is that you?" sasori said (even though he's dead) "my, you've gained weight and what happened to you're hair?"
"What did you say????!!" the nurse asked angrily as she started chasing after sasori
"why are you so angry sakura?" sasori asked "is it because of you're over weight?"
"AAGHHHHH!!!!!!!"
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"You could be my nurse, I'll be the patient, you're saving, mouth to mouth recessitating" itachi, kakuzu and deidara began is sing "Call me crazy, But I'm just a classic case, It must be entertaining, to see my try and use both brains"
"SHUT UP YOU MORONS!" pein said angrily "I hate that song!!"
"nurse joy!!!!! My pokemon fainted!!!" a orange haired girl came running in the building, she handed the nurse a blue turtle
"WHAT THE FUCK?! IT'S THAT BLUE TURTLE-!#$!#$$#$#$$!!" hidan yelled as the pokemon squirted water on its face again.
"she's pretty itachi . " Kisame said to his partner
"what? The nurse?" itachi asked
"no the one over there" kisame pointed
"but that's a man…" itachi said trying not to laugh
"that's not a man you blind busted" kisame said angrly "I'm going to go talk to her"
"that's right I came here to kill you" deidara said to the Uchiha
U.G.L.Y.
You
ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly
[deidara
Quasimodo
[itachi Camel breath
[deidara Squarehead
[both
a Ugly!
[itachi Chicken legs
[Deidara Pig face
[itachi
Chin like bubba
[both Ugly!
[deidara Fish lips
[itachi
Toad licker
[Deidara Poindexter
[both Ugly!
[itachi
Spaghetti arms
[deidara Limp butt
[both Freak show -
"STOP SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" pein cried "THIS ISN'T A FUCKIN MUSICAL!"
Tobi came in humming
"SHUT UP TOBI!!!!!" the leader yelled
Anywayz
Kisame walked up to "the beautiful girl". "hi my name is-"
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" misty ran up to hidan
"what the fuck? Get of me you-
Me: I'm sorry for interrupting this story but what you are about to read is well… R+35 so a will come up with every swear word. I am sorry if you are a fended by any of this crude language…HIDAN SAY SORRY
Hidan: but…
Me: NOW
Hidan: but I don't you
Me: now hidan this is MY story am I'm going to make you do it
Hidan: my religion doesn't evenbelieve inFAN FICTION
Me: Say Sorry!
Hidan: I'm sorry
Me: good now let's get on with the story
get the off of me " hidan yelled
"I like you're talking, it makes me laugh" misty said happily
Itachi walked up to kisame, putting his hand on kisame's shoulder.
"Deidara blow up this hell hole" kisame said to the blond
"What? No way is he doing that!" kakuzu said "you know how much money that would be for the damage?!"
"Ok lets go!" kisame said as everyone went out
"AGHHH wait for me!" Kakuzu ran after them
(Hidan went out leaving misty inside)
"YAY!!" deidara sang when he was out side
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That was fun!!" hidan yelled happily
"NURSE JOY!!!" a brown spiky haired man shouted
"You could be my nurse, I'll be the patient, you're saving, mouth to mouth recessitating" itachi, kakuzu and deidara began is sing "Call me crazy, But I'm just a classic case, It must be entertaining, to see my try and use both brains"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!" Pein yelled
"no… nurse joy… who did this?!" the man yelled
"is it me or is there sad music?" deidara asked kisame
"so who did this?" the man asked
"it was me" kisame shouted
"I challenge you to a pokebattle!"
"geodude I choose you!"
"what the that's a pet rock!!!" hidan yelled at the pokemon
"Ahahahaha! Is that all you've got?" kisame asked "samehada!!"
"yer this is so cool…a sword and a rock" deidara said sarcastically
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double"
"To protect the world with devastation"
"To unite the people with in our nation"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love"
"To extend our reach to the stars above"
"team rocket blast off at the speed of light"
"surrender now or prepare to fight"
"Jessie!"
"James"
"meowth that's right!"
"WOW!!!! A CAT WITH MONEY ON IT'S FORHEAD!" kakuzu yelled happily,
"That is the lamest slogan thing in the world" pein mumbled
"Oh year? What's you're slogan then?" the violet haired man asked
"James!!!" konan shouted "what are you doing here little brother?"
"what the you're related to that freak" hidan asked "STOP DOING THAT --THING!!!" hidan screamed at the sky "IT'S CRUL TO DO THINGS LIKE THAT!
"well you have to deal with it!" I said angrily
"…anyway…what's the Akatsuki slogan?" pein asked the akatsuki
"You could be my nurse, I'll be the patient, you're saving, mouth to mouth recessitating" itachi, kakuzu and deidara began is sing again "Call me crazy, But I'm just a classic case, It must be entertaining, to see my try and use both brains"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!" Pein yelled "STOP SINGING THAT SONG THAT'S A GAY ASS SONG!"
"Well sorry…" kakuzu said
"We want ya pikachu!" the cat like pokemon said up in the balloon
"We don't have a pikachu…" itachi explained
"But you can have tobi!" deidara interrupted as he threw tobi into the balloon.
"What kind of fkin pikachu is that?" the lady asked angrily
"Hey isn't this a kid's show?" zetsu asked "… I'm hungry"
"What kind of plant are you?" kakuzu asked furiously "we ate at the cheapest restraint five minutes ago!!!" kakuzu yelled
"Hey they took tobi" zetsu noticed
"YAY!" deidara shouted "LETS HAVE A PARTY!"
"So we don't have to eat him after all…" zetsu said sadly
"AGHHHHHH! WELL GIVE BACK YOU'RE TOBI!!!" said a balloon
"What?" deidara noticed that it was team rocket
"we are going to give back you're tobi back" meouth yelled "he's worse then the guy on star wars, you know the guy that had his arm chopped off"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
3 days later
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO -"
"DEIDARA GIVE IT A REST!!!!!" pein smacked deidara on the head
"ouch that hurts" deidara said with watery eyes
"OMG!! IT'S GROVER!!!!"
"AGHHHHHHHHH IT'S A HOBBO LIVING IN THAT GARBAGE CAN!!!"
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I forgot what song that nurse thing was, nurse something I forgot…anyway when I was doing that sesame street thing I was listening to that "Elmo's got a gun" song.
Broken Mantrna ROCKS!!!! You're idea's are awesome!!
