The second last chapter of the Executioner Paradox is here. With the drunken Thomas Wayne as Batman, Burnt Allen as Flash? And the super-duper, awesome, killer, handsome? WAIT A MINUTE, DARN IT VINNY? I curse you ever since the day you were created. (Vincent comes through a door, holding a bagel and a cappuccino) Vincent: "You called?"

RichardRow: "Where in the world did you get a bagel and a cappuccino?"

Vincent Nero: "Oh, from the back."

RichardRow: "Wait this place has a back to it?"

Vincent Nero: "Yeah, what you didn't know?"

RichardRow: "I didn't know it had a back I thought it just was stage. They didn't tell me when I rented out the place."

Vincent Nero: "One moment (Vincent takes sip from the cappuccino) AH, that's some good Pacino, now where were we?... Oh yeah, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY RENTING THE PLACE OUT. We are no real people just thoughts going through your mind. You didn't even spend a spent of this place for crying out loud."

RichardRow: "And I still surprised that this doesn't faze you?"

Vincent Nero: "Doesn't bother me that much, I just hate the surprises you throw at me, so this must be how it feels to be Deadpool. You know living in a frictional world and the ability to break the 4thwall.

DEADPOOL: YOU CALLED?

Vincent Nero: "OH, FUCK ME!"

RichardRow: "HOW?"

Vincent Nero: "Its Fucking Deadpool think about, he can be everywhere and nowhere in any type of culture, media, entertainment etc…"

RichardRow: "I'm going you punish you later.

DEADPOOL: "DON'T BE MAD BE GLAD YOU HAVE THE MOST POPULAR MARVEL HERO WITH YOU."

Rich TurdRow: No the best through…. Wait what did you do?"

Vincent Nero: "What?"

Rich Turd Toe: "That my name, look!"

Vincent De Niro: "HAH, hey he's doing it to me too."

Richy Turd Toe: "It's what he does it's in his fictional natural"

DEADPOOL: "MINE!" (THE AWESOME MAGIFICENT DEADPOOL TAKES DI NIRO'S PANICO WHILE SWINGING ON A CORD)

Dickless Di Niro: "Hey he took my Panico"

DEADPOOL: "YES IT IS TRUE EVERYBODY THIS MAN IS DICKKLESS (TAKES A SIP OF THE PANUCO) THAT'S GOOD IT'S BLOODY GOOD"

Dickless Di Nerple: "Hurry stop him who knows what he's going to do next when turned my name to dickless he'd actually made me you know."

Richy Rich the Turd Nope: "I got it, BIGBY HELP!" (Then Bigby kick down the door and grabbed Deaadpool by the legs and slammed him to the ground)

Bigby:" Funny times over punk!"

DEADPOOL: "HEY YOU'RE NO FUN I OUUTA KILL YOU (Deadpool pulls out a gun, then Bigby breaks his arm)

AAAHHHH! OON'T WORRY I HAVE A REGERNATION FACTOR."

Bigby: "Well, have it ever been used inside of a belly of a wolf?" (Then Bigby eye's turned yellow, and then he drags Deadpool out to the back)

DEADPOOL: NO I TASTE FUNNY, HASHTAG BIBGY V. HESINBERG IN MARCH, HASHTAG EXECUTIONER AND BATMAN HELL SHALL RISE CROSSOVER!" (Door slams)

Vincent Nero: "What in the hell was he talking about?"

RichardRow: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh? BIGBY HELP! (Bigby comes back in his wolf form with red cloth in his jaws)

Vincent Nero: "Nice wolfy, nice wolfy."

RichardRow: "I did say I was going to punish you, now let's start this thing."

Barry has just awoken and he looks like burnt shit. God you don't how many puns I want to make but I can't after all the shit he's been through lately. Let's list them off number 1 waking wake up in a world that is his but at the same time not. Number 2 is world war 3 with his best friends leading both sides and both want humanity destroyed. Number 3 a stranger he just met knows who he is/was and his married to wife plus has/having children (that though just runs chills down my spine, I'm not saying I hate them I'm just not ready). 4 is mother is alive with no random reason, actually that's a plus but still it's fucked to the up. 5 is hand being broken old drunk with a 5 o'clock shadow batman (and whining like a bitch). 6. Being electrocuted and 7 is having no superpowers at all. Those are my reasons for not making fun of burnt crispy, now let's check on him.

Thomas walked over to Barry and gave him some anti-pain pills. After Barry swallowed them he asked "How long was I out?" Thomas told him "Just for a couple hours, we weren't sure how long you were going to be out for." Flash replied with "I can tell I'm just glad to be awake on this table looking like a mummy compared to being six feet under. Man I just had some of the weirdest dream ever." What asked him "What was it about?" What I heard next I could believe it.

Barry explained: "I dreamt up some weird crap, but I also saw some truths, I saw the reason why they're at war." Then I said: "Who was in it?" he answered "Aquaman and Wonder Woman they were having an affair while the Amazonians and Altantians were coming up with a peace treaty, but that don't as planned when Mera the queen discovered this and tried to have Wonder Woman killed but that didn't go so well. Also I saw" (I interrupted him) "Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, but did you see a meteorite crashing into a city?" He answered: "Yeah, how did you...NO!" I said: "Yes…" He asked: "How did you? Did we? How?" I said: "I don't know, we did have the same whatever the hell those were um… visions of the past I guess." Barry got up threw Thomas's arm off him, got off the table and limped to the cave's entrance. Thomas grabbed him by the arm and said: "Where in the hell are you going?" Barry pushed Thomas away and answered: "I getting my powers back." I yelled: "Are you crazy? You nearly died, you need rest!" Barry looked at me; I felt his eyes piercing through me like needles. Then he said: "I need to fix this soon as possible, there a war going out there that will keep on fighting until Earth is a planet of ash and dust. Now are you coming or not?" I looked at Thomas and said: "So were not stopping him are we?" he looked at and I said "Shit."

We're on the balcony of the mansion strapping sown Barry, god he looks like a mummy about to reanimate by an electric chair. I said to Barry while strapping him down: "So are you sure about this, you already are over cooked." Barry looked at me and said: "I need to my powers back no matter what." Thomas placed his hand on my shoulder and said: "You should probably take a couple steps back away, unless you want to be a part of the fireworks." As he finished what he said Barry tried to look back but he was stuck to the chair and said: "Both of you have no confidence in me do you?." Me and Thomas took a step back and waited and wait, then Thomas took a flask out then waiting became interesting. We stop when the giant flash of lighting came out of nowhere, it was crazy. This bolt of lightning shocked Barry's chair, which caused a shockwave which knot Thomas off the balcony and sent me into the glass door right behind me. After the wave pushed me, I tried to get up but I felt a piecing pain in my hip, it was a shard of glass. Then few seconds later I was somehow on my feet, the shard gone and bandages wrapped around my torso that say "Mummy" on them. I just said: "What the Hell?" I was so confused, one second I'm on the ground with a shard of glass in my hip then I'm on my feet with half my body covered. Then I see a figure in the shadow I think instantly of Thomas, I yell his name but there was no answer. God I swear if it's fucking Deaths WHAT?! Thomas is behind the shadowed figure then who Oh MY Fucking God its Barry. Barry he's got his motherfucking powers back SWEET, it worked I don't how what the fucking chair worked. Wait the chair worked? Crap he's healed and I can't call him burnt crispy anymore.

Barry said after stepping out of the shadow "Man, I missed my smooth soft skin. Oh yeah here you go Bats." (Barry throws the flask that Thomas was drinking; Thomas takes a drink but realizes it's empty) Thomas looks at it and then said: "What the hell, this thing was half empty before the lighting struck?" Barry who cocky grin on his face said: "The thing is I was kind of thirsty so I told a couple slips ad poured the rest of Vince for his wound." I'm confused I should be feeling a… JESUS CHRIST there's the burning, there's the Goddamn burning I hate you Barry; I know it's all for the best and all but still. It feels like I'm being poked at with by the Devil with his pitchfork, oddly-enough it's still better than getting beaten up by Batman. Barry looks at Thomas and said: "We should probably take him down stairs should we?" then Thomas said: "Yeah, I'll take his feet you take his arms." Then the two proceeded to take me down stair and every time they went down a step it hurt like a motherfucker. OH NO! It's not the wound that's hurting it's EVERYTHING, the painkillers are wearing off. I yell at Thomas: "Next time you give someone painkillers give them Aleve liquid gels!" Thomas replies back with: "Quit your bitching, what in the hell are you talking about?" Oh my God they don't exist in the strange world.

In my head my mind just keeps repeating the words "I hate this place! I hate this place! I hate this place! Repeat, repeat, repeat, ripetizione, ripetizione, ripetizione." (That's Italian for repeat). Oh yeah also add an "Oh GOD THE PAIN!" So what's going on now is that I'm on the table resting, Barry and Thomas are talking and the writer takes too damn long to write. (I'm sorry you think I mean it I want to trust me but writer's block is a whore) I believe you, now Barry and Thomas are about to talk about what to do next. As they do that I'm going to think of Nicole, and you don't need to be a part of that. What? She's girlfriend I can anything my creator wants me to do. Listen to Barry and Thomas!

Thomas was still stunned by the chair actually worked, I thought we would have to bury him and I would be stuck here with tall, drunk and bruiting here. Thomas looked at Barry and asked "How, how did you heal so fast and how?"(Barry interrupts him) "Thomas, trust me when I say I had enough talking and wondering how, now I'm going fix my suit and get the hell out of here." Barry grabbed his reversed color suit and starts to spin around, around when will it stop nobody knows (my eyes hurt from watching it seriously why isn't there any Aleve in this world). After the spinning stopped and I found a puke bucket there he was standing in his classic red and gold uniform. Flash ah savior of the wait wrong Flash, sorry about but after he got dressed in his uniform he left. Thomas said after he left "he did say he was fast, I wasn't expecting that fast." Then I said "On paper it's doesn't seem that fast but one you see it in real life it's insane." Thomas said "What the hell are you talking about."

Then it hit, that's right I'm the only one who knows that these guys are comic book characters. I said to him "Remember I come from another world, I read about in the newspaper okay." Then Barry comes back and he's pissed, Barry yells "FUCK! It didn't work!" ME and Thomas both look at each other and wonder then I asked him "What?" Barry yells again and throws some bottles at the wall. Thomas yells at him "Hey! Do you know how much those cost?!" Barry snapped at him "I don't how much you're cheap alcohol cost I only care about getting home and of this hellhole of this reality." I got up and grabbed Barry by the arm and said "Barry?" he turned and yelled "What?" I slapped him and told him "I want to go home too, but you and I both know we need to fix this, now what in this world's God's earth didn't work?"

Barry calmed down "I'm sorry about that but okay here's what happened. I tried to get home using the speed force extra-dimensional energy force which enhances my abilities. It enhances them so much I can run so fast I can travel through time. I tried that but it was like I guess the best way to say it that time rejected me." Thomas asked "You think this has anything to do with your future friend?" Barry asked "I have too but how does he add into this. He can time travel just like me but what he did he do. But an even a better question how did he come apart of this?" He's pointing at me I answer "I have no idea I can only guess and my guess is that you didn't travel through time but maybe just maybe you were fast enough to go through space. While you were for that small amount of time you went through someone and guess who that lucky someone was. By the way a thought just came up if can't go through this uh time barrier maybe we can fine superman. I know he doesn't exist but that doesn't mean Clarke Kent can't exist. You remember seeing a meteor landing in Metropolis right? Also remember it went over Smallville didn't land there but...never mind what I'm trying to say let's find superman, not much of lead but it's better than nothing."

Barry looks at me and said "Okay I have nothing better to do." then I ask Thomas "Are you in?" Thomas put on his cowl and answers "Like Barry here I have nothing else to do actually I did but Barry ruined it. But if before we go I need to do two thing one. I know someone that's working for the government we can help, two. You need a suit not that pussy riot gear." after he said that I want to argue but he does have a valet point. After that fight the riot gear looks like it's been through hell and that's from only one fight with Batman. Another thing is that his took a shotgun blast at point blank range and it looks fine...kind of. So probably be good to listen to him, he threw a uniform which looks oddly a lot like Nightwing's uniform. I ask him "Why do you have an outfit which doesn't look like any of your suit." He answer "just in case I would ever have a sidekick now let's go."

15 minutes later were here thanks to Thomas's batwing where here in Metropolis I never thought I know ever go there since it's you know... A CITY IN A COMIC BOOK! But not complaining... okay I am because of this messed up world it looks like shit but at least it's not Gotham. It's certainly needs a giant, blue, super strong boy scout who were like red wait oh yeah the new 52 happen so doesn't where his underwear like that anymore. Why would some do that seriously I don't see any stains, I'm not saying Sups does that but now I'm just talking gibberish.

Now we just landed on a rooftop waiting for Thomas's friend from the government, I was wondering who it was. I was making a list in my head of all the dc characters that work or worked for the government. Honestly I'm think of a lot of villains like the suicide squad, which would be weird if we're meeting them, also who would we be meeting if it is the squad. For sure Deadshot and maybe Captain Boomerang the evil Australian sort-of rip off of batman. Another thing comes to mind would be Deadpool that no I mean Deathstroke the superior and less annoying version. Seriously why did marvel had to rip off Deathstroke he's a badass, that's probably why they that to Todd McFarlane's Spawn too with Nightwatch, Marvel kind-of rips off a lot. Another person who would that bitch Amanda Walker. What? We were all thinking it.

Then a train of thought broke, how? Well it's not hard to miss a giant blue streak in the night sky coming right at you! I yelled "What in Fuck is that another comet? Hurry back to the ship!" Barry was going to join me but Thomas grabbed shoulder and said "don't run, it's Victor." then Barry said "Who?" Thomas answers "Stone." Then the blue light disappears yet there is smoke covering the rooftop. Then as sudden as it came it starts to clear up and I starting a metal object. wait it's a limp! I can see the outline of a figure in the smoke this chrome metal figure is giant, then I see a giant-ass gun that looks like it turn Metropolis into Robocop's Detroit. Then I see a red eye? OH GOD A TERMINATOR! Someone get the Governor, oh wait minute never mine it's Cyborg man he got a major upgrade.

The metal giant down us and said "Hello Batman, I didn't know you have sidekicks now. I came as soon as I could, what do you need?" Before Thomas was able to answer Barry said "Hello I'm the Flash, the fastest man alive." then I said "Since we're introducing ourselves, I'm the Executioner and I don't usually look like this." Thomas looked at both of us I felt him peering through me and Barry's souls. Then he said "Okay, Vic I need you to look up any files about a meteor striking down in Metropolis 30 years ago. Can you do that?" Cyborg stood there for a second or two then he said "Sorry I can't do that it's not under my authority." I snap at him why because I hate the government I yell "What do you mean do you know that your employers do this all the damn time. They all snoop around when they're supposed to but they do any way for their good. If you down what were are asking for you, you would be doing this for the good of America. Giving this world a chance during this damn war, giving this world a chance to be a better one. Do you hear me you political puppet do it for 'Mercia. Sorry about that last part I am just not a big fan of government." Cyborg looked at me and said "I can tell also I'll do it" while Cyborg was looking for any data on the event Barry took me "You, you my good friend should never go to D.C. Great sites sure but you shouldn't go anywhere near it." Cyborg finished "I found it, turns out there wasn't meteor but sort of capsule with a specimen inside. The government built a base under the city to hold it. Also I found a way to get there and we would have to go the Batman the sewer." After hearing that I looked at Thomas and I saw he had a smirk smile on his face from hearing 'The Batman way'. A couple thought came up in my after hearing the the news first was 'Yes, we found him, we have a way to get the fuck out of here and fix this hellish place.' and the second thought was 'ewe' the sewers.

I don't why Killer Croc would chose to live here yeah sure it's warm during winter and cold during summer but it's disgusting. Seriously why chose to live here, the only ones that have it good in the sewers are the Turtles. Cyborg found the door that leads into the labs. Cyborg hack the lock and then we met up with some guards. Barry says to him "You think you should have done a thermal scan on before we enter?" Cyborg was about to fire is cannon and Batman got out him batarangs but they didn't fire all the guards were already down. And there's Barry leaning on the wall whistling, and then he said "Come we have a alien to break free." Cyborg said "So that's what he can do, what about you?" I told him "I'm like Bats don't have powers, great mind and a little bit of mouth too." We get to this giant metal door, I couldn't believe it I ask Barry "are seeing what I'm see?" he answers "Yep, a 50 foot door with Superman's symbol on it." Cyborg goes to hack the keypad while he's hacking he ask us "Super who and how you do you know about this?" Batman answers for us "Just do as I do, follow along and besides it's a long story."

The door opens it's an empty room with red lights, when we walked into it the room had a different feeling than I expected and it's not from the emptiness. I thought we were fools when entered the room there nobody in it I was so damn wrong. Barry yells "OVERHERE!" we all come over and there he is Superman I think. He kind of looks like him but god he doesn't look human, he has no muscle or fat just skin and bone. He's rolled up in a ball; he's scared he's yelling "NO! NO!" I can only imagine what they have done to him. This is why I hate the goddamn government. Cyborg kneels down next to Superman and said in a calm voice "Don't worry we are not here to hurt you we're friends." Superman unrolls looks at Cyborg and says "Friends?" Then the alarms go off Cyborg picks up Superman and we bolt out of there. When we got out of the room I felt stronger its odd, wait that room was meant to keep him weak, controlled. That means cyborg is carry the most powerful thing on this planet. Awesome at the same time Great Scott.

We got back into the sewers, Cyborg was leading us to a way out and we found ourselves on a beach. It was quiet for a second, there are now military men surrounding us. Cyborg was firing his cannon Batman threw his batarangs at them and Flash was disarming their guns and giving the fast punches they ever received...then there was me firing a revolver...not as exciting as the others. I really wish I had my gear that would be great. What we were in was something out of an action movie while I was just an extra on set. After a couple minutes have past I felt the ground shaking behind me I look and its Superman slams he fists in the ground, he's getting angrier by the second and he yells "STOP! STOP! STOP!" He flies up into the air and releases his rage on the military men. Red lasers, red freaking laser beams are going everywhere, Barry grabs me and Thomas, runs into the sewers, then he goes back to grab Cyborg. He's has troubles at first he said "You're coming with me big boy." Cyborg says "Put me down." Barry was able to lift; he runs back to the sewers and replies "Not until you're safe." Now were all sitting there watching God's wraith on the men just 20 feet back. A few minutes have pass we walk we see ask scattered on the beach and we all look up in awe. He's floating above the ashed beach with his eye red as the devil's and a wicked like smile on his face. He's been waiting for this day for so long revenge; he calms down his glowing red eyes disappear along with his smile. He sees what he has done. His face is covered by his tears of guilt and he flies into the sky as far as he can away from this beach. I look at everyone and ask them "Now what?" then out of nowhere seizure to me and Barry. But this wasn't any seizure is more like a "trip" before I went on this "trip" I hear Cyborg say "What's happening." Then I hear Thomas "Let me see." Oh God my life is in the hands of a drunk.

This "trip" is basically like that dream I had oh great new random memories. OH Shit these are events that happened in this time line ones that are occasioned with my life Barry would hate this. Okay apparently me and Barry have been best friends since kindergarten, they were at...MY WEDDING! Now oh god first child, where the puke bag, they say it's a miracle, I think they met after that part. Wait where's this, hey that's Thawne he's talking to no DEATHSKULL of course somehow someway he's away involved with my troubles. When I wake up I'm going to kill him. Any moment now...any moment...come on you drunk Thomas...Wait I am dead? OH god I was killed by a drunk at least I died by a drunk batman. The Batman part is cool. Now which afterlife am I in? Or going to? Wait is that a light? Onwards. Turns out it wasn't a light its Cyborg cannon! Oh he's just scanning me.

I have awaken on the batwing and Cyborg says to me "Welcome back to the land of th-(I cover his mouth)" I tell him "You don't know what I have been through, now where's Flash?" he moves out of the way to show he's sitting right across of me and now I feel stupid. He asks me "What did you dream about? I dream about my mother...not that way!" I answer "I know what you meant, but part of my 'dream' you don't want to know about. But I found out something interesting, I saw Thawne with Deathskull." Barry was confuse and then he said "Who, What, When, Where and Why?!" I answered in that order "Who Thawne, What Deathskull my archenemy why he's what because when I fight him or it sometime a machine, sometimes human but always dangerous and a pain in my ass. When I don't know but probably before any of this, where they were talking in I don't know a dark office room. And why they hate us with a passion."

I ask Barry "Where are we going?" before Barry could answer Thomas answers "London, there was a sighting of Superman in the area." Then Cyborg "I called other superheroes to help capture him, he's the most powerful on this planet. I don't blame him for going berserk; I say that because I know how he feels to be a lab rat. But he needs to be taken in where everyone can be safe and for his own wellbeing." Barry walks up to him and said "You're going to in the empty room again are you mad?" Cyborg looks at Barry straight in the eye "NO! I want put him in place where he doesn't have to be scared a place where he can be loved not a empty carcass. Batman I'm going to head back to D.C. I need to get a upgrade that's equivalent to an army to take him down." I thought for a moment if this man has an arsenal to in possession I need to come with him, I don't want to be dead weight. I yell "Hey Stone I need to come with you." He looks at me with a look that read "WHY YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH?" after that pause I said "Trust me I'm more than think I just need a suit a power suit." He said "Fine then hold on tight!" He grabbed me I hung on this sounds a little gay now but when he flew. BEST...RIDE...OF MY LIFE! Take that six-flags!

When we got to D.C. I thought of what Barry said earlier about the nice sites maybe I won't go on rampage here. Then I saw a political ad with Miley Cyrus on it. It said "She was known as Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks Obama." I tell Vic "Man politics are getting crazier aren't they." what said back to me "It's worst when you work here. I do it for the people not for these puppets and puppeteers." ahem to that. When we got to his labs I was fucking impressed. He showed me around the weaponry, equipment and technology, to be honest I was ignoring everything he was saying and adding the parts and components in my head to make the ultimate Executioner suit. I felt like a little kid in a candy store, I told him "You get suit up and do what you got to do I'll make my suit okay." I was taking couple guns from the armory, prototypes, experiments, taking items from the failed experiments pile it was college of dangerously awesome. I told Cyborg "I'm almost done I just need some Victorian blue or just blue paint." Cyborg comes up to me and said "The hell? Why do you need paint?" I tell him "it's a part of my gimmick like Flash is red and gold, Batman is dark and bruiting and you are a cyborg. Also Forgot to tell this earlier there is a way to stop Superman. It's an element know as kryptonite it weaken him, back at the sewer lab in that room they used it to keep him in there so he couldn't break out." Cyborg is silence...THN SNAPS "This piece of information would have been good earlier. I'll look on the files to see where the closest source is. I'll be back as soon as I can."

And done the suit looks perfect with a 3 barrel shotgun gauntlet with each barrel firing a different type of shell on the right forearm. A hidden 1 1/2ft long blade that can also shock and scatter all over the targeted area with shards of electric steel (shock and awe people shock and awe that's what I call a knife) under the right forearm. Then on the left is my classic latchable chain chainsaw now with some burning effects and under the forearm is an automatic laser pistol. The suit is made of the same substances as you know some sort of metal alloy that's stronger that titanium. On my back I have a jetpack that can fly up to Mach I going to find out. Then my gloves are able to taze and have a hidden button that can cause an EMP. And my helmet is bullet proof and has a hard drive in it where I can look up thing on the way to London (NO NOT PORN! Sicko) . Before that I'm going to the nearest paint shop to find some blue paint. Why I'm looking for Victorian blue because it means pure. I know I'm not but it's more like the criminals are the disease I'm the cure kind of thing. Before I go I should leave Cyborg a note "Went to London :)" p.s. Sorry about the hole in the roof :( now it's time to blast ooofffffffffffff! I love this upgrade.