AN. I warn you. In this one, Bella gets evil, and it seems like she's suidcidal. But she' s not.

She's just having fun.

Bella- heh heh

Edward- What's so funny?

Bella- just listen. Heh heh!

(A female scream filled the air. Rosalie ran down the stairs, her hair a bright neon pink. Bella hid behind Edward laughing.)

Edward-Whoa Rosalie what happened?

(Rosalie glared at him)

Rosalie- Your little girlfriend is what happened. She replaced my shampoo with pink hair dye.

Edward- lol

Bella- Le gasp (French accent)

Edward- I won't ask, I won't ask, I won't ask, I won't ask...Bella what the hell?

Bella- (Still French accent) You said LOL the term of Newton. (Sounds like "Vous zaid LOL ze tem of NewTone")

Rosalie and Edward unison- Won't do it won't do it. hahahahahahahahaha!

Rosalie- Vous zaid LOL ze tem of Newtone?

Bella- Ci mademoselle 'sp?'

Edward- You know that is two different languages right?

Bella- Ci mon cheri 'sp?'

Edward- Okay that's good then. And what's with the 'sp?'

Bella- You don't know if you spelled "the" right?

Edward- That's what it means 'spelling?' Right?

Bella- Mwahahahahahahahaha! Ci chienne 'sp?'

Rosalie- hahahahahahaha

Edward- hmmf do you know what you just said Bella?

Bella- Ci chienne 'sp?' Your still my mon cheri though. :)

Rosalie- You just called Edward a... a ... a ...

Alice- What did Bella call Edward?

Rose- Look above. hahahahahaha

Alice- hahahahahahahaha you called Edward a ... a ...

Bella- shmile

Edward- Hmmpf whatever!

Esme- What's wrong with Edward?

Alice and Rose unison- Look above.

Esme-haha Bella that wasn't very nice.

Bella- Nope sure wasn't

Alice- hahahahahahaha

Edward- Esme! (whiney voice) Bella called me a...

Esme- I know. I read it. You have to admit it is pretty funny though.

Edward- hmmpf

Emmett- What did Bella call Edward?

Everyone unison, except the still pouting Edward- Look above!

Emmett- hahahahahahahaha

Bella- at least I didn't say chienne fortue that would be rude.

Edward- hmmpf

Emmett- hahahahahahahahahaha

Bella- Emmett, maybe you should go take a shower after that hunting trip (evil smile)

Rose- DON"T Emmett! Look what she did to my hair!

Emmett- Whoa Rose what happened to you?!

Rose- Bella replaced our shampoo with pink hair dye.

(Male scream comes from above)

Bella- Evil shmile. mwahahahahahahahahaha

Everone- Bella what did you do?

(Jasper runs down the stairs with light blue hair, and a towel wrapped around his waist.)

Jasper- BELLA!

Bella- evil smile (puts hands together like evil villain.)

Alice- hahahahahahahahah

Rose- hahahahahahahahah

Emmett- hahahahahahahah

Esme- hahahahahahahahah

Edward- hahahahahahahaha

Rose- I think that's funnier than Bella calling Edward a chienne

Jasper- Bella called Edward a what? hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Carlisle- What did Bella call Edward?

Everyone- LOOK ABOVE!

Carlisle- Bella you are aware of what that means in French right?

Bella- sure do! evil smile

Carlisle- hahahahahahahahaha

(Renee magically appears)

Renee- What did Bella call Edward? (Hopefully)

Everyone- LOOK ABOVE!

Renee- hahaha I dont get it.

Everyone- hahahahahaha

Bella- that's hilarious mom! It means... (Edward puts his hand over Bella's mouth.)

Edward- NOTHING!

(Renee suddenly disappears.)

Bella- all is well my chienne.

Edward-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Mike- I LOVE YOU EDWARD AND BELLA!

(Edward and Bella run off into the yard and into the sunset. Mike chases after)

Mike- AHHHHHHHH!! THE SUNSET IS HOT! IT BURNS!

AN. Please don't ask. Reread this chapter, except replace every chienne with the meaning. It is really funny. By the way, Renee didn't get it, because she can't speak French. Okay I don't wanna wait. So chienne means... bitch. Hahahahaha. Bella said "All is well my bitch" To Edward. So bite me...Edward!