Metal Gear:

In Da Hood II

By: C Dink

Chapter 4: Operation Death Star


Authors note: Heres an update..finally

Announcer: Shall I speak ill of him that is my husband?Ah, poor my lord, what tongue shall smooth thy name,When I, thy three-hours wife, have mangled it?But wherefore, villain, didst thou-

Announcer 2: What the hell are you doing?

Announcer: Um..I, well I wanna be an actor..im practicing..

Announcer 2: why a womens role though?

Announcer: Another dream of mine...

Announcer 2: Wow..I'm taking over.

(Now to the story. Snake(Fully clothed) walks into the living room)

Otacon: Snake! How are you.

Snake: Um..can you hold the fort down for a bit?

Otacon: Your going somewhere?

Snake: Yeah..um I'll see you in a week.

Otacon: ...but Snake!

(Snake walks outside)

Otacon: I bet he's going to find himself.

Snake in the car

Snake: Okay, Mr.Cloak...I'll abide your wishes!

Mr.Cloak: Thank you.

Snake: Ahh, snuck up on me again!

Mr.Cloak: Sorry bout that.

Snake: Do I have an official name for you?

Mr.Cloak: Hmmm, call me...Dr. Dark.

Snake: You can't be serious?

Dark: Dead serious.

Snake: Okay, Dr.Dark..where do I begin my journey?

Dark: Start downtown!

(Dark jumps out the window)

Snake: Holy shit! He's got style

Otacon at work

(Otacon walks in the store and sees a few men in suits)

Otacon: Oh, here to apply for a job?

Man I: We're with Konami..were here to take back this building!

Otacon: Oh, shit! what the hell happened to finders keepers?

Man II: Fuck finders keepers! Unless theres something you can give us?

Otacon: I got James Earl Jones reads...

Man III: Worthwhile items my friend!

Otacon: Wait!Wait!...I'll tell you my story!

Man II: Why would we wanna hear a story?

Otacon: I think you'll like this one...

Snakes Adventure

(Snake gets to downtown and gets out of the car)

Snake: Where would I find Captain Planet?

(Snake sees a bar called Has-Beens)

Snake: Thats a good start.

(He walks in)

Barman: My Gosh, Solid Snake..we've been expecting you!

Snake: Oh, why thank...wait...

Barman: Have a seat!

Snake: Look, Barman..were can I find Captain Planet!

(Barman looks weary)

Barman: Looking, for Captain Planet, eh?

Snake: Yes

Barman: You don't know what your getting into!!

Snake: What?

Barman: Leave that man be..I beg...I beg...ahhhhh.

(The Barman dies...from heart-attack)

Snake: Fuck...well, hears a trick I could use...DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND CAPTAIN PLANET?

(The bar falls silent, 5 kids walk forward)

Kid 1: Looking for him? Why...

Snake: Look...how about you just show me?

Kid 1: Earth!

(Snake falls over because of an earthquake)

Snake: Okay, you little bastard!

Kid 1: Im Kwami!

2: Im Wheeler!

3: Linka's my name!

4: Im Gi

5: Im Ma-Ti

Snake: Fuck...

Wheeler: Fire!

(Snake catches on fire)

Gi: Water!

(Snake is put out)

Snake: Thats it you little fuckers...

(Snake stars firing shots into the bar)

Kids: Ahhhhhh, a gun.

Snake: Now who's the fucking boss!

Man: Tony Danza!

(Snake shoots the man)

Wheeler: I hope your ready to feel the full force of the planeteers!

Snake:...

Wheeler: Ma-Ti! Go!

Ma-Ti: Heart!

(Nothing happens)

Snake: What?

Wheeler: Hahaha..it was a joke..Ma-Ti..go have a seat or something.

Snake: Wait...his power is heart?

Wheeler: Yeah I know!

Kwame: It's not even an element

Snake: Hahaaha

Ma-Ti: Fuck you guys..

Wheeler: What the hell did you say to me,.bitch?

Ma-Ti: No..I didn't!

Wheeler: You'll get yours later you little...

Snake(Thinking): Jesus...what am I up against?

Otacon

Otacon: ..so anyways..after the DARPA chief died..snake met a female soldier

Man II: Female..soldier?

(Man II whispers to Man I)

Man II: Maybe you should take some notes on this Hideo..

Hideo: Thanks...Steve.

Man III: My name is Billy.

Steve:...

Hideo:...

Otacon:...

Billy: Just sayin...

Snake!!!

Snake: Summon Captain Planet you bastards!

Wheeler: What do you want with Master Planet!

Snake: I wanna talk to him...do it!

Ma-Ti: I think he's lying!

Wheeler: Thank god your here Ma-Ti..what the fuck would we do without you?

Linka: Leave him alone you asshole!

Wheeler: That good in bed is he?

Linka: Excuse me?

Kwame: Don't play dumb you little slut, you've fucked the whole damn state!

Linka: ...

Snake: These fuckers are crazy!

(Suddenly Snake is hit by fire and goes flying into the far wall, )

Wheeler: Tie him up Gi.

Gi: You do it.

Wheeler: Oh...you little bitch!

(Snake passes out)

To Be Continued...

AU: Well..schools back..but...I'll try my best to get everything out in time! Stay tuned!!!