Kagaya: Hello again, and here's chapter 4!

Hungary: We reveal my assistant today! Did you guys guess who she is!

Kagaya: Are we going to be nice to Italy and Germany today, Hungary?

Hungary: Maybe...

Kagaya and Hungary: Please enjoy this chapter!


The girl looked at Hungary with a blank stare on her face. Hungary stared back with gleaming eyes, "My dear assistant Kagaya, (surprise!) I would appreciate your help right about now!" Kagaya looked at Italy who was whimpering, his eyes wide, and a blush across his face. Kagaya rushed to Hungary's side and released her grip of Italy. Italy in turn looked at the girl in pure happiness. Kagaya stood in front of Italy in a protective manner.

She sighed, Kagaya was a short girl (shorter than Hungary) with brown skin and short black hair that stopped at just at the nape of her neck. "Hungary, you know that if your fangirl emotions get out of hand you could pass out from loss of blood don't you?" Hungary stared at her assistant, "Your fangirl side is worse than mine! And have you taken a close look at Italy yet?" she retorted. Then she stormed over to Kagaya and turned her around to face Italy.

Italy was crying a bit, the dress about to slide off his shoulders. Kagaya eyes widened, "Oh…my…gosh." Kagaya whipped out her camera and started taking loads of pictures. She turned to Hungary, "He's perfect! Where did you find him!" continued taking pictures until Hungary walked out the door dragging Kagaya with her. "Ve?" Italy said confused as the door shut.

"President you're a genius! How did you find a perfect uke like him?" Kagaya whispered.

"A-ha! So you noticed too my dear assistant? Now you understand my motive?" Hungary declared quietly.

"But we need a seme for someone like him! But who?"

"Don't worry I've already found someone who's absolutely perfect!"

"Who?"

Hungary retrieved her camera and showed the lovely picture she took of Italy and Germany a while ago. Kagaya observed the picture, and squealed. "W-Where can we find him, Hungary?" Hungary gave her assistant an 'are you serious?' face. "He was laying on that table inside the clubroom." Kagaya blinked, "Oh, but he was awfully quiet." Hungary froze for a second, then ran into the club room. "I forgot he was unconscious!" she told Kagaya. The assistant followed Hungary inside, Italy was sitting in a chair, with the dress still on, (he has no idea how to take it off, it was very complicated) staring at the knocked out Germany.

"How do we wake up Germany? Will he wake up again?" Italy asked, worried. Kagaya told Italy and Hungary to step forward. Her voice got serious and commanding, "Okay, we have to do this quick! If we don't he'll be out for the whole day! Italy! Pinch Germany's his nose!" Italy hesitated, then did as he was told when the assistant hissed. Kagaya covered Germany's mouth. "Now we wait…" Kagaya said. They waited for about 2 minutes. "How long is it going to take?" Italy asked. "Dunno." Kagaya answered. "But he can hold his breath for a pretty long time."

Germany's face drained in color, and he looked like he was going to slip into a coma. "Okay, now let go!" Kagaya commanded. She and Italy let go of Germany. He immediately sat up and started sputtering and gagging for air. Italy watched in happiness, while the two fangirls smiled slyly. Germany opened his eyes and looked around the room, and the first thing he saw was Italy in a dress. The two girls quickly hid to see how the story would unfold.

Italy smiled at Germany, his innocent eyes, and happy aura was almost tangible enough to see. Germany (not knowing whether he was dreaming or not) couldn't take his eyes off Italy. Truth be told, he thought Italy looked adorable. "Wait adorable?" Germany wondered to himself. He tried to get the thought out of his head. Then Germany remembered that Italy had tripped and fallen, and he caught him, but then everything went black. "Um, so Italy, are you okay?" Germany inquired.

"Ve? Yes, I'm fine, just a little embarrassed."

"About what? Did something happen while I was passed out?"

Italy stumbled over his words, "W-well nothing happened b-between you and me… I mean, um well." Italy covered his face with his hands. Germany raised an eyebrow, not sure if he was satisfied with the answer that he was given.

"One more thing, Italy." Germany continued. Italy peeked out from behind his hands. "How did I get in here?"

Italy opened his mouth, but couldn't formulate any words. Hungary and Kagaya saw that it was apparent that absolutely nothing was going to happen, so they emerged from their hiding places. "I can answer that." Hungary interrupted. Germany turned around to meet her. She smiled at him, "Poor Italy was so flustered about his friend being passed out on the floor, he didn't know what to do. So he asked me to help, and I did without any hesitation. And what's more, Italy said he'd anything in return."

Kagaya walked behind Italy, and put her hands on his shoulders, "So until further notice, Italy is our property." Italy felt a chill go down his spine. He's their property now? Germany's face became slightly irritated, "Wait, you can't do that! It's against school policy, right?" Hungary put her hands on her hips haughtily (almost identical to Prussia) and laughed, "It's not against school policy because, the headmaster doesn't think that there would be any student that would do something like this!"

"And that is exactly why we do this!" Kagaya and Hungary said in unison.

Germany was at a loss for words. He was a school representative, and knew the school rules backwards and forwards, but he realized that there was nothing in the rulebook that even pertained to something like this! Hungary slapped Germany on the back, pulling him out of a daze, "Don't worry my dear Germany, you're our property too! When Italy signed up, you signed up as well!" Hungary grabbed her trademark frying pan out of thin air, "You won't refuse correct?"

"That frying pan won't hurt that bad." Germany stated fearlessly.

"Probably not, but what about Italy!" Hungary nodded at Kagaya. The assistant pushed Italy towards Germany, and Italy crashed into him. "Ve…" Italy whined. Kagaya (using her superior photography skills) quickly captured the picture. Hungary smiled, "Good work assistant." Hungary started pacing the floor. "Now Germany, you wouldn't like it if that photo just happened to start floating around the school would you?" She smile a sugary smile. Germany was in a corner, he didn't want to give up, it was against everything he stood for. But he certainly want that photo around the school.

Germany sighed in defeat, "Fine, just tell me what you us to do." Hungary and Kagaya looked at each other and smiled fangirl smiles. "Assistant!" Hungary said. Kagaya stepped forward and handed them each a schedule, then stepped back to Hungary's side. "You guys will report to us everyday at 3:15 p.m everyday. And stay until 5:00. Do not tell anyone about this. That's all you need to know for now." Kagaya instructed, then she checked her phone's time. "As of now it is 3:00, since we kept you for so long, you are dismissed for the day, have a nice evening!" Italy piped up, "W-wait! Don't I need to change back into my clothes?"

"Oh yeah, I forgot." Kagaya said absently. She retrieved his uniform, and handed it to him. Italy changed back quickly, not bothered by the girls that were present. Germany pushed Italy out the door and they started walking to the main door, that lead to the exit.


Outside the School

"Today was an eventful first day, Germany!" Italy blurted. They were sitting on the front steps of the school.

"Yeah, eventful." Germany replied pinching the bridge of his nose.

"I like this school Germany, it's full of many different people. Don't you?"

"Yeah it's pretty nice when you really think about it." Germany smiled genuinely again.

Italy looked wistfully at the sky, "Such a clear blue sky, it's beautiful. AH! The time! I'm sorry Germany I have to get home!" Italy ran out the school gates, "I'll see you tomorrow Germany!" Italy called waving. Germany waved back, and smiled. "This is going to be a heck of a school year." Germany told himself.


Kagaya: Agh! Germany! You should have walked Italy home!

Hungary: I could do something about it!

Kagaya: We should do something about it!

Hungary: Oh yeah, Germany and Italy are going to do some fanmail! If you have any questions about anything just post it when you review!

Kagaya: The questions will be addressed at the beginning of each chapter!

Hungary: Or maybe at the end of each chapter...

Kagaya: Speaking of chapters, I forgot to mention, Lovi goes to UN High too. Sorry...

Hungary: He's older than Feli of course, so he's in a higher grade.

Kagaya and Hungary: See you next chapter! ^^