Samus woke up and got on her orange sports bra and pants. She grabbed her cellphone and bag and the list. Today would be kind of a busy day.
"Hey R.O.B," she said. "I'm going to be doing a lot today so if you could just clean up a bit in here, that would be great."
"Alright, alright." groaned R.O.B as his red and black eyes opened.
She kissed him real quick and then headed out, grabbing black sports jacket and putting it on. She went into the elevator, where she saw Peach, still apparently dedicated to being nude. She had two towels with her, which was apparently required.
"Oh hey Samus," said Peach. Samus pretended to ignore her. "I'm getting so much attention from this, you know?"
"I thought the whole point of going nude wasn't to get noticed for it." stated Samus.
"Well, that's what they want you to do but I mean... come on." said Peach.
"Why are you like this?" asked Samus.
"Nobody really notices me since me and Mario got divorced, you know?" said Peach. "I'm getting to be pretty old now so..."
"I guess. You really aren't all that great of a actor to be honest..." said Samus.
"I think someone's forgetting Other M." said Peach.
"I hate that game too, but that was entirely the director's fault and you know it." said Samus, stepping out of the elevator.
"Oh look who showed up." said Wii Fit Trainer in a mad tone.
"You know that was a weird joke, right?" said Samus. It wasn't, but it was the truth for everyone else.
"It would explain a lot if you two were fucking." said Wii Fit Trainer. Samus laughed.
"Explain what? R.O.B's like the only person here who can't have sex." said Samus.
"You cheated on me." said Wii Fit Trainer.
"We're not dating. I don't know how many times I have to make hints for that, but I'm going to say it outright." said Samus.
"I give you gifts all the time and you always say you're too busy for a date, but I mean come on..." said Wii Fit Trainer.
"Sorry, but that doesn't make us an item," said Samus. "Now if you excuse me..."
Samus looked at the list and placed some eggs in the cart. She checked that off. She just need some salami and lunch meats.
She went to grab some meat when she ran into Pit.
"No long time no see!" Pit said.
"Yeah, save it." said Samus.
"Why are you so distant?" asked Pit.
"I just... I dunno." said Samus. She did kind of wonder that sometimes.
"Anyway, I came to introduce you to Phosphora." said Pit.
"She's an assist..." said Samus.
"Well yeah, but I mean we're dating." said Pit.
"What's that relationship like?" said Samus. She hadn't ever seen any of the assists around since they were in a different building.
"Not that different; we just go to our different rooms or apartments." said Pit.
"Well, it was fun talking to you but I'm done with my shopping here." said Samus, getting the meat and going.
She returned to the room, it was nicely cleaned down just like she had asked.
"Thanks." she said, dropping down the bags of groceries.
"It's kind of weird seeing you do that, to be honest. It's too normal. Not that I'm complaining, but you know... speaking out loud." said R.O.B.
"I kind of doubt I'm that normal though... seeing how at night..." she started. Was it that weird she was having sex with R.O.B? It was starting to get normal now to her at least. She feared the allure was disappearing in a way. Was she loosing interest in this? "Hey, can I ask a question?"
"Yeah?" asked R.O.B?
"Is this... getting too normal?" she asked.
R.O.B was quiet for a moment. "What's wrong with normal?"
"I mean... I don't know. It's weird I guess. I dunno... do you feel normal when you're in a relationship with a organic human?" said Samus.
"The relationship isn't based on the barrier, right?" asked R.O.B.
"I hope not... I don't know what I'm saying." Samus said. She sat down on the couch.
"Well, we should probably figure it out soon." said R.O.B. "Wanna play Super Mario Bros. 3?"
"Yeah." Samus said, taking the controller.
