Okay, so I used Rayc Petite's idea, well sort, it kind of got a little more bloody than that. Rory is very ooc but remeber, these fanfics aren't serious at all. Oh, by the way, I do take requests, I mean, there's only so much crazy a girl can be! I won't be updating for a while because I'm going camping, but read, review, and request and I'll make all your violent dreams about Logan's death come true!
Logan Huntzberger was making smoothes for himself and his fiancée, Rory. "ADD CHOCOLATE SYRUP!" she cheered. She grabbed some chocolate syrup and poured it in. Logan smiled, his girlfriend was insane.
"I thought we agreed on a fruit smoothie, you know, with fruit, and only fruit."
"Chocolate's a fruit!" Rory took the chocolate syrup bottle and started to pour it in her mouth. Logan smiled and kissed, sucking the chocolate out of her mouth. She frowned; "My chocolate!" and she poured more in her mouth.
"MY RING!" Rory shouted.
Her engagement ring fell into the blender as she went to pour more chocolate in it. Instantly Logan shoved his hand into the blender. He tried to grab the ring but fail. When he pulled his fingers out they were bleeding and half were cut off.
"Haha, blood!" Rory forgot all about the ring and laughed at Logan. She licked the blood, "Yummy."
Logan stared at his hand, "Oh my God, oh my God, my fingers, they're gone!"
"Yeah, that's too bad. Unfortunately you don't have spontaneous regeneration like Claire on Heroes, dude, that's an awesome show!"
"Rory!"
"Okay, okay, I'll buy you the Season 1 DVD, you don't have to yell at me."
"Rory!"
"Is the smoothie done? I'm hungry."
"RORY!"
"What?"
Logan ran to the counter in order to grabbed the phone (with his good hand of course). A knife that was sitting on the edge of the counter went right into his gut.
"Ugg!"
"Sweetie, you okay?" Rory asked, while drinking her fruit/chocolate/blood/fingers smoothie. She walked over to Logan and saw the knife in his gut. "Oh, let me get that for you," she pulled it out.
"Ugg!"
"Haha, more blood…Logan…hello!" she leaned close to him, "…your not breathing…are you dead?" more blood spilled onto the floor, "Wow, you are dead…I want a pizza!"
