Author's note: Hi. The true Black Star will tell the truth. I know, I'm the true Black Star. This was a story for experiments, not for progress, but the true Black Star cares about his reviewers and will push himself to write.
Kid woke up the next day after he explained half of the story to Stein, Spirit and Marie.
"Deth..." he whispered to himself. "What kind of dream was that?"
He continued to crawl out the bed and put on his clothes.
"Deth. I keep having that dream. But...whatever that was, I guess it's too late to stop it."
"Not unless we gave her away," added Liz who suddenly appeared at Kid's door.
"Liz. What was that supposed to mean?"
"Stein was talking to me yesterday. He told me about the things you said about us."
"Did those things...offend you?"
"No, no, it's just that...he thinks that we can't take care of a baby, so he suggested that we give it up for adoption."
"No! I'm not giving up my daughter!"
"...Daughter?"
"Eh...child. Obviously, Stein didn't get the message. We're prepared for the best and worst. I have confidence in this. I know you do, don't you?"
"Of course, ever since we came up with it. I didn't really know you were confident. You seemed a bit nervous when we touched the subject."
"Well, I can admit I was having mixed emotions about it, plus I kept dreaming about..."
"About what? Does it have anything to do with our baby?"
"I think so. You see, there's this girl..."
"Sis, Kid, someone at the door for you!" yelled Patty from another room.
Kid and Liz walked up to the door. It was Stein.
"What? You want more?" asked Kid. "I'm tired."
"Actually, I was sent by your father. He has something for you. You and Liz."
"Well, me and Liz already went out of our way to prepare for the baby."
"I bet you didn't. I know you slipped up somewhere."
"Actually we didn't." Kid reached in his jacket and pulled out little memo books. Stein observed the notes taken in them.
"Damn..." he sighed. "You didn't miss a single thing."
"Told you."
"What if your child comes out mentally retarted or something?"
"We thought about that. Apperantly, I don't have those notes in my jacket. I don't have enough room in my jacket for all those notes."
"I guess you've done a good job. However, your father didn't have something for you and the baby."
"Then what is it?"
"I'm not really sure. I don't even think it was an actual object."
"Alright. I'll be there."
Kid and Liz went over to the academy to meet Lord Death. He was nowhere to be found. It was surprizing considering the fact that he's always in that same spot. Instead there was some other guy in a black hood. He had a heavy smirk on his face. (Not that you could see anything else.)
"Who are you? Where's my father?" asked Kid.
"Perhaps...he's just not here. Maybe I did something to him, like what I'm about to do to your girlfriend and your bastard child!"
The man took out a large scythe. Kid covered Liz.
"Liz, like we practiced, go find someplace safe to go to while I handle this," Kid commanded. Liz nodded and ran off.
"So...what if she gets hurt while your not there?" asked the man.
"That doesn't consern you!"
The man took his scythe and went after him with it. Kid dodged and sucker punched him in the stomach. The man crouched down in pain and so Kid took advantage, punching him in his face as hard as possible. Nearly hesitant, yet, desprate, Kid actually snatched the scythe out his hands and hit him with it, letting go immediatly.
The man got back on his feat, picked up his scythe and swinging at Kid. He dodged successfully by doing several back flips.
"I'll kill you!" the man claimed, getting closer to Kid's open body with the large blade. Kid used his long leg to kick it out the way without cutting himself. He used the same leg to try and kick him again, but the man counter attacked and swung him across the room by it.
Kid got back up and started a shinigami power charge in his hand.
"That's interesting. I wonder if your girlfriend knew that you could fight without her."
"Duh, how do you think I got her? Who are you, and how do you know about us?"
"That doesn't consern you!" The man hit Kid in the back of his head with his scythe. Kid struggled to get up.
"Yes it...does...Liz means...the world to me...she's better than the world...I won't let you...hurt her...you'll have to kill me first..."
"If you insist." The man swung his scythe down to the back of his head again, reaching close to his neck.
"Hey, can you at least hit the middle of my head?" grunted Kid.
"Uh..." The man sighed and reached for the middle of his head. While the man focused on the middle of his skull, Kid flicked his skateboard at him which somehow became some type of bomb that blew the man away.
"You're...good..." the man laughed, struggling to get up. He raised his scythe again. "But you'll have to be better..."
"I'll do what I have to. Bring it."
Maka walked into the room, searching for Lord Death.
"Lord Death? Are you there?" asked Maka asked, noticing the hooded man and Kid fighting.
"Kid, where's Lord Death?"
It was an epic fail, but he couldn't resist.
"Maka!"
"...Dad...?" whimpered Maka.
"Spirit? Spirit's the scythe?" whimpered Kid. "Dad!"
"Hey, I just realized something, we're two father's working together!" cheered Spirit, the man's scythe.
"Damn you, Spirit! Can't you see I'm teaching my son a lesson!" screamed the man, now known to be Lord Death, revealing his high voice.
"Dad! It's you!" yelled Kid, extreamly mad at him.
"Sorry, son. I was just testing you. You passed. Well done!" whimpered Death.
"Damn you...I'm going back to Liz. See you idiots later," muttered Kid, walking away, slightly bumping into Maka.
"Sorry," he replied, continuing to walk.
"Hey, Maka. Do you think you can do me a favor?" asked Lord Death.
"What favor would that be?"
"Well, it conserns Kid."
"Why do you keep messing with him? Kid's in love, and he has a child to worry about. He doesn't need you two to ride his dick."
"Maka!" screamed Spirit.
"I'm sorry, Dad. It's the truth. Would you do something like that to me?" asked Maka.
"Well no, because you'd be the one pregnant and I really don't want to think about that." Spirit froze there and stared at Maka as if he had some type of x-ray vision.
"No, Dad, I'm pregnant..."
"I can't tell..."
"Wait, Spirit, I have an idea, a better one then I had before!"
"What did I just say?!"
"We heard what you said, we're just not listening to you," laughed Spirit.
"Oh, well in that case, I am pregnant." Lord Death and Spirit seriously weren't listening to her. "Did you hear me? I said I'm pregnant too!" screamed Maka.
"What about you, Maka?" asked Lord Death.
"Fuck you. That's what I said, fuck you."
Author's Note: Okay. I'm done. Uh...to Guest, I'm sorry. I got this fic mixed up with another fic I'm working on. That's how that happened. Just...ignore last version. The true Black Star thanks you.
