Bender-Spoon
Work-accidents, lol
Senior Research Assistant Grant Ashley and Junior Research Assistant Dillon Talley were tasked with cataloging a bunch of Safe-Class objects. All of the objects were small and they were contained in boxes of all sizes, depending on the size of the object.
"What's this?" asked Talley as he looked at a box that said 1626.
"That's the Drunkshirt" replied Ashley. He was bit annoyed by the younger Assistant, who was already asking the fifth time of an anomalous object.
"The what?"
"The Drunkshirt" Ashley explained. "It's a hooded sweatshirt that produces a sent that resembles rotten eggs. If a person wears it, launches fibers that inject the guy wearing it with anesthetics and ethyl alcohol. Then it starts to "steal" the head from the body which causes death by hypothermia within three hours"
"Jesus, that's sick" Talley stated, putting the box down.
"At least we can contain it with ease" said Ashley.
"And this one?" asked Talley, taking a much smaller box that stated 463.
"Never heard of it" replied Ashley.
"Should we open it?" proposed Talley,
"You crazy? Just because content of these boxes is classified as "Safe" does not equal harmless, it means properly contained" Ashley said. "I have a laptop over there, let me check, but then we get back to work.
Ashley walked over to the laptop, inserted his identity, clearance and password and started looking for SCP-463. After finding it, he started to read through the files, he was glad that they did not decide to open the box.
That's when he heard a snap and scream from Talley's direction. He did open the box touched it, Ashley cursed and turned to see Talley laying on the floor, his eyes filled with pain.
"I said don't open it!" Ashley shouted. "You idiot, there's a reason why this thing is called the Bender Spoon!"
Ashley alerted on-site Security who transported Talley to the medical of Wing of Site-(DATA EXPUNGED). Junior Research Assistant Dillon Talley was lucky and survived with a lower full-body paralysis, but his dreams of becoming a scientist were clearly now shattered.
Senior Research Assistant Grant Ashley was taken to Assistant Director of Containment Howard King.
"So, you did not encourage Assistant Talley to take the anomaly into his hand?" asked Director King the Assistant.
"No, sir. I said I'd check it out and that we'd go back to work after that, but he ignored me" Assistant Ashley replied, sounding a bit nervous.
"Don't worry, young man, you're not in trouble. You did the best you could, but Mr. Talley's own sense of recklessness got him into the state he is now in. Actually, this tragedy was quite productive" said Director King.
"Sir?"
"We got rid of a quite reckless staff member and can have this a warning example of future cataloging-assignments. This will probably save lives in the long term"
I hope you enjoyed this one, and hopefully get some feedback! Also open for suggestions on incidents, actors and SCP's!
Starring:
Tyler James Williams: Dillon Talley
Thomas Mann: Grant Ashley
David Costabile: Howard King
