Fullmetal Sitting –First offence-
Deathly-Chakra- YAY! YAY! im back im back
Edward- Yeah its about fuckin time
Roy-Where have you been, do you know what its like sitting here not being typed?
Deathly-Chakra-No I dont and I apologize well lets just get sarted people are waiting
Roy-Fine
Edward- Deathly-chakra doesnt own any of the character or the anime blah, blah ,blah
'Shit, shit im late im LATE!' Mustang thought as he scrambled around his house, searching for his jacket, briefcase and more important items. He struggles putting his jacket on with toast hanging from his mouth. He looked at the clock and it read 7:50am. 'Im gonna have a gun to my head for sure'. The thought of Riza with her gun in her hand laughing hysterically made him grimace and feel sick to his stomach. He ran into his kitchen to grab his papers he finished and stuffed them into his briefcase. He spun around quickly only to have his head connected with an open cabinet.
"Gah!" Roy fell back flat on his butt. A pot came out and hit him on the head.
"HEY BASTARD KEEP IT DOWN IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!" Edward yelled from across the hall. Roy quickly forgot what he was doing and stood up. He grabbed some things and headed towards Ed's room.
"Oh im sorry Edward" Roy said from outside the room. Roy slowly turned the knob on the door. He saw Edward sleeping rather awkward. He had his automail leg on top of the blankets and his real one under. He was turned on his side with his automail arm off the edge and his real one over his eyes.
'This will get him back for calling me old' Roy slowly lifted his hands in his left hand is a wooden spoon. In his right is a metal pot.
And….
BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!
"AAAAAAHHHHHH" Edward shot out of bed screaming his lungs out. Fell on the floor right on his ass with blankets flying everywhere and he was scrambling to his feet.
"Who, what Wh—uh?" Edward looked around the room and saw nothing but a laughing Roy on the ground.
"That's what you get for calling me old!" he said placing his hands on his hips bending down and smirking at the heavy breathing Edward.
"That's not funny Mustang!?" Edward said placing his hand on his rapidly beading heart trying to calm down. Edwards breathing came to a steady breath and his heart rate went back down.
"Nice reaction Edward" Roy turned around and walked coolly out the door. Edward quickly looked around the room for anything. His eyes were set upon is black boot.
"Bastard" Edward said. Roy turned around to see Edward's hand releasing the shoe.
"Ah" Roy closed the door just in time for the boot to hit against the door with a bang. Edward just stared at the door for a good few minutes. Then a sound of a door closing rang in his ear.
'This is ridiculous, its only been 2 weeks, my life cant get any worse, what am I gonna do'. Edward looked at the clock he had been in there for about an hour. He was losing his mind. He hasn't left the house in three weeks. Edward paced around the house. Three times in each room to be exact. He placed his hand on his chin and thought and thought."DAMN IT!" He swung his hands up in the air. When he did he heard a faint squeaking noise coming from his right wrist. Edward pulled his right arm up to his ear and moved his wrist up and down. Pretty soon a shiny bolt came out of it. A slight ting noise was heard as the bolt came in contact with the floor.
'Damn what else could go wrong' he bent down and picked up the bolt then looked at his wrist. 'Doesn't look to bad I could just screw it in again' Edward rummaged threw many drawers until he came upon a drawer with a screwdriver in it, luckily it was the right size.
'Wait the department said I couldn't leave 100 feet of the area, I can go outside and do this'
Edward had never been so relieved to be outside again. The sun was shining the birds were chirping and it was just the right temperature, 67 degrees. Edward worked his way towards the porch swing. Roy's house was a small yet comfy one. His was a slight beige color with maroon colored trimmings. The porch was a very white color. A porch swing built for two and a side table at the end. Not what Edward had expected at all. It was rather relaxing. Edward took a seat on the porch swing and began screwing the bolt back in.
Only a few second later he heard a series of pattering coming ahead of him. He stopped what he was doing and looked ahead of him. He saw a brown and black medium sized dog coming down the path.
'A dog? Well I always liked dogs more than cats, cant tell Al that hehe' Edward smiled to himself. The dog plopped himself in front of Edward and just stared at him. Edward reached to pat the dog on the head, but the n the dog reacted.
'What the?' Then dog snapped at Edward causing him to fall to his side.
"What the hell was that all about?" He watched the dog run down the paved path when he saw something shiny hanging from the dogs mouth.
"huh?" He looked down and noticed the screw driver was gone.
"DAMN DOG GET BACK HERE!!!" Edward chased the dog down the path then the street. Completely forgetting about his, perimeter. Edward kept chasing the dog until he reached the end of the block.
"ILL KILL YOU" The dog just stared at Edward then dropped the screwdriver and took off whining.
Edward walked to the place where the dog was just at then bent down to pick up the tool. What Edward also saw shocked him the most. The little green light was now flashing red.
"shit…SHIT" Edward screamed profanity all the way down the block which caused the neighboring people to catch a glance at the teen. His foot got caught on a tree root, only a few feet from the house. He crawled and scrambled his was to the house looking like a snake trying to slither to safety.
"Come one green, green, GREEN!" A few seconds more and the light turned green. He didn't know how long he as outside the perimeter. Hopefully it wasn't long. But that feeling went away as he heard faint police sirens off in the distance. Edward rolled over onto his back just staring at he blue sky and closed his eyes so the sun wouldn't get in his way. The sun was blocked off pretty soon. He opened his eyes and saw the same down. The dog licked his face and barked in excitement. Edward just stared at the dog giving it murderous intent as the dog slime trickled down his cheek.
"damn"
-Roy-
It was a good morning for Roy. First he scared the shit out of Ed this morning. That brought a smile to his face. Then Riza was actually later than he was so no gun to his temples. It seemed nothing was going to ruin his day. Until he came home for his lunch break (A/N I don't know if the military gets those, but I had to think of a way to get Roy home ok)
As he turned the corner to reach his house he saw a sight that made him just want to die right then and there. His day had been ruined. What he saw in front of his house was two cop cars with there lights on.
"Grr Edward" He muttered angrily to himself. He parked his car and slammed the car door and literally stomped his way to his house. When he opened his door he saw Edward sitting on his couch along with two officers. Knowing who Edward really was the two officers saluted him and left.
"What did you do Edward?!" Edward just looked at him and smiled his chessy grin.
"Edward Elric went out of his perimeter, he's one hell of a kid Ill tell ya that" With that said the officers left his house leaving Edward and Roy in an akward state.
"But don't worry the first time happens to everyone, he just got a warning but if it happens again the time will be expanded"
"What did you do, how did you, you know the perimeter Edward, tell me what happened!" Roy's voice rang with anger growing with each word.
"Ok ok, jeeze keep your pants on well it happened like this. A screw came out of my wrist about an hour after you so I had to fix it. I went outside since it was a nice day to fix it then, a dog came up to me and snatch the screwdriver out of my hand. I chased the dog down the block and I got it back but I didn't make it back in time, Then the cops showed up and then you"
Roy just stared at the blonde in disbelief. He just couldn't believe a random dog came up and stole a screwdriver from him.
"I cant believe it, a dog did this"
"Yes just what I said"
"You are so lucky you didn't get in trouble, do you know how this is gonna look on me if anyone saw two cops at my house?!" Edward pushed himself off of the couch and stared at Roy.
"I really don't give a rat's ass about how this will affect you Mustang!!, don't you get it by now"
Roy pinched his nose and sighed rather loudly the looked back at the angry teen
"Alright follow me now!" Roy turned away from Edward and walked outside.
"Fine!" Edward flailed his hands in the air and followed Roy out of the house.
Outside Roy slammed 5 metal poles into the ground through out the yard Edward transmuted. He stood by one and placed his hand over it.
"This is how for you can go outside of the house not any further or your in deep shit got it!"
"Yeah, yeah I got ya" Ed said half yawning.
"Good now Im almost afraid to leave you alone again after that incident" Roy said pulling on his jacket.
"Ill be back and I don't work tomorrow so I can keep an eye on you" Roy said
"Yippee for me" Edward twirled his finger around with fake happiness
"Don't do anything stupid while Im gone" Roy opened his fence and went into his and drove off. Edward sighed and walked back in the house a little tired since Roy woke him up rather rudely this morning. Edward walked back into the house and fell asleep on the couch.
Im so happy that im back guys and I hope you are to. Well this chapter took me about 3 to 4 days i dont know why. But I hope you like it and please review thanks
