Chapter 4: Jimmy.
"Well?" Questioned Robotnik, who was still wearing his pyjamas.
"Well what?" Asked Grounder.
"Aren't you going to ask what the supremely rotten and evil plan I came up with was?" Queried the doctor as he walked over to the built-in kitchenette and placed the shopping bags he was carrying onto a counter.
"Now why would we do that?" Asked Grounder, But he was soon silenced by Scratch hitting him over the head.
"Well great malevolent one. I was going to before Bolt brain here interrupted me. So uhh.. What is your supremely rotten and evil plan?" Questioned Scratch.
"Well, while I was in the shop I saw the fox brat, so I mixed some colouring in with some of his bath products!" He monolouged excitedly.
The 3 robots stood there, they looked at each other for a while. " Yeah! Yeah! Flushed fox!" Laughed Coconuts as he then took his mop and bucket and started mopping the floor.
"Well? What do you two think?" Questioned the pudgy professor.
"We love it!" Declared Scratch.
"No we don't.. It sounds stupid." Stated Grounder stupidly.
"Oh you do, do you?" Whispered Robotnik as he leered over the two robots.
"Yeah, I mean how is changing his colour gonna help you take over mob..." Said Grounder. Unfortunately his sentence was cut of by having a bucket full of mop dirty water slammed on his head.
"Now, you two! I want you to go spy on that fox brat for me, and report back to me if anything comes up, AND DON'T FAIL ME THIS TIME!" Yelled the volumetric villan as he proceeded to toss Scratch and Grounder out the window.
"Why can't I go Dr Robotnik? Huh huh?" Asked the robot monkey as he waved his arms frantically.
"Because, my moronic monkey, I need you to watch over them. To make sure they don't give themselves away, because, you always were my favourite, and there might even be a promotion in it for you." Explained the doctor.
"Wow! A promotion! What could get better than scrubbing only one toilet!" Cheered the robotic monkey as he hopped out the window.
"Might." Said Robotnik as once his simian servant was out of earshot.
"Now, I wonder what's on tv.." He said to himself. Then he proceeded to sit on the couch, causing it to break under his weight. "Those miracle diets never work." He sighed as the camera panned into the tv.
"Hello and welcome to 'lifestyles of the very good, I'm your host, throbin screech! Tonight our guest is the NostalgiaCri..." Went the tv.
"So many broken dreams." Sobbed Robotnik as he remembered the old days.
The camera panned out. To show Sonic the hedgehog sitting on a couch who was watching the same show, he looked around cautiously before reaching under the couch and pulling out a small flask. He took a swig of it before replacing it under the couch.
Upstairs he heard the sound of cascading water. Sonic snickered to himself as he slowly walked up the stairs. He brought his eye up to the bathroom keyhole and watched the fox as he stepped into the shower. Sonic laughed silently to himself.
"C'mon up here." Whispered Scratch. He pointed at a barbecue that was outside the house. Grounder managed to clamber onto it. Then Scratch stand on Grounder's head. He then pulled himself up to the window. He looked inside to see Tails having a shower. "Woohoohoo." He laughed quietly as he started to watch.
Meanwhile, right behind them, Coconuts had just sat down on a tree branch to watch the two robots when he spotted what Scratch was looking at. "Yeah yeah!" He laughed as he increased his Monkeyvision zoom.
Meanwhile, quite a way away.
"What's going on over there! I haven't heard from my duncebots for over a hour now! I know! I'll see what they are doing via my egg-o-camerascope!" He declared. He reached into his pants and pulled out what looked like a credit card with two eye pieces cut into it. "Oohhh yess..." He said as he saw what was going on.
Back at Tail's place.
The acne-ridden teenager was back. Or more accurately he was upstairs in his bedroom in the house across the street. "Ooth greath stufth!" He lisped as he pointed his camera at the fox's house and started clicking away. The 9687.65 GB folder on his computer getting ever larger...
"Oops!" Said the fox as he realised that the blinds were open. He stepped out the shower for a second and closed the blinds. "I hope nobody saw me." He thought as he stepped back into the shower.
Scratch pulled himself back up to the window. "Well at least he didn't see me." He thought, before he realised that the blinds were closed.
"Drat!" Said the onlookers in unison.
All except Sonic. Who had gotten bored and was now watching lifestyles of the very good.
Robotnik laughed to himself, soon the fox would be as pink as, a pink fox, the author slapped himself for not coming up with a comparison.
"Now soon that fox will be pink, and he is too self concious to show himself! Ahahaha!" Laughed the homeless professor.
"Hey buddy? Mind keeping it down?" Yelled the person in the room adjacent to his.
Meanwhile, back at the Sonic residence:
Tails closed his eyes and listened to the soft patter of water on the tiles, he squeezed some shampoo into his hands and rubbed it into his tails, he hummed as he did this. "Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan" he went repeatedly.
Tails turned off the water just as Sonic burst through the door. "I ASKED YOU FOR A CHILLI DO..." Sonic fell silent as he gazed upon the voluptuous vulpine. He walked out backwards and closed the door. He opened it and peeked in.
"Sonic what are you doing?" Asked Tails as he stepped out the shower and wrapped a towel around himself.
Sonic stepped in and stared. Then he laughed.
"Whaddya think's going on in there Scratch?" Asked Grounder as they heard constant laughter.
Scratch shrugged. "Funny joke maybe?"
"We should ask them what it is, maybe Robotnik will find it funny."
"Oh Grounder the only thing Robotnik finds funny are his own egg jokes."
"Touche" commented the green robot. Scratch gave him a odd look.
"What? Can't I know one big word?"
Tails skidded over towards the mirror and looked at his reflection. He brought his hands up in front of his face and then dug his claws into his fur.
Sonic was still laughing hysterically on the bath mat.
Tail's eye twitched. "ITS NOT FUNNY!" He yelled as he dove on Sonic, grabbing him by the neck.
"Haha-chghgh-aha-ghch-hahaha-chgh-haha" He went as his windpipe was constricted.
Later:
"Yes! It worked! I stopped the fox brat! And might have even gotten sonic killed in the process!" Sang Robotnik as he danced around the tiny motel room, shaking the cheap decorative picture off the wall. "This day is going perfectly!" He exclaimed as he then squirted some egg-flavored toothpaste into his mouth. "How could this day get any better?" He said to himself.
"Actually, I've got even more good news Dr Robotnik!" Declared Scratch.
"No, I do!" Interjected Grounder.
"I said it first! Its my good news!"
"Ooh it is not!"
"Timing! Yelled coconuts as he leapt from the bathroom."
"Shut up! All of you! You're all incompetent!"
"Yeah, uhh, anyways o-glorious one, we stole this camera from a kid! And its got some.. Uhu.. Photos the fox brat wouldn't want seen." Explained Scratch.
Grounder opened his chest compartment to reveal. A roast chicken on a rotary cooker. "Oops, sorry" said Grounder as he began to close the compartment.
"Not so fast." Ordered Robotnik as he reached in and grabbed a drumstick and shoved it into his mouth. "Pwroceed" he said as bits of chicken went everywhere.
Grounder closed it and opened it again repeatedly. Revealing a phone. "Nooo." A dustbin. "Nooooo" A picture of Robotnik in a frame that read: 'Worlds Evilest boss.' "Nooo." Before finally he got to the camera. "Tadaa!" He went.
Robotnik picked it up with his greasy fingers and flicked through the photos. "Oooh, ahhh, hmmmm. OH YES! And these photos aren't bad too." He went as he finished off the last of the chicken.
"What do we do now o-fantastically flabby one?" Queried Scratch.
"What do we do now? Hah, we wait and see what happens of course! Tomorrow I'll do some damage to a town, capture sonic again, and that fox will be out of my hair for 'up to 3 months." He declared, reading the information on the back of the dye's bottle.
-nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan-
I bet you are all amazed that I'm writing again. Hope you enjoyed your chapter. Maybe I might get back into publishing on FF
