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Nyx silently tiptoed away from the bathroom, and headed to the door.
She tried to sneak away silently, hoping not to wake Itachi up.
But Itachi was never a heavy sleeper.
"Nyx."
She stopped in mid step, her hands only inches away from the door knob.
Calmly he said, "What are you doing?"
Hastily, she replied, "Nothing!"
Itachi caught on to the nervousness in her voice and sighed.
She's probably off to harass Deidara while he's asleep with Kisame, and Hidan.
"Hn."
Nyx smirked into the darkness, and went to go meet up with Kisame and Hidan.
Itachi shook his head at the girl's mischievousness, and drifted off back to sleep.
Hidan grinned deviously.
"Hehehehehe. He's not gonna know what's comin'!"
Nyx smirked.
"Hell yea…and keep it down ass wipe!"
They were in the dim hallway, sitting against the wall waiting for Kisame to come.
"Who're you callin' asswipe whore?"
Nyx shushed him.
"Oi!"
They heard a loud whisper.
Nyx leaned forward so she could see better.
"Is it fish brains?"
She snickered at Hidan's comment, and called Kisame over with her hand.
Kisame came over grinning widely.
"Ready?"
They both nodded, mischievousness burning in their eyes.
Quietly and quickly they made their way to Deidara's door.
All that was heard was the pattering of their feet.
Until….
"Hey Mermaid and Crazy Bitch! We're here!"
Hidan yelled.
Kisame and Nyx pounced on him, and covered his mouth.
"Would you shut the fuck up?" Nyx harshly whispered.
"Your voice carries fucktard! This hallway echoes!" Kisame whispered loudly.
Hidan squirmed, and they got off of him.
He dramatically inhaled air through his mouth.
"We can't orgy now you two!"
He said breathing heavily.
Kisame ignored him, and Nyx gave him the finger.
"We're right in front of his door." Kisame said.
Nyx turned to Hidan.
"You have the whipped cream?"
Hidan smirked.
"Which one? The one that I can make for you? Because there's one that comes in a special container."
She slapped her hand against her forehead in frustration and rolled her eyes.
He snickered.
"No. The one that was in the fridge."
Hidan put his finger to his lower lip in thought.
"I put it in the fridge actually. In a little white cup…I think Kakuzu put it in his hot chocolate."
Hidan laughed deviously.
Nyx stared at him in disbelief.
She did remember that Kakuzu kept saying, "WHY THE HELL IS THIS SO CHUNKY?"
She made a face.
Eww.
Kisame stared at him with disgust.
"What?" He said, as if he did nothing wrong.
"So do you have it? Seriously Hidan."
Nyx asked.
Hidan sighed, and went into his cloak and took out a cool whip.
"Here."
Kisame grabbed it.
"Was that so hard?"
Hidan shook his head no.
"But it would be better if we used the organic stuff. From humans…kukukukuku."
Kisame and Nyx stared at him.
"You ass wipes need to stop staring at my sexy face!"
They turned away from him in annoyance, and slightly and carefully opened Deidara's door.
They peeked their heads in and made sure their chakra signatures were sealed.
"His hands are in his pants!"
Nyx snickered.
Kisame snickered along.
"And there are tissues all over the floor!"
Hidan tiptoed to see over them.
"What the fuck? The little bastard has my porno mag in there!"
Kisame looked up at him and shushed him.
Slowly, Nyx tip toed in 1st, Kisame and Hidan following right behind her.
They looked at the unforgettable view, of a shirtless Deidara, with his hand in his pants.
And we all know Deidara's hands had…..uh tongues.
His other hand was on his nipple, and not too far away was a Sexy Ninja Babes 2 porn magazine.
The trio snickered at him.
"Wow. Someone was pretty horny. I thought you finger popped Dei sweetie."
Hidan whispered rudely.
Nyx and Kisame snickered some more.
"And here we were thinkin' he was a chick."
Nyx smirked.
"Pass me the Cool Whip!"
Kisame passed it to Nyx, who was closest and they both watched as she sprayed the white sugary goodness all over Deidara's hand that was in his pants, his pants it self, and all over his sheets.
"Poor guy is gonna think he came all over his self. "
Kisame smirked.
"Heh. Tobi is gonna get a shock when he enters his dear senpai's room."
Nyx said, while rubbing her hands together villainously.
"Fuck yeah!" Hidan agreed.
Then quickly, they made their way out, giggling like small children.
Tobi busted in Deidara's room, without any knocking.
But he always did that.
Never would he think he would bust in on THIS.
"S-senpai?"
Tobi noticed Senpai's hands were in his pants, and he was covered in white stuff.
Tobi moved closer.
As he moved closer, he stepped on a porno mag.
"Hey…wasn't that Hidan's?"
He shook his head of it, and decided he would get back to that later.
Tobi focused on the matter at hand.
Senpai was covered in white stuff.
He bent close to his face.
Tobi will be a good boy and let him know.
"SENPAI!"
Deidara's eyes snapped open.
"TOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
"Senpai! Senpai! Senpai! You're covered in white stuff! A-and your hand is in your pants!"
Deidara glared at Tobi, and then proceeded to look down.
"What are you talking-AHHHHH I NEED TISSUE!"
He grabbed his hands from out of his pants, and some of the "white stuff" flew all over.
Some landed on Tobi's mask.
"EWWWWWW SENPAI!"
Tobi screamed, and ran out of Deidara's room with such speed.
He had white stuff all over his mask.
"Tobi, I NEED TISSUE!" Deidara yelled behind him.
"STAY AWAY SENPAI!"
Tobi yelled.
As he ran he crashed into Itachi, who glimpsed the sticky white stuff on his mask.
Itachi's eyes widened.
"Was that…."
He watched, as Tobi ran.
Then in the distance, he looked in the opposite direction and saw Deidara chasing right behind Tobi.
He was covered in uhh….sticky white stuff.
"MOVE ITACHI!"
Itachi moved to the side and watched in disgust and amazement.
So that's what he uses his hands for huh? But I'm getting a hunch that Nyx and her friends had something to do with this.
"TOBI! COME BACK! GET ME TISSUE!"
"STAY AWAY YOU NASTY PERVERT!"
Tobi screamed back in response.
Deidara chased Tobi, and poor Tobi ran for his life.
They ran through the halls, and Tobi ran in the eating area.
Nyx, Kisame, and Hidan, were laughing their asses off.
"Oi Tobi! You got some white stuff on your mask!"
Hidan yelled and pointed.
"It's not funny!"
Tobi retaliated.
"TOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
"Ewww Deidara! Look! You're covered in…your own male mayonnaise. You got some on poor Tobi's mask."
Nyx yelled at Deidara.
"SHUT UP!"
Hidan, Kisame, and Nyx were on the floor laughing as Deidara chased Tobi around the kitchen.
Sasori stepped in, looked at what was going on, and walked away.
Kakuzu stepped in and asked, "Is there anymore of that whipped cream?"
The trio stopped laughing, and looked up at Kakuzu.
"Did you mean the one in the small cup?"
Hidan asked snickering.
Kakuzu looked at him with irritation.
"Why?"
The group snickered.
"You want some straight from my $!$%?" Hidan asked.
Kakuzu was pissed.
"What?"
Hidan laughed at him.
"Buy me a porno mag, and I'll make you some more. Ahahahahahahahahahahah!"
The trio laughed.
Kakuzu's eyes shadowed.
"Are you telling me that I….."
Nyx jumped up.
"HELL YEA JII-CHAN!"
Kakuzu was furious!
"Hidan…I'M GONNA KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Kisame and Nyx turned to Hidan.
"Run." They said simultaneously.
Hidan took their advice.
So now, Deidara was chasing after Tobi, and Kakuzu was chasing after Hidan.
Nyx and Kisame looked at each other.
"You want a Heineken?"
She asked.
Kisame nodded.
"Ah."
Together they drank, as if nothing happened.
*****Later that day *****
"Today, we will talk about the Akatsuki and the inappropriate use of their sexual organs."
Hidan, and Deidara grumbled, and poor Tobi was traumatized.
A/N: I've been on vacation guys! :D But I'm back with a shit load of ideas! SO REVIEW! =D lemme know how I did!
