A/N: Yeah, I know, it's been forever! Don't shoot! Well, here's the next entry, which is really a continuation of the last installment, so it's like Part B to the previous Part A. Erm, this chapter kindof wrote itself... which may be bad or good, depending on your view of things. Lots of swearing, and a few sexual references, but overall, I think it's a pretty damn good chapter. Ooops, I mean darn. Damn! My backspace isn't working! Anyway, on with the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own McFly, but I will. You know, when I eventually become famous.
Last time, in the McFLY journal…
Hahaha, I got them good. I'm actually not mad, it's a dumb name anyway. I shall christen you...
And now, to continue the entry…
…Noodle Puck the Pumpkin Hero of Muffy-Joe town, Lord of the Spongebob-Elias Providence (also known as Ronnie the Evil Dark Maggot Queen).
Doug, that's…
Awesome! Who knew you had such an imagination!
I couldn't have done it without some people… so thanks to my lovely fans… iheartdrummers (shouldn't that be bassists?), Shealtiel…
How do you pronounce that? Sheel-teel? SheAL-teAL?
…xHeavilyxBroken…
That's such a sad name.
I know! I cried… okay, I didn't, but I felt like I could have. LlamasCanMcFly and biach-princess-leah, you guys think alike!
LLAMAS ROCK!!
Weihnachtskeks3, I couldn't tell if it was supposed to be Murffy or Muffy, but I like Muffy better, so I assumed you weren't a very good speller!
That's not very nice, Doug.
Oh, cry me a river…
Build me a bridge and get over it! Sorry, lame joke.
Hahaha, that was great Doug!
Thanks!
Whine-knack-tess-kicks-three…
No, it's why-hack-tis-kiks-three.
You're both wrong! It's when-achoo-this-kinks-three!
Where the hell do you get 'kinks'?
I dunno, but I feel kinky…
Oh, take it upstairs… don't wanna give poor Tom a heart attack…
Only if you're coming with me, big boy.
Be there in a minute… we have to finish these thanks…
Aw, but I…
Don't. Want. To. Know!
Anyway… Mrs. Dougie Lee Poynter, I'm sorry, but I'm taken.
Since when?
Did you not here the little rendezvous me and Danny have planned?
You can spell that?
What, rendezvous?
Yeah!
There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Danny.
Mmm, kinky.
ANYWAY.
Right, twinkley-toes, that was a long message, and honestly, I got lost.
Not a surprise.
Tom, am I going to have to punish you?
What!
Oh yeah, Doug, we still have that whip…
…and the handcuffs…
…and the blindfold!
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
You can't be fucking God! That's sacrilegious!
Get back to the thanks before I beat you both.
Never seen that side of you, Tom.
Yeah, never expected you'd be one for the kinkier side of things…
I'm not!
So what ARE you into?
None of your goddamn business!
Swearing, mum! Sirius's Daughter, that was a very…
…articulate…
Yeah, what Kink-Boy said, message.
IDK, my BFF Jill?
Haha, love that advert. TISNF!
Like OMG, INBD!
Guys, are you stable?
Nice question… I've discovered that I am indeed quite stable.
Could have fooled me.
Aw, is poor Tommy mad that we nosed into your sex life?
Or lack thereof…
Just finish these thanks, please.
Fine. Ninasan, you should PM theultimateshipper and tell her what that means, coz I'm interested in this story of yours!
What kind of name is 'theultimateshipper'?
What kind of name is 'Danny'?
Not what I meant, Doug. What does it mean?
Well, I s'pose (acts smart) that she is a fan of all relationships in every fandom imaginable, including Just My Luck…
So, people put us into relationships?
Yeah, like Dougie/Danny…
They hit that straight on, didn't they?
Damn straight.
Guys, this act has gotta stop.
You're ruining the fun!
Well, I can guess that she 'ships' everything from me and Danny to Tom and James.
Oh Lord, this is why I never go on the message boards.
Well, is this the end of the thanks?
Yep.
So Dan, about that rendezvous…
Mmm, say that again.
Rendezvous.
Danny, that better be something in your pocket…
TalktoyoulaterNoodlePuckthe PumpkinHeroofMuffy-Joetown,LordoftheSpongebob-EliasProvidence(alsoknownasRonnietheEvilDarkMaggotQueen).
I'm in a house with a couple of queers… someone help!
