Omiai Kekkon
I don't own Bleach, if I did we'd already know what Yachiru's sword looks like in Shikai,
I can't be the only one who is curious
Chapter 4:
"And so that is how you please your husband without actually having intercourse" Shizuka said.
If Rukia had known this is how her day was going to start she would've stayed asleep. A messenger came by early in the morning and told her that Shizuka-sama was waiting for her at the main house. Rukia had no idea what she was in for. Shizuka bought pictures, books, and pamphlets of things that made Rukia blush the color of beet root.
"Oh," Shizuna said flipping the page, "if I recall this was a favorite position of Hisana and Byakuya."
Rukia glanced at the picture then quickly looked away. She had no idea why she looked. It was too much information. She never wanted to know that about her brother and sister. She didn't want to know how Shizuna knew that, nor did she care. All that Rukia knew was that her mind was never going to recover from the visual damage it was currently receiving.
"Why are you turning your head? This next one happens to be one of my personal favorites. It's called the reverse—"
Rukia began humming Suteki Da Ne in her head. She wanted more than anything to just sink into the background and disappear.
"Of course when I got married it was traditional for both families to be in the bedroom on the wedding night to insure consummation of the wedding."
Rukia was glad that was a tradition that was no longer held.
There was a slight knock on the door and it slid open.
Byakuya stood there.
"Shizuna-san, I didn't know you were coming by" Byakuya said, "you should have let me know, I would've ha—"
"I told you I was going to teach this stuff to Rukia" Shizuna cut him off.
Rukia glared at Byakuya. He knew this was going to happen and he didn't warn her?
"Ah, it must've slipped my mind" Byakuya said, "our cook staff has just finished making breakfast if you want to take a break and eat."
Now Rukia was looking at Byakuya like her savior. She'd do anything to get out of this room.
"You can send the food in, we've barely started."
"There's more?" Rukia asked. They had already been going at this for two hours.
"Of course there is more. You can go Byakuya, such things I'm about to teach your sister are inappropriate to say in front of male company."
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Akira strolled casually into his father's office.
"Hello, father"
Saito looked up. "What do you want? And what are you wearing?"
"I think it's satin" Akira shrugged, "it's the latest Chappy robe for casual wear. I just got out of the shower and it was there so I slipped it own."
Akira at in a chair across from his father making himself at home.
"I'm busy going over invoices, I don't have time for your theatrics today. Why don't you go have Keiko fix you something to eat?"
"No thanks," Akira said, "I ate before I came here. I won't take up much of your time I just wanted to let you know that when I get married I'm taking the east house."
Saito dropped his pen. "Like hell you are. That's the third biggest house in the family."
"I know, that's why I'm taking it."
"You do not need a house that big."
"It's sad isn't it? If only you were born first you'd be the twin making all of the decisions. Good for me I just happen to be Uncle Sora's favorite nephew."
"If that house goes to anyone it's going to be Jirou."
Akira scoffed. "It's been a hundred years and he still refuses to sleep with his wife, let's face the facts dad, he's gay."
Seito turned red with anger. Slamming his fist on his desk he said "Don't you dare try to turn this on your brother. You're the one with all the rumors."
"Just because I'm not a whore like you are doesn't mean I don't like women. It just means I'm more selective about who I stick my dick into."
"What did you just say?!"
"The part about you being a whore or the part about me not being one?"
There was a light knock on the door.
"Come in" Akira said ignoring his father.
A classy looking brunette entered the room.
"Hi mom" Akira said giving her a hug.
"Akira, I didn't know you were here. I just made Daifukumochi" Keiko said.
"We were in the middle of having a conversation. What did you interrupt us for?" Saito said.
"Sorry" Keiko said as Akira balled his fist in anger. He hated it when his father spoke to his mother like that.
"Sora-sama is here and he wants to speak to you in the main room."
"I was just on my way to see him" Akira said, "Guess I won't have to make the extra stop."
Akira went into the main room. Sora was sitting on a couch, with a cup of tea in his hands. He had medium length brown hair and the same dark brown eyes that were a signature to Yukimuras.
"Sora-ojisan!"
"Akira, how have you been?"
"Great" Akira sat down across from his uncle and a maid came out with another cup of tea. "How have you been?"
"I've been well. I've been babysitting my grandkids, they're starting to give me gray hairs" Sora joked. "Speaking of, when are you going to settle down and get married?"
Akira raised an eyebrow. "You don't know?"
"What?"
"I went on an Omiai the other day, our families are in talks. I thought since you're the head of the family, you would know, I guess dad didn't tell you."
"No he didn't. Who is the lucky girl?"
"Kuchiki Rukia."
Sora nearly spit out his tea. "The trouble maker?"
"She's not a trouble maker" Akira said.
"Yes she is, and you are too. I fear for you future children."
Akira chuckled just as his father entered the room.
"Sai-kun, you little shit. Why didn't you tell me you were setting up an omiai with the Kuchikis. You know all final say has to go through me as the head of the family."
Saito hated when his brother called him Sai-kun. It was so disrespectful.
"I didn't know if it was going to work out for sure."
"That's right you're so busy with your accounting and stuff" Sora said, "I can take over from here. It's been a while since I saw that little runt Byakuya. I think it was at his own wedding. Hey is it true that Rukia looks just like Hisana?"
"I never met Hisana."
"That's a shame, she was hot. Byakuya would practically kill any guy who looked at her the wrong way, and trust me, there was a lot of people looking." Sora finished off his tea. "Anyway I was just dropping by to see if Sai-kun finished doing the invoices"
"Not yet, I kept getting interrupted" Saito said glaring at his son.
"Then I'll have to send someone by to collect them later. Come with me Akira, it's been a while since we had a chance to catch up."
"Wait, before you go, please take a Daifuku with you, I just finished a batch" Keiko spoke up.
"With red bean paste? I'll take two" Sora said.
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Renji felt like shit. Yesterday had gone so wrong. Fighting with Byakuya? Stupid. Getting wasted? Even stupider. Going to Rukia's house super drunk? Was fucking stupid. Well maybe waiting so late to ask Rukia out. Did he even ask her out? Telling her he loved her while drunk was a stupid thing to do. He wished he could rewind time and do it all over again. Not just yesterday, not just last week, if he could he'd go all the way back to before they were in the academy and he'd do things over. He wouldn't let a stupid thing like different classes separate them. He surely wouldn't let Byakuya take her away. He'd make sure she'd never enter the human world, give up her shinigami powers, or be sentenced to die. Most importantly he'd make sure she'd never meet slimy bastards named Yukimura.
AN: Suteki da ne, is this really beautiful song from FFX. Even if you don't play the games I would recommend this song. It's super cute, yet super sad at the same time. It's sung at one of my favorite-est moments in FF history. Oh and it's sung by a woman named Rikki in case you want to look it up.
Daifukumochi or just Daifuku is a snack.
