"No way!"
Cat bent down to hug her younger cousins, and then stood to greet her aunts and uncles. They pulled her in to the house and asked her questions.
"How's your career going? Is Hornswoggle really as devilish as he seems? Is Finlay really tough? Was it fun smashing Regal?"
Cat held up her hands and answered everyone's questions one by one. Finally, two of her teenaged cousins spoke up.
"We're going to kill Hardy," they said in unison. Everyone turned to stare at the twins.
"Siobhan, James," Patrick started.
"Uncle Pat, let us talk," Siobhan said.
"We know that Matt meant a lot to Cat. When Cat goes back, we want to come with," James said. Siobhan went over to her cousin and hugged her.
"Catty's our cousin, notre famillie," she said, staring at her uncle. "We love her. And we want to help."
Cat smiled and ruffled her cousin's hair.
"That's sweet, you guys, but I can't," she said. Siobhan gave a pouted. Cat sighed, never able to resist that look.
"Fine, but I'll have to train you, and we have to deal with Vince McMahon," she said. Twins jumped around, shouting. They agreed to start training the next day, and skipping practices meant the deal was off. The month passed quickly, and Cat's heart wasn't broken, but it was far away from whole. Too soon was she going back to work, but this time with some extra baggage.
"I can't believe you're bringing them," Patrick said. Catriona shrugged, heaving the twins luggage onto the truck.
"They won't be with me long. Not unless one of their parents comes with. They can't have a serious job with the WWE until their eighteen," she said, pulling her hat down over one sparkling eye. She smiled and continued piling her stuff on.
"See you, aul man," she whispered, hugging her dad. "I'll call when we land, okay?"
"Okay, lass," Patrick said, tears in his eyes.
"Siobhan! James! Let's go!" Cat called. The twins said their good-byes and the trio went off to the airport. Several hours later, they landed in San Jose, California.
"Welcome to America, children's. Finlay should be picking us up soon," Cat said, pulling out her cell phone and calling her dad to calm his nerves. She then swiftly dialed the number of her manager and trainer.
"Where are you?"
"Look behind you!"
Cat jumped and turned. She hugged Finlay around the neck and squealed. The twins had to help the Irishman pull her off.
"Jeez, Catty, we never knew you had a thing for older men," James said.
"With a wife and children," Siobhan said, poking her in the ribs.
"Ha, ha. Funny, Dave, these two little devils are Siobhan and James, my cousins-"
"Yes, we are identical twins."
"Who want to fight with me, unfortunately. Siobhan, James, This is my trainer and manager, Dave Finlay," Cat said, finishing the introductions.
"Nice to meet you," Finlay said, shaking hands with the twins.
"Pleasantries over, and we have a hotel check in to check in to," Cat said and grabbed her bags. The twins followed suit, grinning to themselves.


The lights dimmed as soon as the couple stepped into the ring. Another song started that was not their opponents.

Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed,
When the lights are dim and
Your hands are shaking as your sliding off your shirt
And think of what you did and
How I hope to god she was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As your fingers touch your skin

Panic! At The Disco's 'Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off' blared over the loudspeakers, three figures came walking out singing it. The leader of the three stepped forward off the stage and toward the ring, where Matt Hardy and Lita stood, a bit shocked.
As the chorus line started, the other two companions revealed their faces and ran forward to separate the couple. The girl took Matt and the boy took Lita. The leader confronted Matt, an angry etched across her features.

So I guess we're back to us
Oh cameramanswing to swing to focus
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that I last left off?
Let's pick up, pick up


Oh now I do recall
We were just getting to the part
Where the shock sets in and the stomach acid
Finds a new way of making you sick

The other two stepped up to Matt. The girl stepped on his instep and the boy hit him on the head. Lita made a move toward Matt, but the ring leader stopped her.

I hope you didn't expect to get all of the attention.
Let's not get selfish
Did you really think I'd let you steal this chorus.

As the song finished, Matt and Lita were on the mat, groaning and bleeding. They were in shock at the beating they had received in time to a song
"Do you remember me Matt? Or has Lita sucked those memories right out of you?"
Matt looked up weakly. His eye brows furrowed together. He mouthed, "Catriona."
"Yes, Matty dearest. Catriona O'Drwyre's back after you tore her heart out," she said, venom dripping in each word. "You have hell to pay, Matthew Moore Hardy."
Cat turned sharply, the crowd roaring approval. Matt and Lita had become the new Edge and Vickie and frankly, it was sickening.

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