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Chapter 4 You are what you eat

"Truth or Dare, Li-yen!" Zofis sneered.

"I would like a dare!" Li-yen said.

"I dare you to sing "Don't cha" by the Pussycat Dolls!" Zofis sneered.

"I know ya like me!" Li-yen began. "I know ya do!" She then belted out the lyrics to the song to peals of raucous laughter.

"All right!" Li-yen said. She gazed at Haru. "Truth or Dare!"

"Dare me, woman!" Haru said.

"I saw your face turning green when Sugino mentioned about his loving of insects!" Li-yen said. "I dare you to eat a bowl of crickets!" Li-yen took a Tupperware container out of her bag and handed it to Haru. He opened the lid. It was filled to the brim with crickets.

Haru took one cricket out of the container and said, "You gotta be kidding, woman! I'm not eating this stuff!" He then put it in his mouth. "I'm gonna be sick afterwards." Haru continued to unwillingly eat the insects. Soon, the container was empty.

"Eww!" Suzy screamed. "That's gross!"

"Truth or dare, Koko!" Haru said.

"Truth!" Koko said. "I don't want to humiliate myself."
"Has Zofis eaten anything unusual in front of you?" Haru asked.

"Well, he did eat a dead mouse at one time!" Koko said.

In Sherry's Mind: That was only the appetizer. I bet you fifteen thousand dollars that Koko's the main course. What if he's fattening her up to eat her?

"Eww!" Suzy repeated. "Gross!"

"All right, Kiyo!" Koko said. "Truth or dare?"

"Dare!" Kiyo said after hesitation.

"I dare you to sing 'Iron Man Folgore' at the top of your lungs!" Koko said.

"OK, but just this once!" Kiyo said. He sung the song. Kanchome and Folgore were rolling on the floor laughing.

"Now, it's your turn, Folgore!" Kiyo said. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth!" Folgore said.

"How many girls have you kissed in the last week?" Kiyo asked.

"Let's-a see!" Folgore said. He thought for a moment. "Mamma mia! I a-lost count!"

Kiyo anime fell.

"Now it's your turn, Ponygon!" Folgore said. "Truth or Dare?"

"Meru!" Ponygon said.

"He wants a Truth!" Kafka translated.

"What is your least favorite food?"

"Meru-meru!" Ponygon sighed. Translation: I hate carrots.

"Truth or dare?" Kafka said to Eido.

"I would prefer a dare!" Eido said. "Dude, I don't wanna tell about my love life!"

"I dare you to kiss Suzy!" Kafka said. Eido walked over to Suzy and kissed her on the lips.

"You pervert!" Suzy said. "Tia, may I borrow that frying pan?" Tia threw the frying pan to Suzy. Suzy chased Eido around the room waving the frying pan psychopathically.

I love torturing some of the ZB characters. It's so fun. Next chapter will be the final chapter of this story, when Penny gets dared to kiss somebody.