To the guest that requested it, this chapter's all for you!

One thing guys: I changed it slightly so it was a dare and Monkey gets included in the punishment.

63. Viper and Tigress-Pretended to be pregnant to see Shifu's reaction : Sent on an unimportant mission to the other side of China.

"You ready?" Viper asked

"As I'll ever be." Tigress replied

The two were standing at the base of Peach Tree Hill, at the top of which sat the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom where Master Shifu often meditated. Today was one of those days, as each of the Jade Palace students had been given the day off to meditate. Having each completed-or in Po's case, sort of completed-their meditation, they'd decided to play truth or dare. And on a dare from Mantis, Viper and Tigress had to tell Master Shifu they were pregnant.

Neither of them really wanted to do it, but if it was a choice between Shifu's rage and looking like cowards, they'd choose Shifu's rage. At least facing that wasn't a first, and they wouldn't be alone.

Monkey was hiding nearby to make sure they completed the dare, as were the other males of the Jade Palace, which meant there was no backing out.

The two began to slowly make their way to where Shifu was meditating, really not wanting to go through with it but both unwilling to back. Tigress because of her pride and Viper because of her loyalty to Tigress.

It occurred to Tigress that the slow pace might make their story more believable, but it was only a fleeting thought as they reached the peach tree.

The only sign that Shifu knew they were there was a slight twitch in his ears, but it was enough for the two women to be certain he was aware of their presence.

"Master?" Tigress said slowly

The uncertainty in her voice concerned Shifu, it was rare that his adoptive daughter was ever unsure of her actions and words. Shifu deduced instantly that something was wrong, and quickly grabbed his Master's staff, rising from the lotus position he'd been meditating in to his feet.

"What is it? Is something wrong?" Shifu said, a little too quickly to be casual

Viper and Tigress exchanged one final glance and a slight nod to each other, worrying their Master even more, before turning and speaking in unison.

"We're pregnant."

Shifu's eyes widened to comical proportions as he searched the faces of the girls he considered his daughters, looking for a sign that what they were saying was untrue. But the fear on their faces made Shifu truly believe what they were saying, and it was with a great deal of effort that he didn't black out there and then.

He clutched Oogway's staff for support, trying not to sink to his knees as Viper and Tigress looked at him with genuine fear in their eyes, though unbeknownst to him it was fear of the punishment they would receive when their Master found out they were lying.

Suddenly, laughter could be heard from a nearby bush. The three standing on the hill turned and saw monkey, whose laughter had proven stronger than his will, struggling to stop as he was caught in Shifu's glare.

"Everybody else join him." Shifu commanded, and Po, Mantis and Crane trudged reluctantly from the bushes they'd been hiding in

Everybody watched, holding their breath as Shifu's eye began to twitch in the way that meant they were in serious trouble. He forced himself to be calm, closing his eyes and breathing deeply before he spoke again.

"I take it you were dared to do this?" He said to Viper and Tigress, who nodded silently "I won't ask who dared you." Shifu said, staring pointedly at Monkey

They waited for Shifu to dish out punishments, and it came as a great shock when this wasn't the next thing he said.

"Students you're dismissed."

The Next Morning

The Furious Five and Dragon Warrior stood outside their bedroom doors as the morning gong, even Po had gone to the effort of waking up early. They didn't want to make Shifu madder than he probably always was.

"Good morning students." Shifu said as he stepped through the doors, and they couldn't help but notice he seemed a little too happy

"Good morning Master." They all said together

"I have received word of a mission that will need immediate attention. Monkey, Tigress and Viper, you will be going to a village in a far off province to assist in the retrieval of some supplies that have fallen into a ravine in a recent storm." Shifu said, smiling cruelly

"Yes Master." Said the three students in question, bowing

Everyone else went to train, leaving Monkey, Viper and Tigress to pack their things. Monkey knew he was being glared at through the walls, and he didn't dare imagine what Viper and Tigress were going to put him through while they were on the mission.

"Are you ready?" Tigress asked coldly, standing at his door with a pack that contained both her and Viper's things

"Yes." Monkey said, pulling his own pack on

After the got back three weeks later, Monkey refused to play truth or dare for months, and he never would say why. It might have had something to do with the sadistically amused smiles Tigress and Viper wore whenever he was asked to join their games, but nobody ever did find out.

Ok, so three chapters (of two different stories) out in one night? I'm on a roll. Next one won't be until tomorrow most likely, but it's going to be two in one-25. Monkey and Po-Trapped Mantis in the trunk of an ironwood tree after he stole both of their secret stashes of food : Rescued Mantis two days later when they realised he was still trapped and 26. Monkey and Po-'Borrowed' Shifu's staff to aid the rescue of Mantis after he got himself even more stuck : Wacked over the head with said staff several times and made to punch the ironwood trees every day for a week.

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