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A/N: this is a LONG one! Seriously its almost as long as the other chapters combined. I hope you enjoy. I decided to keep it as one chapter instead of breaking it up into two because I couldn't find a good place to cut it, and I figured you would like it all together.;)
Pre Bachelorette Party Party.
Bella walked into the hotel and found their new friend Marcus standing at the desk.
"Bella my dear what are you doing all along on a Saturday night??" He asked with a smile.
"Oh I just had dinner with my mom, I'm just on my way up to meet the girls" She informed him as he hit the button for the elevator for her.
"hmm I didn't see them come back" he said looking disappointed
Bella let out a small laugh "Oh they can be pretty sneaky when they want to be. Ill see you later" She told him as the doors closed
"I hope so!" she heard him say.
"Hellllllllllooooo?" She called out as she walked into the room.
"Hey Bella, were in here!" Rosalie called from the bedroom.
Bella headed to her room and found Alice Rosalie and Esme sitting on the bed waiting for her "Hey guys! So, how are the husbands?" She asked lying down on the bed and putting her head in Alice's lap. Esme reached for the top of the bed and got a pillow to put under her head. "Thanks" Bella smiled lifting her head as Esme put the pillow on Alice's lap.
"They are great" Alice smiled
"Edward sends his love" Rosalie informed Bella with a huge eye roll.
Bella laughed then with a sad face Bella said "I miss him"
"The feeling is very mutual" Alice laughed as she began running her fingers through Bella's hair.
"Have you guys been waiting long?" Bella asked
"Nope we got here about 30 seconds before you walked in" Alice told her.
"oh, good. SO, what's on the agenda for tonight?" Bella asked looking up at Alice.
"I would ask Rose that question" Alice told her. Bella gave her a weird look then looked over at Rose.
"Yep, this one was all me" Rose announced proudly.
"You let someone else plan something?! I'm shocked!"
"Hush you" Alice smiled. "Rose and I were planning the actual Bachelorette party together, but we came up with so much to do that we realized that it was never going to fit into one night, especially if we had bunch of humans to think about. And not everything was doable with the other guests, so we divided it up. Everything we do tonight just the 4 of us is up to Rose everything we do tomorrow with us and the other guest is up to me" Alice finished.
"So, Rose" Bella began, testing the nickname she had never used "What are we gonna do tonight?"
"Oh, you will have to wait to find out, let's get you ready" Rose said getting off the bed.
Alice and Rosalie moved Bella over to the bathroom and began fixing her hair and makeup, with Esme standing behind them reminding them not to get to carried away with Bella. After a few minutes they were done and Rose handed Bella a bag.
"Here I bought this for you to wear tonight" She told her
"Rose I just bought like 15 outfits this morning!" Bella told her
"I know but you can wear those anytime, I'm pulling an Alice tonight and planning everything down to what everyone will be wearing, now be a good little girl and put it on" Rose smiled
"Yes ma'am" Bella said giving her a mock solute and went to go change.
Bella quickly found that Rose had a pretty good sense of what she liked. This was something she could see her self buying if she had the need for it. Rose had gotten her a black tube top with blue and yellow flowers on it, dark skinny jeans and her favorite part a pair of nice black flats.
Bella came out of her room to find the other 3 already ready to go, in completely new outfits, makeup and in Rose and Esme's cases new hair styles.
"Wow you guys look great!" Bella said "Rose you are really good at this, I really love my outfit!"
Rose was wearing a pink corseted halter top with jeans and black heels. Esme was in all black, she had on a tank top with attacked necklaces and a really cute skirt with lacing up the front and black and wood colored heels. Alice looked adorably sexy in a black and white plaid halter and black skinny jeans and stiletto heels.
"Thanks" Rose smiled "I just tried to go with something I would see the person I was choosing for buying themselves."
"I'm so proud right now" Alice said wiping a fake tear from her eye "I have taught you well young Padawan, you now know all the secrets of the force" Alice and Rose both burst out laughing
Esme rolled her eyes "You are not going to start that again!" She told Alice. After seeing that Bella was clearly confused she added "When the Star Wars movies first came out we all went to see them, and every time we came home from seeing one they would all wonder around quoting the movie and making references to it. I was so relived when all the sequels were out and behind us. It took about a decade but it finally stopped coming up, then 2000 hits and all of a sudden there are new Star Wars movies and it started up all over again"
Bella laughed, she'd never really seen Esme irritated. Not that she was now but hearing her talk about something that annoyed her was funny in an odd kind of way. It never crossed Bella's mind that something would annoy Esme.
"I wasn't us so much as the boys" Alice informed Bella "Emmett in particular"
"Yeah" Rose agreed "He never did learn how to let things go. But we are getting off track." She told them. "Tonight is about fun, the celebration of the last night, or nights in Bella's case of freedom. And while I know you may not be sad to see your freedom go, we will still have a damn good time celebrating its departure."
"In these 4 bags I have gathered everything that we will need tonight" Rose told the other 3 in a perfect imitation of Alice's "I'm a serious wedding planner" voice as she passed out brand new Marc Jacobs bags. "Each bag pertains to the specific person it was given. I have already transferred all of your belongings from your current purses as well as added a few things of my own that we will be using as the night progresses. I had to have 3 new IDs printed for tonight, so that we would all be 'of age' for tonight's festivities. Ladies you will find those in your new wallets, Esme I went ahead and put a copy of your current ID in there as that one will work just fine."
Confused by the last statement Bella pulled the wallet out of her purse and flipped it open to see a perfect replica of her current driver's license, well perfect except that the date of birth printed was 3 years earlier than her actual birthday. "Where exactly are we going Rose?" Bella asked
"I'm glad you asked that Bella" Rose continued "We will be celebrating tonight at Port Angeles's most exclusive hot spot, Rock Bar" Bella couldn't help but laugh at this point.
"Port Angeles has exclusive hot spots?" she asked
"Well no but, shhh I'm trying to make this as exciting as possible" Rosalie told her "The events that will take place tonight are a very important part of Cullen Women Bonding Week, so all parties present will participate in all events" Rose said looking around "Is that understood?"
Bella turned to see Alice and Esme nodding at Rosalie and slowly nodded in agreement. "Great then lets go!"
When they got to the elevator Rose said "Do me a favor and reach into your new purses, there should be a small cloth bag containing additions to your wardrobe.
Bella reached into her purse and pulled out the bag as instructed; inside she found what appeared to be a black ribbon with writing on it. It wasn't until it was completely unfolded that she realized it was a sash, and what's worse was the word "Bride" was spelled out in pink rhinestones. With eyes wide she looked up about to complain when she saw Alice Rose and Esme were all wearing similar sashes. Alice's said "Maid of Honor" Rose's "Bride's Maid" and Esme's "Mother of the Groom". Bella had to smile at this and put hers on with out complaint.
Alice smiled at her knowing her previous thought process "There are 2 more things in that bag of your Bella" Alice said.
Bella reached into the bag and pulled put a giant fake diamond ring and a lot of lace rolled up. "Whats this?" Bella asked holding it up.
Rosalie took it from her with a smile and unrolled it. "A veil " she said with a mischievous smile.
"I …. Seriously?" Bella asked
"Nope" Rose laughed "I just wanted to see you face" Alice and Esme laughed, and Bella let out a breath and whispered "thank god"
"But you do have to wear the ring" Rose told her, taking it from her and putting it on. "I lights up too" Rose smiled as she flipped a switch on the side.
"Oh, very classy" Bella laughed as she watched it flash different colors.
"Um Rose is this gonna work?" Bella asked seeing the 2 huge guys checking IDs at the door as they drove up to the bar.
"Bella, do you seriously think we have been able to live this long without being able to make fake IDs that will pass the inspection of a door man?" Rose asked as they got out of the car.
"oh… I guess not" she answered "Umm guys I think the line is back there" Bella said pointing to the small group of people waiting by the door.
"no, we don't do lines" Alice said grabbing Bella's hand and pulling her straight to the door.
"Hello, IDs please" The door guy said.
He gave them a weird look when they all pulled out matching wallets form their matching purses, then saw their sashes and laughed. "Enjoy the party girls" he said opening the door for them.
"Thank you, we will" Esme said following behind the others.
"OK, um now that we are at the bar….what to we do?" Bella asked looking around.
"Oh we sit around and discuss politics and world affairs of course" Rose replied sarcastically as she grabbed her other hand and pulled her towards the bar. "Bella, we are at a bar, we drink"
"I don't drink" Bella told her "I've never been to a bar before…" Bella finished looking around as Rose planted her in seat at the bar.
"We don't drink either" Alice told her sitting down too.
"Tonight that doesn't matter" Rose said waving over the bartender.
"Does Edward know about this? I'm sure he wouldn't like it" Bella asked
"He does and he thinks it's a great idea, human experience and all that" Alice said waving off her worry "Besides are you really going to spend eternity not doing things because Edward doesn't approve"
"No of course not, I just figured Id give it a try" Bella laughed. "I cant believe you would approve of this" Bella added looking at Esme.
Esme smiled "I'm hardly in a position to tell someone they cant lie about their age, or get a fake ID." Esme laughed. She leaned over to Bella and whispered in her ear "don't worry Ill make sure they go easy on you"
"Gee thanks mom" Bella grumbled, causing Esme to laugh.
"Oh no problem, dear." Esme smiled "Here take these before everyone gets too excited" Esme handed her 3 Tylenol and a bottle of water from her purse. "Carlisle said taking these before you start drinking will help prevent a hangover"
"Thanks" Bella said with a smile.
"Hi what can I get you?" the bartender asked
"Well, we are here to celebrate my sister getting married, what do you suggest?" Rosalie asked the guy.
"Oh a bachelorette party huh?" he laughed "ill take care of you girls just give me a sec" the bartender started grabbing bottles and mixing alcohol. After a few minutes he came back over with a try of drinks
"Ok ladies, we have 4 cosmopolitans and 4 Between the Sheets shots" he said with a smile "Let me know when you guys are ready for more"
"Thank you so much…" Rose said
"Robert"
"Thank you Robert,we'll call you when were ready for more" Rosalie said with a wink.
"OK ladies the Cullen Women Pre Bachelorette Party Party has officially begun." She said holding up her shot to everyone.
The others picked theirs up and hit their glasses with Rose's. Bella gave hers one final look before downing it. She heard 3 other glasses hit the bar so she set hers down too, looking at the others with a disgusted look on her face only to find their expressions matched hers.
"That was gross" Bella told them
"Yes it was" Alice agreed "But I'm sure we will find something you like before the night is up"
"Great" Bella smiled " So now what we just sit here and drink?" she asked turning to Rose.
"No I actually prepared a game for us" Rose informed her reaching into her purse she pulled out a deck of cards "Bachelorette party scavenger Hunt" Rose informed them.
"Generally with a Bachelorette party they break up into teams and compete to see who can do the most things off of a list. Since it's only to 4 of us, we will each take turns pulling a card from the deck and completing the task on it." Rose explained "Bella if you would reach into your purse you will find a digital camera; we will take pictures as each person completes their task. Who wants to go first? Bella?"
"Sure why not" Bella said pulling the camera out of her purse and setting it on the bar. Bella reached over and took the top card from the deck Rosalie had just set out and read it.
"'Ask a guy for change for the condom machine in the bathroom' Oh fantastic" Bella felt her cheeks turning read. She reached over with out really thinking and took a big sip of the pink drink sitting in front of her. "Ok that's defiantly better than the shot" she said pointing at her drink.
"I'm glad you think so" Alice commented taking a sip of hers.
"You guys don't have to drink them" Bella said to them " I don't want you guys making yourselves sick"
"No don't worry about it we'll be fine" Esme told her
"Stop stalling Isabella" Rosalie laughed. "Good luck" Rose said handing her a dollar , and giving her a gentle push on the back.
"Thank you Rosalie" Bella said as she turned around from where they were sitting and started looking for someone to ask for change. When she got an idea,
"No it cant be the bartender Bella!" Alice called from behind her.
"Damn it!" Bella said to her self and walked over towards the first guy she saw.
"Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have change for a dollar would you?" she asked holding it up. "You see,I really need to get a condom out of the machine in the bathroom but it only takes quarters" She explained holding up the dollar with her cheeks burning.
He looked at her for a second, then smiled and pulled out $.75 from his pocket and said "This one is on me, have fun" and handed her the change.
"Thanks" Bella said and quickly got out of there.
When she came back the other 3 were looking at her expectantly and she held out the hand with the quarters. Alice snapped a picture, and said "Well done Bella!"
"OK Esme your turn" Alice said.
Esme picked up a card and read "Find a cute guy and talk to him for 1 minute saying nothing but cheesy pickup lines" Esme set the card down and started looking around.
Bella laughed and took the camera from Alice when Esme turned to talk to the guy behind her chair.
"Do you come here often?" she asked him
"what?" he asked looking at her confused
"I'm sorry did you say something? I got lost in your eyes" She said
"huh?" he asked again
"Oh, I'm sorry I dropped something by your feet" she said when he looked down she said "My jaw. You know you are an excellent thief! You stole my heart from across the room"
The guy actually laughed and asked "Whats your name hunny?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I next to each other" She told him
"Well now I wouldn't mind that" he told her
"Your legs must be tired" She told him
"whys that?" He asked
"because you've been running through my mind all night!" she told him and then to his disappointment turned around and walked away.
"That was HILARIOUS!" Bella laughed along with Rose and Alice.
"I'm afraid I confused the poor guy quite a bit" Esme said sitting down.
"I'm fairly sure that was the best thing that's gonna happen to him tonight" Rose laughed "Ok Alice your up!"
Alice picked up a card and read " Get a picture of the inside of the men's restroom' well that sounds easy" she said getting up and picking up that camera "Ill be right back" and 10 seconds later she sat down and showed them the picture.
" I demand a harder one next time" She said sounding disappointed.
Bella laughed at Alice then said "Rose your up"
Rose picked a card and read "Find a guy to give you an article of clothing and wear it for the rest of the night' Ok Ill be right back" She said standing up.
Rosalie walked straight over to 2 guys who were talking. "Excuse me guys" She said
They turned to look and when they saw her both just stared with their mouths open.
" I noticed your hat from across the bar where I'm sitting with my friends" she told them pointing to the others " I really like your hat, I was wondering if I can have it"
"uhhh yeah sure" the guy on the left said then reached over and took the hat off the guy on the right's head. "here you go" The guy on the right was still just staring.
"Thanks boys" Rose said putting the hat on and walking away.
When she came over Bella took a picture of her wearing the hat then Rose set it on the bar. " I dont want to ruin my hair" she explained.
Rose saw that Bella had finished her drink so she waved the bartender over and said " Hey Robert we are in need of some new drinks"
"Coming right up ladies" He smiled patting the place in front of Rose before he went to make them new drinks.
"Ok Bella its you again" Rose told her
Bella picked up her card and read "Take a picture with a cute bartender."
Just then Robert came back with their drinks "Ok girls I have a round of Sex on the Beach shots for you this time"
"Sounds like fun!" Alice said
Bella bit back a laugh then said "Hey Robbie" she could already feel her first drinks kicking in " were playing this game you see and I have to take a picture with the cutest bartender, so I was hoping you could help me out"
"Sure thing beautiful!" he smiled "Come here" he said leaning across the bar to put his arm around her and smile for the camera Esme was holding.
"thanks! Robbie!" Bella smiled.
"Esme its your turn" Alice said
Esme picked up her card and smiled "Excellent ' Get a business!-- /* Style Definitions */ , , {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} 1 {page:Section1;} -- card from a Doctor'" she reached into her wallet and pulled out a card and handed it to Bella.
"Dr. Carlisle Cullen….You are a cheater" Bella told her with a snapped a picture of Bella looking disappointed at Esme.
"Not once did it say the card couldn't be from your husband" Esme told her with a smile and passed the deck onto Alice.
"I agree that was cheating" Alice told her mother "were gonna be watching you for the rest of the night" She warned her.
"You do that dear" Esme laughed.
"Oh this one is much better" Alice said as she read her card "get a piggy back ride from a stranger" Alice hopped off her bar stool and took off before anyone else could say another word.
She walked across the bar to where 3 guys were leaning against the wall talking. She walked over and leaned in next to them. "Hello" one of the guys said to her
"Hi," she smiled "don't mind me I'm just resting"
"Resting?" another of the guys asked.
"Yeah its a long way back to my group and I got a bit tired" She said looking up and them. "Ill just be a minute, unless….no never mind"She said quickly
"unless what?" the 3rd guy asked.
Alice shot him a dazzling smile "I was gonna to say unless one of you fine gentlemen would like to give me a ride. But never mind that was silly"
"No, Id be happy to help" One guy said stepping towards her.
Alice laughed and said "In that case, they are over there" and she pointed right before she jumped on his back.
The guy was shocked for a moment but then headed off in the direction she pointed.
"Right over there" Bella heard Alice say, she whipped around to see Alice on the back of some random guy and took several pictures, maybe a few too many she wasn't sure anymore her last drink was making her loose track of a few things.
"Thanks!" Alice said hopping down and sitting in her seat again.
"oh no problem Babe, you can ride me anytime" the guy told her with a wink. This caused Bella to start giggling uncontrollably.
Alice looked at Bella then said to Rose "looks like Bella is doing a good job of holding her liquor"
Rose just smiled and said "Its my turn 'Draw a tattoo on the bride'" Rose smiled and turned towards Alice who somehow already had marker in her hand.
"Thank you" Rose said taking the marker from Alice and then asked "So Bella where do you want it?" This again caused Bella to start giggling. Rose just roller her eyes and went over to stand in front of her.
Without asking again Rose bent down in front of Bella and started drawing right above her shirt on the left side of Bella's chest.
"Oh that's cold" Bella said taking a deep breath.
"What is the marker or the hand doing the drawing?" Alice asked
"Both" Bella laughed.
"Never had a vampire hand on your chest before?" Rosalie asked with a smirk looking up at Bella.
Bella flushed deep red and said "not as often as I'd like" then looked shocked that it had actually come out of her mouth.
Rosalie just smiled and straightened up. "No need to be embarrassed, it's the truth" She told Bella. "What do you think?"
Bella looked down and smiled "aww it's cute!" Rose had drawn "I 3 Edward" with acute heart in the middle.
Alice got the camera and Bella and Rose both posed for the picture.
"Ok Bella last card for it" Alice told her
Bella picked it up and read "'leave lipstick kissed on the brides face" aw, I can't do that!" She whined.
Alice and Rose were very amused with drunk Bella and started laughing "I think we can help you with that" Alice told her.
She handed Rose the camera and walked over and kissed Bella on the cheek while rose snapped a picture then turned Bella's face so Rose could get a picture of the lipstick mark.
"Esme" Alice said pointing towards Bella.
Esme smiled at Bella then kissed her on the forehead and then her other cheek. Then she turned to pose for a picture with Alice and the marked up Bella.
"My turn" Rose said handing the camera to Esme. Rose kissed Bella on the noise then the chin and posed for her picture.
"There you go!" Alice said "You look beautiful" She laughed.
Bella laughed "I'm thirsty" she said looking around "Where's Robbie"
"Looks like we are ready for our next event" Rose told everyone as she motioned for Robert to come over to them.
"Well talk another round Robert" Rose smiled
"Coming up" he said with a smile.
"In your purse you will find a flip book with numbers on it and .."Rose began
"I got mine!" Bella said a little too loudly holding it up.
They all laughed and Rosalie continued "we will be using these to rate some of the guys here at the bar"
"oh, that sounds fun" Alice said like she heard about it for the first time just now.
Rose rolled her eyes and continued "We will each pick a guy then the others will put up what they think. It will have fun and get to see how similar our tastes are to each others. Ok Bella why don't you pick someone to start off with"
"Ok" Bella said turning around to face the rest of the bar. "Ok that guy over there with the blonde hair"
They all looked and flipped to the number they wanted. Bella held hers up and said "7"
"4" Alice said making a sad face
"5" Rosalie said showing her card
"6" Esme said holding up her card.
"Esme you pick one" Rose told her.
Esme looked around and then pointed "over by the other end of the bar brown hair with the white shirt"
"Ohhh Esme good choice" Alice smiled "8"
"Very nice" Rose commented "7"
"eh" Bella said causing the others to laugh "5"
"I think hes adorable" Esme said and turned over her 8.
"My turn!" Alice said "Ooo Ok tall guy, by the door with the tie"
"Oh Alice" Rose laughed "5"
Alice stuck her tongue out at Rose "I give him a 7"
"hes kinda cute" Bella said "8"
"8" was all Esme said
"Ok let me look" Rose said "got him, playing pool in the green shirt, 8"
"very nice" Alice said "7"
"8" Bella said
"7, hes ok" Esme commented.
"Robert, right on time good man" Rose said as he set down their drinks. Rose flipped her sign around so it was facing the others, it had a 9 on it.
Robert smiled and handed them their drinks " I do my best to keep the pretty ones happy" he smiled.
Bella laughed and said "I'm sure they appreciate that" Showing the others the 8 on her sign
"I hope you do "he winked at her, causing her to start giggling uncontrollably.
Rolling her eyes Alice asked "So what did you bring us this time?" as she held up an 8.
"You got another round of cosmos and the next shot for you ladies will be the screaming orgasm" Robert smiled
"My favorite kind" Rose commented as if she was commentating on the whether. Bella choked on the drink of her Cosmo she had been drinking, and turned bright pink.
"Enjoy" Robert said with a laugh
"Thank you" Esme said as she held up an 8.
Alice lightly patted Bella on the back "You gonna be ok?" she asked with a laugh
"Umm yeah" Bella said taking a deep breath.
"Good! Because I really think we need move on to our next event!" Alice said excitedly.
Rose looked annoyed for a second then laughed "Yes it is, Ladies if you will follow me this way" she said getting up and moving around the bar and pointing to an empty stage with a microphone stand in the corner of the bar.
"oh no" Bella whispered.
"Oh YES" Alice answered pushing her towards the stage.
"What are we singing?" Bella asked looking scared.
"Lets take a look" Alice said retreating a book from a nearby stand. They all set to work to find the perfect song.
After much deliberation, laughing and stupid suggestions, they made their decision. Alice told the guy running Karaoke what they wanted and he cued it up for them.
as the music began Bella's eyes got wide.
"Does he love me?
I wanna know!
How can I tell if he loves me so?" she sang into the mic.
"Is it in his eyes?" the other 3 sang together in perfect harmony. Causing Bella to laugh.
"Oh no! You need to see!" Alice filled in for her
"Is it in his size?" Bella sang with Esme.
"Oh no! You make believe!" Rosalie smiled as she sang
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
Its in his kiss!
(That's where it is!)
They continued their song switching off every other line. By the time the song came to an end they had even worked up a little dance with a lot of hand movements and swaying.
When they hit their last note they were cheered by the crowed that had assembled to watch them make fools of them selves.
"Thank you thank you" Alice said taking a bow before getting off the stage,causing Rose and Bella to laugh at her all the way back to the bar.
"That was fun!" Bella said sitting down and finishing the rest of her drink.
"Im glad you enjoyed it" Rose laughed. Just then a guy came over and leaned in next to Rose
"You guys sounded great up there" he said
"thanks" Rose brushed him off and turned towards the others who were all holding their cards up. 3,4,2 they read "yeah I agree" Rose laughed.
Robert was already there before Rose could call him. He brought another round of Cosmos
"Your amazing" She told him
"I try" he laughed as he walked away.
"So now what" Bella asked taking a sip of her drink.
"I think we need to talk a few more pictures of our evening out" Alice said pulling out the camera
"Pictures!" Bella said jumping up and wrapping her arm around Alice and smiling.
"Bella sweetie, I have the camera" Alice told her with a smile.
"Well give it to someone else so they can take our picture!" Bella demanded loudly
"Ok!" Alice said just as loudly. "Esme will you take our picture?"
"Of course dear" Esme said biting back a laugh.
"Ok 1, 2, 3" Esme said as she took the picture
"Ok me and Rose next! Me and Rose next!!!" Bella said pushing Alice away.
"I guess my time is up" Alice joked as Bella pushed her again.
Rose came and stood next to Bella.
"Wow! You're tall!" Bella told her. Rosalie laughed as Bella took a step up on one of the rungs on her bar stool and wrapped her arms around her from behind.
After Esme took the picture Bella pushed Rose away the same way she had Alice an said "Essssmeeee its your turn!"
Esme smiled and moved over to stand next to Bella.
"We need one of the 4 of us!" Bella shouted as soon as Alice snapped the picture,then turned and called "Oh Robbie can you come here for a sec??
"How can I help my favorite costumers?" Robert asked with a smile.
"Would you mind taking a picture of the 4 of us?" Esme asked.
"Of course not" he said taking the camera from Alice.
The 4 of them got together and Robert snapped the picture. "Thanks Robbie!" Bella smiled reaching across the bar for the camera. She seemed to have forgotten that she was standing on the barstool because when she moved her foot off one side the stool toppled over and she fell.
Without thinking Esme swooped down and caught her around the waist before she could hit the ground. Placing her back on her feel Esme asked "You OK Bella?"
"Woah!" Robert exclaimed eyes wide "You have some amazing reflexes, I don't think I've ever seen a sober person move that fast let alone someone after that many drinks"
"Gotta love that vampire speed!" Bella smiled hugging Esme. Then her eyes widened and she covered her mouth with her hands. "im sorry" she breathed.
Rosalie, Alice and Esme all stared at each other for a fraction of a second with wide eyes.
"Ok looks like someone has had a few too many" Robert laughed.
"I guess so" Alice said forcing a laugh as she gathering their stuff "We should go"
"Yeah let's get her home" Esme said pulling Bella away from the bar. "Rose, you can handle the bill while Alice and I get her to the car right?"
"Of course" Rose said reaching around to grab her purse "You guys take American Express right?" She asked him.
"Uh, yeah we do" Robert said taking her black credit card. "Hey you guys aren't diving yourselves are you?" he asked
"Oh no" Rose smiled as he handed her the receipt to sign "We have a driver" She told him.
"Good, Id hate to have to worry about you guys driving home after all those drinks" He told her.
"Oh no, we will be fine" She said signing the receipt. "Thanks for drinks" She smiled.
"Oh no…hey I think you accidentally added an extra zero on the tip line." He told her holding up the receipt.
"Nope!" she called back over her shoulder with a smile "That's for you! Thanks for everything!!"
Rosalie was in the car before the bar door closed. She looked Esme who was in the drivers seat then back at Alice and lastly at Bella who had her head in Alice's lap.
"I'm soo sorry guys really I am! I didn't mean to, it just slipped out!" Bella said looking like she was about to cry.
"Bella!" Rose yelled to get her attention. Bella's eyes snapped to Rose's and began to fill with tears. "That was THE….funniest thing I think I have seen in a long time!" and the 3 of them began laughing.
"Wait what?" Bella asked confused lifting her head out of Alice's lap, and wiping the tears off her cheeks that slipped out.
"Bella Bella Bella" Alice said trying to control her laughter "Do you honestly think anyone believed you? Your drunk…like fall down drunk, like you actually fell down drunk" Alice started laughing again.
"What Alice is trying.." Esme began
"and failing" Rose added under her breath
"to say, is that no believed you. The bartender is the only one who saw and he knows your drunk, he thinks you just said something random in your inebriated state"
"Then why did we leave so quick?" Bella demanded.
"We left so no one would notice how upset you were by what you said" Rose explained "The comment its self wasn't too damaging but if you started freaking out over it then people would start to think it was odd and wonder why you were so concerned. That's when we would have been in trouble."
"As long as we could get out before you could get too upset we were good" Alice said "So we played up the drunk thing"
"So I didn't almost give everything away?" she asked taking a shaky breath.
"Nope" Alice smiled.
"Oh, well good. But in that case I'm pissed" Bella said crossing her arms over her chest and pouting.
"And why the hell are you mad?" Rose asked with a smirk.
"You let me think I had ruined everything" Bella said wiping her eyes again " I was terrified"
Rosalie just laughed and turned around. Bella stared out the window and pouted all the way back to the hotel.
"Oh she's ridiculous" Alice whispered at vampire speed causing Esme and Rosalie to start laughing again.
When they pulled into the hotel parking lot Bella was struggling with her seat belt, for some reason she wasn't able to get it to unhooked.
"Here let me help" Alice said reaching over to undo the seat belt for her.
"Don't touch me" Bella slurred.
"Fine do it yourself" Alice laughed, and got out of the car.
"Ah ha! Success!" Bella cheered as she got her seat belt undone. Its seems she celebrated a bit early because as soon as she stepped out of the car she promptly tripped.
Rose reached out and grabbed her "Looks like someone should stop focusing on being angry and start watching where they are going" she told her as if she was a 3 year old and pinched her cheek.
"I hate you" Bella told her as she stood up.
Rose just laughed as she followed behind Bella. This turned out to be a good idea because when Bella went to step up the curb she swayed and had to take a step back to regain her balance.
"ok were aren't getting anywhere like this" Rose said watching Bella try again and again to get her foot up the curb.
"You can say that again" Alice said from the other side of Bella.
"This could take all night" Esme commented on Bella's 4th try.
"OK come on Bella" Rose said walking over to her , picking her up and putting her on her back.
"HEY!" Bella screamed outraged. Rose just rolled her eyes and grabbed on to Bella's legs and began to walk into the hotel. Bella looked angry for about 2 seconds then smiled and said "This is fun!!"
"Oh god" Rose whispered as Bella began bouncing up and down. " I am not a horse Bella, stop it!"
"Rose go faster!" Bella laughed
"I will not" Rose stated firmly. Esme and Alice followed behind them laughing.
When they got into the elevator Rose put Bella down and leaned her against the wall.
"Boo, your no fun" Bella complained.
"I'm plenty of fun" Rose laughed patting Bella on the cheek "just ask Emmett"
"Id rather not" Bella said.
When the doors opened Alice picked Bella up and said "Come on lets get you to bed"
"Yay!" Bella said as Alice ran down the hall with Bella on her back.
"That's why you're my favorite" She said hugging Alice.
Alice beamed as she opened the door to Bella's room.
"But I still love you Rosie!" Bella said right before she fell asleep.
"Well, Bella is defiantly an interesting drunk" Esme laughed as she pulled off her shoes and pulled the blankets over her.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed that! I know I did. just a quick note... I dont drink so if that combination of things would have been bad together, sorry I had no idea I just tried to go for things that sounded blachelorette-y. =)
OH! I also added pics in my profile of what I see them wearing.
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