(Hello again everypony this chapter get interesting)

[not that interesting you pervs]

(are you sure they were thinking that)

[this is a M rated story if you read this you probably have no life and ran out of other stories to read]

(can't argue with that logic)

{shut up we don't want to offend the readers ok than lets get this thing started}

[WARNING THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS EXTREMLY FUN WORDS AND VERY DEEP REFENCE TO DORA THE EXPLORE THAT IS ALL]

THEME SONG

my little brony, my little brony

ah,ah,ah,ah

my little brony

I used to wonder what justice could be

until a new world shared it comedy with me

one great adventure

very funny

a righteous heart

tuff and ready

grace,hope an easy feat

and leadership makes it all complete

like a boss

did you know your reading my story

[wait]

{oh what now}

[I just realized isn't saying fuck you the same as saying hump you so that really is gay]

(you might be right)

{ let get going than}

[ also]

{no shut up before you ruin my story}

(my eyes)

{great what is he doing now}

(pointing his middle finger at you while doing the air hump)

[Damn let just start the chapter now]

Chapter 4 : the confession of fuckitivity

(fuckitivity actually has nothing to do with this chapter)

[but it is fun to say. I dare all yall to say fuckitivity five times fast]

after everypony else left the library

"um hey, Wind Runner could I see you for a sec?"Twilight said

"Sure thing." I said as I started to trot over to her

"oh great well I don't know how to say this but"Twilight bit her lip she mumbled something I couldn't hear.

"What is it?"

she again mumbled something I couldn't hear.

"what is it?"

"I love you!" she blurted out

(see)
[remember at the party]

(she was talking about you)

[dumbass]

{OK YOU LITTLE FUCKERS I GET THE POINT}

I was a little bit shocked but somehow happy.

"Oh no, please don't hate me."she said

"No, Twilight I could never hate you."

"Oh, you are just saying that."

"No, I am not I think that you are so adorably nerdy."I walked up to her and nuzzled her "Twilight Sparkle will you be my marefreind?"

at first she had a confused look on her face but then said "NO."

[FUCKITIVITY]

{Pyro change it back}

[fine]

"YES!"

I nuzzled her and she nuzzled me.

"Runner could you sleep with me tonight?"

(umm?)

[SAY YES!]

{why not}

[VICTORY IS MINE!]

"I would love too" I said"So I guess foggy will Foggy will be sleeping in the guest room than."

"Oh,sure."

A tiny tiny tiny bit MOTHER FUCKING later

"Hey Renaldo you will be sleeping in the guest room tonight."

"Oh,where will you be sleeping tonight?"

"SHIT!"

"TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" !

"OK,well me and Twilight are um dating so."

"FUCKAPALOZA, you are already sleeping with a pony bitch!"

[HEY that is another fun word]

"Hell yeah."

"Hey kids do you know what that means!"

[DORA!]

"What,DORA."

"Well, Mr. Travis is getting laid tonight!"

"Fuck, no!"

"OKIE DOKIE LOKIE, well than Mr. Travis is getting a blow-job tonight!"

"FUCK U I AM NOT HAVING SEX"

"Calm your tits bro. That wasn't a sex joke; it was a oral sex joke."

"Fuck this!"

FUCKAPALOZIAN-FUCKITIVITY /LATER

me and Twi were cuddling in bed.

{so how was it}

[TOLD YOU ABOUT DORA]

(sucker you probably didn't believe him)

SEE YOU NEXT TIME WHEN WE MEET A FUCKING BRONY AND GET EVEN CLOSER TO CHAPTER 8