So tired... And I realized this story isn't funny enough...
The class gawked. Samus and Marth offered to go with Zelda. 'Maybe they're just being nice...' Most of the female classmates reassured themselves.
Zelda blinked. "I'm really okay going to the nurse myself." She said assuringly. Suddenly she felt a jolt. She looked around the room. No one was looking at her. 'Huh. I guess I might be losing too much blood... Just then I felt like I was going to die... Jeez, I better go...' Zelda was so much into thinking she forgot to check her hand.
"Zelda!!" Peach screamed. "Your hand!!"
Zelda looked at her hand. Blood was flowing out like crazy. "Oh my... This is the most blood I've ever seen... Can I go to the infirmary now?" Zelda asked.
"Just hurry up and go!!!" The teacher roared.
Zelda stood up, gathered her things and started walking when she stopped suddenly.
"Oh dear... Could someone get me a stool or something, I think I'm gonna pass out." Zelda collapsed in a heap on the floor.
Later...
Zelda groggily got up. Her eyes flickered open and she peeked above her hospital covers.
"SHE'S AWAKE!!!!" A familiar shrill voice called.
Zelda looked up and saw Peach gazing down at her.
"... Hi?" She asked.
"Did you suffer a blow to the head?" Samus asked.
Zelda checked. "I don't think so..."
Link grinned down at her. "So you're the new girl, alot cuter than I expected."
Zelda blinked. "Thank you." She said kindly.
Roy bounced into the room with Marth in tow. "Geez, the old fart wouldn't let us out so we had to run away before he could peek..." Roy muttered. "Oh hey Zelda, how are ya doing?"
Zelda rubbed her eyes. "I'm actually sleepy. And it feels like there's a piece of glass in my arm." Zelda peeked under the covers. "Oh dear. Could someone please get me a napkin?"
Samus sighed and gave her a napkin.
Zelda pulled out the glass and blinked. "I bleed more easily than I thought... Peach, could you pass me the disinfectant?" Peach passed it to her.
Zelda got a cotton swab and carelessly wiped her arm. Then she got a band-aid and stuck it on her arm along with the cotton swab. "Well, good night." She said and went to bed.
Suddenly a thought occured to everyone.
'We came to take care of her, but in the end she took care of herself...'
"Wait Zelda-chan!! Let me redo your bandages!!" Peach cried and hopped up and grabbed Zelda's arm, causing her to wince.
"I'll clean your sheets!!" Roy said and snatched all her sheets.
"You idiots!!! You're making everything worse!!" Samus roared.
Zelda looked up at everyone. "You know what? I'll just go to class."
Next class...
Zelda's eye twitched... Now this was a bit over the top...
"Welcome to class number 6, the best class here." Roy said. (They had skipped the 5th class because Zelda was hurt)
"Uh-huh..." Zelda said. In her opinion she didn't think this was the best class... It could've been an art room. Or a health room... Or a storage room... Or a PE room... Basically this class had everything.
Someone stepped up.
"Hi, welcome to class number 6." A voice said. "I'm your teacher, Pit."
Zelda turned and saw a boy with ANGEL wings and was wearing some kind of tunic.
Peach gasped and fell to her knees.
"Zelda!!" She whispered.
"Yes?" She said.
"I- I thiink I'm in love!!" Peach whispered dramatically.
Zelda looked in surprise. "Really?"
Samus sighed. "She's says that to every 'supposedly cute' guy she sees."
Zelda blinked and looked at Peach who was looking starry-eyed at the new teacher.
"Ne, is he a new teacher?" Zelda asked.
"I think so." Roy replied.
"Bleah!!!" Yoshi yelled suddenly.
Peach immedietly grew evil and hit him with her frying pan.
Pit chuckled. "So, I take it all of you are entering in the Super Smash Bros. Brawl, huh?"
Peach looked at him. "It's Super Smash Bros. Melee, dear." she said sighing happily.
"Oh, actually they changed the title to Super Smash Bros. Brawl a few days before school started, didn't you hear?"
They all thought.
Samus never opened e-mails she didn't know who it was from since she hated spam. And she never opened anything from school in fear it'll be fanmail.
Roy was too lazy.
Peach was too busy.
Marth was basically the same reasons as Samus.
Zelda didn't apply until later.
And Link was also too lazy and busy.
When they sat down Zelda reached in her bag for her history book.
"What are you doing?" Marth asked.
"Getting my history book." She said.
Marth stopped her. "Uh, Zelda, it'd be a good idea to put your book down and just hold on to your seat.
"Why?" Zelda asked.
Before Marth could answer everyone's seats were zoomed into the air.
"KYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Zelda screamed. "W-what is this??!" She asked when she noticed that the room had suddenly changed to camoufloge the sky.
"Oh we're just learning about flying and how people used airplanes and stuff." Link said and yawned. "Wake me up when it's over."
"WAHH!!! You need to steer!!" Zelda cried and grabbed his controls when his plane started to swerve.
"Oh yeah, forgot to put it on auto pilote, thanks Zel." He said, clicked auto pilote and went to sleep.
Zelda tried her best t steadily control her plane, but she sucked at flying or operating machinery.
"KYAAHH!!! KYA- Wait.. I think I can-AAHHHH!!! KYAAAHHHH!!" She screamed.
Peach was brushing her hair and Samus sighed.
"WAAHH!!! I CAN'T GET DOWN!!!" Zelda screamed. But then she shot straight down and crashed. "Whew," She said. "That was close." She said getting out of the rubble.
Then there was a boom!!!
'KAABBBBOOOOOOOMM!!!!'
Zelda turned around and realized her ship just exploded.
She really should get out of the wave of the blast...
Zelda's eyes widened and she didn't even scream.
A few seconds later... (I'm skipping because I'm really tired of writing about how everyone's eyes widen and they all call her name before she gets 'killed'.)
Everything stood still.
"What's everyone looking at?" Zelda asked from behind Pit.
Everyone whirled at her and started talking at once.
"WHAT?!! DIDN'T YOU JUST DIE?!"
"ZELDA-CHAN!!! I WAS SOOO SCARED!!!"
"WHAT HAPPENED??!"
"ARE YOU OKAY??"
"STOP SHOVING!!!"
"OMIGOD, LET'S GO TO THE INFIRMARY."
"DAMN THAT'S STRENGTH!!"
"STOP SHOVING!!!"
"WHA-? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"DID YOU USE MAGIC?!!"
"DAMN THAT'S STRENGTH!!"
"FOR CHRISTS SAKE, SHE'S OKAY NOW, SO STOP SHOVING DAMN IT!!!"
"OKAY!!! GOSH!!!"
"BE CAREFUL!!!"
"Ohh... It turned out the plane was filled with Nitrogen Glycerin... C'mon Zelda let's get you a new desk."
Zelda backed away slightly. She needed to get away from the craziness. "Um, I'm really okay-"
"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!!!"
Zelda backed away more. "Uh... Well this spiral surrounded me and then I found myself here..." She said slowly.
Everyone stared at her.
"Zelda, who taught you magic?" Marth asked.
"Um... No one... I never knew magic was real until I came here..." Zelda said thinking about it.
"No one can learn magic on their own like that!!!" Peach squealed.
"What about last time?" Zelda asked.
"We though last time was a fluke." Samus said.
"..."
Zelda tried to think really hard. "I really can't remember anything unusual happening to me until I got here..."
Everyone stared at her. Again.
"Do you remember your entire life?" Marth asked.
"Nope." Zelda said.
"Ohh!!! Maybe Zelda secretly lost all her memory and was tested as an experiment and then she got special abilities!!!" Peach suggested.
"No one is or can do that. Government's too strong." Samus said.
"Hmm... Well, I guess I'll have to talk with my parents." Zelda said at last.
Done!!!!
