I do not own The Avengers. I only own Tiffani.

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"Hey Bruce, are you in here?" Tiffani called out as she looked into the lab, but she did not see Bruce or even Tony. "Well they are slacking on the job," she muttered and entered the lab. She looked at a few of the computer screens and data written down, but her eyes finally paused on the sight of the staff that Loki had used.

"Ruins," she muttered and walked closer to it. "Alien ruins, but which ones," she muttered and quickly took a picture of the ruins before sending the picture to a friend of hers that was very informed on different alien races. If he being a member of area 51 had anything to do with that knowledge, then she was not going to complain or tell the government that her friend was telling her classified information.

Her phone beeped after a few minutes and she opened the message from the untraceable number to see that the message said Chitauri. She read a bit more and discovered that they were shape shifters that have tried multiple times to take over Earth. "Of course he picks an alien race that has already tried to take over the Earth," she whispered even though it was a smart idea anyways. "Well they'll definitely do anything they can to help Loki as long as they can take over the Earth in some form," she continued while looking some more at the staff.

"Don't touch it," Bruce's voice sounded behind her near the lab doors.

"Just the man I was looking for, and I wasn't going to touch it," Tiffani said with a pout.

"Sure you weren't," Tony quipped as he entered the room behind Bruce. "So what brings you here?" he asked while walking over to stand by one of the computers.

"Well after speaking with Loki, I've discovered that he really wants to meet the Hulk, who he then plans to use to destroy the helicarrier and most likely his brother and the rest of the Avengers. He sees the Hulk as the strongest and most beneficial for his plans to get rid of you guys so his plan can work perfectly," Tiffani said truthfully while staring at Bruce. "Even though I'd love to meet the Hulk on happier terms, I don't think you should get angry for any reason. I'll give you a hug and make you tea as many times as you want," she continued with a smile at Bruce, who looked like he was going to throw up at the fact that Loki wanted to use him.

"What does make you angry, Bruce?" Tony questioned and picked up some type of shocking stick.

"You know that is the completely wrong thing to do in this situation," Tiffani said with a raised eyebrow before throwing her shoe at Tony when he went to shock Bruce. "Stop it, Tony, you're not five, don't act like it," she snapped and ducked when Tony threw her shoe back at her. "Fine, you're a five year old," she said exasperated before sneaking over and smacking Tony on the butt when he went to shock Bruce again. She smiled victoriously as he dropped the shocking stick and she was able to grab it.

"Will you two act like adults?" Bruce asked.

"Never," Tiffani and Tony shouted while fighting on the floor for the shocking stick.

"She started it," Tony yelled.

"Did not," Tiffani snapped before yelping when Tony pinched her butt. "Rape, I call rape," she shouted and both of them froze when Captain America rushed into the lab with a worried look.

"I wasn't doing anything," Tony yelled as he jumped up and away from Tiffani.

"That's not what it looked like Stark," Captain America said warily as he pushed Tiffani to stand behind him.

"I didn't do anything," Tony whined while glaring at a smirking Tiffani. "She's the one who jumped me," he grumbled and Captain America looked between the arguing pair.

"You won't quit trying to anger Bruce," Tiffani said with a shrug before winking at Tony as she showed him that she had the shocking stick. "You lose," she whispered before running out of the lab and to the kitchen. She wanted to get some food before she went back to speaking with Loki about the Chitauri. "Aliens kind of freak me out," she whispered with a shudder as she looked at an image that her friend sent her of the Chitauri.

The kitchen staff were nowhere to be seen so she made herself some food before rushing out of there as fast as she could. If half of the food in the refrigerator was missing then it was not going to be blamed on her, even though she was now carrying that much food towards Loki's cell. She planned on being there for a while, and she really did not have a choice. Fury expected results so she wasn't going to be allowed to snoop as much as she would like. She had already put a lot of laxatives in his food so at least one prank was occurring.

"What are you doing?" Loki questioned with a raised brow when he saw Tiffani walk into the cell holding area with way too much food for her to really carry or digest.

"Well I know I'm going to be stuck here with you for a while, not complaining, but I know I'll need food, so why not just grab a bunch and be prepared?" Tiffani explained with a happy grin as she set the food down gently and then spread out a blanket that she had grabbed from somebody's room earlier. She sat down on the blanket, opened a bottle of water and a bag of chips, and grabbed a notebook and pen.

Loki stepped closer to the edge of the cell and stared down at the woman now scribbling something on the notebook at a fast pace. "Why does she get so close to me when I can kill her so easily? She knows it too," he wondered as he watched Tiffani continue to make notes and sketches. "Odin has been curious about you for years," Loki said not really knowing why he was talking to the human, who would end up another of his slaves after he conquered the Earth.

"That's cool, I've been studying him for years too, small universe," Tiffani said with a smirk even though she did not look up from the notebook.

"What would you say if I told you I was going to kill you?" Loki questioned as he started to walk around the cell as if he could care less about the human even though he was curious of her scribbling.

"I would say that you would have already done so if I was that much of a nuisance or useless to you, but you haven't, so obviously you're not going to," Tiffani said finally putting down her pen and looking up at the Norse god. She happily reminded her jaw to stay shut so she would not drool.

"What makes you so certain that I won't kill you?" Loki growled as he walked straight towards her but stopped before touching the glass.

"Because I'm the only one on this planet besides Thor that knows about your Frost Giant origins, and you're curious about why I haven't reacted badly about this information about you," Tiffani said with her own challenging look when he was glaring at her. "And also because this place would be so dull and drab without me here to piss off people and prank somebody every now and then, which should be happening in three, two, one," she continued before an enraged yell from Fury echoed over the intercom system.

"How dare you," Fury roared before cursing her good name a couple times before somebody turned off the intercom system.

"What did you do?" Loki asked with a raised eyebrow at how angry the man sounded.

"I put laxatives in everything in the refrigerator that was marked specifically for him," Tiffani replied with a shrug before turning the notebook around to show Loki her drawing. "Now why don't we talk about the Chitauri, who it seems you are quite close with," she said with a smile even though her eyes were serious.