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Duck or Chicken?


"Sakura! Sit still!" Sakura just fidgeted more.

"I'm sorry Hinata. It's just that I'm so nervous. What if Sasuke doesn't show up?"

"Don't worry, he loves you, he'll show." Hinata responded soothingly. Sakura just sighed.

"Easy for you to say, Naruto worships the ground you walk on. On your wedding day, you knew he was there. You could hear him." Hinata laughed lightly. What could she say? It was true. Naruto had been making a big fuss.

"True. But Sasuke really does love you." Hinata finished pinning Sakura's hair up and lightly clipped the veil on. "There, all done. You can look in the mirror now." Sakura turned and gasped.

Hinata had done a great job. She'd pinned Sakura's hair up in a bun, leaving only a few strands to cover the sides of her face. Sakura's wedding dress was just a plain white dress that clinched at her waist and barely swept the floor. The only color splashed on was a pink cherry blossom belt that went around her waist. (God, I suck ass at describing this.)

Sakura smiled at her image. "Looks awesome Hina!" Sakura turned around and hugged the very flustered girl. "Thank you!"

"You're welcome Sakura." Hinata smiled. "Come on, we're going to be late."

The girls exited the house and went into Hinata's car. It only took them five minutes to reach their destination. The park. Sakura exited and smiled, she loved it here.

"Sakura!" Her mother called out to her. "You're late! Come on, hurry up!" Her bouquet was thrust into her hands, and before she knew it, she was holding onto her father's arm as he led her down the makeshift aisle.

Sakura looked at everything, saving the front for last. The wedding was being held in the park that Sakura and Sasuke used to play in when they were younger. They both had so many memories here that it only seemed right to have the wedding here too. On both sides of the aisle were white chairs where their relatives and close friends sat. There were flowers everywhere, mostly pink roses and cherry blossoms scattered about.

Sakura couldn't help but look at Sasuke. Her destination, the front of the aisle, was right in front of the swing set where she used to launch herself off into Sasuke's arms. She nearly started laughing when she saw where her soon-to-be-husband was.

The moron was sitting on a swing. Not just any old swing, but the swing. Her swing. Their swing. The one that she used to launch off. The one she used to try to get as high as she could on, so she could see the whole park. She smiled and as she approached, Sasuke stood up.

Leaving her father's arm, she took his and whispered, "Moron, that wasn't a part of the plan."

He just smirked, "I know. And you shouldn't call your soon-to-be-husband a moron on our wedding day, I may just walk away."

She stuck her tongue out. She knew he was only kidding but still, the possibility that he may leave frightened her.

As if sensing her discomfort, Sasuke tightened his hand around hers and squeezed it. She smiled.

The ceremony was nothing special. The priest blathered on and Sasuke and Sakura completely ignored him, choosing instead, to focus on each other. Sasuke was wearing a dark blue suit. It was so dark a color that it looked black and only being this close to him, could Sakura tell.

She'd only given him a quick once over before, but now she looked more closely. It looked like he'd tried to smooth his hair down for the wedding, but had failed. It looked all messy in the back, but it was somehow sexy, and Sakura couldn't help but smile wide.

"What are you smiling about?" Sasuke whispered to her.

"What? I can't smile on my wedding day?" She whispered back.

"You can, but this is an 'I'm about to laugh' smile."

"You don't want to know."

"Yes I do."

"Fine, but I warned you. Your hair looks more like a chicken's ass than ever today, Sasu." He grimaced and she smiled even wider. "I told you that you didn't want to know."

The priest was getting pretty mad at them for talking; he was the only one close enough to hear. Sakura giggled silently, the priest was pissed. He was glaring at them so hard that he nearly put Sasuke's glares to shame.

Suddenly, the priest stopped all together, but it wasn't Sasuke's fault, or Sakura's either. There were a whole craps load of fangirls out for blood. Sakura's blood.

"Sasuke! I thought you got the police force to keep them out."

"I did…" Sasuke said, glairing slightly. And as if right on cue, as soon as the words left his mouth, the battered police people came through.

"Oi! Bitch!" Karin, who was apparently their 'leader' called out. "We want the Uchiha, and we want him now!"

Sakura threw a rock at Karin. "Who's the bitch?"

"You go Sakura!" Naruto called out from the best man's position, behind Sasuke. He took out a dart gun. "I thought I might be needing this." Sakura eyed the gun.

"Naruto…what's in there?"

He shrugged, "I just thought, you know, just in case the fangirls came to try to ruin the wedding, we'd need some help. So I filled my stun gun up. They're only darts, but the girls will stay knocked out for a few hours." And he shot the gun…a couple of times.

A few minutes later, there was a mass of sleeping girls. Karin had had to be shot four times. The damn bitch just wouldn't go down!

"Damn, Naruto. When'd you get smart?" Sasuke was exactly one half serious.

"I've been smart a long time, Chicken Ass. You just didn't notice."

"Hn."

(Un)Fortunately, that was the last of the surprises and the rest of the wedding went on as planned. The "I do's," went right on time. Sakura paid attention and no one lost an eye. All in all, a better wedding than they had planned.

Sakura tossed the bouquet, it landed in Ino's arms. Ino squealed and kissed her boyfriend, Shikamaru. "I expect a ring soon!" She'd said and Shikamaru, being the man that he is said only, "Troublesome woman." Everyone'd laughed. Unlike Ino, they knew that he planned to propose the next day.

People came up and congratulated her and Sasuke; people milled about and then went to where the reception was being held. It was near the lake and within walking distance. Only about five minutes from the park.

Soon only she and Sasuke were left.

"Coming Sakura?" Her husband questioned.

"Yeah, one sec." Sasuke could tell that she wanted to be alone, so he went to wait for her by the gait.

Sakura smiled softly and sat down on the swing that she loved so much. It was like a piece of her, really.

Slowly she swung back and forth. "I'll be back soon, okay?" She whispered to the swing. She sat there for about another two minutes before getting up and making her way to the entrance, where she knew Sasuke was waiting.

Two older woman watched Sasuke and Sakura board the limo that would take them to the airport and their honeymoon.

"They grow up so fast, don't they Mikoto?" Sakura's mother asked.

"They do." The woman dabbed at her eyes. She was going to start crying again.

"What was that old nursery rhyme Naruto used to sing?" As if hearing her, Naruto popped up.

"Sasuke and Sakura sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes the love, then comes the marriage, then… I never remember that part." Naruto shrugs.

"Then comes the baby in a golden carriage." Mikoto finished for him.

"Right!" Naruto gives both the woman a hug and wanders off, most likely looking for his wife.

"You know, they never did that first part."

"The love?" Mikoto asks, confused.

"No, the sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G." She half sang.

"No," Mikoto mused, a half smile on her face. "They never did, did they?"


Sorry about Sakura's description. I suck at those.

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