EmPOV
I was running, the wind whistling through my (non-existent) hair, the hard dirt ground flying underneath of my feet.
"Emmett! Why do you have that look on your face?"
Stupid Jasper!
He just had to ruin my moment, didn't he?
"What look?" I asked him with a harsh 'you ruined my moment' tone.
"The look that says you're too happy. You know; the one that makes you look like you're a guy with flowing golden hair riding a unicorn through the clouds."
"Oooohhhh," I said. "That one."
Nessie giggled and I figured it was because of Jasper's unicorn comment.
Although, unicorns were quite cool…
I wonder what they would taste like…
GASP!! What are you saying Emmett?!?! You could never eat a unicorn!!
"Uncle Em, snap out of it we're here!" Ness yelled at me.
"Ok ok!" I replied.
Hmph. Replied is a funny word. I like said better.
"EMMETT!!!"
This time it was Jasper and Nessie.
I realized I had stopped dead (haha) in my tracks while thinking about 'replied'.
Now I knew the reason for the name yelling.
RPOV
We were running towards are hunting spot and it was getting boring.
I kept my head down, watching the ground as it flew under my feet.
I looked up to see Uncle Emmett with a strange expression on his face.
I wondered what he was thinking.
"Emmett! Why do you have that look on your face?" Uncle Jasper asked.
"What look?" Uncle Emmett replied in a rather harsh tone, I may add.
"The look that says you're too happy. You know; the one that makes you look like you're a guy with flowing golden hair riding a unicorn through the clouds."
"Oooohhhh," he said. "That one."
I giggled because of Uncle Jasper's unicorn comment.
Uncle Em noticed and then got another strange look on his face.
Shortly after, we arrived at our spot.
Uncle Emmett still had that look on his face.
"Uncle Em, snap out of it we're here!" I yelled at him.
"Ok ok!" he replied.
He got that look again.
"EMMETT!!" both Uncle Jasper and I yelled at him
JPOV
What the hell was wrong with Emmett?
He had this weird look on his face.
"Emmett! Why do you have that look on your face?" I asked.
"What look?" he said with a harsh tone.
"The look that says you're too happy. You know; the one that makes you look like you're a guy with flowing golden hair riding a unicorn through the clouds."
"Oooohhhh," he said. "That one."
I heard Nessie giggle and figured it was from my comment about unicorns.
Soon we arrived at our spot.
Emmett looked dazed again.
"Uncle Em, snap out of it we're here!" Ness yelled at him.
"Ok ok!" he replied.
Yet again, he got that look on his face.
"EMMETT!!" Nessie and I yelled at him.
He snapped out of it and went to crouch behind a tree, as did I.
Nessie followed close behind and soon we were all sitting quietly, waiting for the herd of deer off to the east to come out into the clearing.
The deer moved out and I spotted a huge buck.
"I call the ten pointer!!" I whispered at inhuman speed to the others.
"Whatever!" Emmett whispered back.
"You can have it. I want that one," he said pointing to a buck with an even bigger body than the one I had picked out.
I got ready and then pounced, hitting my mark exactly.
Nessie jumped on a mountain lion and took him down.
She takes after her father in the hunting department, along with many other things.
Emmett went to pounce on his deer but missed terribly and landed right on its antlers.
The deer started running around frantically while Emmett bobbed around and tried to hold on for dear life.
His shirt had gotten caught on a point on the deer's antler.
It stayed that way until, finally, Emmett was thrown off about ten feet, landing with a loud thud.
RPOV
Poor Uncle Emmett.
JPOV
"Nice Emmett. Nice."
I sighed.
"Alright. I think it's time to go home," I stated.
"I think that's a good idea Uncle Jasper. Besides, I have clothes to go through. I promised Auntie Alice that I would rid my closet of last week's styles. She's taking me to Paris when she gets back so that we can find me some designer stuff."
"That's Alice for ya!" Emmett said.
"I love her to death but I will admit, she can be a handful when it comes to shopping." I replied.
"Let's get going." Ness said.
We turned and headed back towards the house.
I know. Not the funniest chapter but I'm getting there. Next chapter might take a little longer. I was out of school for a week because I was sick so I am going to have a lot of make-up work to do.
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