The Last Stand of the Doctor.
Chapter 4.
"For Gods sake Doctor tell me where we're going, I can't take it anymore you have to tell me sometime!" said Clara with a very eager looking face, "You will have to wait Clara, it's a surprise, but I will give a hint, it is a place you hold near and dear to your heart!" the Doctor said happily, "Awwww your so bunch of shit!" "Oi! I told you no swearing!" "I can swear all I want fuck, shit, balls, cock! See!" Clara said smartly. "Hmmm…. I guess I can tell you we're going now!" "Really? Oh Doctor thank you I've been dying to know!" "OK we are going to…" "Disneyland!" "What? No! Since when is Disneyland near and dear to your heart? You've never been there in your whole life!" said the Doctor with a grumpy face, "Well it would be a fun place to go… wait, how did you know that! I never told you that! How did you know that?" Clara said with a defensive voice, "Well… it is a long story." Suddenly there was a shock and the TARDIS wailed all over the place, "What the hell is happening!" "I don't know but just in case hold tight!"
"Doctor… Doctor! Are you all right? Are you hurt?" "I'm fine Clara! Are you alright?" "I'm fine." As Clara looks around there is bits and bobs all over the place including a few clothes from the wardrobe and there was some very old clothes, "Why do you have so many clothes if you only wear the only one outfit?" "Have you ever heard of style?" said the Doctor as he got up from the floor, "I mean why do you have a brown and blue striped suit? I never seen you wearing it before." "That is because it belonged to my previous form," "You mean the twig with the fake British accent?" "Hey! I was not a twig with a fake British accent! I was a hero!" said the Doctor proudly; "Oh please you were a twig and you know it!" said Clara, "Well at least I wasn't spread all over time!" said the Doctor sarcastically, "I only did that to save you jackass!" "Oh yeah I… I… forgot." The Doctor said sheepishly, "You know what? Let's just go somewhere else; I'm in the mood to get another massage!" The Doctor just smiled, "One favour? Just clean up will you?" said the Doctor half smiling and half laughing, "OK you lazy sod!" Clara said with a smile, "After that let's make that surprise stop!" the switch flew down and the wheezing began.
"Well this is it, your surprise stop." "Yes, can we go now?" "Wait one thing, you remember the laws of time I've talked to you about?" "How can I forget you used a shoelace a rubber chicken and a bag of marbles to explain!" said Clara with her eyes rolling up, "Well because it is a surprise I will let you break that rule." "Ummm OK thank you I guess." Clara ran out the door and stopped right away, it was a hospital on a very sad day, "I said this was a day that was near and dear to your heart, I didn't say this was a happy day." "No it can't be! My mum's hospital why did you bring me here!" "Because I knew you were upset and I wanted you to be happy again!" "I don't want to be happy, not like this!" Clara burst through the TARDIS door and ran up the stairs, "Clara wait!" suddenly there was another violent shake and that left the Doctor and Clara hanging onto the railings, " Hold on tight Clara!"
