1. adverb
2. adjective
3. number
4. verb
5. adjective
6. verb, past tense
7. adjective
8. noun
9. verb, past tense
10. adjective
11. noun
12. adjective
13. adjective
14. noun
15. verb, -ed
16. adverb
17. noun
18. noun
19. verb, -ed
20. adjective
21. adjective
22. verb
23. verb, past tense
24. noun
25. verb
26. adverb
27. adjective

***DON'T SCROLL PAST THIS POINT UNTIL YOU ARE FINISHED***

-X-X-X-

The Adventures of the Fellowship, Part 2

The Fellowship _(1)_ clustered around Moria's _(2)_ gates. After Gandalf tried _(3)_ spells to _(4)_ the doors – none of which were _(5)_ – Frodo _(6)_ the riddle and the group entered the mines. Suddenly, a/an _(7)_ _(8)_ emerged out of the water and attacked the Fellowship! But they bravely _(9)_ the creature off, and began their journey through Moria.

After several days of travel, they came to the _(10)_ tomb of Balin. Reading from an old _(11)_, they realized that they were _(12)_. Orcs and a/an _(13)_ cave-troll attacked, and in the _(14)_ that followed, Frodo was _(15)_. _(16)_, his mithril _(17)_ protected him. The Fellowship fled toward the _(18)_ of Khazad-dûm, a Balrog in hot pursuit.

As they _(19)_ the _(20)_ bridge, the Balrog caught up. In a/an _(21)_ feat of wizardry, Gandalf cried "You shall not _(22)_!" and the Balrog _(23)_. But the Balrog's fiery _(24)_ caught Gandalf's leg, and both of them vanished into the abyss.

Outside the mines, the survivors paused to _(25)_ for Gandalf. But Aragorn _(26)_ roused them, and they headed for the _(27)_ woods of Lothlórien.

To Be Continued

-X-X-X-

Example (with words provided, as usual, by my sister)

The Fellowship stealthily clustered around Moria's furry gates. After Gandalf tried 53 spells to stalk the doors – none of which were beautiful – Frodo flew the riddle and the group entered the mines. Suddenly, a gravelly brooch emerged out of the water and attacked the Fellowship! But they bravely coughed the creature off, and began their journey through Moria.

After several days of travel, they came to the drippy tomb of Balin. Reading from an old bubble, they realized that they were creepy. Orcs and a flaky cave-troll attacked, and in the lamp that followed, Frodo was knitted. Frostily, his mithril duck protected him. The Fellowship fled toward the orchid of Khazad-dûm, a Balrog in hot pursuit.

As they cooked the breathtaking bridge, the Balrog caught up. In a frilly feat of wizardry, Gandalf cried "You shall not bleat!" and the Balrog shaved. But the Balrog's fiery necktie caught Gandalf's leg, and both of them vanished into the abyss.

Outside the mines, the survivors paused to flop for Gandalf. But Aragorn coldly roused them, and they headed for the tasty woods of Lothlórien.

To Be Continued

-X-X-X-

AN: Normally, I try my hardest to reply individually to every signed review, but since this isn't really a conventional story with conventional reviews, I haven't been doing that. Sorry guys, but despite how awesome and hilarious "Resourcefulness: Lazy" or "Legolas, Species: Fork" is, there isn't much to say in response besides that it is, well, awesome and hilarious. So just know that I read and laugh at every single review! Thanks so much to everyone!