(Hello again everypony this chapter get interesting)
[not that interesting you pervs]
(are you sure they were thinking that)
[this is a M rated story if you read this you probably have no life and ran out of other stories to read]
(can't argue with that logic)
{shut up we don't want to offend the readers ok than lets get this thing started}
[WARNING THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS EXTREMLY FUN WORDS AND VERY DEEP REFENCE TO DORA THE EXPLORE THAT IS ALL]
THEME SONG
my little brony, my little brony
ah,ah,ah,ah
my little brony
I used to wonder what justice could be
until a new world shared it comedy with me
one great adventure
very funny
a righteous heart
tuff and ready
grace,hope an easy feat
and leadership makes it all complete
like a boss
did you know your reading my story
[wait]
{oh what now}
[I just realized isn't saying fuck you the same as saying hump you so that really is gay]
(you might be right)
{ let get going than}
[ also]
{no shut up before you ruin my story}
(my eyes)
{great what is he doing now}
(pointing his middle finger at you while doing the air hump)
[Damn let just start the chapter now]
Chapter 4 : the confession of fuckitivity
(fuckitivity actually has nothing to do with this chapter)
[but it is fun to say. I dare all yall to say fuckitivity five times fast]
after everypony else left the library
"um hey, Wind Runner could I see you for a sec?"Twilight said
"Sure thing." I said as I started to trot over to her
"oh great well I don't know how to say this but"Twilight bit her lip she mumbled something I couldn't hear.
"What is it?"
she again mumbled something I couldn't hear.
"what is it?"
"I love you!" she blurted out
(see)
[remember at the party]
(she was talking about you)
[dumbass]
{OK YOU LITTLE FUCKERS I GET THE POINT}
I was a little bit shocked but somehow happy.
"Oh no, please don't hate me."she said
"No, Twilight I could never hate you."
"Oh, you are just saying that."
"No, I am not I think that you are so adorably nerdy."I walked up to her and nuzzled her "Twilight Sparkle will you be my marefreind?"
at first she had a confused look on her face but then said "NO."
[FUCKITIVITY]
{Pyro change it back}
[fine]
"YES!"
I nuzzled her and she nuzzled me.
"Runner could you sleep with me tonight?"
(umm?)
[SAY YES!]
{why not}
[VICTORY IS MINE!]
"I would love too" I said"So I guess foggy will Foggy will be sleeping in the guest room than."
"Oh,sure."
A tiny tiny tiny bit MOTHER FUCKING later
"Hey Renaldo you will be sleeping in the guest room tonight."
"Oh,where will you be sleeping tonight?"
"SHIT!"
"TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" !
"OK,well me and Twilight are um dating so."
"FUCKAPALOZA, you are already sleeping with a pony bitch!"
[HEY that is another fun word]
"Hell yeah."
"Hey kids do you know what that means!"
[DORA!]
"What,DORA."
"Well, Mr. Travis is getting laid tonight!"
"Fuck, no!"
"OKIE DOKIE LOKIE, well than Mr. Travis is getting a blow-job tonight!"
"FUCK U I AM NOT HAVING SEX"
"Calm your tits bro. That wasn't a sex joke; it was a oral sex joke."
"Fuck this!"
FUCKAPALOZIAN-FUCKITIVITY /LATER
me and Twi were cuddling in bed.
{so how was it}
[TOLD YOU ABOUT DORA]
(sucker you probably didn't believe him)
SEE YOU NEXT TIME WHEN WE MEET A FUCKING BRONY AND GET EVEN CLOSER TO CHAPTER 8
