Author's Note: YAY! A snow day! *cheers* And here's the next chapter!
Chapter Four: Lame Action Scenes and Payback
A few huors l8r, teh crime alarm rang! Aqualad, Speedy, teh twins mas and menos, whuts-her-face bumblebee, and I went out to teh city.
"That's a change of pace," Raven remarked.
"Nice of her to mention me," Bumblebee muttered.
It wuz a metal monster attaking buildings! OMG! Teh titans east wer afraid, but I wuzn't.
The five members of the Titans East all snorted in unison.
"Como si alguna vez tendría miedo de un monstruo," Más said.
I pickd up a big rok and threw it at teh monster and it wuz destroyd. Teh titans east decided 2 hav a big partay 4 my bravury.
Speedy blinked. "That had to have been the lamest action scene I've ever read! It was barely a paragraph!"
A while l8r, I wuz in my bedrum at teh tower, getting reddy 4 teh partay.
My dress wuz brite pink, and it had a low necklyne, hee-hee. The dress hugged my curvs, and teh skirt wuz long and had a slit in teh side up 2 my hyps.
Jericho rolled his eyes. "Okay, so she looks like a cheap whore, moving on..."
"Jericho, where do you come up with these things?" a weirded-out Kole asked. He didn't reply.
"I'm just gonna skip the details of her getting ready..." Speedy muttered as he thumbed through several pages.
I walkd thru teh hallwayz 2 teh common room place, where teh partay wuz. All teh titans staired as I enterd. Teh boyz wer looking at me wit interest, and I enjoyed teh jealous looks teh not-as-pretty-as-me gurls threw at me.
"Is it possible for someone to be that vain and self-absorbed?" Bumblebee demanded, more in disbelief than anger.
"Apparently so." Starfire looked rather miffed.
I lookd round teh crowd and spoted sum1 wit blak hiar.
Robin and Aqualad suddenly stiffened.
Culd it be...yes it wuz!
"Oh, no..." Robin whispered fearfully.
It wuz Robin! OMG, lyke, SQUEEEEEEE!111!!!
"No, it's not!" Robin burst out. "It's...it's...someone else! With a wig on!"
"Oh, look how cute his denial is." Jinx grinned, looking happy for the first time since the ordeal started.
"Consider it payback, dude," Beast Boy teased, a grin of his own forming. "You were laughing it up while Aqualad and Speedy were being tortured by the Sue. Now it's your turn!" the changeling finished cheerfully.
"Why? Why me?" Robin moaned, staring at his lap.
"Because you're so cute, Robin," Kole said, ignoring the offended look that crossed Jericho's face.
"Whyyyyy?" Robin whined. "Why?!"
"This is a bad form of stalling." Cyborg shook his head.
"WHY WHY WHY!"
Más and Menos smiled. "Su mejor apuesta es a afeitarse la cabeza, zanja el uniforme, y engordar," they said in unison.
"WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!"
And, lyke, standin next 2 him wuz a boy wit green eyes, skin, and hiar.
The grin was starting to fade from Beast Boy's face as Speedy continued to read.
Lyke, OMG!11!! It wuz--
"DON'T YOU DARE!" Beast Boy shouted. He was no longer grinning.
Beast Boy!
Speedy looked smug.
It was now Beast Boy's turn to pitch a fit as everyone got great amusement out of his misfortune (Robin in particular looked quite pleased to know that he wasn't going to be suffering alone). Well, everyone except Raven, who had become very still and had a very icy look in her eyes.
I skipd over 2 Rob and BB.
"Lyke, ZOMG, I totally luv u guyz!" I sed cutely. "U r just soooooooooooo cute!!!"
"Uh, Speedy, the fact that you're enjoying this WAY too much is a little creepy," Cyborg said nervously.
"Yeah!" Aqualad snapped. "Honestly, you don't need to have a girly, high-pitched voice for this girl. We get it--she's fricking annoying! Let's move on."
"Fine," Speedy said calmly. "You read then." He tossed the book at Aqualad.
If looks could kill, Speedy would have dropped dead at that moment.
"Why thankz, ya hott young thing," Beast Boy sed, handing me a rose. I blushd a lite pink.
Jericho silently snickered. "Beast Boy, since when did you become such a smooth talker?" he signed amusedly.
"Oh, you're laughing now, but wait till she gets to YOU!" Beast Boy retorted.
Jericho just smiled. "That's where you're wrong, my friend. I've done some research on Mary Sues, and not once am I ever mentioned in any of the Suefics."
"Am I mentioned in any of 'em?" Cyborg wanted to know.
"About as often as Speedy," Jericho signed.
"I'm doomed." Cyborg slumped.
Translations:
"Como si alguna vez tendría miedo de un monstrous." = "As if we would ever be afraid of a monster."
"Su mejor apuesta es a afeitarse la cabeza, zanja el uniforme, y engordar." = "Your best bet is to shave your head, ditch the uniform, and get fat."
