/Sonic's POV
Setting: Santa Monica Pier, Santa Monica, California; 7:20pm
Panty and I, rushed to Stocking's room, bracing ourselves for what we were about to get ourselves into. I was for one, pretty terrified! Knowing Stocking and Daffy's harsh relationship, they were probably at the verge of killing each other dead. Athough, by the sounds of what Stocking yelled earlier...
~Flashback~
"Goddamnit, stop diddling yourself, in my fucking room!" Stocking yelled friviously.
~End Flashback~
...It sounds like it is going to be alot worse than that! When we got to Stocking's door, all of what Panty and I heard was screaming...the blood-curtling kind. We heard two different blood-curtling screams. One from Stocking, and one from, you guessed it...Daffy freaking Duck! We both immediately barged in the room, to find a very awkward picture! Basically, Daffy was shaking in terror, with his body covering Stocking's TV, as if he is hiding something from her. As Daffy was yelling from the top of his lungs, so was Stocking-as she had her heavenly katana, dangerously close to Daffy's head.
"I'm going to fucking KILL you!" Stocking howls in a pit of rage, as she is ready to slit Daffy's throat.
"Ahhh, i didn't do it! I'm not a crook! I'm NOT A CROOK!" Daffy retorts, in his own stupid way, imitating Richard Nixon! Panty then decided to say something before Stocking killed him.
"Hey Hookers!" Panty yells so that they both get her attention. Daffy and Stocking both turn to see Panty and i, in a very concerned matter. "What the fuck are you guys doing to each other? Are you guys kink fucking or something? "
"NO!" yelled both Stocking and Daffy, with very angry yet worried faces!
"Then what is it?!" I said. "We just heard you two yelling from the damn kitchen! It HAS to be something, guys! Seriously!
"Oh, i'll explain what happened!" Stocking says firmly and confidently. "I'll explain it real fucking good! Daffy snuck into my fucking room, diddling himself to something he watching on MY fucking television, while i was fucking sleeping! And when i finally wake up, what do i find? Daffy fucking his corkscrew dick, about to fucking cum on my fucking television. And, i'm about to find out what the hell he was jacking off to!"
"Ahahaha!" Panty laughs out of nowhere, at least in my eyes. "That's hilarious! Just last night, i caught Sonic here, didling himself as well, to get this: The fucking pink hedgehog that we saw yesterday. He was like "Oh, Amy! Pound my sonic dick with your Piko-Piko Hammer! Oh! Ohhhh! Hammer it until you get enough rings from me to twist it, like a witchdoctor! Then suck it so hard, like it's a Bop It Toy!"
"PANTY!" I yelled in extreme shock! "WHAT! THE! ACTUAL! FRICK!
"You fricked yourself, alright!" Panty says as she playfully winks at me. I felt very uncomfortable. I know Panty was just toying with me, but it was still annoyingly uncomfortable.
"Noooo!" I didn't do ittt!" Daffy screamed to the top of his lungs, in anguish!
Stocking kicked Daffy in the sidegut, with all of her might, launching him to the left of her room, and slamming into the wall. Stocking then gave a rather concerning devilish grin.
"Now, let's see what kind of shit you were rubbing your duck dick to, shall we?!" Stocking howled as she rushed to her TV. Panty couldn't stop giggling and i could not get the smug look out of my face...and what we saw next was absolutely horrifying. To Panty, it was comedy gold.
Stocking immediately turn on the TV, and the thing, or rather the TV show that he was touching himself too, was revealed. Oh sweet lord...Daffy is going to hell for what he was wanking too. What he was wanking too was this: A certain pair of 4 anthropromorphic reptillian brothers, who fight crime, at night, to also thwart the plan of an ancient japanese clan, all while being trained by an anthropormic rat that knows martial arts, and the way of the ninja. This show was unfortunately...
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Heroes in a Half Shell, Turtle Power!"
That's right...Daffy Duck himself...was giving himself a good ol' rub...to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...unbelievable! He gets off to human-like turtles with bulging muscles, who fight crime at night...*sigh* When i saw that, my face was completely blank. Stocking's face was even blanker than mines were. To say the least, we were completely speechless. Panty however, completely lost it.
"Ahahahahahahaha!" Panty laughs obnoxiously, falling to the floor and continuing to laugh uncontrollably. "Daffy likes reptile dick! Ahahahahahaha!"Panty couldnt control herself, as she was rolling on the floor, nonstop. Stocking and i slowly cocked our heads towards Daffy's direction. Daffy was dumbfounded, knowing that he was caught redhanded. He decided that it was time to bite the bullet, and confess his sins.
"Umm..." Daffy stalls, in fear. Then, he confesses. "They were hot?!"
I then questioned myself: What is life? Is this real life? Am i dead? Am i in hell? Am i in what Panty and Stocking call heaven? I was in a very vunerable place...a very empty vunerable place. I completely forgot that I wanted to watch The Big Bang Theory. I also completely forgot that the kitchen was on fire, because Panty left the stove on, burning the eggs so much that the bottom of the pan, that the eggs were cooking on, burst into flames, if that makes any sense.
Unfortunately, we had to call in the Santa Monica fire department, to take care of this. We couldnt make anything homemade for the next week until the carpenter that we called in, after the firefighters were gone, comes over. However, we wanted it done now. Panty did some snooping around on Facebook and found out that our carpenter by the name of, and i'm not joking when i say this "Witch Bandara-sama". Her American name is Rita Repulsa, you know, from the original Power Rangers. And you'll never guess where she also works. She works part time in a White Castle near the edge of Santa Monica...we went there next, to not only give her a piece of our minds...but to get some White Castle for breakfast,since we all worked up an appitite, discovering Daffy's fetish. I would say that hopefully, things would get better fast, but i probably already tempted Lady Karma, so we'll just see what happens next.
