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Chapter 4: With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies?
Yukina used her own body as a shield to protect her unconscious brother from the angry flock of birds. The birds were persistent and had managed to peck at Yukina several times before a familiar voice called out, "Rose whip!"
Yukina looked behind her to see Kurama running towards her, whip in hand. He cracked his whip as the startled birds, sensing that they were in danger, took to the sky.
Once Kurama was sure the birds weren't going to come back, he went to Yukina and asked her what had happened. As she told him her side of the story, he picked up Hiei and began to walk, Yukina by his side.
Once at their destination, Yusuke's house, Yukina knocked on the door but nobody answered. [You have to remember that this is really early in the morning.] She tried again, and this time a very sleepy Yusuke answered.
"Whaddya want?" he asked as he yawned.
Kurama answered calmly, "Hiei needs some help."
Upon seeing Hiei's battered form, Yusuke seemed to become more awake. "What the heck happened to Hiei?!" [Remember, Hiei is unconscious, wet, muddy, and covered in bruises, scratches, and scrapes.] Yusuke immediately let them in.
Kurama gently laid Hiei down onto the couch and turned to leave. "I will be back soon with the others. Take care of Hiei while I'm gone."
Yukina tried her best not to cry. :::It's my fault, I shouldn't have called him 'oniisan'. It's my fault!::: Yukina became lost in her own world, using her powers to heal Hiei. Yusuke had no clue what was going on so he just watched her do her work.
After about a half hour, Kurama arrived with Shizuru, Kuwabara, Keiko, and Botan. Keiko and Botan immediately took Yukina to a different room to comfort her. Kuwabara tried to follow, but Shizuru stopped him with a punch, telling him that they should be left alone.
"What the heck happened, Kurama?!"
"Yeah, and why is Yukina crying?!" Kuwabara seemed pained to see his beloved ice demon in distress.
Kurama told them Yukina's side of the story, leaving out the whole hair cut thing. [Seems the fox knew he'd be dead if he told anyone about Hiei trying to cut his hair.] "Hmmm, seems he only has a minor concussion. I think I have a plant at home that should fix him. You three stay here and don't do anything!"
Kurama left, leaving Shizuru and Yusuke standing there, unsure of what to do. Kuwabara just paced back and forth mumbling to himself. "H-h-how could they be... MY Yukina... and the shrimp... t-twins... impossible..."
"Uh, you think we should try to wake him up?"
"Kurama said to not do anything!"
"Since when do we have to listen to HIM?!"
"Uh, we're not exactly doctors, Urameshi."
"I'll give him what he deserves, making my Yukina cry..." Kuwabara seemed to have gotten over the twin thing as he walked over to the lifeless fire demon and began to punch and kick him. "This is what you get for making Yukina cry!"
"Baka baby brother! That's not how you do it!" Shizuru pushed him out of the way and started punching and kicking, like Hiei was some kind of immobile punching bag. [Poor, poor Hiei. All he wanted was a haircut!]
Yusuke and Kuwabara stepped back, realizing Shizuru may be the death of Hiei, and watched as Shizuru continued her assault.
Shizuru wasn't aware of anything but herself and the fire demon in front of her. "Take this, and this! Mwahaha! This is what you get for making an ice apparition cry!"
Botan walked in and asked what all the noise was. Yusuke and Kuwabara pointed to Shizuru.
"Shizuru! Don't do that! Do THIS!" Botan pushed Shizuru to the side and pulled out her oar and began beating Hiei senseless. "This is for all of the pain you caused by not telling Yukina the TRUTH!!!!!!"
Shizuru watched, quite amused, while Yusuke and Kuwabara's mouths were hanging open. "I had no idea she was capable of this..."
"Me neither..."
Botan continued hitting Hiei on the head with her oar as Keiko walked in and said, "Yukina will be out in a minute. She just needs some time alone."
Keiko noticed everyone staring at Botan, so she stared at Botan as well. "BOTAN! Why are you hitting him?!"
Botan stopped to answer, "It's SO MUCH FUN! You can take out ALL of your anger on him, and HE'LL STILL BE OKAY! Come on, try it!"
Keiko looked at Hiei, who was now bruised all over, and started slapping him. "THIS IS FOR ALL OF THE TIMES YOU LIFTED MY SKIRT YOU JERK!!!"
Yusuke was glad that he wasn't in Hiei's position, while Shizuru and Botan sweatdropped. :::Wasn't it Yusuke who did all of that stuff?!:::
Keiko continued slapping Hiei until Yusuke stopped her. "Hey, MY TURN!!!"
Keiko slapped Yusuke on the cheek really hard and walked away, Botan in tow, to check on Yukina. "That was for being a JERK!"
Yusuke started punching and kicking, but he didn't feel quite satisfied. :::Hmmm... I know!:::
Kurama walked in on the strange scene as Yusuke took the fighting stance. "SHOT GUN!"
The attack hit Hiei full force, leaving him kind of burnt. Kurama was shocked. "YUSUKE! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!"
Yusuke explained everything as Kurama examined Hiei again. Kurama glared at everyone. "Oh this is just GREAT. There isn't a plant in ALL OF THE THREE WORLDS THAT WILL HEAL HIM NOW!!!"
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Shizuru backed away from the angry fox demon. After all, it isn't every day that you see Kurama angry. "HOW COULD YOU, HIS FRIENDS, DO THIS TO HIM?! I COULD HAVE HAD HIM HEALED RIGHT NOW, BUT NOOOOO! YOU HAD TO GO AND START BEATING HIM UP LIKE SOME KIND OF SICK PUNCHING BAG! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?! HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?!"
Yusuke asked him, "Do you want to try it?" :::Please let him calm down, please, please...:::
Seems that Yusuke asked the wrong question. Kurama got even angrier and yelled, "NO I DO NOT WANT TO HURT HIEI! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST ASKED ME TO HURT AND PROBABLY KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!"
Yukina, followed by Botan and Keiko, walked in, Yusuke immediately running behind Keiko for protection.
"Why is everyone yelling?" Yukina asked.
At this, everyone but Kurama had a guilty look on. Kurama stepped forward and said, "These BAKAS beat your brother up instead of WAITING FOR ME TO COME BACK TO HEAL HIM! Come Yukina, let's go where they can't harm him!" [Just because Kurama is protecting Hiei DOESN'T MAKE THEM A COUPLE!!! In this story, they are best friends and NOTHING MORE!]
With that, Kurama left, dragging Hiei behind him. Yukina, still not quite sure of what to do, followed behind. They left behind five very ashamed people.
Thankfully, everyone at the Minamino residence was out for the day, so Kurama led Yukina to his house and walked up the stairs to his room. He laid Hiei on his bed to examine him.
"What happened to him?" Yukina asked, worried about the new bruises that Hiei had now.
Kurama explained the whole story while fiddling with various plants.
Yukina's eyes got big and the tears began to fall. "H-how could they...? He's going to be all right, isn't he?"
Yukina sniffed and tried to stop the tears, which had turned into gems on the floor. "If I had been there, maybe I could have stopped them. If I hadn't been crying like a baby he would be all right now!"
Kurama patted Yukina gently and tried to get her to stop crying. "Yukina, Hiei's a strong demon! He's been through worse and lived through it! Don't worry; he'll be quite all right! And never think that it's your fault! If anything, it's mine..."
Yukina couldn't help but cry. After all, Hiei was now in a coma thanks to his so-called friends!
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:::Where the heck am I?::: Hiei looked around and saw that he was in Kurama's home. For some strange reason he was in midair, above everything. Kurama was examining something, what was it? Hiei zoomed in to see that HIS body was on his bed. :::Wait, if my body is there, then why am I here?!:::
Hiei tried to remember what had happened, but he last thing he remembered was the bird attacking him right after Yukina called him 'oniisan'.
:::Wait...
Oniisan?!
Brother?!
Yukina?!
ME?!:::
Hiei shook his head. :::She can't know! Who would have dared tell her?!::: Hiei watched them, while thinking about the problem at hand. Kurama was using different plants to cure his bruises and cuts. Yukina watched Kurama, sniffing occasionally, and Hiei could tell she had been crying. It really hurt Hiei to know that he had been the cause of her tears.
:::What is she crying about?! She shouldn't waste her tears on me!!!:::
Hiei used his Jagan to read Kurama's mind. Before finding out about the 'beat Hiei up' incident, he found what had happened between Botan, Keiko, and Yukina. :::THAT BAKA ONNA TOLD YUKINA!!!!!!!!:::
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Sorry the people were out of character and all, but I had to make them that way to follow the story line!
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Chapter 4: With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies?
Yukina used her own body as a shield to protect her unconscious brother from the angry flock of birds. The birds were persistent and had managed to peck at Yukina several times before a familiar voice called out, "Rose whip!"
Yukina looked behind her to see Kurama running towards her, whip in hand. He cracked his whip as the startled birds, sensing that they were in danger, took to the sky.
Once Kurama was sure the birds weren't going to come back, he went to Yukina and asked her what had happened. As she told him her side of the story, he picked up Hiei and began to walk, Yukina by his side.
Once at their destination, Yusuke's house, Yukina knocked on the door but nobody answered. [You have to remember that this is really early in the morning.] She tried again, and this time a very sleepy Yusuke answered.
"Whaddya want?" he asked as he yawned.
Kurama answered calmly, "Hiei needs some help."
Upon seeing Hiei's battered form, Yusuke seemed to become more awake. "What the heck happened to Hiei?!" [Remember, Hiei is unconscious, wet, muddy, and covered in bruises, scratches, and scrapes.] Yusuke immediately let them in.
Kurama gently laid Hiei down onto the couch and turned to leave. "I will be back soon with the others. Take care of Hiei while I'm gone."
Yukina tried her best not to cry. :::It's my fault, I shouldn't have called him 'oniisan'. It's my fault!::: Yukina became lost in her own world, using her powers to heal Hiei. Yusuke had no clue what was going on so he just watched her do her work.
After about a half hour, Kurama arrived with Shizuru, Kuwabara, Keiko, and Botan. Keiko and Botan immediately took Yukina to a different room to comfort her. Kuwabara tried to follow, but Shizuru stopped him with a punch, telling him that they should be left alone.
"What the heck happened, Kurama?!"
"Yeah, and why is Yukina crying?!" Kuwabara seemed pained to see his beloved ice demon in distress.
Kurama told them Yukina's side of the story, leaving out the whole hair cut thing. [Seems the fox knew he'd be dead if he told anyone about Hiei trying to cut his hair.] "Hmmm, seems he only has a minor concussion. I think I have a plant at home that should fix him. You three stay here and don't do anything!"
Kurama left, leaving Shizuru and Yusuke standing there, unsure of what to do. Kuwabara just paced back and forth mumbling to himself. "H-h-how could they be... MY Yukina... and the shrimp... t-twins... impossible..."
"Uh, you think we should try to wake him up?"
"Kurama said to not do anything!"
"Since when do we have to listen to HIM?!"
"Uh, we're not exactly doctors, Urameshi."
"I'll give him what he deserves, making my Yukina cry..." Kuwabara seemed to have gotten over the twin thing as he walked over to the lifeless fire demon and began to punch and kick him. "This is what you get for making Yukina cry!"
"Baka baby brother! That's not how you do it!" Shizuru pushed him out of the way and started punching and kicking, like Hiei was some kind of immobile punching bag. [Poor, poor Hiei. All he wanted was a haircut!]
Yusuke and Kuwabara stepped back, realizing Shizuru may be the death of Hiei, and watched as Shizuru continued her assault.
Shizuru wasn't aware of anything but herself and the fire demon in front of her. "Take this, and this! Mwahaha! This is what you get for making an ice apparition cry!"
Botan walked in and asked what all the noise was. Yusuke and Kuwabara pointed to Shizuru.
"Shizuru! Don't do that! Do THIS!" Botan pushed Shizuru to the side and pulled out her oar and began beating Hiei senseless. "This is for all of the pain you caused by not telling Yukina the TRUTH!!!!!!"
Shizuru watched, quite amused, while Yusuke and Kuwabara's mouths were hanging open. "I had no idea she was capable of this..."
"Me neither..."
Botan continued hitting Hiei on the head with her oar as Keiko walked in and said, "Yukina will be out in a minute. She just needs some time alone."
Keiko noticed everyone staring at Botan, so she stared at Botan as well. "BOTAN! Why are you hitting him?!"
Botan stopped to answer, "It's SO MUCH FUN! You can take out ALL of your anger on him, and HE'LL STILL BE OKAY! Come on, try it!"
Keiko looked at Hiei, who was now bruised all over, and started slapping him. "THIS IS FOR ALL OF THE TIMES YOU LIFTED MY SKIRT YOU JERK!!!"
Yusuke was glad that he wasn't in Hiei's position, while Shizuru and Botan sweatdropped. :::Wasn't it Yusuke who did all of that stuff?!:::
Keiko continued slapping Hiei until Yusuke stopped her. "Hey, MY TURN!!!"
Keiko slapped Yusuke on the cheek really hard and walked away, Botan in tow, to check on Yukina. "That was for being a JERK!"
Yusuke started punching and kicking, but he didn't feel quite satisfied. :::Hmmm... I know!:::
Kurama walked in on the strange scene as Yusuke took the fighting stance. "SHOT GUN!"
The attack hit Hiei full force, leaving him kind of burnt. Kurama was shocked. "YUSUKE! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!"
Yusuke explained everything as Kurama examined Hiei again. Kurama glared at everyone. "Oh this is just GREAT. There isn't a plant in ALL OF THE THREE WORLDS THAT WILL HEAL HIM NOW!!!"
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Shizuru backed away from the angry fox demon. After all, it isn't every day that you see Kurama angry. "HOW COULD YOU, HIS FRIENDS, DO THIS TO HIM?! I COULD HAVE HAD HIM HEALED RIGHT NOW, BUT NOOOOO! YOU HAD TO GO AND START BEATING HIM UP LIKE SOME KIND OF SICK PUNCHING BAG! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?! HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?!"
Yusuke asked him, "Do you want to try it?" :::Please let him calm down, please, please...:::
Seems that Yusuke asked the wrong question. Kurama got even angrier and yelled, "NO I DO NOT WANT TO HURT HIEI! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST ASKED ME TO HURT AND PROBABLY KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!"
Yukina, followed by Botan and Keiko, walked in, Yusuke immediately running behind Keiko for protection.
"Why is everyone yelling?" Yukina asked.
At this, everyone but Kurama had a guilty look on. Kurama stepped forward and said, "These BAKAS beat your brother up instead of WAITING FOR ME TO COME BACK TO HEAL HIM! Come Yukina, let's go where they can't harm him!" [Just because Kurama is protecting Hiei DOESN'T MAKE THEM A COUPLE!!! In this story, they are best friends and NOTHING MORE!]
With that, Kurama left, dragging Hiei behind him. Yukina, still not quite sure of what to do, followed behind. They left behind five very ashamed people.
Thankfully, everyone at the Minamino residence was out for the day, so Kurama led Yukina to his house and walked up the stairs to his room. He laid Hiei on his bed to examine him.
"What happened to him?" Yukina asked, worried about the new bruises that Hiei had now.
Kurama explained the whole story while fiddling with various plants.
Yukina's eyes got big and the tears began to fall. "H-how could they...? He's going to be all right, isn't he?"
Yukina sniffed and tried to stop the tears, which had turned into gems on the floor. "If I had been there, maybe I could have stopped them. If I hadn't been crying like a baby he would be all right now!"
Kurama patted Yukina gently and tried to get her to stop crying. "Yukina, Hiei's a strong demon! He's been through worse and lived through it! Don't worry; he'll be quite all right! And never think that it's your fault! If anything, it's mine..."
Yukina couldn't help but cry. After all, Hiei was now in a coma thanks to his so-called friends!
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:::Where the heck am I?::: Hiei looked around and saw that he was in Kurama's home. For some strange reason he was in midair, above everything. Kurama was examining something, what was it? Hiei zoomed in to see that HIS body was on his bed. :::Wait, if my body is there, then why am I here?!:::
Hiei tried to remember what had happened, but he last thing he remembered was the bird attacking him right after Yukina called him 'oniisan'.
:::Wait...
Oniisan?!
Brother?!
Yukina?!
ME?!:::
Hiei shook his head. :::She can't know! Who would have dared tell her?!::: Hiei watched them, while thinking about the problem at hand. Kurama was using different plants to cure his bruises and cuts. Yukina watched Kurama, sniffing occasionally, and Hiei could tell she had been crying. It really hurt Hiei to know that he had been the cause of her tears.
:::What is she crying about?! She shouldn't waste her tears on me!!!:::
Hiei used his Jagan to read Kurama's mind. Before finding out about the 'beat Hiei up' incident, he found what had happened between Botan, Keiko, and Yukina. :::THAT BAKA ONNA TOLD YUKINA!!!!!!!!:::
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REVIEW IF YOU WANT MORE!!!
Sorry the people were out of character and all, but I had to make them that way to follow the story line!
