Sorry guys I have exams for the next two weeks including the last two previous weeks it was so smart of me to start a story right before my exams *note heavy sarcasm* but I'll do my best to update but as soon as the exams are over I promise long updates twice a week cross my heart *aka black void* I know its unfair on you guys so yeah and all that jazz.

Anyway on with the story.


Naruto stumbled down the street clutching his stomach groaning

Why Sakura-chan? He thought.

It was late, the sky an inky black with sparkling stars sprinkled in it.

As he stumbled by the training grounds he heard crashing and splintering wood which would have been normal if it hadn't been… oh lets see 3:00am an as a result of the late hour it was pitch black Naruto couldn't see his hand in front of his face.

Naruto felt a presence come up behind him; a hand grabbed his shoulder and spun him around to deal a sharp blow to his mid-section.

On reflex he snatched the persons hand and twisted it into a hold his attacker could no longer move as Naruto had them pressed against his front and their arm in a tight hold.

"Who are you?" Naruto bit out angrily.

"N-n-na-r-ru-tt-o-k-kun is t-t-th-a-at -y-o-uu" a soft female voice questioned.

"HINATA" Naruto shouted in disbelief right in her ear.

As if their close proximity wasn't enough to make her blush he whispered an apology in her ear while he still had her in his hold so naturally she screamed and kicked the boy of her dreams away blushing furiously well she is Hinata after all.

"Go-m-men N-a-r-ut-o-kun" she bowed and ran in the other direction.

She left Naruto standing in the middle of a training ground dazed and confused.

Where had she learned to hit like that it really hurts she shouldn't have been able to surprise me like that let alone get a hit in I'm Anbu for craps sake Naruto thought impressed.

Sure he had seen Hinata before but now he was really seeing her and he was interested well he couldn't actually see her but you get it.


The Next Day Sakura's P.O.V


I washing the dishes after myself, I scrubbed furiously.

Stupid godamn baked on stains with a powerful motion my best tray cracked and shattered into a million pieces.

"No!" I cried kneeling on the floor picking up the pieces.

Now I was in a really bad mood 'Ding ding, ding, ding' the door bell rang repeatedly.

Angrily I stomped to the door of my apartment and flung the doors open so violently it quivered almost breaking "what" I barked at the unfortunate soul.

"well well, well look what we have here" he commented leaning casually against the wall judging from his dark eyes, pale skin and dark hair lets not forget the obnoxious attitude he was an unknown Uchiha.

"Who are you" I snarled.

"Shisui Uchiha" he replied bowing reaching for my hand he went to kiss it and I jerked my hand away using it to slap him on the head.

"Ouch feisty I like that I might have to snatch you up myself" he commented.

I gave him a look of disgust "to the point" I snapped.

"Oh yeah" he said rubbing the back of his neck with a sheepish expression.

"I'm just a messenger I am here to tell that Itachi Uchiha wishes to court you and us Uchiha's always get what we want, that's all bye, bye now" he said cheerily waving.

My jaw fell slack "wait" I yelled.

Poof he was gone.

"Shit shit, shit" I muttered pacing my living room.

I grabbed my head "ahhh" I cried in exasperation.

What should I do, I can't deal with the men let alone a human ice cube.

'That didn't seem to bother you when you liked Sasu-cakes' my inner chimed.

'Shut up' I countered.

'any other girl would kill to be in your position why am I stuck with you we should be at the Uchiha compound tearing his clothes off with our teeth' my inner cried sobbing in a dark corner of my mind.

A proverbial light bulb appeared above my head.

Ino, she's an expert when it comes to methods of rejection.

Five minutes and a tub of ice cream later I dialled her number she picked up on the first ring.

"Hey forehead" Ino greeted casually.

"Pig I need your help code red YOU HEAR ME PIG CODE RED"

I screamed down the phone slamming it down on the receiver cutting her of before she could string together a sentence.

Three minutes and another tub of ice cream later there was a knock on the door.

I opened said door to reveal a breathless Ino.

"I- ra-an a-h thirty m-minute run in two minutes s-so this better be good" she panted.

"Ino" she could tell I was serious because I used her name.

She looked up and walked into the sitting room and sat down on my puffy salmon pink couch (it was hideous but I loved it, it just has character ok).

I plopped down beside her.

"So what's the situation" she inquired eyeing the tubs of ice cream with something kindling to disgust.

"You won't believe me" I stated.

"I will, I will" she answered with a wave of her hand.

"Ok but you asked for it" I said launching into my explanation.

I finished explaining her jaw was slack.

"Close your mouth or your gonna catch some flies" I muttered.

"I don't believe you!" she shouted standing up.

"told you, that you wouldn't" I grumbled propping my chin up.

"not that I don't believe you, I don't believe you're not at the Uchiha compound tear his clothes off with your teeth" she yelled.

"SEE at least she agrees with me" my inner whined.

"shut up" I snapped at both of them.

"I want to know how to tell him no" I said slowly

To this day I will never forgive Ino for what she did next.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHAAAHHAA" Ino clutched her stomach laughing hysterically "oh oh god ahhhhahaha" she continued this for fifteen minutes until I snapped,

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING PIG" I screamed.

She wiped the tears from her eyes "sorry" she said breathlessly, "but you can't tell an Uchiha no if he wants you he'll get you one way or another" she finished.

I was pretty much catatonic at this point.

"Well I better go future Mrs Uchiha" she called shutting the front door.

Sasuke he helped get her into this mess now he was going to help her get out.


Normal P.O.V


Ino skipped to the Uchiha compound a smile plastered on her face.

She paused and gently rapped on the doors.

The door glided open to reveal none other than Shisu and Mikoto.

"so Ino darling how do you think it went" Mikoto inquired.

"oh I think it went well" she answered with a smirk.

"good we'll have them married in no time" Shisu said with a smirk.

"phase one complete" Ino giggled.


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