(Steel belongs to Noah Rhodes.)

Vampire meet Crazed Khajiit

Steel stepped out of the portal and was greeted with a sight, one that made him question if he had really left the realm of madness. Armada was walking on her hands, while Serana looked on. The strangest part was the fact that Armada was also balancing the wabbajack on one foot while balancing the sanguine rose on the other.

"Hello Steel, did you have a pleasant time with your girlfriend?" Serana teased, Armada waved her tail in greetings before going back to walking in circles.

"One, not my girlfriend, she has tried to set me up with some guys too many times for that. Second, Kazder would kill me if I tried to cheat on him." Steel said taking a seat on a boulder near the lake.

Another portal opened up and Do' Kazder stepped out, Steel raked his eyes over his lover's body. Kazder was wearing his ebony armor, with helm tucked under his arm, shield and sword sheathed. Kazder was at a quick glance pure black in fur color, but a closer look showed the darker patterns running like tiger stripes. He nodded his greeting to Serana, banishing his armor and sword with a wave of his hand. Leaving him in plain Khajiit robes, that Steel loved as the pale colors contrasted nicely.

"This one would not kill Steel if he tried to cheat on me with Sheo, This one would simply ask to join." Kazder joked, as he moved to sit behind Steel.

"Steel, Kazder, this one is happy to see you again!" Armada chirped as she jogged up from the shore.

"Yes, Steel told this one that you promised us a story." Kazder's deep rumble of a voice, vibrated through Steel melting him into the warm flesh.

"That is true, I guess we do." Serana acknowledged, Armada nodded as she crawled into the lap of her wife.

Steel looked at the pair sitting there, Khajiit lounging in the lap of her wife. Steel had been amazed that the hyperactive Khajiit dragonborn would become so calm and kitten like when under the hand of her wife, it had also taken Kazder and Steel some time to get use to the fact that the Khajiit did not wear much. Like Sheo in the old days, the crazed woman was either in her armor or in nothing but her underclothes.

"This one will start, as my Moon was still sleeping when I found her." Armada sang, and began purring when Serana scratched her ears.


**Skyrim several years ago.**

Armada's ebony sword slid in between the ribs of the death hound, as the beast slid off the blade she dove to the side to avoid an ice spike. The two vampires that had been in the cave, were now down to one. Armada panted lightly behind the pillar, another ice spike shattered against the pillar.

"I will see you burn!" the vampire yelled, Armada knew she should keep her mouth shut but she still snarked back.

"Then this one suggests using fire magic, hard to burn with ice!" Armada, grinned madly at the yell of savage rage.

When her shoulders stopped heaving she shouldered her staff of frostbite, with a few sharp gestures she called magic to her left hand. Armada charged the spell and hurled it to her right, the impact caught the attention of the female vampire making her rush around the pillar. Armada moved silent despite the ebony armor she wore, she knew the moment the vampire stepped on to the trap. The dull whoosh, heralded the blast of heat and scream of pain as the fire rune triggered.

"See this is what this one meant, Fire to burn ice to freeze." Armada told the pile of ashes, humming lightly she moved to loot the cave.

Finding the vigilant corpse made the piece click for Armada. "Oops, this one forgot about meeting this human." Armada muttered to herself.

Moving through the cave, she neared another room with very dim lighting. Armada paused a far bit back, looking at the room with suspicion at the shadow pond in the center. She drew her ebony blade and the staff 'eye of Melka', enjoying the hum of power that flowed up her arms from their touch.

"LAAS YAH NIR!" she hissed, feeling the power flow through her and out into the room.

Every being in the room was lit up in her vision, she hissed lightly at the large number of skeletons. Rolling the Eye in her hand she focused, with a short jab a fire ball struck the pond. The blast tore the undead bone monsters to bits, Armada rushed forward to cross the pond before the vampire on the other side could react. With a spin to add power to her swing she severed the vampire's head.

The scream the vampire made as her head fell off mixed with the rushing sound of the soul being pulled into a gem on the dragonborn's hip. She moved with the grace born of her race into the next room, seeing the spider and Vampire master on the other side of a gate. Shouldering her staff she pulled another one off her back, with a quick thrust the spider and Vampire began to fight each other.

Before either could win and notice her, Armada shouldered that staff before lighting her hand up with a dark swirling magic. another sharp gesture had a flame atronach Thrall bursting into being on the other side of the gate, the fight ended quickly as the flame atronach Thrall burnt the other fighters quickly. Armada looted what she could before moving on.


Armada crouched over the corpse of the loud mouth vampire, she had killed her way to this center island thing. After looting the shiny things and other treasures off the bodies, she moved to the center of the platform. A button that gleamed a dull red sat atop a simple post, after looking at it for a few minutes Armada shrugged.

"Eh, this one has always said, never leave a button un-pushed." Armada told the thrall, that just swam in the air around her purring.

Armada took a moment to ogle the thrall, she could summon just about any level of summon there was but the flames held a special place for her. She thought that if she had to fight beside a Daedra it should had a great body, her thrall was very pleasing to the eye. Shaking her head to clear thoughts of sex out, she slapped the button and at once began cursing. The spike drove straight through her palm, when it retracted she leapt back cursing in her native tongue.

Grumbling the entire time, she began pushing the basins around, as the last basin filled with purple flame she felt the island start to shake. At large black portal opened, and the post began to rise out of it. a large black stone pillar followed it up, Armada stalked up to it where the door should be.

"Better be something worth the pain and work this one had to go through, otherwise This one is going to burn the next being she comes across!" she growled, when the doors opened she felt her jaw drop at the sight.


Serana felt something sweet and exotic enter her mouth, the taste was not something she had ever tasted before. But she knew she wanted more, she became aware of her prison moving upwards. The doors opened and she fell forwards, she weakly put her arms out to catch herself. Instead of cold stone she gently thumped against cool ebony armor, the entire suit hummed with power.

"This one is use to woman falling for her, but never quite like this." Serana heard a strange accented voice tease, the voice was quite smooth and rumbling that soothed her.

She became aware of the fact that she was still sagged in the arms of a strange woman, she tried to move but only got a face full of scent. It was the scent of the blood she had tasted, along with a heart beat that was far too strong to be human or any mortal race. The undertones of the scent revealed that this woman was a Khajiit and a werewolf by the smell of it.

"Thank you for freeing me." Serana thanked the strange woman, standing up she saw that the woman was slightly shorter that her standing around 5' 6".

The Khajiit was standing dressed in full ebony plate armor, over her shoulder Serana could see no less than eight staves. On her hip rested many pouches on the left side with an enchanted ebony sword on the right. Serana also smelled power coming from the pack on the woman's back. The helmeted head tilted to the side a bit.

"Does the pretty vampire see something she likes?" the Khajiit purred, leaning forward to run her gauntlet hand under Serana's chin making her jerk back in surprise.

"I just wanted a better look at my saviour, though I am curious as to why a werewolf freed me?" She defended, shifting her weight to smirk at the woman.

"This one was asked to help by the dawn guard, as to werewolf, This one has always been one." Serana was shocked she had never met a bloodline wolf.

After a bit more talking they decided to travel together for a bit, Serana would help her in exchange for being helped home. Serana asked to rest for a bit more before they tried to leave, Armada nodded and then surprised Serana again.

"This one wants to know, are you thirsty?" Serana nodded hesitantly, before she could wonder about what was going on Armada began stripping.

"What are you doing?" Serana cried backing up a bit, she was starting to panic that the woman might try and force herself on Serana.

"you said that you are thirsty, so this one was exposing her neck to let you have an easier time feeding." Serana felt her jaw drop at the confused tone, this woman was offering a feeding to a starving vampire like it was nothing.

"you're sure about this, I don't want to kill you or turn you." Serana worried, Armada laughed.

"Silly Serana, only whelps of impure blood can be turned from our powers! Also this one does not die easily, and having a beautiful woman clinging to me is a fantasy of this one." Armada teased with a sultry look, Serana sighed.

She knelt beside the woman when she sat, moving to straddle Armada's lap. She felt that it was the least she could do as payment, with another thank you she bent her head and bit deeply. The sweet and smoky taste flooded her mouth, as she drank she wonder if she would ever be able to drink anything else after tasting this perfect blood.

She sat in the lap of a stranger held like a lover, the only sounds were their breath and the pounding of Armada's heart. After she finished feeding she sent a gentle pulse through the woman to close the wounds, after that she sat there straddling Armada unwilling to break the sweet embrace. Without meaning to she fell into a natural sleep, the last thing she heard was a gentle humming rumble that she dimly knew to be purring.