Dear Letter Writters
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Howdy! So , yeah, here we are, the responses to the Dear Lord Voldemort Letters.
Send yours in, just make sure you put which letter your replying too!
From Ghost
Dear Cookie Dealer,
I do apologize for the delay in making my order. I had to have Bellatrix take care of few things, picking up laundry and cleaning the iron maiden, as well organize our annual "Little Miss Death Eater" pagent, which I noticed you weren't in. Young Draco won, such a proud day for his family. I remember when I won it myself...good times. Now as for the cookies, I will have the usual 100 boxes of peanut butter patties. They are the perfect snack after a long day of ridding the world of trash like muggles. I do hope you win the bicycle my dear.
Your faithful servant,
Lord Voldemort
P.s. When will you teach me more of the evil ways of the Girl Scouts? After witnessing first hand what horrors you are capable of I feel even more inspired and optomistic about taking over the world. Who knew cute little girls could be so evil...and over a cookie no less?
Original Letter:
Dear Mr. Voldemort,
This is Isabella Shepard from Girlscout troop 44644. We noticed that you haven't sent in your annual order of cookies. Why? Aren't cookies the only way you got people to join "The Dark Side?"
There's only a week left for orders, so please send your form ASAP. Remember what happened last time you were too late?...
Your cookie supplier,
Isabella Shepard
P.S. Have you just given up? Because that's no reason to not order cookies. I reeeeeally want the bike this year. It's pink, with streamers, AND a basket! A BASKET! Please order! :)
