Dorky Wolvie

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By: BirdieEsme10

~ Thankz to "liztinaliz" for your help and reviews! you go girl! Anyhoo, Lissy-Paige arrives, crushes hard on Logan, flubs up, Tony shows up and falls for Lissy and come to find out, he hates Logan and they had a debts, and now Lissy turned Logan's favorite black boxers....PINK! hehe! What will she do next? and what of Logan and Tony's crushes on her?! READ AND SEE! R&R! AND DON'T HATE! ~ -Robin

*Logan's p.o.v.*

Dang this day!

My favorite boxers are pink, and I can't get that crazy girl who did it out of my head!!

And now that dang lead headed rich boy is probably in love with her and flirting with her as everyone is relaxing in the living room .

"Like some company?"

I turn around to find Rogue behind me smiling softly.

"Ya, thanks kid " I chuckle hugging her as we continue to travel into the woods on my fourwheeler trail.

"How far are we goin' here?" Rogue says grabbing onto my arm as it's gets darker and darker.

"It's alright kid...look" I chuckle pointing to a tree with hanging lanterns and a tent on the other side of it, all in front of a small pond.

"Woah, so this is where you hide," Rogue laughs walking up and sitting in my lawn chair, "....anyone else know about this place?"

"Nope"

I smirk cleverly grabbing my spare lawn chair from the side of the tree and sit down opposite Rogue.

We sit in peaceful silence for a few minutes, enjoying the sounds of crickets when.....

"I know you like her Logan!"

Crap...she knows me too well!

"Alright kid, yeah I kinda do!" I snap releasing my claws and angrily tear at the ground on the sides my lawn chair, ".....she's just so goofy that I hate to feel this way!"

"Butterflies when you look at her!" Rogue giggles looking down at her gloved hands.

"I-It's the same way I felt about Remy...."

Cajun.....

"Don't hurt him, Logan!" Rogue growls glaring hard at me.

"I won't kid...I'm gonna hurt Lead Head though," I hiss scratching my claws against one another.

"HA! I knew you loved 'er! " Rogue cries pointing at her finger into my face.

"Shut it, Marie..."

Lissy- Paige Cooper.....ah,maybe

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*Lissy-Paige's p.o.v.*

"Lissy-Paige, come to my office after you're done with cleaning...I need you to discuss something with you"

I jump suddenly whacking my head on the side of bunk beds as Professor Xavier informs me that I need to talk to him....g-great!

"O-Okay, I'll do that...I only have the little kids rooms and then Logan's room so, it won't be long," I say back to his telepath report to me.

"Good, keep up the great work Miss Cooper...and this time don't anger Logan..." Professor's telepathic voice replys back with a chuckle.

"No problem...smarty pants," I snap back as he continues to chuckle in my head and finally fades out.

Peachy....

"Hello Two Names"

"AH!" I drop the little kids sheets and shakingly turn around to find Tony standing there laughing at me!

"What the heck to you want?!"

I don't give him time to answer but, drop to the ground grabbing the sheets hastily.

"S-Sorry" Tony apologizes with a chuckle getting down on his knees too to help with the sheets, "...I didn't know you were so....scatter brained"

"I'm not!"

I throw the sheets into the basket and try to push past him but....he knocks the basket out of my hands!

"Are you-" I scream before Tony suddenly wraps arms around my waist yanking me close.

"...s-some k-kind o-of s-stupid"

Tony smirks devilishly at my dorky comment and grabs my face pulling it towards his.

"No babe but, you might be some kind" Tony chuckle low in his throat as he inches his lips closer to mine.

Oh geez....my h-head...swirlin'......words, got none!

I feel my face flush as Tony hungrily crushes his lips onto mine .

"T-Tnyy"

I wrap my arms around his neck as his hands roam from my waist to my thighs.

"Mmm..." I mutter angrily and reluantly pulling my lips from his.

"W-W-What?" Tony snaps breathless.

"Pig!" I hiss grabbing the laundry basket and running past him like a chicken with her head cut off .

" Jean, HELP, FOUL, S.O.S....laundry room!"

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*Jean's p.o.v.*

"YOU KISSED HIM?!"

I can't wrap head around this....she and Logan are so passionate about one another!

"I-I'm sorry, h-he kissed me!" Lissy stutters cringing as I angrily stands over her.

"Yes I know Lissy but, you kissed him back!"

"Kissed who?"

I cringe this time as Lissy-Paige and I turn to the elevator doors to find Scott chuckling.

"Oh, don't you have someone else to bother Scotter!" Lissy hisses angrily throwing the rest some laundry in a dryer and pushing in the knob harshly to start it up.

"Nope, just you Icky-Paige!" Scott snickers as he walks up to me, kissing me sweetly.

"... or should I say, "Kissy-Paige"

"I'll kill him Jean!" Lissy- Paige screams as Scott rushes on the other side of me,crouching down like Lissy was some kind of animal.

"Wuzzy!"

I glare at Scott and turn back to find Lissy smirking at me as she eyes Scott and the closed washer lid a few inches from his face.

"Lissy don't-" I try to say suddenly as she quickly leans across me and jerk open the washer lid slamming it into Scott's chin.

"AHHH....L-IS-Y" Poor Scott cries out in muffled pain, clutching onto his bloodied chin.

Lissy-Paige roars with laughter but, starts toward the elevator as I clutch onto my Scott, death glaring her.

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*Lissy-Paige's p.o.v.*

I jump into the elevator just in time, before Jean could stop me in any way telepathically.

"Ya snooze, ya lose Jeanie!" I giggle as the elevator opens to the hallway to mine and Logan's rooms.

"Only one room left!"

I skip out of the elevator and to my room, jerking it open to find Professor sitting in the middle of the room.

"I'm fired aren't I?"

Professor laughs wheeling up to me and telepathically turns on my light to reveal my bed had luggage on top of it.

"Um, what's up here?" I nervously reply looking at the smiling Professor, "...am I really fired?!"

"No, my dear" Professor Xavier snickers telepathically handing me the luggage.

"I promised you a road trip back home so, here you go!"

I squeal with delight dropping my luggage to hug Professor, before I run towards the door to yell for Kitty, Jean, and Ororo.

"But....there's one condition"

Stopping dead in my tracks, I turn around to face the dreaded condition.

"Shoot, smarty pants"

"Logan or Tony has to go with you, because of your little fight with Scott and Logan's poor boxes" Professor says sternly wheeling towards the door.

"B-But, they-" I stutter feeling my brain go numb.

"Like you, yes, that's why I'm doing this"

Professor wheels out of my room and lifts up a hand motioning me to follow.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!

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*Lissy-Paige's p.o.v.* conti.

"Logan and Tony, please come down to the living room!" Professor calls on the intercom in the living room that echos through the whole mansion.

I nervously sit down on the large black rounded couch as I hear Logan heavy booted footsteps come down the staircase, along with, Tony's loud mouth gripping at Logan.

"Hey Professor," Logan says sourly dragging his feet towards the lazy boy as Tony snakes past him and sits opposite me.

"So, Professor...which one goes with me?" I ask to distract Tony from seeing me get up and sit on the other end of couch.

"Go where Lissy?" Tony questions as he grabs my around the waist and jerking me into his lap.

Crap.....

"Miss Cooper asked to go on a road trip so, we made a deal," Professor Xavier chuckles looking in-between us all, "...she gets her road trip but, one of you have to go with her, Tony"

"Oh, alright I'll go then!" Tony exclaims squishing me into a hug while kissing my neck, "....right love?"

"I don't think you wanna know, what I think honey!" I hiss as I try and wiggle out of his iron grip.

As I continue to squirm I look for Xavier,who has left the room, and then my eyes lands on Logan who looks like he gonna explode while gripping the chair arms.

"Let her go, Lead Head!" Logan cries from across the room and chunks a pillow at us, hitting me in the process.

"That was my eye, you hot head!" I cry gripping my eye as Tony lets go, cause he's laughing to hard to hold me anymore!

I sigh standing in-between them because Logan's chair and Tony's spot on the rounded couch are facing each other!

"I need one of you for whatever Xavier wants of me," I snap pointing at both of them, "...now, who has the better vehicle?"

"I have about a million cars at my house," Tony snickers like I was stupid, "... just pick one!"

"Logan?"

"I have my motocycle...better gas" Logan growls glaring at Tony's smirking face.

"Okay....I say we take the X-Jet...can either of you drive it?"

"I can, kid!" Logan blurts out walking over and throwing me over his shoulder, "....see ya, Lead Head!"

"PUT ME DOWN, YOU NUT!" I cry out as Logan walks us out of the living room and up the stairs.

"Hush up kid, I won, so let's go!"

Logan kicks open my door and grabs my luggage just as Kitty, Jean, and Ororo come walking up and start to giggle.

"Shut up, mean faces!" I growl as Logan walks us away as they continue to giggle at my look of "damsel in distress" .

"Please p-put m-me d-down!" I stutter as Logan purposily jogs down the stairs and makes me bite my tongue.

I whimper like a puppy at my hurting tongue as Logan suddenly puts me down.

"I bit my tongue, stup!"

Logan smirks devilishly at me as I glare angrily at him.

"Well, no "I'm sorry for making you bite your tongue" ON PURPOSE!"

"Nope....I just wanted to see what you were whinin' about"

"UUGH....I'm outta here!"

I hastily try to grab my luggage from Logan but, he moves it away suddenly making me fall to the ground.

"LISSY!"

"UUGH!" I scream again as I feel frustrated hot tears burn into my eyes.

Logan snickers with laughter above me and I let out a shaky sigh as he pulls up off the ground and onto his shoulder again.

"Oh, calm down I'm just messin' with ya kid"

I rub my eyes really fast and hard as tears start to fall...and won't quit!

WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!

"Are you cryin' kid?" Logan asks continuing to laugh at me.

"N-No!" I blurber out in a shaky voice.

UUGH!

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*Logan's p.o.v.*

I love messin' with this girl...

Lissy-Paige and I make our way outside as she continues to brawl out her frustration, and make it to the basketball court where the jet is there waitin'.

"C-Can y-you l-let m-me d-down n-now! " Lissy-Paige blurbers out in a shaky scream.

"Fine, you brawl bag!" I chuckle with a sigh dropping her off my shoulder and to her shaky feet.

I look away from her reluantly as the jet door opens to reveal Lead Head.

I growl low in my throat and move in front of Lissy-Paige as Lead Head makes he rich little gay butt over to us with the jet's keys in hand.

"Oops, dang it if you would have found-" Leady starts before my fist connects with his girly face.

"Ha!" I laugh as he falls to the ground and I grab the keys mid-fall.

"Come on, kid" I say over my shoulder but stop when I smell her salty tears...real badly!

"Oh, come on kid, don't-" I start to say before Lissy-Paige sinks to the ground in heavy sobs.

Oh crap....

"Lissy-Paige..." I slowly say as she begins to stand up and then shoots off toward the mansion.

"WAIT, LISSY-PAIGE!" I cry out running after her and catch her instantly.

"Let me go!"

I sigh heavily turning her around to look her in the eye and...my heart should've just broke in two.

Those beautiful honey eyes blurry with tears and her soft lil bottom lip that's quivering.

Whoa, Logan slow down...but....oh heck!

I pull into my arms hungrily and then lift her off the ground crushing my lips to her's.

Lissy-Paige tenses against my touch but slowly melts into my kiss, and kisses me back with just as much hunger.

"Lissy-Paige..." I whisper as we pull back panting.

"NO!" Lissy-Paige squeal crushing her lips back onto mine making me stumble back little bit.

"Lss" I mumble pulling my lips away before her's crush into mine again.

"Y-Yes?!" Lissy-Paige slowly cries breathless as her eyes slowly close and she goes unconsious.

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*Logan's p.o.v.* conti.

Two hours later-

Crap....I kissed her and she faints.....crap!

"You can't be worth this darling!" I say over my shoulder as Lissy-Paige snoozes in her sit behind the pilot's seat.

"Heavy sleeper too...well you can kiss darling, I'll give ya that much!" I chuckle hearing her breath softly in and out.

I look back at the sky in front of me and suddenly grip the controls tightly as she starts to whimper a little.

"Great..." I growl lowly in my throat pushing the auto pilot button and turn the pilot's chair around to face her.

Lissy-Paige whimpers moving her arms around like she swatting flies in her dreams.

"Lissy-Paige?" I whisper leaning forward and lightly shake her shoulders.

"Umm!" she squeals scared wrapping her arms around my neck.

"LISSY-PAIGE?!"

"Whhhaa...?"

"Are you okay, darlin' ?" I chuckle stroking her soft pale face.

"Uhhhh..." Lissy-Paige groans as her arms slip from my neck to cover her yawnin' mouth.

I smile down at Lissy-Paige until she realizes what's happened...great.

"OH MY WORD, WE KISSED, WE HUGGED, AM I CRAZY?!!"

"It's o-okay, calm down darlin' " I snicker as I sit down in the pilot's chair and pull her into my lap.

Lissy-Paige tenses a little as I pull her into my lap but, relaxs when I snake my free-arm around her waist.

"So, what were you dreamin' 'bout darlin'?"

She sighes heavily annoyed but, I smell sudden fear raising underneath her apparently bravely annoyed mask.

"Do you have to know everything?!" Lissy-Paige hisses squirmin' a little trying to run away from me, again!

"Oh no darlin', you can't get away this time!" I cry slyly gripping her waist with both my arms as I smell her fear more profoundly.

"N-No...." Lissy cries shakily as she hits the auto pilot button off making me throw her over to the other pilot's chair to control the plane again.

"DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN, YOU LITTLE IDIOT!"

"FINE THEN YOU STAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL LIFE!!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

Great....

T.B.C.

~ OH WOW DRAMA AHEAD! What of those two's heated kiss? (whistles) And what was Lissy-Paige's dream? AND WHERE ARE THEY GOIN' FOR PROFESSOR XAVIER?! R&R AND FIND OUT! AND DON'T HATE PPL'S ~ -Robin