WWE Life On The Road
Chapter 4
Monday Night Raw Results: Levi's Stadium (Santa Clara, CA)
Opening segment with Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, and Buddy Bateman
Buddy Bateman def. Seth Rollins via pinfall
Cody Jones def. Curtis Axel via pinfall
Backstage segment with Sami Zayn and Madison Barbie
Katarina Love and Violet McFarlane def. Sasha Banks and Bayley via Katarina pinning Bayley
Roman Reigns w/ Jessica Thomas def. Sheamus w/ Cesaro via pinfall
Backstage segment with Kevin Owens and Madison Barbie
The Club def. The Hardy Boyz via count out after Luke Gallows tackled Matt Hardy through the ringside barricade
Backstage interview with Jason Sabre
Jason Sabre def. Mojo Rawley via pinfall after the match Zack Ryder attacked Jason
Kevin Owens and The Miz w/ Madison Barbie def. Sami Zayn and John Cena via Kevin pinning Sami. After the match, Sami Zayn attacked John Cena, turning heel.
RAW Champions:
WWE Universal Champion: Seth Rollins
WWE Intercontinental Champion: Jason Sabre
Raw Tag Team Champions: The Club
Raw Women's Champion: Madison Barbie
Cruiserweight Champion: Jack Gallagher
(WWE Women's Trailer)
"Can somebody please explain to me why we are going to start the commercial over from scratch?" The tired Becky Lynch asked before flouncing down on the sofa.
"Apparently Triple H wasn't happy with the one made so he nixed the whole thing and got a new director." Emma answered. Becky growled in response.
Charlotte sat down on the couch as well. Quit your whining Becks, shooting a commercial is fun." She laughed.
The Irish lass kicker folded her arms. "Well they aren't very fun to me."
"You didn't get much camera time in the commercial we just shot anyways. So what exactly is the complaint here?" Carmella chuckled.
Becky quickly shot her a glare. "Oh and you did?"
"We not about to start this right now…" Charlotte muttered in annoyance.
"Start what? I was only joking, but if Becky wants to take it that way then she must know it's the truth." Carmella smiled.
Becky stood up off the couch looking offended. "Be cool Carmella." She warned.
The princess of Staten Island rolled her eyes. "Damn are you really that mad over something that small? If the shoe fits I guess…"
Becky took a step forward and Charlotte stepped in front of her. "Calm down Becky."
"Oh lord Becky, please sit down! You are getting all worked up for nothing." Katarina commented with an eye roll to follow.
"Worked up over nothing?" Becky snapped. "That nobody over there just tried to discredit me." She barked pointing her finger at Carmella.
Carmella let out a loud sarcastic laugh. "Oh I'm a nobody now?"
"This is really confusing and a shame…They are just snapping at each other over something so small." Jessica Thomas commented under her breath. She sat next to Tiffany Ò Cathàin in the corner of the trailer.
Tiffany laughed before popping a new piece of gum in her mouth. "Honey I sometimes believe these broads got cabin fever."
"Cabin fever?"
"It's when you've been confined somewhere for so long that you start hating it. In this case, these broads travel together, see each other every day, share hotel rooms, they see each other more then they see their own families. So of course they have their spats and then get over it later." Tiffany shrugged before taking out her phone and watching Fairy Tail.
Becky in the meantime was still reeling about the comments made by Katarina and Carmella. "You're one to talk Katarina, you wouldn't be much either had you not sucked up to the right person." She growled.
"Excuse me?" Katarina asked, getting up from her chair.
"Seriously come on. We all know that due to you being engaged to Randy Orton, you get airtime."
Now it was Katarina's turn to get angry. "My relationship with Randy Orton has nothing to do with my career. I was successful before I even started dating him."
"Yeah but sleeping with him sure helped you get a new contract didn't it?" Becky smirked. Katarina was now feeling herself being taken over with anger. Most of it steaming from the current drama she was having with Randy, the stress of her endless schedule, and trying her hardest to make it work through all the ups and downs.
"Becky seriously stop. That was a low blow." Alexa Bliss stepped in.
Too bad Becky decided to go further. "Tell me, do you actually think Randy will stop screwing Kim?" That proved to be the breaking point for Katarina who snapped and responded by spraying hairspray in Becky's eyes.
"What the hell Katarina?!" Charlotte screamed, getting between them just in case Katarina planned a follow up attack. Katarina stormed out of the trailer while Charlotte and most of the others tended to the now blinded Becky Lynch.
"Fuck her and him." Katarina growled to herself as she stormed away not sure where she was headed to.
After getting into a heated argument with the new director, Triple H decided to send everybody back to the hotel for the night, and planned to start fresh the next day.
"Damn! So you're telling me that she sprayed Becky right in the face?" Roman Reigns chuckled while dragging his hand down his chin.
Jessica laughed at his reaction. "Yes! I mean it was really crazy because it started over a really silly comment."
"Man you women I swear."
Jessica glared. "Hey don't group me with them! I stayed quiet and wasn't involved!" She argued.
"Yo Seth!" Roman called loudly with both hands forming a circle around his mouth to sound louder, ignoring Jessica in the process.
Seth Rollins stopped walking and turned around. "What's up man?"
"Where you headed to?" Roman asked as he and Jessica approached.
"I gotta take this stupid rental car back and get a new one." Seth huffed.
"Good, well I'm catching a ride with you." Roman replied.
"Me too." Jessica added.
"And why do you need to go? Better go hang out with your girlfriends. They seem to be a jolly good time." Roman said with extreme sarcasm in his voice. Jessica found herself again glaring at him.
"Well whatever you two are getting at I don't know, but let's go if you both are coming." Seth said.
Roman blabbered on and on about spots he wanted included in his match the whole 5 minute walk to Seth's car.
"Can you explain to me why you parked so far?" Jessica asked.
Seth rolled his eyes. "Oh just shut up and get your exercise. To answer your question, it was because this was the only space available when I got here."
"Seth pop your trunk man." Roman requested, waiting to throw some of his spare clothes back there.
"Do you guys hear that?" Jessica asked. They all became quiet and sure enough they heard what sounded like snoring.
"Where in the hell is that coming from?" Seth asked looking bewildered.
"Sounds like from inside your car." Roman said slowly. Seth crept around the trunk to the back window and peeped inside.
"Dean you better wake your ass up!" Seth barked with sheer annoyance in his voice.
Sure enough there Dean was, curled on the backseat in a fetal position, cuddling a can of Planters peanuts and a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade. "W-What time is it?" He asked sitting up and wiping his eyes, now squinting at Seth.
Seth folded his arms. "Time for you to wake the hell up! What were you doing in the backseat of my car? Matter of fact bump that, how did you even get in my car?"
Dean began stretching. "Learn to lock your doors." He howled as he yawned.
Seth rolled his eyes and closed the door back, making his way to the driver's side. Roman hopped in passenger while Jessica got in the back.
"You sure you want to take time off?" Sheamus asked.
Brianna Giles finished zipping up her luggage and walked to the window, looking outside. "Yes I'm sure. I really need to spend time with my family. I've been on the road far too long."
"Do you need a ride to the airport?" Sheamus asked.
Brianna shook her head. "No I called an Uber already."
Sheamus gave her a hug. "Alright well call me when your flight lands."
After all the stress between Randy, the baby, Kim, and word going around the diva's locker room, Katarina needed some relaxation time. She started with going to the front desk of the hotel and getting her own room. She didn't want to share with Randy for the night and she made sure to let the front desk clerk know that if Randy asks for her to tell him that she switched to her own room and not to disclose the room number. After she was all settled, she ordered an assorted fruit tray from room service and ran a hot bath. She decided to give Madison a call as well.
"Hello…" Madison answered.
"Hey girl what you doing?"
Madison flopped down on her back on her bed. "Nothing much, just got back to my hotel room. Thinking about taking a hot shower."
"Girl I'm in a hot bath right now." Katarina laughed.
"Oh…Randy not in there with you?" Madison questioned with a giggle in her voice.
Katarina chuckled. "You little freak! No he's not."
"Aww well isn't that a shame, what a waste of such a lovely night." Madison purred.
"Girl I ain't thinking about that man right now."
Madison rose an eyebrow. "Oh? Is there trouble in paradise now?"
"No, I just have a lot on my mind about him right now and honestly I don't know what to do."
Madison sat up in her bed and pressed the phone to her ear with her shoulder while she opened her bottled smoothie. "What's he doing now?"
"It's not really anything he's doing…It's that Kim bitch again. She's been calling every day for him and Randy can't seem to tell that bitch to take a hike!"
"Well dear that is his baby momma and ex-wife you know." Madison sighed.
"I know that…Well the first part at least. I have no problem whatsoever with Randy seeing the baby. I encourage that, however Kim is seemingly using that baby against him. She's always calling for Randy to come over for some ridiculous reasons and he always comes. She wants him back Madison." Katarina angrily shoved a kiwi in her mouth.
Madison quickly tried to think of some solution to tell Katarina. She had no experience in this kind of situation. She didn't have any kids. Hell, she didn't even have a man, so she didn't have ex drama either. "M-Maybe…Maybe Randy just…..I mean does he always break to her demands?"
"Yes! Every time!" Katarina replied with tenseness in her voice.
"Well Kat, maybe the man just doesn't want that hoe to stop letting him see his daughter?" Madison suggested.
Katarina scoffed loud. "Well he better man the hell up and learn to tell that woman no. He's the father that means he can go see his daughter anytime he damn well pleases."
"So…You think he's still messing around with Kim?" Madison asked.
Katarina stared blankly at the fruit tray sitting on the corner of the tub, pondering her answer to the question. "I don't think he is, but I do think that I need to go check Kim's ass before this gets out of control."
Madison smirked. "Well if you need a ride or die girl to go with you, let me know and I'm down to ride."
"Those blasted peanuts are making your breath unbearable damn!" Jessica complained with both hands over her nose.
Dean rolled his eyes. "These are good nuts." He insisted.
Before Jessica could make a response Seth slammed the brakes, jolting everybody forward.
"Seth what the hell man?" Roman asked rubbing his sore forehead from its impact with the dash.
"Almost missed my turn." Seth said steering the car into the Enterprise parking lot. After parking, he glared at Dean from the rearview mirror. "You buddy better make sure that there's no nuts on the seats or on the floor back there."
Dean held the can up shaking it, due to it being empty it made no sound. "All the nuts were eaten." He assured.
Roman snickered and Seth shot him a glare. "Grow up." He growled before snatching his seatbelt off and exiting the car.
"Damn Seth you always mad." Roman sighed shaking his head.
"Someone needs to get laaaaaaaaid…" Dean cooed as he walked beside them.
"May I help you sir?" The lady at the desk asked.
"Uh yeah I'm here to return my rental." Seth answered.
"Last name?"
"Lopez."
"And did you fill the gas tank back up to where it was when you picked it up?"
"Yes, of course."
"Liar…" Jessica muttered. Too bad the lady heard her.
"Mhmmmm…Let me just go ahead and check for myself." The lady said, getting up and heading outside. Seth and company followed.
She entered the car and pressed the button to turn on the engine. "Well according to the papers you signed when you were issued the vehicle, this car was at 325 miles to E. Currently it says 43 miles to E." She rolled her eyes. "We'll be deducting that out of your deposit now."
"What?!" Seth screamed.
The woman exited the car and began to walk away. She stopped and began squinting at the front of the car. "Is that a scratch on the bumper?"
Seth ran to the front of the car and he saw something that appeared to be barely a scrape. "That's probably because the car is so low to the ground. How do you even know I did that?" He argued.
"Sir, we give our cars full body examinations before we rent them out again. Therefore I can assure you that this car was rented to you in mint condition. This'll be coming out of your deposit as well."
"But I didn't do that!" Seth pouted.
"Jesus Seth calm down. It's just coming out of the deposit you put down when you got the car. How much was the deposit anyways?" Roman asked.
"400 fucking dollars!" Seth hollered. "And it is my money and they are not gonna steal it from me!"
"Are these peanuts all over the floor in the backseat as well? Guess I'll have to take that out of your deposit as well, this floor is a complete mess!"
"What?! You gotta be shitting me!" Seth yelled running his hands through his hair.
The lady wrinkled her face up. "And what is that smell?" She bent down and inspected the carpet.
"I'm going to wring your neck…" Seth growled looking at Dean. Dean gave him an innocent gaze.
The lady began sniffing the carpet. "Hmm…That smells like…Mike's Hard Lemonade!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Seth screamed falling to his knees on the ground. Pouting and whining.
Kevin Owens couldn't help but smile as he leaned down and grabbed a bottled Sprite out of the fridge. Madison was sitting on the kitchen counter yapping away about crazy things that happened when she was working in the Indies.
"Oh wow that's crazy." Kevin replied.
Madison nodded and continued firing off about the time all the wrestlers were being chased by army men on motorcycles after another wrestler got drunk and attempted to seduce one of the men's wife. Kevin just looked at her as she spoke, most of her words going in one ear and out the other.
"You're not even really listening to me are you?" Madison asked squinting her eyes at him.
Kevin gave her his best innocent smile. "I was listening Madison…" He reassured.
"Liar! What did I just say then?"
"You know, it's considered not nice to call somebody a liar." Kevin smirked.
"Changing the topic now?" Madison asked smiling back.
"I wouldn't dare." Kevin answered with an innocent tone.
Madison crossed her arms across her chest. "Oh really? Well repeat what I just said then."
Kevin just stared back at her with a goofy grin. Too bad Madison didn't find it too funny.
"Just talking for my health I see." She shook her head.
"Come on lighten up Maddie…" Kevin smiled, throwing his arms out wide in a cocky fashion.
Madison narrowed her eyes at him. "Don't call me that…I hate that name."
Kevin cocked an eyebrow at her. "Oh? You don't like it when I call you Maddie?" He smirked, his voice now taking on a playful tone.
The beautiful blonde could no longer look at the man before her now. She looked down at the tile floors to hide her blushing cheeks.
"Your phone is ringing…" Kevin said.
Madison, who had completely spaced out in la la land didn't hear it. "W-What?"
"Your phone is ringing!" Kevin said louder with a "duh" look on his face.
Madison finally snapped out of her little trance and jumbled around for her phone. "Hello?"
Kevin let out a half laugh half scoff and walked into the living room, sitting on the couch and flipping through channels.
After hearing mumbling from Madison, who was talking on the phone in the kitchen, he heard her shout "Of course! I would be honored!" Now Kevin's interest was peaked. Madison wrapped up her conversation and walked in the room sitting next to Kevin.
Kevin stalled for a minute before finally asking the question burning in his mind. "You wanna tell me what that was about?" He asked,
Madison giggled. "Nosey aren't we?" She teased. Kevin kept his gaze on her. He didn't even know why he gave a damn. "To answer your question, that was my agent. They gave me an offer to pose for Playboy." Madison said.
Kevin stared at her with wide eyes. The many times Madison had hung out with Kevin had now made his eyes easy to read to her. But in this moment she couldn't tell if he was shocked or upset.
"Why in the Sam hell would you wanna pose for Playboy?! Seriously you can't be serious about that." Kevin spat out.
Madison's smile faltered. "What do you mean?" The blonde asked baffled by Kevin's response.
"That is a terrible idea!" Kevin snapped.
"And why is that?"
Kevin rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Why would you wanna be naked for the whole world to see?"
Madison shook her head slowly. "Oh Kevin you silly boy…You don't really have to go full on naked if you don't want to. I could just take some nice pictures covering up."
"But still! Of all magazines! This has to be your dumbest move yet."
"Kevin?! WWE is going back to their adult oriented style television! This is the perfect move to bring more attention to the brand."
"By exploiting yourself?!"
"I'm not exploiting myself Kevin! And you need to calm down that yelling. I don't understand what's so bad anyways." Madison said putting emphasis on the word "so"
"It's playboy!" Kevin shouted, the word playboy coming out in a slight shriek tone.
Madison was now getting irritated. Who the hell was Kevin to tell her what she could and could not do? "Why the hell do you give a damn anyways? I mean seriously you just snapped the moment I said Playboy."
"Because I care about the decisions you make. Even if you can be…I mean make stupid decisions from time to time…" Kevin replied in a tone slightly above a whisper.
Madison stood up off the couch and stared at Kevin. She folded her arms and slightly leaned her hips to the left. "Well my career isn't your decision to make homeboy." She growled in pure aggravation.
Kevin himself now stood up, keeping his eyes on Madison the whole time. "Look don't get all hostile with me for trying to give you good advice."
"Well keep your advice because I don't need it." Madison shot back.
Kevin stared in her eyes intensely. Part of him wanted to continue trying to make her see reason, and another part of him wanted to put this girl over his knee and knock some sense into her. Even though he cared about Madison, her hard to see reason ways were a pain in his ass. Too many times he tried to advise her on things and she never listened. She regretted a lot of things eventually…or so she would say. Instead of pressing the argument, Kevin threw his hands up as if he were surrendering. "Fine then…But don't you come crying to me afterwards."
Madison gave him a slight sneer. "And why would I come crying to you?"
Kevin once again found himself rolling his eyes. "Oh come on Maddie, it wasn't too long ago when you were crying to me about if your parents found out about this little career you got."
"Oh so you're going to throw that in my face now? And don't call me Maddie."
"Hey I'm just saying Madison, if you think your parents won't approve of your suggestive outfits and your overly sexual personality on TV…I can't imagine what they'll think of you once they see you in Playboy."
"What's your point?" Madison hissed.
"My point is that if your parents see you in Playboy they'll really freak out. Imagine them seeing you all naked for the whole world to see! I mean you always say how they are a family with strong catholic beliefs. You will look like a complete full blown out of control shameless slut to the whole community…And furthermore-"
*SMACK*
Kevin held his now slightly pink bruised cheek and stared at Madison in shock. "What the fuck did you slap me for?!" He yelled appalled.
"You're a fucking asshole!" Madison yelled in response.
"An asshole? I-I'm just trying to give you some real advice and you're acting like I did something wrong!" Kevin argued.
Madison was now internally conflicted. Instead of confronting her feelings about the whole situation and about the argument, she turned and headed for the door.
"Madison wait…please." Kevin sighed.
Madison stopped for a brief moment with her hand still on the doorknob and she turned around to face him. The beautiful blonde and the Prizefighter's eyes met and they both couldn't find any words to say to each other. Madison finally just sniffled and quickly walked out and hurried to her hotel room.
Jason Sabre entered his hotel room and pulled his shirt off. He was the last of the superstars to make it to the hotel, because he had to make an appearance on a late night talk show. After searching for comfortable sleepwear, he settled for just a black shirt and black boxers. The young man crawled into bed and plunged the room into darkness. He was almost on Dream Street when loud banging on the door came.
"Open this damn door Jason! I know you're in there." A voice screamed.
Jason stood up groggy and waddled to the door. "Who the hell could this be? It better not be some crazed ass fan." He muttered to himself.
He opened the door and saw Zack Ryder, Mojo Rawley, and Cody Jones. Zack was mugging him.
"So what do I owe the visit?" Jason asked with a yawn.
"You bastard! You went too far in your interview!" Zack yelled.
Jason's eyes grew wide. "Wait a minute, what are you talking about?"
Zack pulled out his phone and played the interview.
(Interview)
"So at SummerSlam you'll be defending your title against who again?"
"Zack Ryder…"
"So what's your gameplan?"
Jason laughed. "I don't really have a gameplan for anything. I mean Zack couldn't win a championship if he tried. Even if he was to beat me, which won't happen, I will for sure win it back the next night on RAW. Zack can't win a title and even if he did, he can't hold it no more than a day to save his life."
The audience all made a "Oooooooooh" sound.
The host laughed. "Sounds like you're throwing darts here."
Jason smiled, dimples on full display. "I mean you know he's only still with the company because of social media."
"Ooooh Jason! Throwing more darts?"
"It's not really throwing darts if it's facts. If Zack hadn't jumped on social media and made that tacky show or whatever that was he had, he would be yet another superstar released. He has no star power, and he damn sure can't match me in the ring. Oh, and I guess that wack haircut and that played out woo woo woo helped him a little. Even though when he says woo woo woo now you can hear crickets or a pen drop in the arena. Mojo Rawley has more star power than him…and that's scary."
The interviewer gasped under his breath. "Oh my God…I don't even know what to say."
Jason kept his seductive smirk on his face and adjusted the tie to his suit. "WWE is moving in a new direction now. We have plenty of stars now and we don't need to keep deadweight like him around. Don't be surprised if he's a free agent by early next year."
(End)
"All that was only a small clip of what you said about me. You went way overboard!" Zack screamed.
"I was only doing my part and promoting the event, and would you lower your voice." Jason shrugged.
Zack narrowed his eyes. "No you got too personal you bastard."
"You are blowing this whole thing way out of proportion dude."
Zack shook his head. "I know what this is all about. You think that you are better than everybody else on the roster. Your attitude sure has changed lately. You hardly even hang out with the guys anymore!"
"Oh boo-hoo!" Jason laughed. "Not everybody wants to sit in the bar all night every night."
Zack was beginning to reach his breaking point now. "Look man you better take back all those things you said or else."
Jason smirked and made his eyebrows jump upwards. "Or else what? If it's a fight you're looking for come on Zack and I'll stomp your ass out right here in this damn doorway/hallway."
Cody jumped in between them while Mojo grabbed Zack. "It is way too late in the night for this bullshit! People are sleeping dammit!" Cody barked.
"You better tell that to Miss Long Island over there. He's the one coming to my door looking to get his ass kicked this time of night." Jason replied.
"Oh fuck you Jason!" Zack shouted.
Mojo lead the infuriated Zack back down the hall to his room and Cody stayed behind with Jason.
"Fuck that dude man." Jason said as Cody walked with him in his room and closed the door.
"What is the problem between you two? You both always seemed to not like each other." Cody sighed.
"I don't have a problem with that throwback Jersey Shore wannabe. He got beef with me because obviously the truth hurts." Jason growled in response.
"You don't think you went a little too far in your interview?"
Jason shook his head. "Nope, in fact I probably should've said more now that I think about it.
Cody yawned. "I swear man, I don't know who's more drama, the men or the women."
Jason scoffed. "I wasn't looking for trouble, he's the one who can't accept facts. Come on Cody, do you really think Zack Ryder is a star?"
Cody stayed quiet. "…I'm not in that. I'm going to bed now." He said heading for the door.
After he exited, Jason turned the lights back off and plopped down on his bed and put his hands behind his head. "This commercial shoot should be interesting tomorrow…"
OMG can you believe that this chapter has been done for a week and I've literally forgot to upload it lol. I finished this like 2 days after I updated the last chapter.
Let me just say real fast R.I.P to Hugh Hefner. I was sad to hear he passed and I happened to use Playboy in the plot. Ironic.
Let's hope Sami goes heel this Sunday since I wrote it ;)
Thank you guys for all the PM's and feedback it really drove me to work on this chapter.
And for most of you, don't worry, Chapter 5 will be the plot almost EVERYBODY requested lol. Sorry if I didn't get to some plots you guys wanted but don't worry I have a checklist of them and they're coming!
Thank you all so much for the love and I will see you all later! And as always, requests and feedback is always welcomed.
