Disclamer: I don't own anything from twilight new moon eclipse or breaking dawn.

I might do one about Emmett and Renesme

Edwards POV

Bella and I just pulled up in the Volvo when Rose and Alice pulled up in the BMW and Carlisle and Esme pulled up in the Mercedes.

Emmett you idiot!! Jasper cursed in his head.

HA! Jasper won't get me Jasper won't get me! Emmett really is an idiot.

We all walked up to the door together talking about where they went and what the did, Alice called Charlie to ask if Bella could sleep over and no one had a clue about what was going to happen when they walk into that house. We walked in and saw Jasper on top of Emmett with one had on Emmett's neck and the other above his head about to punch. We all looked around and looked at the damage they did to the house.

"What. Did. You. Two. Do." Esme asked about to blow. Her thoughts were not very friendly. Not even for us vampires. Carlisle walked over to them and pulled them off the ground, as he hissed "What in Gods name are you two doing!" Then Alice and Rosalie walked over to them and yelled at them for ruining there clothes. I was laughing to hard to breath. Good thing I don't have to or I would have died right then and there.

Shut up Edward! Jasper shouted at me.

Many arguments with Jasper and Emmett about what really happened latter

Well some people in this family sure do have a potty mouth. We finally got the story strait after Emmett told us about the evil little vampire elves. So Emmett got grounded and I pulled myself together because I have learned not to mess with Esme or Carlisle when they were handing out punishments. I picked up Bella and walked her up to my room so we could stay out of everyone's way.

"So how long do you think Emmett will keep this up?" Bella asked.

"Well, he used to do this every year but then it slowed down. We were hopping he grew out of it even if he is a vampire but I guess we were wrong. About 3 years ago he replaced all of my CD's with little children songs, hid all of Rose's and Alice's credit cards and there entire wardrobe, put mud on the bottom a shoe, put random shoe steps on the walls and just about drove Esme nuts with it, then replaced all of Carlisle's paintings with pictures of dogs and cats."

"Are you serious?" Bella gasped.

"Yup. He was grounded for over a month, Rose made him go on a shopping spree, and Esme had him scrub the whole house."

"oh my God do you think he will go that far this year?"

"I hope not but he probably will." I said remembering everything he had done before.

"So what do you think they will do to him now?" Bella asked sounding worried.

"Well, Jasper will make him an emotional mess, Esme is thinking about how long you should ground someone who will never die, and Alice wants to make up fake visions about him." I said as Bella walked over to the CD player. "Is the mixed CD of your piano songs still in the player?" she asked.

"Yes. Just press play." As she pushed the play button, instead of the music play, it made a terrible grinding noise. I jumped up and knocked on the CD player and tried to eject it. When it finally spit out what was in the CD slot, it wasn't a CD at all.

Emmett.

A slice of bologna replaced Bella's favorite CD. I walked over to the CD shelves and pulled one off. I looked inside it and more bologna was in its place. I picked up Bella and the CD I grabbed and ran down stairs. Before that I heard Charlie pulling into our drive way to drop off Bella's over night bags, so I slowed down.

"MOM! DAD!" I yelled running past the door as fast as I could in human speed. I put Bella down when I hit the bottom of the steps and she opened the door to let Charlie in.

"What's his problem?" Charlie asked pointing in Edwards direction. That boy is nothing but a brat. Yelling and running all around the house at his parents. If he was around 100, even 50 years ago he would have never made it past 15. HEY! For your information I made it all the way to 17!Thanks Charlie, thanks.

"Emmett has been pulling pranks on everyone lately and today he replaced all of Edwards CD's with bologna." Bella explained and Charlie let out a big laugh. Finally Esme came down from cleaning up the last part of the kitchen and Carlisle from the study.

"Edward Edward calm down! Oh hi Charlie." Esme said "What's the matter Edward?"

"Emmett is being stupid again!" I shouted holding up the bologna slices up. Then Emmett walked in and put his arm around me. "Hey Edward what is with the bologna?"

"Don't play dumb Emmett!"

"I swear I'm not playing Edward!" Emmett said backing up holding both hands in the air.

"Boys! Boys!" Esme called "What is going on?"

"Emmett replaced all my CD's with bologna slices!"

"How do you know it was me!" Emmett defended himself.

"Who other than you would do something so stupid!" And like that we were in each others faces arguing until Carlisle came in.

"that's it you two nock it off!" he scolded "Emmett, go take all of the bologna out of Edwards CD cases then go to your room!"

"Fine," Emmett started up the steps then turned around, "but I have the right to a attorney and if I can not afforded one, which I can not because someone keeps thinking that I am guilty of these pranks and grounding me," he said looking at Carlisle, "the court will assign me one right Charlie?"

"I don't think you are going to go that deep into the law because your parents grounded you but yes I think you got it." Charlie said. "I'll see you guys later." he said waving as he walked out the door.

"Carlisle I still don't know where all of my CD's are."

"Edward. You can find that out yourself okay? I need to finish some paper work."

"Fine."

Sorry about how long it is but I HAD to put part of the last chapter in Edwards pov. Help me with Carlisle Alice Jasper Edward Bella Rosalie and Esme