Dipper Pines unlocked his small mobile phone and glanced at the screen. He picked up on two things almost instantly. Firstly, it was now 9:54PM. He had been locked in this bathroom for hours and he didn't foresee any event in the future, where there was a possibility of him being rescued. Secondly, his battery life was draining. Quickly too. The phone only had 11% remaining.
Sighing, he clicked on his Facebook app and began tapping on the keyboard to form a message. A help message. Well, not much of a message but more of a status update on his favourite social networking site… Facebook.
Dipper Pines
Hungry. Being held hostage in the bathroom against my will. Send help.
Mabel Pines likes this.
Dipper Pines: Really? No-one is going to help me?
Stanford Pines: Nope.
Dipper Pines: …
Mabel Pines
Watching a movie with my best friends! -with Candy and Grenda
Candy, Grenda and Wendy Corduroy like this.
Grenda: I'm your best friend?
Mabel Pines: Yeah silly!
Grenda: YAY!
Gideon Charles Gleeful is now friends with Mabel Pines.
Gideon Charles Gleeful – Mabel Pines
Mabel, my love!
Mabel Pines: Um… hi.
Dipper Pines – Mabel Pines
Really?
Mabel Pines: What?
Dipper Pines: Your new friend on Facebook?
Mabel Pines: Yeah…?
Dipper Pines: You really added him on Facebook? Him of all people?
Mabel Pines: Well I don't want to be mean Dipper.
Dipper Pines: …
Dipper Pines: You just want to have more Facebook friends than me, don't you?
Mabel Pines: I'M ALMOST THERE!
Gideon Charles Gleeful is now friends with Dipper Pines.
Mabel Pines
Aw, my little brother is a hypocrite!
Candy, Gideon Charles Gleeful and Grenda like this.
Dipper Pines: No I'm not.
Dipper Pines: And for the last time, I'm not LITTLE.
Mabel Pines: Yeah you are, silly!
Gideon Charles Gleeful: Mabel my love, your so witty!
Dipper Pines: *you're.
Grenda
Titanic is such a good movie! And Leonardo is kinda cute...
Mabel Pines and Candy like this.
Candy
Grenda sure has used up a lot of tissues.
Grenda and Mabel Pines like this.
Grenda: But- but… It's so sad!
Mabel Pines: Well I think it's kinda funny actually…
Grenda: ?!
Mabel Pines: Heh. Well you see they've only known each other for two days and yet they're all "Never let go!"
Grenda: But it's true love!
Grenda: The ending's happy though, right Mabel?
Mabel Pines: Not really.
Grenda: Why?! Why not?!
Mabel Pines: Jack dies!
Grenda: WHAT?!
Candy
We need more tissues in here.
Mabel Pines: I'll go ask Grunkle Stan for some…
Stanford Pines: You can have some tissues, but it's gonna cost ya.
Mabel Pines
I just had the best idea, EVER!
Gideon Charles Gleeful, Candy, and Grenda like this.
Gideon Charles Gleeful: What's your idea, my sweet? Do you plan on going out with me again? Because that is a wonderful idea…
Gideon Charles Gleeful is now in a relationship.
Dipper Pines: Who in their right mind would date you?
Gideon Charles Gleeful: I'm not going to dignify that comment with an answer.
Gideon Charles Gleeful – Mabel Pines
Accept the relationship request I sent you, beautiful so we can show Facebook we are dating again!
Mabel Pines: Gideon, we're not dating again…
Gideon Charles Gleeful: But I thought that was your idea!
Mabel Pines: Um no.
Gideon Charles Gleeful: So, we aren't dating once more?
Mabel Pines: Sorry…
Gideon Charles Gleeful is now single.
Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Stanford Pines and 2 others like this.
Dipper Pines: Ha.
Gideon Charles Gleeful: Why are you even on my friend's list?
Dipper Pines: Don't ask me. You sent the request.
Mabel Pines is now friends with Waddles.
Dipper Pines – Mabel Pines
Please tell me you didn't just make Waddles a Facebook account.
Mabel Pines: Brilliant, huh? That was my idea!
Dipper Pines: Yeah…
Dipper Pines is now friends with Waddles.
Waddles
Oink oink!
Mabel Pines likes this.
Dipper Pines: You're weird, you know that Mabel?
Mabel Pines: I didn't post this!
Dipper Pines: Really?
Mabel Pines: Nope! Waddles did!
Dipper Pines: Mabel, Waddles doesn't know how to use Facebook!
Waddles: Oink!
Mabel Pines: Yes he does! See!
Dipper Pines: There's no talking to you Mabel…
Dipper Pines
5% battery left! -sent VIA mobile.
Mabel Pines: Do you want your charger?
Dipper Pines: I can't charge it in the bathroom.
Mabel Pines: Oh yeah…
Dipper Pines – Mabel Pines
Can I come out now?
Mabel Pines: Who says you can't?
Dipper Pines: The makeup brushes in your hand.
Candy: Technically, you locked yourself in there.
Dipper Pines: I know. I'm not stupid.
Mabel Pines
I'm going to make myself a new sweater!
Grenda, Gideon Charles Gleeful, Stanford Pines, and 2 others like this.
Stanford Pines: Good. Now I don't have to give you extra money to buy clothes.
Wendy Corduroy: What's it gonna look like? Your sweaters are reeeeeeeally cool! J
Mabel Pines: I'm gonna have it bright pink with "ALPHA TWIN!" written in HUMONGOUS black letters!
Wendy Corduroy: Niiiiiice!
Gideon Charles Gleeful – Mabel Pines
I have an idea for a sweater!
Mabel Pines: What is it?
Gideon Charles Gleeful: Why don't you knit a sweater with you and me holding hands?
Mabel Pines: Gideon, we're just friends.
Gideon Charles Gleeful: Okay then… How about you knit a sweater with you and me holding hands as friends?
Dipper Pines: Yeah Mabel, it could be next year's Summerween costume!
Dipper Pines
I can't hear any noises coming from the bedroom. –sent VIA mobile.
Wendy Corduroy: Maybe they've fallen asleep?
Dipper Pines: Would make sense. They've being super hyper all night, their energy has to run out at some point.
Dipper Pines
Ha! They're all asleep! Finally!
Wendy Corduroy likes this.
Wendy Corduroy: You know Dipper, maybe you should get a little revenge…
Dipper Pines: I like your thinking Wendy…
Wendy Corduroy: Inbox me and we'll come up with a nice little revenge scheme…
Dipper Pines: Will do!
And so Dipper finally makes it out of the bathroom safely.
I finally got around to updating this after taking a rather long hiatus from FanFic. I'm not too sure if I like this chapter, I feel rather rusty after having not written so long. Anyway I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed, followed and favorited this story.
At the beginning, I had to include some dialogue so the story wouldn't be taken down for breaking the rules. Not much I can do about that. Sorry.
After being away for so long, I am unsure if anyone is still interested in this story so if you enjoyed it and would like to see more, please let me know.
