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It's a Nanny's Job
Chapter Four- Success!
When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their kids, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody seems right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?
Sasuke got home only ten minutes late, a new record. He found the door unlocked, one point off Naruto's pro list. But that point was added on when he found his children in the kitchen, happily eating some macaroni and cheese (and another bowl set up for him).
"Daddy!" Sarel jumped up from her seat, ran over to him and jumped on him, hugging him fiercely. William soon joined her.
Sasuke kissed them both on the forehead, "Hey, how was your day?"
William gasped, letting go of him to jump around in excitement, "It was great! Well, not the school part, but when we came home we had a lot of fun!"
Sasuke blinked, maybe Naruto wasn't such a bad nanny. "Really?"
William paused in his jumping around, gulping in long breaths, "Yah! Yah! We played games, and talked, and played, and played, and played…!"
Sasuke paused, "…Did you do anything else?"
Sarel lifted her head from his pant leg, "We talked to him." She whispered.
"Talked?"
She nodded her head, "We asked him questions, and he answered all of them." She paused, looking up at the ceiling before shifting her eyes back to him, "Daddy, can we keep him?"
"Yah! Yah! We like him!" William had gone back to bouncing around as if he had eaten ten pounds of sugar. Sasuke hoped that wasn't the case.
Sasuke sighed, he was still reluctant, but the blonde had obviously done a good job, and his kids weren't hurt, so… "…Fine."
Sarel's face lit up and she buried her face into his leg again and squeezed it, her version of a hug. William, if possible, got even more hyper.
Sasuke belatedly wondered exactly where the blonde had gone. If he had left, he definitely wouldn't get the job, even if he had told his kids he would.
He turned to go look for him, only to snap back in surprise when he found Naruto's grinning face an inch from his. Sasuke wondered whether his face would split in half, that smile was so wide.
"I got the job?" Naruto said.
Sasuke reluctantly nodded, "You got the job."
Naruto jumped up, his hands fisted in the air, "Woo! I got the job!" He began a strange little victory dance with William.
Sasuke just shook his head and edged around the two dancing boys to his seat, prying Sarel off of him on the way.
Naruto left about five thirty, due to having to clean up the macaroni mess, and the children wanting him to stay there.
William gripped Naruto's leg tighter as Naruto stood unsteadily on his other foot and tried to shake him off (Sarel had long ago been pried off by her dad).
"Noooo!" He whined, his words bumping as Naruto shook his leg, "Yoooouuu stttaaayyy hhheeerrrreeee!"
Naruto placed his foot on the ground, panting. He looked to Sasuke for help, but found none. He looked extremely amused, with a hint of annoyance as well.
Naruto 'hmph'ed, and finally simply pried William's little hands off of him. "Look, I'll be back tomorrow! Trust me!"
"At seven thirty. You knock on the door, I'll already be awake, and I'll let you in. You take them to school, clean, pick them up, entertain them until I get home, and make dinner. Questions?" Sasuke spoke professionally in a clipped tone.
Naruto looked annoyed, but responded simply, "Yah, one. How do I get in when I bring them home?"
Sasuke dug in his pocket, producing a key, and threw it at Naruto, who caught it easily. "Satisfied?"
"No. I don't have a car." Naruto spoke with a small amount of smugness.
Sasuke's eyebrow twitched, "I'm not going to buy one for you, if that's what you mean."
Naruto quickly became annoyed, he was no freeloader! "No, I mean, if I take them to school and pick them up; we're going to have to walk."
Sasuke huffed, "Good excersize." William gave an indignant yelp of, "What?" and Sasuke sighed, "Alright, you can use my other car, I just have to get it back from my brother, ok? That won't happen until the weekend, so you'll be walking until then."
Naruto nodded immediately, who cared? It wasn't that far, and it was Thursday anyway!
"I'll be here, seven sharp! See ya then!" Naruto chirped, turning and waving a hand before exiting the house.
Naruto was so excited to see the kids again (and keep his job); he made it to the Uchiha household ten minutes early. Instead of politely knocking, he banged on the door fiercely, hoping the door would open soon. He didn't care if it annoyed Sasuke (in fact, it was a plus), it was friggin' cold out here!
In the kitchen, Sasuke hmphed loudly, waiting a minute (just to annoy the blonde outside), before getting up as slow as he could and trekking to the door, opening it and staring at the blonde outside.
Naruto was hopping from one foot to the other, hands rubbing his arms. He glared at the smug man standing before him, rushing inside as Sasuke moved away from the door, slamming it behind him. Naruto set down his bright orange bag down by the door as he looked around.
"Waah! Naruto!" Naruto suddenly found his arms full of a hyperactive dark haired boy. Naruto laughed as he lifted the boy up and set him on his hip, "Hey William, how're you doing?"
"Good!" He exclaimed.
Naruto nodded and set him down; ruffling his hair, grinning as he scowled and immediately rubbed his hair as if infected.
"William, will you go get your sister so you guys can go to school?" Sasuke asked his son, who nodded and raced into the kitchen.
Sasuke turned to Naruto, face serious, "Look, here's the deal. My brother will be here about…" Sasuke paused to consider, "Four o' clock-ish, let him in. His name is Itachi, and he's coming to visit his niece and nephew, and to… Examine you." Naruto nodded, understanding, "He's going to help you make dinner, and keep everyone company." Sasuke dug in his pocket, and handed him a keychain with various keys and various key chains of strange animals on it. He picked one key out from the rest, "This," He shook the key, making the keys jingle, "Is the key to that car outside. This is what you pick them up and take them to school in. Also, you pick up food as well if we need it."
Naruto's eyebrow ticked, it was like he was a friggin' housewife or somethin'! Ignoring that, he took the key from Sasuke and examined it, making sure he knew which key was the one for the car before pocketing it, nodding absently.
Sasuke nodded in satisfaction, asking, "You do know how do drive, right?"
Naruto growled, snarling, "Of course I do!"
Sasuke snorted, "Yah, yah. Don't scratch my car." Ignoring the (rather unperfected) death glare directed at him from Naruto, he called his children (who for some reason still hadn't come out from the kitchen).
Naruto immediately calmed himself and pasted a smile on his face as they raced out, backpacks strapped onto their backs. He listened to William's chatter as he walked outside to the car and helped them into the car and got in. Sasuke was watching from the doorway.
Naruto turned the key in the ignition, and asked in an overly-cheerful (for the morning) voice, "Seatbelts on?"
He got two affirmatives and successfully pulled out of the driveway and drove down the street, making sure to stick his tongue out at Sasuke through the open window.
Watching through his rearview mirror, he saw Sasuke roll his eyes and go back inside.
Che, ass. Naruto thought.
TBC…
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