"Alright, looks like Thor's daughter is the last one in the trailers, then we get to the actual show." Stark said.
"The girl is not my daughter, Stark! Granted, she does look like she could be, but I assure you she's not!" Thor said defensively.
"Ooh, getting defensive. Secret family we don't know about, Blondie?" Hulk taunted.
"You are nearing a line you should not cross, Hulk!" Thor snapped, holding his hand out to summon Mjolnir, before Cap and Hawkeye got in between them to calm them down.
"Alright then, Blondie. It's your time to shine." Widow said, playing the next trailer.
A quote faded in:
"Scathing eyes ask that we be symmetrical, one sided and easily processed. Yet every misshapen spark's unseen beauty is greater than its would be judgement."
"What's that mean?" Hulk asked.
"I think it means just be yourself. Be happy with who you are, don't worry about what other people think. Everyone's beautiful in their own way." Steve explained.
"'Tis a powerful message indeed." Thor said, the other Avengers smiling and nodding.
Yang was shown riding her motorcycle through the streets of Vale (Steve silently nodded, approving the choice of vehicle). She eventually stopped in front of a club that is blasting music. As she walked through the club, she saw Roman Torchwick ending a conversation with Junior.
"Something tells me we're gonna be seeing more of that guy who just left in the future." Tony said.
"He does have that mob boss look about him." Hawkeye agreed.
"So the guy he's talking to is in cahoots with him." Hulk said.
"More than likely." Tony confirmed.
She made her way to the bar where Junior stood. "Strawberry Sunrise. No ice. Oh, and one of those little umbrellas." Yang said to the bartender.
"Nice choice." Tony said approvingly.
"She's too young to be drinking." Cap said with a small glare.
"Chill, Cap. One drink every once in a while never hurt anyone." Tony countered.
"The lass seems to be on a mission. It wouldn't be wise to drink and impair herself." Thor said.
"She's probably trying to get information from the guy, I doubt she's really there to drink." Widow said.
"Aren't you a little young to be in this club, Blondie?" Junior asked.
Yang giggled. "Aren't you a little old to have a name like Junior?" She asked.
"He is." Tony and Clint agreed, chuckling a bit.
"So, looks like we're not getting her name just yet. Hopefully we hear it by the end of the trailer." Widow said, somewhat disappointed.
"Blondie, huh? She's even got your nickname!" Hulk taunted Thor again.
"You are trying patience..." Thor said.
"So you know who I am. You got a name, sweetheart?" He asked.
"Yes, Junior, I've got several. But instead of sweetheart, you can just call me sir." She said, running her hand down his just, then suddenly grabbed his groin and squeezed it painfully causing Junior to cry out in pain comically.
All the male Avengers, even Hulk, winced and crossed their legs at this while Widow simply smirked. "Told you. I've put that method to good use a few times before... And probably will again." She said, giving the other Avengers a sly, dangerous look that made them all gulp.
"People say you know everything," She started, bringing her scroll up to his face, showing him a picture. "Tell me where I can find her and I'll let you go." She bargained.
"I've never seen her before, I swear!" Junior said, straining in pain.
"Excuse me?" Yang demanded, squeezing harder.
"I swear, sir!" Junior said, still straining.
"Is it bad I want her to let him go?" Tony asked.
"Very few people deserve that. I don't fault you." Cap said.
Junior's henchmen began to gather around. "Hmm, looks like we have an audience. This must kind of embarrassing for you, huh? Awkward..." Yang teased.
"Understatement of the year, folks." Hawkeye said.
"Listen, Blondie sir. If you want to make it out of this club alive, I suggest you let me go. Now!" Junior pleaded, straining. She let go and Junior sighed in relief. "You'll pay for that!" He snapped. He put on his sunglasses and walked away from her.
"You know, clubs need bouncers, but I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to use AXES." Tony said, noting the axes most of the thugs are carrying.
Yang followed closely behind. "Oh Junior, I was just playing with you! Don't be so sensitive! Come on, lets kiss and make up, okay?" She offered, leaning forward a bit and puckering up.
Junior stopped and turned around. "Huh? Uh, okay." He agreed, leaning in, puckering up his lips.
"Really? We were just telling Stark she's too young." Cap said angrily.
"She's not really going to kiss him. Watch." Widow said, knowing from personal experience where this would go.
The instant they were about to connect, she punched him in the face sending him flying across the room, breaking through a glass pillar and crashing into the bar on the other side. He looked up, dazed, with hearts flying around his head dizzily, a cocktail mixer falling on his head, knocking him out.
"Whoa!" Tony and Clint said at the same time, shocked at how far she sent him flying, even through a glass pillar.
"Told you." Widow said confidently.
"Serves him right." Steve said.
"YEAH! Good hit!" Hulk cheered.
"Such strength for one so young! Most impressive!" Thor said approvingly.
The surrounding henchmen respond by charging at Yang, who deployed Ember Celica, changing the gold bracelets into gauntlets, ejecting a shotgun shell and jumping up into the air, readying a fist, which appeared to be on fire, slamming the fiery punch into the ground, sending a ripple through the dance floor that knocked the incoming henchmen off their feet.
"Odin's beard! This girl must easily be the strongest of the 4 we've seen!" Thor said in shock.
"She punches stuff! I just found my favorite!" Hulk said.
"Definitely the most straightforward of them, but that's not always a bad thing." Cap said.
"Hey, Stark, I changed my mind about sticking with the shock sticks. If you could upgrade my stingers to be like those, that'd be great." Widow said.
"I'd probably make a pair for myself first." Tony said.
"Shotgun gauntlets. Let's see her put 'em to some good use!" Hawkeye said.
As the henchmen got up, Yang charged at one, jumping into the air and performing a somersault kick on her first victim. She then turned around and uppercut a second one, following it up with a spinning kick that sent another two tumbling away.
"Looks like she's a kickboxer. It's nice to see some of the simpler styles every so often." Cap said.
"With a little high tech weaponry to back it up." Tony agreed.
"Simpler definitely doesn't always mean less effective." Widow added.
As the rest charged at her, Yang shot at the first one in front of her and kicked behind her at another. Another henchman swung at her from behind, but she swept his legs out from under him and punched him up into the air, only to slam him into the ground. She then took a couple steps toward an oncoming henchman to jump up and launched herself off of him, allowing her to deliver a flying punch to another henchman. This was quickly followed by her rushing forward as she dispatched yet another nearby opponent. As the fallen henchman collapsed, he landed on the henchman behind him, sending him stumbling back. He attempted to block the oncoming punch from Yang, but to no avail, as Yang simply broke straight through her opponent's guard before delivering an uppercut.
"Yeah! Get 'em!" Hulk cheered.
"Yes! The brawl with fists are too few and far between! This is a spectacle worth watching!" Thor cheered as well.
"Sad to say, looks like she's got us beat, too." Clint said.
"From the looks of things, she's definitely stronger, but we've beaten people stronger than us before. But, I'd be lying if I said I want to fight her." Steve said.
"I'd like to see her mix it up a little, maybe show off just what those gauntlets can do." Widow said.
She then noticed several more assailants approaching from behind and fired a shot, using the recoil to send her flying towards yet another group of enemies. She elbowed the first henchman and kicked him away while another attempted to swing at her, but was promptly blocked and shot in the face. Yang then swung around under his arm and punched him once more. This was followed by another spin as she kicked, punched, and kicked him again, with the final hit sending him flying backwards through a glass pillar.
"Wish granted, Nat." Hawkeye said.
"She definitely didn't disappoint." Widow said.
"Using the recoil of her own weapon to propel herself and add power to her hits. Very impressive." Steve analyzed.
"My repulsors work pretty similarly. They're just as much for helping me get around as they are for helping me fight." Tony said.
"She's fast and strong. Good combo." Hulk said.
"Indeed! The girl is even fierce enough to be my daughter." Thor said.
"So you admit it?" Hulk smirked.
"No, I do not! I'm saying I'd like to have a child like her, not that I do!" Thor said.
Yang turned around to see the final henchman charge and swing at her. She promptly blocked the blow and punched his chin, stunning him and allowing her to follow up with a flurry of blows that conclude with an uppercut that launched him into the air. Yang then delivered a final punch that sent him flying back.
"That looks like all of them." Steve said, before they saw the DJ reaching for a machine gun.
"Or not!" Hawkeye said, surprised.
Upon clearing the dance floor, Yang spotted the DJ pulling out a machine gun before firing down at her from his booth. Yang charged towards the booth, dashing from side to side in order to avoid the incoming fire. Once close enough, she jumped up, firing her shotgun-gauntlets at the floor for additional propulsion. As she landed, she places a hand on the mixing desk before swinging her legs around, kicking the DJ in the face. This sent him stumbling back. Yang then spun and landed with her back facing him, only to fire once more to elbow him in the face. She then slammed his face into the table, picked him up, and launched him off by firing. He landed at Melanie and Miltia Malachite's feet, unconscious, with his "helmet" rolling away.
"Oh, come on! She can even dodge machine gun fire while running at the shooter! When did teenage girls become better than us?!" Hawkeye asked.
"Since this apparently. But she also stayed on the move to make it hard to hit her. She was smart about it. But yeah, still no denying she's crazy fast like the others." Steve said.
"Who're those girls!?" Hulk demanded.
"Likely more challengers for our young heroine. Let us see how they fair against her!" Thor said eagerly.
"Melanie, who is this girl?" Miltia asked.
"I dunno Miltia but we should teach her a lesson." Melanie said.
"Oh, valley girls." Natasha said with slight annoyance.
"You can try." Tony said, not confident in their odds.
"They seem close, so I'm assuming they're pretty well coordinated and know how to fight together." Steve assumed.
Yang ejected the current casings from Ember Celica, loaded another belt of ammunition into each gauntlet and jumped from the podium, unleashing a barrage of shell-shots in mid-air at the Malachite Sisters, which they evaded by backflipping away. After recomposing, the sisters charged at Yang as she landed on the dance floor, continuing her barrage. As the sisters split to opposing sides, with Yang focusing her barrage on Melanie, they began their counterattack, with Melanie dodging and deflecting Yang's bullets while Miltia took a swipe at Yang from behind.
Ducking to avoid Miltia's strike at the last second, Yang turned and fired at her, only to have Miltia jump to avoid it as Melanie landed behind Yang and retaliated with a heel-kick. Yang blocked the kick with her gauntlets forcing herself back a distance away from the sisters.
"Good strategy, splitting up, making her focus one over the other, letting them work their way in to attack from the front and the back." Steve analyzed.
"Big deal. They didn't land any attacks on her." Hulk said.
"She's fine for now, but if they keep up the tag team effort, they're gonna catch her off-guard eventually. They already put her on the defensive after some SERIOUS offense." Tony said.
Yang quickly grounded herself and fired a round at them, which Melanie deflected with a front-flip heel-kick off into a pillar. Miltia quickly closed in on Yang and delivered a couple of swipes that Yang defended against, only to have Melanie follow up with a series of jump-kicks while Yang was off-balanced. Blocking each attack, Yang quickly fired a round in response, which Melanie ducked to avoid. Miltia swooped in with a downwards swipe while Melanie swept Yang's right leg and finished with a series of kicks that made contact, launching Yang across the stage.
"The two are indeed formidable together. A difficult obstacle to overcome." Thor said.
"If she could separate them, that'll already lighten the load, but the two seem to rely on each other, so without the other, they'll be at a huge disadvantage." Widow analyzed this time.
"Not to mention that Miltia girl seems a little timid. Getting separated from Melanie might be a big hit to her confidence and she could slip up pretty easy." Tony added.
"Come on, Blondie, smash 'em!" Hulk cheered.
Yang rolled and quickly regained her footing, firing both gauntlets to propel her back across the stage and landing a hard right punch onto Melanie's face, knocking her down. While Melanie lied stunned on the floor, Yang confronted Miltia in close-range melee combat, with Yang firing rounds with each punch thrown and Miltia defending with her claws. However, Yang overwhelmed her with a low kick, a series of boosted body shots, and a final round from Ember Celica, blasting Miltia off the stage.
"Told ya." Tony said.
"I hate any chance you get to say that." Hawkeye groaned.
Melanie finally recovered from Yang's punch just in time to see her sister get flung into a pillar overhead. Yang confronted her by firing off a round at close-range, which Melanie again avoided by backflipping. After avoiding another round into the ground, Melanie retaliated with an upward leg swipe before kicking a third round point-blank in order to deflect it. Both Yang and Melanie resorted to close-range melee combat, with Yang throwing boosted punches and blocking with her gauntlets while Melanie kicked and swiped as she defended with the blades of her boots. A hard side-kick pushed Yang away as each take a second of reprieve before Melanie closed in on Yang.
"It also looks like this girl doesn't handle kicks very well. That could be a problem in the future." Steven added.
"Neither one's done yet. We can only wait and see." Widow said.
"Come on, get her!" Hulk roared.
Feinting with her boots to keep Yang off-balanced, Melanie shifted herself along the stage, forcing Yang to back-step continuously. This left Yang unable to ground herself while defending against Melanie's feints and kicks. A longer series of kicks from Melanie allowed Yang to finally ground herself, spinning to dodge Melanie's last kick while retracting Ember Celica and landed a body blow with her left elbow. Yang quickly grabbed Melanie's right arm and used it to twist and spin the rest of Melanie's body, using the built-up momentum to land a final devastating jump-kick to Melanie's face, knocking her down.
"YEAH!" Hulk cheered.
"Well fought!" Thor cheered as well.
"The girl's certainly got some kicks of her own." Tony said.
"Spinning and twisting her around like that is probably what I would've done. The girl's got some good moves." Widow said.
"Yeah, but something tells me it's not over just yet. Melanie got back up after only a minute or so. Remember who had a lot longer than that to recover by now." Steve said.
The holograms in the club suddenly turned off and a spotlight shined around as the Malachite twins retreated from the dancefloor turned arena, the spot lights falling on Junior as he brought out his Bazooka. "You're gonna pay for this." He said angrily.
"She already knocked you out once, buddy. You're just giving her an even better reason to do it again." Widow said.
"A bazooka?" Hawkeye said in disbelief.
"From everything we saw, we can guess he owns this club. Shooting off a bunch of missiles in your own place isn't the brightest idea. The damages and insurance will be hell. I know from experience." Tony said.
"The girl's already wrecked the place, he might as well go all out." Steve said.
Junior fired off a stream of rockets from his weapon's bazooka form, and Yang backflipped and side rolled to dodge several. Upon righting herself, Yang then destroyed several more incoming rockets with well-placed shots from Ember Celica.
"Forget the machine gun, Clint, dodging and shooting rockets out of the air is what you should be jealous of." Steve said in disbelief.
"If those are anything like rockets we have here, they're going about 294 meters per second, or 660 miles per hour. So to blast 5 or 6 of them out of the air like she did, she'd have to be moving at least 40% faster than them, so she'd have to be punching and shooting those faster than the speed of sound." Tony said in shock.
"Yep. It's official. We can't compete with her." Hawkeye said, his eyes open super wide.
"Props to her, then." Widow said.
Advancing, Junior changed his weapon to its bat form and struck at Yang multiple times, with the latter managing to defend and block all but one, causing her to recoil and stumble. This gave Junior an opening to hit her in the face, sending her flying backwards into a glass structure.
"How are they not getting cut to shreds by all this glass?" Hawkeye asked.
"Blake and Adam survived getting hit with a giant laser. Compared to that, broken glass is nothing to worry about." Widow said.
Yang pushed herself to her feet, her hair ablaze and shining gold. She then slammed her fists together, creating a minor shockwave, before dashing forward. Junior armed his rocket launcher and started firing wildly, each shot missing as Yang sidestepped and evaded them. She quickly closed the gap between them, dodging a strike from Junior before laying into him, landing seven punches, each amplified by her weaponry. The final punch sent Junior flying back, his weapon broken in two, one piece of it in one hand, a lock of Yang's hair in the other
"Oh, she's gonna be mad now." Widow said, knowing that's the easiest way to anger any woman...
... And Thor. "No! Not her hair! You never mess with a warrior's hair!" He shouted, horrified at the thought of losing his own long, flowing mane.
"Smash him up good for that!" Hulk cheered.
"You didn't notice that apparently she has some sort of fire powers as well?" Steve asked, surprised.
"These girls keep surprising us." Tony said.
The sight enraged Yang, who promptly engulfs herself in a huge explosion of fire, which shattered the dance floor. She then charged Junior at an astonishing speed, landing one final blow square in the jaw, which sent him flying through a window into the street, landing in front of Red, incapacitated, effectively ending the fight. Yang came outside shortly after.
"Man, he is looking at one hefty repair bill." Tony said.
"After a hit like that, he's lucky to be alive." Steve said.
"Oh, look. Red's here." Hawkeye said.
"The two must know each other. Hopefully they'll say each other's names." Widow said.
"Yang? Is that you?" Red asked.
"Yang. An excellent name for such a powerful young beauty." Thor said.
"She's my favorite, that's for sure. Now what's Red's name?" Hulk asked as if they TV could hear him.
"Oh! Hey sis!" Yang said happily, her eyes turning back to their normal lilac color.
"They're sisters!? But they don't look anything alike!" Hawkeye said.
"Maybe they're half-sisters I'm guessing different mothers." Tony said.
"What are you doing here?" Red asked. A side image is shown of the sisters standing across from each other, allowing for a better view of the moon.
"Okay, so the moon is nearly broken in half. How can this world survive?" Tony asked.
Yang sighed before the screen cut to black. "It's a long story." Yang said.
The RWBY title pans from the left of the screen before unveiling all four characters: Red, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long.
"That's all of them. And all of the trailers. Now we can finally move onto the real show." Tony said.
"They better tell us who Red is, then. I'm sick of not knowing." Hulk said.
"It is strange. She was the first introduced, yet we know the least about her." Thor agreed.
"Then let's keep watching and see what we find out." Steve said.
"What do you say, birthday girl? It's your call." Hawkeye said, looking at Black Widow.
"I say it's time to get the real show started." Widow said, playing the first episode: Ruby Rose.
A/N: Finally! The last of the trailers! Now onto the real show. Thanks again to all of you who have favorited, followed, reviewed and all around supported this story, it means a lot to me. Also, I hope I was right with the bit of math I gave about Yang having to move so fast to stop the rockets. Wiz should've brought that up in the Death Battle, surely that's a feat worth calculating. So if any of you reading this are really good with math and can help me calculate some of these feats in future episodes, I would really appreciate it. But for now, I hope you enjoy this chapter until I can get the next one finished and posted. It may take me longer than the trailers, so please, bear with me.
