Metal Gear:
In Da Hood II
By: C Dink
Chapter 4: Operation Death Star
Authors note: Heres an update..finally
Announcer: Shall I speak ill of him that is my husband?Ah, poor my lord, what tongue shall smooth thy name,When I, thy three-hours wife, have mangled it?But wherefore, villain, didst thou-
Announcer 2: What the hell are you doing?
Announcer: Um..I, well I wanna be an actor..im practicing..
Announcer 2: why a womens role though?
Announcer: Another dream of mine...
Announcer 2: Wow..I'm taking over.
(Now to the story. Snake(Fully clothed) walks into the living room)
Otacon: Snake! How are you.
Snake: Um..can you hold the fort down for a bit?
Otacon: Your going somewhere?
Snake: Yeah..um I'll see you in a week.
Otacon: ...but Snake!
(Snake walks outside)
Otacon: I bet he's going to find himself.
Snake in the car
Snake: Okay, Mr.Cloak...I'll abide your wishes!
Mr.Cloak: Thank you.
Snake: Ahh, snuck up on me again!
Mr.Cloak: Sorry bout that.
Snake: Do I have an official name for you?
Mr.Cloak: Hmmm, call me...Dr. Dark.
Snake: You can't be serious?
Dark: Dead serious.
Snake: Okay, Dr.Dark..where do I begin my journey?
Dark: Start downtown!
(Dark jumps out the window)
Snake: Holy shit! He's got style
Otacon at work
(Otacon walks in the store and sees a few men in suits)
Otacon: Oh, here to apply for a job?
Man I: We're with Konami..were here to take back this building!
Otacon: Oh, shit! what the hell happened to finders keepers?
Man II: Fuck finders keepers! Unless theres something you can give us?
Otacon: I got James Earl Jones reads...
Man III: Worthwhile items my friend!
Otacon: Wait!Wait!...I'll tell you my story!
Man II: Why would we wanna hear a story?
Otacon: I think you'll like this one...
Snakes Adventure
(Snake gets to downtown and gets out of the car)
Snake: Where would I find Captain Planet?
(Snake sees a bar called Has-Beens)
Snake: Thats a good start.
(He walks in)
Barman: My Gosh, Solid Snake..we've been expecting you!
Snake: Oh, why thank...wait...
Barman: Have a seat!
Snake: Look, Barman..were can I find Captain Planet!
(Barman looks weary)
Barman: Looking, for Captain Planet, eh?
Snake: Yes
Barman: You don't know what your getting into!!
Snake: What?
Barman: Leave that man be..I beg...I beg...ahhhhh.
(The Barman dies...from heart-attack)
Snake: Fuck...well, hears a trick I could use...DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND CAPTAIN PLANET?
(The bar falls silent, 5 kids walk forward)
Kid 1: Looking for him? Why...
Snake: Look...how about you just show me?
Kid 1: Earth!
(Snake falls over because of an earthquake)
Snake: Okay, you little bastard!
Kid 1: Im Kwami!
2: Im Wheeler!
3: Linka's my name!
4: Im Gi
5: Im Ma-Ti
Snake: Fuck...
Wheeler: Fire!
(Snake catches on fire)
Gi: Water!
(Snake is put out)
Snake: Thats it you little fuckers...
(Snake stars firing shots into the bar)
Kids: Ahhhhhh, a gun.
Snake: Now who's the fucking boss!
Man: Tony Danza!
(Snake shoots the man)
Wheeler: I hope your ready to feel the full force of the planeteers!
Snake:...
Wheeler: Ma-Ti! Go!
Ma-Ti: Heart!
(Nothing happens)
Snake: What?
Wheeler: Hahaha..it was a joke..Ma-Ti..go have a seat or something.
Snake: Wait...his power is heart?
Wheeler: Yeah I know!
Kwame: It's not even an element
Snake: Hahaaha
Ma-Ti: Fuck you guys..
Wheeler: What the hell did you say to me,.bitch?
Ma-Ti: No..I didn't!
Wheeler: You'll get yours later you little...
Snake(Thinking): Jesus...what am I up against?
Otacon
Otacon: ..so anyways..after the DARPA chief died..snake met a female soldier
Man II: Female..soldier?
(Man II whispers to Man I)
Man II: Maybe you should take some notes on this Hideo..
Hideo: Thanks...Steve.
Man III: My name is Billy.
Steve:...
Hideo:...
Otacon:...
Billy: Just sayin...
Snake!!!
Snake: Summon Captain Planet you bastards!
Wheeler: What do you want with Master Planet!
Snake: I wanna talk to him...do it!
Ma-Ti: I think he's lying!
Wheeler: Thank god your here Ma-Ti..what the fuck would we do without you?
Linka: Leave him alone you asshole!
Wheeler: That good in bed is he?
Linka: Excuse me?
Kwame: Don't play dumb you little slut, you've fucked the whole damn state!
Linka: ...
Snake: These fuckers are crazy!
(Suddenly Snake is hit by fire and goes flying into the far wall, )
Wheeler: Tie him up Gi.
Gi: You do it.
Wheeler: Oh...you little bitch!
(Snake passes out)
To Be Continued...
AU: Well..schools back..but...I'll try my best to get everything out in time! Stay tuned!!!
